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  • The description obviously talks about Painis Cupcake.

  • You turn the Valve, you die. It's a shame he didn't open the vault with the episode 3 beta inside.

  • at 1:00 I JUMPED OUT MY SEAT AND ALMOST HAD A HART A TACK

  • IT'S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

  • buy more keys

  • This video came to mind when i first played penumbra and saw the gaben worm last week lol

  • a wild gaben has apeared player uses coward not so affective

  • Guess you tried to open the vault with the magic VALVe which contains Gabe's most wanted treasure:

    Episode 3

  • Uh no!

  • @goldmember987 thats a total opinion i believe overture was better

  • The new Team Fortress 2 anti-gift abusing raid in a nutshell

  • @OfficerHeavy it's overture, although black plague is the better of the two

  • @OfficerHeavy Penumbra Overture. It could be Penumbra Black Plague though, I never completed either. >.<

  • occco oocoo cccco ccccc coooc

    coooo ococo coococooooccooc

    coooc coooc cccco ccccc cococ

    coooc ccccc  coococoooocoocc

    occco coooc cccco ccccc coooc

    hit ctrl+f

    type c in box

    win

  • now that has got to be one of the scariest games ive seen

  • Can you kill monster in amnesia?

  • @paleknight1 1. this is not amnesia and 2. no

  • @paleknight1 i just throw shit at it but nothing happends

  • ...I fucking shat myself. D:

  • gabenumbra - overweight :D

  • Death by worm during turning this Valve is somehow symbolic.

  • he tried to stop the gaben

  • THE WORM HAS TURNED GENTLEMEN!!!

  • 1:01 big eyeball on the worm XD

  • I'm guessing you were playing as a doughnut with feelings?

  • *Turns to turn Valve*

    Worm: 'UGHHHH NO?"

  • @1xadavid NEVER TRY TO TURN GABEN WORM'S VALVe

  • Aw man he almost got into the vault that had half life 3 in it

  • That scared the fuck out of me

  • You thought Duke Nukem Forever was vaperwear. Episode 3 is headed down that path....

  • @younggunsfan But Valve has talent

  • @WeEatBrainz oh look another idiot who probably hasn't even played DNF and blindly follows the reviewers who threw a fucking fit because the game wasn't mind-bendingly amazing in ways that were totally impossible given the circumstances

  • @WeEatBrainz Hey Gearbox did a great job with DNF. Episode 3 was supposed to be realeased in early 08 but because of Portal, its been delayed for over 4 years now. DNF holds the record with 15 years :P

    Either way, Im just saying ValvE had a new Episode every 8 months. Ep 3 will be Epic sure but I dont want Portal 3 till 2015

  • This is the guardian for the alpha verison of episode 3

  • VALVE OH I JUST GOT THAT AHAHAHA

  • What is it?

    Looks like a giant piece of shit getting straight in your face.

  • isnt this call of cthulu cus if it is its a brilliant game

  • @j0ckst3r no its penumbra

  • @goldmember987 no its halo

  • @goldmember987 Overture or black plauge?

  • @northendproductions overture (although black plague is the better of the two)

  • Death is the final unknown. Besides Ep.3

  • uh... no... *NOM*

  • he get's about 10,000 victims every time he realeses a game.

    and while he cannot digest all of them, he does eat all of them.

  • It must feed very, very often.

  • "OM NOM NOM NOM"

  • Penumbra Overture for the win!

  • Ahhh, this is how i found you. It's a shame your other videos don't get as many views.

  • @RubbishWithRobert yes what a shame

    this is probably my least awesome video

  • Walk without rhythym and it won't attract the Gaben.

  • @Beriorn oh god i love you

  • @Beriorn DUNE FTW :D

  • I lolled so hard at the beginning and end

  • I nearly got a heart attack at the end lol

  • Damn ValVe... You SCARY!

  • grats on 20k views dz

  • Urr, this is Amnesia?

  • @FlashVortexZero no this is penumbra which is made by the same people

  • hey look, its minecraft.

  • @mistermaster7492 but its vavles verson

  • @mistermaster7492 its valves verson

  • i watched this video a second time, and i (i don't know why), randomly get startled at the end the 2nd time. the 1st time i didn't though.

  • Uh, no. *SMASH*

  • it will also never release HL3

  • DAMMIT, THIS IS TAKING TO LONG!

    *turns around, finds nothing*

    *turns again,*

    UH, NO

    GABEN HAS DELAYED EP3 FOR ANOTHER YEAR SO YOU KILLED YOURSELF

  • *Turns valve*

    DAMMIT, THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!

    *Valve delays HL EP3 by a decade*

  • looks like a giant dick

  • what's the game?

    looks like a source engine game

  • @a0001521 penumbra overture, not source

  • @goldmember987 oh the irony

  • @OldMilk12 what is irony, english not is not first my language i am russia

  • @goldmember987 The word "irony" was not used correctly in his sentence. Irony is normally

    "the use of words to give the idea of a meaning that is the opposite of its actual meaning," or

    An event that happens that is the opposite of what is meant to happen.

  • @HappyGuyxlii thank for you explain but i am not to understand of how what i said was of irony

  • @goldmember987 It was not irony. The word was used in a way that was not correct. I do not get what he meant either.

  • @a0001521 obviously, it's not source

  • @a0001521 Amnesia the dark descent i think

  • @deluxer321 no read the comments it is penumbra overture

  • @goldmember987 ah, nope it's just him, gabe newell

  • That was awesome

  • Today we have the records of a thief who broke into the sewars of valve to get into the E3 beta vault. Little did he know that Gaben's worm portals these sewars looking for it's prey.

