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  • This is my favourite ninja fight scene ever! It made the whole movie worth watching!

  • Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Richard Harrison.

  • The Golden Ninja warrior seems to be missing his legs and pelvis

  • Anyone know the song starting at 1:24 eding at 1:58 :) ? I kinda like Mr Ho's musical selections.

  • He explodes in shame.  Sound legit.

  • They must not been able to find red Tabi boots for the red ninja at local flea market where they bout the swords for this movie.

  • these movies are so bad they're good and the music is fucking amazing

  • The origins of the Power Rangers, explained.

  • BACK OF STEEEEEELLLL

  • Ethnicolor by Jean Michel Jarre at 4:30

  • lololol, is this suppose to be a comedy, cause i laughed my ass off through the whole thing.lololololol, hilarious to watch drunk, i tell ya, lololololol

  • Does anyone know the name of the song that starts at 3:41? I've been looking for it ever since I saw Godfrey Ho's other movie, Black Ninja.

  • Whats the point of a red ninja suit? Is he supposed to infiltrate a ketchup factory after the fight or what?

  • I guess the sense of the "music" is to clear your head of the last rest of sense so you actually think this would be cool.

  • lol

    

  • 5:46- ultimate ragequit.

    And here we once again see the valuable lesson Godfrey Ho's films teach us- that only the ninja with the bushiest eyebrows may win.

  • Did he throw an athomic bomb?

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  • He gave the statue a bif fuck you!

  • Hmm, how come they block the sword slashes with their arms and backs sometimes? And how come the first ninja star did nothing to him but the last one almost kills him? I be confusinged!

  • OMG, is all the fame of ninja being supernatural mega fighters with best weapons ever based on those cheap movies with crude special effects??? It makes perfect sense, though, almost nothing of the Hollywood ninja can be proven historically. The only one who actually has a historic legitimation seems to be Masaaki Hatsumi, the rest... well... is more of Stephen Hayes fantasy than historical japanese shinobi.

  • @Protherium Believe it or not, there is "Stephen Hayes" characters in Godfrey Ho's Ninja in the Killing Field!

  • did they use the sound effect from ninja turtles on the nes for the sword slashes? it really sounds like it.....

  • Hey does anyone know the name of the short peice of music starting at 5:03 ?

    I know that Ethnicolour by Jean Michelle Jarre precedes it...

    One thing about Godfrey's movies... great music... that he stole ;D

  • wtf!

    

  • Nothing says "ninja" like guyliner

  • It's a shame that master Gordon never got to fight against Ashida Kim ... X-(

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  • thx god film industry developed well. 2:36 - 2:42 wtf was that

  • the moustache is the source of his ninja power

  • at 0:56 "fuck you" the ninja way..

  • The ninjer empire was never the same after they learned they could block sword swipes with their forearms.

  • Nani?! Kage bushin?!

  • I have a new theme song

  • Maybe I need to watch the whole thing but where they fighting over some tacky burlington home store furniture knicknkack? I would have ben happy with it being over a box of lucky charms cereal or something.

  • Will Ferral and Harrison Ford wreck that dude. HE blowe himself up!

  • WTF is this shit?

  • @dathwampeer this "shitt" was very famous in the 80s ii grew up watching these movies

  • @MrOutsider82 feel sorry for ya... u should of watched ninja movies from asian movie producers... they were hella better.... even though as a kid... i did wanna see these western ninja movies... only because of the colorful ninjas.. i thought wearing a red or blue ninja suit would make u better then the normal black ones :P hahaha but my parents wouldnt let me .. cause of some erotic scenes in white pp movies... in those days...

  • lol his pray xD noob

  • at the end the red guy blow himself up and harrison is like wtf just happened? rofl XD

  • AWESOME SPECIAL EFFECTS!

  • is this a Benny Hill Skit?

  • I tried something like that when I was a kid remember. Of course I lost!

  • omg how stupid

  • ...Are they muslims?

  • Body Amomor anyone?

  • What a complete load of boll##ks

    There are bad films and then there are BAD !!! Films.. this is BAD !!

  • @SONGSTICKS Which makes it good in my oppinion! The laughter brought about by these movies is unmatched. I actually own this movie and I am proud

  • A ninja with a thick mustache? Now I've seen everything.

  • OOOH MY GOD!!!! NINJA GAIDEN ?' ,SHONIBI??? NOOOO NINJA TERMINATOR .. IN ACAPULCO? THATS IS SKILLS ..AND THE FINAL THE BEST HAHAHA

  • So if the ninja in G.I. Joe was Storm Shadow...is the guy in the camoflague...Eye Shadow?

  • 2:09 funniest thing about that is he came from off camera so they didnt need to cut

  • Aite kill me! :D

  • theres 5 min of my life ill never get back

  • @6t9dieselgino6t9

    i lol'd.

