i just named my new malinois puppy matrix. the vast majority of people think its a reference to "the matrix", but the truly educated know who he's really named after..
What pist me off on todays action movies is that kind of "ballet of violence" that we see ! That ultra synchronized fight scenes which looks more like a dance than a fight !
80s action movies were so cheesy. Ahhnold and stallone were a one man army in their fliks, and they were always shirtless when theyd be mowing down the bad guys, not one single shit on them, but they kill everything in sight lol! Alyssa Milano as a little girl in Commando cute, as a grown woman fucken hot!!
fuck Hollywood wants us today to be gay! Look how manly this trailer only is!!! And now look at todays action movies!!! Hell they fucking want us gay!!!
Plot summary for Commando 2. Arnold finds out that the original movie didn't receive any Oscars and he's pretty cheesed off to say the least. His next mission takes him to Hollywood, where he has to eliminate "The Bad Guys" at the Academy.
I like how all that scheme was useless ever since the beginning.
They kidnap her and go all like: "Okay we have your daughter blablabla, so you'll cooperate, right?" (Everyone expects that he says yes and maybe he0ll plan something later) but no he just replies firmly: "No." And goes on a killing spree.
Also love that part where he's hanging the snitch guy above the cliff and the snitch: "But you said I'd be the last to die!" and Arnold: "I lied" *Drops him off*
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. NOW, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY cuz it wrkz
SO underrated! Arnie does NOT compromise in this movie ONE iota! The body count, prove me wrong, is higher in this movie than ANY other Arnie movie!!! Period! He's taking out guys in the end by throwing saw blades at them for pete's sake and he's so pumped up you absolutely believe he could do it! Let's Party!
Commando 1985 is a classic 80's movie. If you want to see the best parts of Commando I have put them together with other films in my movie called Operation Fire (2011).
LET'S PARTY,fuck yeah I remember watching this movie a several years ago when I was like 10 or something.One of the best movies I have ever seen,no need for computer generated effects when you have Schwarzenegger and good acting.And they better don't remake this one,cause they are gonna fail.
just re-watched it again after so many years.Oh, so cool. how can Maria dump him seeing him in opening titles kissing the deer. picked up a brand new vhs version. Sally is classic. He was really good acting in this.
Idiot FOX executive: "Hey Arnold, we're planning on remaking the action flick 'Commando', it'll star Sam Worthington and it will be more realistic. We assumed you'd be okay with this since you're are no longer acting, right?"
Come on, Bennett, throw away that chicken-shit gun. You don't just want to pull a trigger. You want to PUT A KNIFE IN ME and look me in the eye and see what's GOIN ON IN DERE when you TURN IT
@WeNeedSomeGolfShoes I hear you, and understand what you mean... So lets say commando copyed some things from rambo and got a successful and better movie then Rambo :)
Just read fox is considering a remake with it boy of moment sam worthington. I hope its bettet than the original. Because the original is STILL THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS. ID RATHER WATCH ANY MUMMY B. FRASER FILM.
this movies good because it doesn't take itself seriously. I roll my eyes when I see a trailer for a movie where they make it so extravegent and cgi all over the place, just have fun with it like this movie did. but DONT do what transformers 2 did.... I walked out of the theater 30 minutes in, shit was so stupid
This movie marked my childhood, many lost afternoons watching Schwarzenegger, Stallone-Rambo, Chuck Norris- Delta Force ...... wow! good times ........ Nowadays children are f@#$@#!!!
"Any carry-on luggage?"
"Just him"
ROFL
wrath231 2 days ago
MacBaaaaane!!!
abvmoose87 3 days ago
Love this film.
MeBenHalpin 1 week ago
i just named my new malinois puppy matrix. the vast majority of people think its a reference to "the matrix", but the truly educated know who he's really named after..
montyburns12345 1 week ago
I miss action films, with tons of one-liners, and lots of ridiculous violence. This movie is my favorite drinking game.
thekaji 1 week ago
Actually Sally didn`t scream like that when Arnold "let him go". Sally said: ULALAAAAAAAAAA
rammstein2001 2 weeks ago
What pist me off on todays action movies is that kind of "ballet of violence" that we see ! That ultra synchronized fight scenes which looks more like a dance than a fight !
patriotaRBC 2 weeks ago
One of the best comedies of all time. "You're gonna die, John!" "LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT!"
samsamba08 2 weeks ago
Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.
tubenachos 3 weeks ago
Let's party!