  • UH, NO

  • Sir gabe noodle died

    Well it looks like

    puts on sunglasses

    This gaben was STOPPED

    YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

  • I get it...valve...heh heh...

  • fake and gabe

  • @buttwarming yeah this video sucks excuse me while i drown myself

  • @buttwarming on the contrary. this is the greatest video you and i have ever seen

  • @buttwarming NO U

  • i thought it was call of cathulu

  • In that cave somewhere is Episode 3.

  • RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

  • yuss i do

  • *Turns the valve*

    Gaben: Uh, no.

    *Gaben eats you up*

  • wurm

  • I thought this was Amnesia: The Dark Descent. :x

    UH, NO.

    IT'S JUST ME, GABE NEWELL.

  • @Akkita amnesia is made by the spookmasters behind penumbra

  • @goldmember987 That's what I figured. After I looked around a bit, Wikipedia was able to confirm that for me. :D

  • @Akkita Uh, no. It's just Penumbra, Frictional entertainment's first, (and less popular D:) game...

  • @Altairmonkey Yeah, I knew that. :D

    I just meant that at first I got the game mistaken with Amnesia. :3

  • To stop the GABEN take control and press the Gaben.

  • uh no its just me gabe wormwell.......

  • Death is the final unknown? Uh, no.

  • @Xenosoo How is it not?

  • he doesn,t want u to switch ValvE get it? VALVE?

  • Uhhhh..... No.

  • UH

    NO

  • That was terrifying.

    "Uh, no."

  • :V

  • UH, NO

  • Behind that door... lies episode 3.

  • THATS A FUCKING SCARY GAME

  • hmmm he must had stolen the episode 3 files and gabe whants them to wait

  • he WAS talking about penumbra when he said earth worm! :D

    awsome

  • o noez, the gay ben be cummin right at u

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  • thats it ep 3 delayed 100000000000 years

  • ''Gabe, can we have a look at Episode Three or get any kind of information?''

    ''Uh... no.''

  • Epic.

  • You can block a gaben,but you can't stop one.

  • @GiantPugTV To stop a gaben, take control, then press the gaben in addition.

  • Its me! Gabe the worm!

  • in this scene its awesome cuz youre immersed already and you dont wanna fail the immersion by dying and loading the game, thats why its awesome when you end the scene successfully

  • It took me fucking forever to figure out that you had to destroy the support beam in the last room before turning the valve...

  • imagine... gaben in Amnesia:The Dark Descent.... 

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • holy shit that fucking worm scared the shit out of me lol. as soon as it attacked u i was like OH SHIT!

  • @TheReaper1771 SHIT BRO!

  • @TheReaper1771 Me too! My freaking heart allmost stopped!

  • damn it was so close to found footage of episode 3 behind that door but the valve security system and gabe where too powerfull for the poor men who want to show on youtube leaked image :( also your video delayed episode 3 for 5 other months D:

  • @athomicritics This sir, is the best post ever LOL

  • @SquintPoopzilla - nope

  • Death is the final Uh, no?

  • Now we'll never know what happens when you turn the VALVe!

  • @GordonChiefSack ye it owns

  • @goldmember987 One of the most underrated games ever. It needs more credit tbh.

  • hurrrr... what game is tihs??? hurr durr.

  • You know that to stop Gaben you must first take control and press Gaben?

  • @DonnZ0r in addition, to stop a gaben....

  • @DonnZ0r I tried but couldn't find the Gaben button is it by my Delay Good games button?

  • good game!

  • Death is the final UN-NO

  • To stop the Gaben, take control and press the Gaben

  • I get it he tried to turn the VALVE

  • This begs the question: How in god's name DO you stop a Gaben?

  • @KrimsinYT Easy, To stop a gaben, you must take control and press the gaben in addition, to stop a gaben take control and press the gaben gaben gaben stop.

  • If ur stuck: Ram a wooden panel so it cant go thru

  • crap

  • This is what happens when someone tries to steal the Ep.3 beta

  • @TheHobbzies explanation: gabe sends a vagineer to get you, and sends you down to a gaben worm hole, gaben worm comes after you, the VALVe torments you, and gaben worm eats you, with your final look, you see the door open up, then gabe taunts you

  • @TheHobbzies

    I lol'd.

  • Ah fuck, It's just him, Gabe Newell. Wheres the Gabencontroller V.2 when i need it.

  • what game is this?

  • @MrSybertech penumbra overture

  • You were mauled by a Gaben... Pity.

  • Uh..no! The last words you'll hear before being subsequently devoured never to play a hl2 episode again.

  • Penumbra?

  • @jamesfish05 ye

  • *BOOM*

    Its just me Gabe Newell :D!

  • to stop a gaben, take control, and press the gaben.

  • We knew you were lost when you started turning that Valve.

    THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS

  • Meow?

  • Uhhh no!

  • I was expecting at least a worm with Gaben's face pasted on it. You only added an "um no".

  • @sounnikoura im very sorry for your disappointment next time i make a penumbra gameplay video ill hack the game and put gabens face on every npc texture

  • @goldmember987 or how about adding a gaben image overlay, you know that would work

  • @sounnikoura yeah except you cant do that in windows movie maker

    excuse me while i buy $800 video software just to please nitpicking viewers

  • @goldmember987 you don't need 800$ video software, i don't even think there is software that expensive

  • @sounnikoura its called adobe premiere and its an overpriced piece of shit because they changed everything good from the previous releases

  • @goldmember987 that sucks bro

  • @goldmember987

    INB4 CRACK SONY VEGAS