  • Where's Terminator?

  • This film is better than dragonball evolution !

  • i remember watching these stupid ninja movies back when i was a kid and was sick so i had to stay home. my mom would leave me like 3 ninja movies on beta max so i wouldnt get bored, but it made my fever worse so i stopped watching them. sucks so bad that its too funny.

  • hmm it looks like the only way to move is do unnecessary flipping and teleporting

  • the script got the oscar.

  • did red ninja miss vanishing at ninja school?

  • So they battled it out for a cheesy samurai statue?

  • A camo ninja. Now I've seen it all. Or have I? It shoul be impossible to see a ninja, much less a camo ninja..

  • 2:45

    "WTF, hax!"

  • Man, listen to that Canto-pop funk-fusion kick in at 5:17! Love it! lol

  • Perfect ! THIS is real Ninja power ! do they took any illicit drugs before ?

  • what happened to the ninja headbands

  • the part at 5:17 is awesome!

  • @SuperEvilSquid hmmm, not as retarded as you it appears. Read my comment again,properly, and see whos right.

  • hi

    please does any1 know which film it is (i think harrison is in it) where two ninjas are fighting and then one of them makes clones of himself? I guess it happens in a few films so any ideas would be really appreciated.

    thanks!

  • Dam the white guys did good as ninjas. Rare to see that but awesome.

  • How to be a good Ninja:

    Hear space-like, pretencious, midi-electronic music just before figth till death

    Workship pieces of a crappy souvenir just before fight till death.

    Team up whit a faggie whit eyeshadow to defeat some kind of constipated samoan guy.

    Jump, disappear and appear again with no apparent purpose.

    In case of defeat, explode yourself.

  • i kinda felt bad for the red ninja at 4.36

  • All hail the morons!

  • the fighting wasn't to bad actually but when they were throwing the smoke bombs now that was funny!

  • Je suis.. sans voix !!

  • Camo Ninja FTW

  • Did he kill himself, at the end ?

  • The 15 people who disliked this are useless bloody sissies.

  • Someone tell the red ninja that he can disappear too, he looks so suprised when it happens...Come on that's basic ninja skills.

  • How the hell did they keep disappearing like that? They had to use some kind of special effects on this movie. People can't really do that.

  • the terminator...kickass, Ninjas...kickass, this movie....shitass

  • i gotta admit, this was a good fight scene

  • they must've been on crack when they made this...

  • you know, if they stopped teleporting, this wouldn't have been that bad for the 80's.

  • yeah dude.from tangerine dreams album - forced majure.

  • huh?couldn't they just talk about it over starbucks in combining the pieces

  • 5 mins huh ???

  • I want that urban ninja suit

  • Best Special Effects Ever

  • Well, that was better than most of his final fight scenes. I couldn't help but laugh at several spots.

  • I love how Godfrey Ho just created an entire "Ninja Culture" out of thin air. The whole "Ninja Challenge" doll, how do you come up with that shit? You COULD look at historical stuff about ninjas...but making it up is so much better!

  • My god! 0:57- 1:08.. They sampled KRAFTWERK with Radioland!

  • Oscars Oscars I say!! In all categories!! Especially for the Golden Ninja God who managed to get dismembered!!

  • Oh i miss the 80s....a time where you could suspend disbelief and watch a movie for pure enjoyment and not becoz of how realistic it looked. Those were the days....

  • que porqueria Dios mio !

  • That was fucking awesome. The red dude is a bad ass mutha fucka!!!!!Claws in your elbows.....O.O

  • O_O

  • Ah...Hum...No comment....pfffff

    Just "holy shit"

  • 3:32 fire extinguisher lol

  • holy shit i love the close ups.....did he kill himself at the end?!?!

  • Ninjas appear very constipated here

  • this music is goddamn BITCHIN'

  • roflmao I never knew these movies existed. funny as hell to watch

  • @Hunt4Tzapi

    they were hugely popular til the early 90s

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  • i love the way they show their enemy what they're about to throw. "check this out! i'm gonna throw it at you after a dramatic pause!"

  • i think everyone needs to focus on disappearing more into thin air when they fight.......really helps you step up your game.....pretty sure to do that move you just go Back, Down, then hit B

  • @thedaryl

    Depends on the character. For my guy back down B throws the ninja boomerang.

  • omg this is truly the end of days...

  • Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang!

  • Why do they keep saying "Ninja REMpire"? I die a little inside everytime they do xD

  • 4:26 is jean michelle jarre- ethnicolour..... I'm pretty mega sure they don't have a licence for that haha

  • @jamescydonia: hehe, yep i heard this one too

  • ninja fights are waste of time because, we are immortal !!! !!! !!!

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!