He's dead tired...
Right? WRONG!
EPIC PHRASES!
danopelayo 3 weeks ago
what's it feel like to be a dying man john? Buuulllllshit! *smack* *smack* *smack* haha yeah kill him!
laurence265 3 weeks ago
everyone has unlimited ammo/clip in this movie! lol
2f22f2f2f2f2f2f2 4 weeks ago
That's what should be called a "bad ass trailer".
ToughGuyver 1 month ago
like someone here said,this movie is cheesy but i still am going to watch it again
because they are still better then all today's movies together(holywood shit)
TheSUBGAMER 1 month ago
Look at the knife as I tooorrn it!
tubenachos 1 month ago
80s action movies were so cheesy. Ahhnold and stallone were a one man army in their fliks, and they were always shirtless when theyd be mowing down the bad guys, not one single shit on them, but they kill everything in sight lol! Alyssa Milano as a little girl in Commando cute, as a grown woman fucken hot!!
ctr8drfan 1 month ago
A classic friggin action movie with the ultimate action hero. Pure entertainment.
DukeNukemTheSeries 1 month ago 2
"And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?!"
ToughGuyver 1 month ago
Fuck you asshole... (click) .... FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
shadowdazzy 1 month ago
i wonder what would happen if he took PCP?
thedarknesscallingme 1 month ago
irreplaceable
kruxy404 1 month ago
0:52 - grim reaper
XxshughesxX 1 month ago
"Right?"
"WRONG!"
*BAM*
Trashcansam123 1 month ago
fuck Hollywood wants us today to be gay! Look how manly this trailer only is!!! And now look at todays action movies!!! Hell they fucking want us gay!!!
PunisherLobo 1 month ago
@PunisherLobo Man, what has gayness to do with masculinity or lack of it? Grow up.
isonomis 1 month ago
@isonomis lack of manlyness = gayness!!!
PunisherLobo 1 month ago
"I'm gonna f**k ya Matrix, then I'm gonna kill ya!"
WearechangeEgypt 1 month ago
Arnold caught over 90+ Bodies in this movie... And thats just with guns.
SDSOverfiend 1 month ago
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Honestly I first saw this movie on telefutura but awesome movie.
bloothunderbird 1 month ago
Plot summary for Commando 2. Arnold finds out that the original movie didn't receive any Oscars and he's pretty cheesed off to say the least. His next mission takes him to Hollywood, where he has to eliminate "The Bad Guys" at the Academy.
Somewhere, somehow, someones gonna pay!
Tubeite 1 month ago in playlist Cheesy action movies
dont make films like this anymore
olympian2011 1 month ago
Let's pah-tay!
ledawg1138 2 months ago
so bad ass
peterdabest94 2 months ago
Fail at 1:16!!
indianajonesrocks19 2 months ago
I like the music at the start! Its good as!!!
indianajonesrocks19 2 months ago
I like how all that scheme was useless ever since the beginning.
They kidnap her and go all like: "Okay we have your daughter blablabla, so you'll cooperate, right?" (Everyone expects that he says yes and maybe he0ll plan something later) but no he just replies firmly: "No." And goes on a killing spree.
Also love that part where he's hanging the snitch guy above the cliff and the snitch: "But you said I'd be the last to die!" and Arnold: "I lied" *Drops him off*
LOL Arnold best lines, ever.
wintersnoob 2 months ago
This movie is poetry played in bullets, a modern day Hamlet. a humble story about a father and his precious daughter.
wizzzer1337 2 months ago
The Simpsons McBain!
Yapostadodat 2 months ago
Love this movie, think its defintly one of Arnie's top 5.
MeBenHalpin 2 months ago
Right? WRONG AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
bitinthenet 2 months ago
"we'll take Cooke's car...he won't be needing it"
ShoegazeNukeDeployed 2 months ago
i mean that 80s action films were the stupidest movie era in history
and this one was the masterpiece (sorry sly :)
dafyduck79 2 months ago
kids today are really lame emo's.. thankfully im born in the 80s
Thornston 2 months ago
sully as 33 accounts
ResidentRetro 2 months ago
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BMX75812 3 months ago
Trailers ruin movies.
robiwade1 3 months ago
@robiwade1 WRONG
davidjamessheets 2 months ago
let's party
hornyhungarian 3 months ago
Right? Wrong. hahahaa
gamevirus01 3 months ago 2
This is an underrated action movie
colmhearne 3 months ago
I think worthington won´t be able grab sully the the way arnold did
naitsabes66 3 months ago
The "Please don't disturb my friend, he's DEAD tired." line might be Arnold's funniest in his career.
