Business Time - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

[CCthebat]

LOL this song sounds like a semi-faster version of the version of Besame Mucho in the movie Sueno (2005).

[blatkaplaywrite]

I was up set one day so my friend takes out his guitar and starts playing and singing this song. It always puts me in a good mood.

[qo999966666]

team building exercise not tonight!

[lancsno1]

@qo999966666 he says team building exercise 99!!!!

[RAWfootyfilms]

"then you go sort out the recycling which isn't part of the foreplay, but is still very important." LOL

[Ebiiichu]

thumbs up if you paused on 2:15 to see jemaine's rooster, if you know what i mean

[BaguetteDiscotheque]

@Ebiiichu Not ashamed to say I did.

[biolanty]

Cooking comically :3

[pixargod]

Teen Building Exercise 99!!" XD

[pixargod]

These guys are awesome!

[17JIMPY07]

Searching for Business Time sent me here!

[TheAnim3]

haha uhmm...lmfao..my boyfriend sang this to me.. XD

[pixargod]

40 people have work in the morning

[zilvinas10]

Barack Obama Sent me here

[slimjim88]

Inb4 "t4bby br0ught m3 h3r3 h3h3h3"

[KarlBonner1982]

Heard this on a monthly Mark Farina house mix for September '11, at least the chorus line.

[MissBeLLic]

Aaahhhhh las delicias del matrimonio... Casi no puedo esperar...

[Cuzimrich]

Bill Clinton sent meh

[lilchucks]

PimpbillClinton sent me here

[MissFrida94]

My Best Friend made a Team Building Exercise '99 T-shirt for me. Best Gift EVER!

[marina1991x]

ive got a business rack ;]

[L60N]

Thumbs up for Wednesday's! XD

[wattosacrim]

2:57 thats the best face he's ever pulled !!!!!! hahahahaha

[exploittruth]

making looove...making looove for... making love for two... makin loove for twooo minutes

[exploittruth]

making love.... making love for... making love for two.... making love for twoooo minutes

[sjeeeeewzm]

It's Christmas, it's christmas time. I know what you're trying to say, baby.

You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's christmas time."

[charici]

She could always just turn to the guy playing the guitar if she wants some more =P

[MEWtiful]

that awkward moment when you go to watch a video and land smack int he middle of an argument about inelligence...and nutsacks

[bulletstopper636]

Awesome!

[jeremyampt]

39 people aren't wearing business socks

[MrKeegst]

thumbs up if you agree that the lady in this video is heavily talented to not laugh when he makes the brushing teeth = foreplay comment...

[queencolondarkwing]

Wow. A fight on Flight of the Conchords video? Just enjoy the song guys. Seriously.

[Deflecto3]

This show is lame..

[TheElijahKings]

@Deflecto3 well that your opinion...

[Deflecto3]

@TheElijahKings Pretty sure thats a fact. Haha one of friends punched the loser with the glasses in the face. He was at a bar in my neck of the woods and she kicked the shit out of him. Hahaha Hes a pussy.

[rockstarJDP]

@Deflecto3 cool story bro. why did you're friend allegedly hit jermaine in the face?

[bloodredeyes666]

@Deflecto3 Why? Be more constructive with your feedback!

[Deflecto3]

@bloodredeyes666 Well anyone with half an anus could write better jokes than this. Sure in ways it's original but in a few years the world will forget about it. They are hipsters and everyone knows that the hipster "aesthetic" can only last so much longer. Besides isn't that bunch of jags into "chillwave" now?

[bloodredeyes666]

@Deflecto3 Wow, my joke just went right over your head. Watch Hiphopopotomas vs. Rhymenocerous.

[Deflecto3]

@bloodredeyes666 How was that a joke? Its fun to pretend to be intelligent I guess... Anyway I did watch that and it's stupid.

[bloodredeyes666]

@Deflecto3 That stick up your ass must be rather uncomfortable. Calm down, jeez.

And remember, kids: it's always cool to insult a person's intelligence based on the kind of music they listen to!

[TheNarcMan]

@Deflecto3

If you can write better jokes and go from New Zealand to New York via Australia and the UK making people laugh everywhere you go and get yourself an acclaimed hit TV show that runs for two seasons then by all means do so. Until then you just sound like a sad envious little troll who has no talent. But everyone else is wrong huh. It must get lonely in your cave with the badly burned Albanian boy as your only company.

[ambskater97]

@Deflecto3 FUCK YOU, NUTSUCK!

[Deflecto3]

@ambskater97 Ohhh nutsack! My feelings are hurt pretty bad... How will I go on?!

[ambskater97]

@Deflecto3 I said, "nutsuck," so if you're going to be a sarcastic asshole, learn to get your info straight, tampon jockey.

[Deflecto3]

@ambskater97 Hahahahahaha ok newfag. Your mental retardation is cute. You get little checks from the government for it?

[noliesjustlove005]

When you go to a guys house and he puts his ipod on shuffle and this song comes on. Oh just me?

[xXmegaRoryXx]

you know when im down in my socks its time for buisness thats why they call it buisness time OOooOO!

