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  • "Any carry-on luggage?"

    "Just him"

    ROFL

  • MacBaaaaane!!!

  • Love this film.

  • i just named my new malinois puppy matrix. the vast majority of people think its a reference to "the matrix", but the truly educated know who he's really named after..

  • I miss action films, with tons of one-liners, and lots of ridiculous violence. This movie is my favorite drinking game.

  • Actually Sally didn`t scream like that when Arnold "let him go". Sally said: ULALAAAAAAAAAA

  • What pist me off on todays action movies is that kind of "ballet of violence" that we see ! That ultra synchronized fight scenes which looks more like a dance than a fight !

  • One of the best comedies of all time. "You're gonna die, John!" "LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT!"

  • Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

  • Let's party!

    He's dead tired...

    Right? WRONG!

    EPIC PHRASES!

  • what's it feel like to be a dying man john? Buuulllllshit! *smack* *smack* *smack* haha yeah kill him!

  • everyone has unlimited ammo/clip in this movie! lol

  • That's what should be called a "bad ass trailer".

  • like someone here said,this movie is cheesy but i still am going to watch it again

    because they are still better then all today's movies together(holywood shit)

  • Look at the knife as I tooorrn it!

  • 80s action movies were so cheesy. Ahhnold and stallone were a one man army in their fliks, and they were always shirtless when theyd be mowing down the bad guys, not one single shit on them, but they kill everything in sight lol! Alyssa Milano as a little girl in Commando cute, as a grown woman fucken hot!!

  • A classic friggin action movie with the ultimate action hero. Pure entertainment.

  • "And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?!"

  • Fuck you asshole... (click) .... FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

  • i wonder what would happen if he took PCP?

  • irreplaceable 

  • 0:52 - grim reaper

  • "Right?"

    "WRONG!"

    *BAM*

  • fuck Hollywood wants us today to be gay! Look how manly this trailer only is!!! And now look at todays action movies!!! Hell they fucking want us gay!!!

  • @PunisherLobo Man, what has gayness to do with masculinity or lack of it? Grow up.

  • @isonomis lack of manlyness = gayness!!!

  • "I'm gonna f**k ya Matrix, then I'm gonna kill ya!"

  • Arnold caught over 90+ Bodies in this movie... And thats just with guns.

  • Plot summary for Commando 2. Arnold finds out that the original movie didn't receive any Oscars and he's pretty cheesed off to say the least. His next mission takes him to Hollywood, where he has to eliminate "The Bad Guys" at the Academy.

    Somewhere, somehow, someones gonna pay!

  • dont make films like this anymore

  • Let's pah-tay!

  • so bad ass

  • Fail at 1:16!!

  • I like the music at the start! Its good as!!!

  • I like how all that scheme was useless ever since the beginning.

    They kidnap her and go all like: "Okay we have your daughter blablabla, so you'll cooperate, right?" (Everyone expects that he says yes and maybe he0ll plan something later) but no he just replies firmly: "No." And goes on a killing spree.

    Also love that part where he's hanging the snitch guy above the cliff and the snitch: "But you said I'd be the last to die!" and Arnold: "I lied" *Drops him off*

    LOL Arnold best lines, ever.

  • This movie is poetry played in bullets, a modern day Hamlet. a humble story about a father and his precious daughter.

  • The Simpsons McBain!

  • Love this movie, think its defintly one of Arnie's top 5.

  • Right? WRONG AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • "we'll take Cooke's car...he won't be needing it" 

  • i mean that 80s action films were the stupidest movie era in history

    and this one was the masterpiece (sorry sly :)

  • kids today are really lame emo's.. thankfully im born in the 80s

  • sully as 33 accounts

  • Trailers ruin movies.

  • @robiwade1 WRONG

  • let's party

  • Right? Wrong. hahahaa

  • This is an underrated action movie

  • I think worthington won´t be able grab sully the the way arnold did

  • The "Please don't disturb my friend, he's DEAD tired." line might be Arnold's funniest in his career.

  • 'lets party'! rofl

  • I've seen this movie 1000 times

  • Am i the only one who knows all the lines to this movie??

  • Todays action heroes dont even come close

  • @pe6obutilkata Jasan Statham.. thats about it

  • @pe6obutilkata  errrmmm you could say that i suppose, dont watch no good movies anymore ?????

  • @pe6obutilkata yeah say what you want about the 80's but they knew how to make an action film!