Yapostadodat 3 months ago
'lets party'! rofl
mikeypezza 3 months ago
I've seen this movie 1000 times
artloevik 3 months ago
Am i the only one who knows all the lines to this movie??
dellguy123 3 months ago
Todays action heroes dont even come close
pe6obutilkata 3 months ago 82
@pe6obutilkata Jasan Statham.. thats about it
honchoryanc 2 months ago
@pe6obutilkata errrmmm you could say that i suppose, dont watch no good movies anymore ?????
DARKR3APZ 1 month ago
@pe6obutilkata yeah say what you want about the 80's but they knew how to make an action film!
davidguitar13 2 weeks ago
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pe6obutilkata 3 months ago
let off some steam benet
The4670 3 months ago
The best parts of this movie are the fist fights.
shadowman2192 3 months ago
Alysa Milano is shit in bed right ?
WRONG!
ZroDfects 3 months ago
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ZroDfects 3 months ago
People are pumped for the remake, right?
WRONG. *bang*
ledawg1138 3 months ago
When I was a kid was always to see this movie. :D
zizomiranda 3 months ago
SO underrated! Arnie does NOT compromise in this movie ONE iota! The body count, prove me wrong, is higher in this movie than ANY other Arnie movie!!! Period! He's taking out guys in the end by throwing saw blades at them for pete's sake and he's so pumped up you absolutely believe he could do it! Let's Party!
Yapostadodat 3 months ago
Todays action stars dont stand a chance
pe6obutilkata 3 months ago
Now... somewhere, somehow, someone's gonna pay.
With their piss-ant life!
motherflange 3 months ago
remember when i promised to kill you last?
I lied
kungfuninja55 3 months ago 33
You have to cooperate and click dislike... WRONG!
MikeAlexanderNewell 3 months ago
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MikeAlexanderNewell 3 months ago
"I just finished watching this, it's positively brilliant!"
FrshJurassicPrnceYA 3 months ago
i eat green berets for breakfast
romka4567 3 months ago 2
30 people were dead tired
knightfall209 3 months ago
Alyssa was so adorable in this.
lurch321 3 months ago
Arnold is a true action hero, screw that bullshit movie Abduction. Seriously Taylor Lautner in an action movie, now that is gay.
sandtiger45 4 months ago
@sandtiger45 agreed!
youliveyoudie 3 months ago
I LIED YOU
4425etha 4 months ago
remmber when i said i will kill you last yes i lied
101thecollector 4 months ago
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i love this movie!
101thecollector 4 months ago
I'm going to shoot you between the balls!
malvern666 4 months ago
man this movie was THE SHIT!!!! ... awesome arnold ftw
33kush 4 months ago
i wanted to be a commando after watching this movie
Brady2k10 4 months ago
THIS IS THE MUSIC FROM 48 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!
VietnamDaDoughboy 4 months ago
"Don't disturb my friend; He's dead tired." LOL
RetroJenny 4 months ago
Commando 1985 is a classic 80's movie. If you want to see the best parts of Commando I have put them together with other films in my movie called Operation Fire (2011).
toddglenfilm 4 months ago
good movie...underrated ....IMO
TheEdTeach 4 months ago
Do I See A CLAYMORE !!!!!!!
0:55
magicah2011 4 months ago
Trailer of the day!
JoshuaBman 4 months ago
@JoshuaBman
I agree. If Matrix was here, he would agree too
edd77 4 months ago
@Vengeance4Me79
That line was from The Running Man!
brainysnaeha 4 months ago
Those were action movies. Not today's CGI crap.
benderbg 4 months ago 3
@Vengeance4Me79 Nice one ;)
LukeMM95 4 months ago
Fuck you asswhore
TheGamecube64Guy 4 months ago
steeeeeroids
valking4life 4 months ago
ahahahaha they summed up the whole plot in 5 words 'somewhere, somehow, someones gonna pay'
stoogemaster7000 4 months ago 23
This is a cool movie . What a classic. I would call this movie an all timer.