[ConnorCS94]

39 people where late for work in the morning

[Ebiiichu]

love how bret pops up randomly everytime

[elgranelgraf]

I think the live version of this is better, but I still love it.

[qwerty1998ish]

38 people forgot to take their shoes off before their jeans

[SokaRoxMySox]

@qwerty1998ish that's okay, they turned it into a sexy dance

[wendyjorge1]

GOOGLE this & you be surprised? what you discover. ! Richest men and The Most Overpaid People in The World !

[apachaiclo]

TEAM BUILDIN' EXERCISE NINETY-NIIINE!

[Yoarashi]

I love how the other fella just busts into their bedroom, all casual and "don't mind me, I'm just gonna do my thing with this guitar".

[MAHNAYMAARON]

Fuck Eri!

[MrBigcheese1702]

@MAHNAYMAARON are you talking about sawachika? Because if you are, then I have to kill you! She's so cute!

[EmmatheMinx]

Ahhh, what is it with the socks that are the last to go? :D He looks very nice in this, anyways ;)

[ronzak24]

37 ppl need to get fukin shot!! cunts look at the like/dislike bar! YOU CANT EVEN BE FUKIN NOTICED!!!!!

[MissDriz]

I would let Bret watch me do it, too.

[vbrownist]

love it! catch myself singin it all the time! ya know why? cuz its business time!

[cspradbery]

37 people only got one minute in heaven

[Autonova]

two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

[OptimusTrooper]

I caught myself singing this, then realized I was in the checkout line at walmart.....cashier was like 0.o

[KylconFilms]

Thumbs up if they're way better live then recorded.

[ebbitty132]

you turn to me and say something sexy like "is that it" lol the best part of the song

[naziraltamar]

I L O V E I T ! ! !

[megafreshgarrett]

Why is there always a comment saying some shit on the people that disliked it? Let them be and stop trying to get a top comment! Thumbs up if I'm you think I'm a hypocrite haha jk lol thumbs down

[megafreshgarrett]

Why is there always a comment saying some shit on the people that disliked it let them be stop trying to get a comment!

[10Annabanana01]

its business time for the replay button...

[LovinTVJunkie]

This is the best video ever!

[jaundist]

bam bam thank you maam

[blk9917]

36 people's business hours are over.

[confidential007]

@blk9917 Because they never had any...

[guthax30]

If anybody thumbs up liyah for his cliched comment, i will personally track them down and rape them myself -.-

Note: not fucking around

On a non-rapacious not this was a very funny song :D

[ChuckTrebloc]

Soooo.... does Brett normally exit the closet singing after sex? Because if so I would like to request customer service- I have yet to see my Brett.

[pclifto]

ohh yeah, that's it

[baites11]

"Team building exercise '99"!!

[pisceswoman31]

"that's why their called business socks, emmmm" ;-)

[snacker247]

I want chops like those :(

[liyah1116]

hahaa replay button pressed charges against me for rape!

[SkillGame79]

Team building exercise ninety niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiinnnneeeeeee!!!!

[Foolanna]

@SkillGame79

This video makes me think about actually throwing out that beloved "snow boarding contest ninety siiiiiiiiix baby yeah!" t-shirt

[MrSamPRICE]

for 35 people its still tuesday

[Coolguysandler]

35 people can kiss my ass. It's Business Time!

[electrikdynamiterock]

fuck lord of the ringz

[Kingkazing]

how can anybody not like this its class

[mssaddity]

okay this is hilarious lol...

[SkillGame79]

Brushing your teeth together is SO foreplay!!! Jemaine you got the MOVES!!!

Team building exercise 9999999999999999999999999!!!!!­!

[pizzazthehut]

i wish i had a friend who could sexually play the guitar in my room while im makin love

[bimseal]

is that it?!?!



[S5ate99lit3e]

@bimseal I know what youre tryna say baby, youre tryna say "aww yeah, thats it!" :D

[nightshadow73]

This is hysterical. One of the things I think is adorably sexy is a guy in just socks. SO funny they are making fun of that in this.

[Deesade86]

These guys are awesome

[pelana111]

0:57 she is about to break down and laugh

[thedeathskittle]

wtf. he actually got naked lmao

[mrsDee23]

So...can anyone tell me what time it was in the song. I couldn't hear him.

[emilyinpeinwithout]

@mrsDee23 Buisness time!!!

[musicismylover123]

@mrsDee23 I though I was the only one! Thank goodness.

[mrsDee23]

@musicismylover123 I think he said business time, but why is he not in an office building? This makes no sense and IT ANGERS ME!!!

[Mrtrailblazer1665]

Business hours are over for 32 people.

[76oneofakind]

lmaooooooo every time I watch this is gets better!!!

[wintairqueen]

34 only got one minute of heaven.

[Inbicilas]

true true ;DD

[Themaxo488]

thumbs up if you think the 32 dislikes are gay

[charici]

@Themaxo488 Gays have buisness time to you know xD

[YourMum2286]

I'm wearing my business socks right now!!...

[googleyeyesrule]

he's wearing odd socks? lmaooo que cute.