  • This is my favourite documentary

  • WTF?

  • what a film!

  • that mustache...that mustache...*shakes head and walks away* =_=

  • @chidoriookami ROFLMAO The mustache is where he draws upon his immense power lol

  • omg all the American ninja movies were so terrible back then.

    thx god for Hong Kong kung fu movies

  • ninja space invaders xDDDD

  • whatta sound effects...:D

  • OMG the end was hilarious!

  • Does anyone know the name of the music at the end?

  • jean michelle jarre - ethnicolour, then some other music which sounds like somthing he probably made : P the music at the verrry end I have no idea, some cheesy shite

  • lol no! At 2.12 he got demoted to yellow belt

  • they should make more of these movies...

  • wtf

  • freaking drugs I tell you!

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  • I love these movies! They're like the love child of Dragonball Z and Power Rangers

  • Nice stealthy teleportation with that noise :p lmfao at the ending xD

  • wtf omg

  • Wow I always loved the end.

  • Ninjas with eyeshadow that can teleport. Why has noone else come up with a remake?

  • soooooooooooooo gay.. white wanna b ninja

  • jajajaja funniest movie ever

  • Can someone please tell me what the hell is supposed to be happening in the first minute and a half?

  • I have this flix at home. I like the character Jaguar and his "Jaguar style" kung-fu. LOL

  • Does anybody else ever think, "Wow. I could have been a kung fu movie god if I'd been born 20 years earlier?"

    Choreography was just so BAD in the past and I can't figure out why, or where the change came from exactly. Did the action movies change first or did the martial arts change first? Did everybody change or was it more that choreography started coming more from say, TKD instead of kung fu?

    The worst samurai show I've seen on tv this week was better than this scene.

  • Look at the Yuen Wo Ping movies of old and you will see choreography that eclipses anything seen in modern times.

  • holy guacamole!

  • amazing, kraftwerk samples from the radioactivity album?!?

  • Very compelling.

  • Best ending ever!

  • SO FAKE!!!!

  • You are aware that this is not a documentary, right?

  • This is a docudrama

  • Love the teleporting and smoke bombs.

  • This movie is the best movie i have ever seen. and i mean this. i laughed all the time with a friend of mine. i haven't laughed like that in months. and i am going to watch it more then 1 time.

  • Guy in the black looks like Ozzy Osbourne

  • Not bad :) the worship bit was WEIRD. lol Ninja Empire haha!

  • lol, theese guys have either no dignity or else someone must be threatening their whole family with a shotgun up their ass - Crank: High Voltage style to act in such a retarded piece of shit-movie... sorry, I normally don't comment if I dont have anything nice to say... but seriusly, what the hell is wrong with people?!

    /facepalm

  • Lol these guys need to learn how to put the uniform on. Their hoods on are waaaay too tight lol. They look more like Kenny from South Park rather than Ninja. Haha. And this fight scene is like Dragonballz. lol Ah well it was good video.

  • ma sono degli imbecilli!!!

  • these all ninja movies end the same way,big fight and then comes END

  • OMFG looool 5:15 hahahahah much better^^

  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...fantasioso no???

  • aahahahah at 2:06 ...hahah i am falling down ..hahahahaha

  • At 0:12 Godfrey Ho must have a whole ninja souvenirs collection he has used for "Ninja challenges" in his movies!

  • the background look so familiar... Hong Kong perhaps?

    and why were they using samurai swords? i thought ninja's blade is a bit shorter

  • actually a ninja's sword is straight, unlike the samurai's sword which had a slight curve in it

  • Oh crap, not another Ninja Challenge!

  • So, they were doing all this fighting just for a ninja pagan idol?

    and lol @ the color-coordinated smoke bombs and the random fire extinguisher hidden up his sleeve =P

  • Yes, all the random fights for this. Like, Twilight with ninjas instead of emo mary sues and sparkling chupacabras.

    Godfrey Ho was the great inspiration of Kishimoto Masashi before Emo was brought back into mainstream.

  • go go power rangers !!!!

  • ;mfao its that bad its funny

  • the red one is bad ass

  • and i quote the guy from back to the future"how the helld he change his clothes so fast" wow havent seen this since the 80s

  • If only god's face were so beautiful

  • I can forgive the cammo-fatigues, but why are they wearing eyeliner?

    BTW this sequence is ruined by the speeding up (slowing down) of the camera.

  • Isnt the music at the beginning by Tangerine Dream? I can't place it though

  • if it's by pretty much any band around in the early 80s, there's a fairly good chance godfrey ho has illegally used it for at least one of his films.

  • Tim Blake "Synthese Intemporel"..... I was close

  • @dctim did you find out yet? I love tangerine dream and thought that the music here was kinda cool ... as opposed to the ridiculous costumes and action!