Is it possible though for a Commando to be able to take a whole army camp by himself ? i'm sure someone would have got him .
musique1975 4 months ago
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Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker!
reniisgod 5 months ago
COMMANDO SEQUAL youtube.com/watch?v=QIZ6_4_xZRg
GrappleMania01 5 months ago
Arnold Shwarzenegger is Rambo...er, I mean Commando.
Heh.
agfagaevart 5 months ago
IF THE REMAKE COMES OUT EVERYBODY BOYCOTT IT SO THOSE IDIOTS DON'T MAKE MONEY
mechagodzilla290 5 months ago
the opening titles and music with Anorld kissing the dear is so adorable.. How can Maria give this man up? She really needs to rewatch Commando.
CliveGains80s 5 months ago
Thumbs up, if u agree that Commando is the finest film of all time. of All time! Mofocka!
shotgunwound 5 months ago
@MrDaviebamaikata I dont know about good acting!
dabest6969 5 months ago
Classic !!!! ;)
Kal822Luis 5 months ago
LET'S PARTY,fuck yeah I remember watching this movie a several years ago when I was like 10 or something.One of the best movies I have ever seen,no need for computer generated effects when you have Schwarzenegger and good acting.And they better don't remake this one,cause they are gonna fail.
MrDaviebamaikata 5 months ago
lol thumbs up if you noticed sullys scream before he's dropped of the cliff is completely different to the actual film
fatmike01 5 months ago
0:44 i guess he never had a lipstick in his hands xD
Zanislav100 5 months ago
the trailer goes they murdered his friends then they show the guy getting run over. he wasnt even his friend
cranfield1 5 months ago
@cranfield1 - Yeah he was, the guy in the car showroom was an ex marine in his unit.
DidakDelight 2 months ago
i cant believe he is a guverner
TheSUBGAMER 5 months ago
One of Arnold's best movies.
WatchThat22 5 months ago
dont give a woman a bazzuka. especially if u stand behind her. you wont live to regret it
Blackhoundrise 5 months ago
@Blackhoundrise
Rae Dawn Chong could handle my bazooka all day long.
Thetellurianvortex 5 months ago
@Thetellurianvortex
oh yes. i forgot what she could do
Blackhoundrise 5 months ago
just re-watched it again after so many years.Oh, so cool. how can Maria dump him seeing him in opening titles kissing the deer. picked up a brand new vhs version. Sally is classic. He was really good acting in this.
CliveGains80s 5 months ago
this was my fave all time arnie movie
TheCurtisdavies 5 months ago
I meant: (:
On my last comment
SillasScrapper 5 months ago
ALYSSA MILANO!!!(.
SillasScrapper 5 months ago
Back when the governator had muscles.. I so miss the 80s!
TheJellymonty 5 months ago
death tired ...lol
XTdarkgainTX 5 months ago
@XTdarkgainTX Its Dead Tired ... Faggot
TrollinXHedgehog 5 months ago
@TrollinXHedgehog thnx! ...assfucked
XTdarkgainTX 5 months ago
nominacja do oskara za reżyserię i rolę pierwszoplanową, powaga
jacentix1 6 months ago
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jacentix1 6 months ago
@ two14two its don fontaine.. Who does the voiceovers.. Most famous voice!!
YouFeud 6 months ago
Right? WROONG!! *BOOM*
FreddoX1 6 months ago
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Who Does The Commentary On The Trailer? I Thinks He Done Half Of The 90s Movie Trailers, Sounds So Familar"!!!!
Two14Two 6 months ago
Let off some steam BENETT!!!!!!
sepkamrouz1 6 months ago
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This film was out 1,5 months before I was born :))
13BEAST666 6 months ago
Remember Sully When I Promise To Kill You Last
I LIED!!!
BlackOpLego 6 months ago 2
Hang on I forgot my car keys XD
MrFree2view 6 months ago
it's stupid
Arghira 6 months ago
I wonder what Arnold would be likke as Rambo
RangerDangerization 6 months ago
0:54 Freddie Mercury
AnclavZaRodinu 6 months ago
Idiot FOX executive: "Hey Arnold, we're planning on remaking the action flick 'Commando', it'll star Sam Worthington and it will be more realistic. We assumed you'd be okay with this since you're are no longer acting, right?"
Arnold: "WRONG!"
*BANG*
LukeMM95 6 months ago 74
nc ;D
kzrollzable 6 months ago
i mmiss arnie movies so much
playfulpaul1985 6 months ago 3
Terrorist:Right??