[WUZWOW]

the 32 people who disliked this are christans who are agianst this,and they have tiny penis's,and im doing a sexy dance

[indycolts4]

not nearly as good as the live version

[jdgoods66]

@indycolts4 ok you arrogant prick

[4evrTwilightgirl]

buiness socks. win.

[Murdulo]

TEAM BUILDING EXCERCISE NINETY NINE

[ragingdemon56]

@Murdulo isnt it "team building exercise not tonight"?

[Murdulo]

@ragingdemon56 At first I thought that's what he said, but on the t-shirt it says '99... and having heard it again it actually sounds like it. I could be wrong, though.

[ragingdemon56]

@Murdulo ohh good find i didnt notice that at all lol

[spacecase54]

30 ppl take their business socks off when it's BUSINESS TIME!

[danamaze]

Awe that's cute, she was trying not to smile 0:55

But this damn song keeps getting stuck in my head!

Haha Brett was watching them the whole 2 minutes 3:24

[maxcide]

Funny guys

[Ebiiichu]

Is THAT it!? rofl

[LoveJFrusciante]

@Ebiiichu oh yeah 

[liradeorfeu]

28 people haven't sort out the recycling... -_-'

[braindeadjoe]

27 People haven't had much Business time

[simonfeakes]

hahaha sally laughs at 0:57

[FlopsyDiggins]

@simonfeakes hehe I always notice it too :D

[TooHuman]

@durr966 Certainly a stupid comment, but spam?

[Sniperkid10]

"making love for , making love for two, making love for twoooo minutes"

[dseda01]

i love that he pops out of the closet after they have finished lol

[sohaggard88]

Thats my show!

[phsycopath123]

Damn the guitarist is hot ;)

[tobybirdmann]

shut the fuck up! its funny

[blueismyfavorite]

That's why they call them business socks! xD

[kruxy404]

"not be a complete idiot"

look at you original comment 'worst song EVER... crappy voice' the song is meant to be funny, its not a actual representation of skill or talent, its just humor.

that fact you failed to recognize that makes you the idiot....fucking retard

im impressed you even know how to count

[heywazzup28]

@kruxy404 you can quit cussing now. and i am in college so go fuck yourself :)

[WhiteRavenGTi]

@heywazzup28 The best option for you is to get lost. This vid's not about voice 1st of all, and it's for entertainment purpose (humor), something your brain (if u got one) can't digest at this level. We like this, you don't. End of story. ;)

[heywazzup28]

@WhiteRavenGTi thanks for the suggestion but i am good..... its a stupid vid... thats all there is to its. k.thx.bye.

[Heddon2]

27 people only had one minute in heaven.

[chaser107]

sad

[kelleyhankins]

I want 2 min in heaven with Bret and Jemaine....lol...ahhh yeaaaa

[heywazzup28]

worst song EVER... crappy voice

[kruxy404]

@heywazzup28 than dont listen to it...stupid fuck

[heywazzup28]

@kruxy404 FUCK YOU DOUCHE! ;)

[kruxy404]

@heywazzup28 go die in a fire, fucking faggot

[heywazzup28]

@kruxy404 ok... for 1. you are immature

2. i have a boyfriend and i am a girl so i am not a faggot (dumbass)

3. VERY ORIGINAL (HAHA NOT!)

4. you are an idiot who needs to shut the hell up and not be a complete idiot and make an ass of himself on YouTube, this website is for watching videos, and voicing your opinion on them, NOT for shit talking. So take your foot and shove it up your ass. Thanks :)

[malygoat]

@heywazzup28 you have a boyfriend? definitely a faggot. gtfo.

[heywazzup28]

@malygoat hunny your just jealous that you ugly and cant get any one :D so back off. k.thx.bye.

[DaveGuilmour]

Youtube pays me to dislike videos so people can make stupid jokes

[lkascot]

@DaveGuilmour Don't you make enough money from Pink Flouyd?

[icanbblue9090]

Lol I love how Bret randomly pops up everywhere

[slider45]

25 people were late for business time

[blueeagle422]

26 people didnt attend the team building exercise 99

[iGilbirdChan]

Pause the video

Play video

Continue pressing 6

[TheKjbleu]

What is she saying at 3:16?

[1LolaRun]

@TheKjbleu "Wanna go again"

[tombones99]

Team building exercise tonight!

[SmogHouseTradingCo]

Sorting out the recycling is more than foreplay for me, its the whole experience.

[BeckBeckTheDork]

25 people suck at sex.

[samester92]

the story of my sex life

great song man thanks for posting it!

[myisha711]

he is so funny when he gets all in his moods and starts to sing this is my favorite one but i agree with magic pupleberry, only 2 minutes! i think he can do better than that, at least 59 minutes!

[mapotassie]

"team buildin exercise 1999"

[Autonova]

i love the way the actress can't keep herself from smiling at 0:56!

[MCOriginalWangsta]

24 people did not get laid on wednesday because of netball practice.

[groove2227721]

business hours are over!!! baby!!!!!

[xxpeniskingxx]

I've had sex with the guy who wrote this song.

[MagicPurpleBerry]

@xxpeniskingxx but only for 2 minutes

[Dirtyshamable]

so much better live