Arnold:WRUUUONGHH!!
Schmitty39 6 months ago 33
Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker.
reniisgod 6 months ago
haha i remember i had the Arnold Commando doll. removable vest and knife, all the muscles and war paint on. very cool. wish i still had now.
nikonone2000 6 months ago
I GREW CHEST HAIR WHILE WATCHING THIS.
volker136 6 months ago
Sully's scream is different in the film.
wuebboltc 6 months ago
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this movie is sooooo fucking awsome :)
mrmannoobs 6 months ago
Lets Party!
juancruziron 6 months ago
25 years of COMMANDO !!!
alaindiazaran 6 months ago
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alaindiazaran 6 months ago
Please don't disturb my friend.He's 'dead' tired.
gljupak 6 months ago
If you want you're kid back, then you gotta cooperate....right?
WRONG!!!
Hahahahahaha
DIGITALSCREAMS 6 months ago
Come on, Bennett, throw away that chicken-shit gun. You don't just want to pull a trigger. You want to PUT A KNIFE IN ME and look me in the eye and see what's GOIN ON IN DERE when you TURN IT
ralphredimix 6 months ago
Commando did a terrible job killing Sully. That overacting asshole ended up in Twin Peaks.
captainDread 6 months ago
@WeNeedSomeGolfShoes I hear you, and understand what you mean... So lets say commando copyed some things from rambo and got a successful and better movie then Rambo :)
kautokeino96 7 months ago
@WeNeedSomeGolfShoes May be... but Rambo came before this movie...
kautokeino96 7 months ago
dont disturb my friend, he's dead tired
ScaryKidsScaringMarj 7 months ago
love this movie XD
crazybatmantopaz 7 months ago
Just saying it... WANNEBE RAMBO!!!
kautokeino96 7 months ago
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Is it out now?
wyciskTV 7 months ago
roadhouse
tfstopmotionguy 7 months ago
the trailer was the first half of the movie in 2 mins
206Eclipse 7 months ago
Let off some steam.
ParanormallyAwesome 7 months ago
Wrong (tatatatatata)
spirosmafia1 7 months ago
niheh bok
kegkeee 7 months ago
This movie is a fucking masterpiece. One of the greatest action movies ever!
somethinglacking1 7 months ago
they should make sequel finally
LukeCroat1 7 months ago
did she die?
SFV818Si 7 months ago
@mic187x2 someone has no taste in anything whatsoever.
JackassVideos17 7 months ago
Hey pie, remember when I said I would eat you last?...........I LIED!
RedSquarrel666 7 months ago
Just read fox is considering a remake with it boy of moment sam worthington. I hope its bettet than the original. Because the original is STILL THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS. ID RATHER WATCH ANY MUMMY B. FRASER FILM.
mic187x2 7 months ago
this movies good because it doesn't take itself seriously. I roll my eyes when I see a trailer for a movie where they make it so extravegent and cgi all over the place, just have fun with it like this movie did. but DONT do what transformers 2 did.... I walked out of the theater 30 minutes in, shit was so stupid
skateNappreciate 7 months ago
I LIED! jaja
luchoxluchoxluchox 7 months ago
Classic 80's action!
talon115 8 months ago
next to dirty harry this is one of eastwoods best films
Maverick747uk 8 months ago
@Maverick747uk uh I think you're mistaken...clint eastwood had nothing to do with commando
burgers8 7 months ago
What happend to Sully's scream in the movie?
fizshazi 8 months ago
Obama: "remember, Osama, when I promised I wasn't going to hunt you down in Pakistan?
...
I LIED."
mdd07c 8 months ago
you gotta cooperate right?
Wrong............
123Mrjazz 8 months ago
woah
arkor7 8 months ago
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i like this movie
MsPicassos 8 months ago
"Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
.
.
.
I LIIIIIIIIIIED"
Arnold -F*cking- Schwarzenegger! Yay!
DerAdventurer 8 months ago
sully approves
15551cue 8 months ago
This movie marked my childhood, many lost afternoons watching Schwarzenegger, Stallone-Rambo, Chuck Norris- Delta Force ...... wow! good times ........ Nowadays children are f@#$@#!!!
argenta86 8 months ago 3
big words some share here ... :o) words ... blabla :o)
ADLUMENCH 8 months ago