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  • let off some steam benet

  • The best parts of this movie are the fist fights.

  • Alysa Milano is shit in bed right ?

    WRONG!

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  • People are pumped for the remake, right?

    WRONG. *bang*

  • When I was a kid was always to see this movie. :D

  • SO underrated! Arnie does NOT compromise in this movie ONE iota! The body count, prove me wrong, is higher in this movie than ANY other Arnie movie!!! Period! He's taking out guys in the end by throwing saw blades at them for pete's sake and he's so pumped up you absolutely believe he could do it! Let's Party!

  • Todays action stars dont stand a chance

  • Now... somewhere, somehow, someone's gonna pay.

    With their piss-ant life!

  • remember when i promised to kill you last?

    I lied

  • You have to cooperate and click dislike... WRONG!

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  • "I just finished watching this, it's positively brilliant!"

  • i eat green berets for breakfast

  • 30 people were dead tired

  • Alyssa was so adorable in this.

  • Arnold is a true action hero, screw that bullshit movie Abduction. Seriously Taylor Lautner in an action movie, now that is gay.

  • @sandtiger45 agreed!

  • I LIED YOU

  • remmber when i said i will kill you last yes i lied

  • I'm going to shoot you between the balls!

  • man this movie was THE SHIT!!!! ... awesome arnold ftw

  • i wanted to be a commando after watching this movie

  • THIS IS THE MUSIC FROM 48 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Don't disturb my friend; He's dead tired." LOL

  • Commando 1985 is a classic 80's movie. If you want to see the best parts of Commando I have put them together with other films in my movie called Operation Fire (2011).

  • good movie...underrated ....IMO

  • Do I See A CLAYMORE !!!!!!!

    0:55

  • Trailer of the day!

  • @JoshuaBman

    I agree. If Matrix was here, he would agree too

  • @Vengeance4Me79

    That line was from The Running Man!

  • Those were action movies. Not today's CGI crap.

  • @Vengeance4Me79 Nice one ;)

  • Fuck you asswhore

  • steeeeeroids

  • ahahahaha they summed up the whole plot in 5 words 'somewhere, somehow, someones gonna pay'

  • This is a cool movie . What a classic. I would call this movie an all timer.

    Is it possible though for a Commando to be able to take a whole army camp by himself ? i'm sure someone would have got him .

  • COMMANDO SEQUAL youtube.com/watch?v=QIZ6_4_xZR­g

  • Arnold Shwarzenegger is Rambo...er, I mean Commando.

    Heh.

  • IF THE REMAKE COMES OUT EVERYBODY BOYCOTT IT SO THOSE IDIOTS DON'T MAKE MONEY

  • the opening titles and music with Anorld kissing the dear is so adorable.. How can Maria give this man up? She really needs to rewatch Commando.

  • Thumbs up, if u agree that Commando is the finest film of all time. of All time! Mofocka!

  • @MrDaviebamaikata I dont know about good acting!

  • Classic !!!! ;)

  • LET'S PARTY,fuck yeah I remember watching this movie a several years ago when I was like 10 or something.One of the best movies I have ever seen,no need for computer generated effects when you have Schwarzenegger and good acting.And they better don't remake this one,cause they are gonna fail.

  • lol thumbs up if you noticed sullys scream before he's dropped of the cliff is completely different to the actual film

  • 0:44 i guess he never had a lipstick in his hands xD

  • the trailer goes they murdered his friends then they show the guy getting run over. he wasnt even his friend

  • @cranfield1 - Yeah he was, the guy in the car showroom was an ex marine in his unit.

  • i cant believe he is a guverner

  • One of Arnold's best movies.

  • dont give a woman a bazzuka. especially if u stand behind her. you wont live to regret it

  • @Blackhoundrise

    Rae Dawn Chong could handle my bazooka all day long.

  • @Thetellurianvortex

    oh yes. i forgot what she could do

  • just re-watched it again after so many years.Oh, so cool. how can Maria dump him seeing him in opening titles kissing the deer. picked up a brand new vhs version. Sally is classic. He was really good acting in this.

  • this was my fave all time arnie movie

  • I meant:  (:

    On my last comment 

  • ALYSSA MILANO!!!(.

  • Back when the governator had muscles.. I so miss the 80s!

  • death tired ...lol

  • @XTdarkgainTX Its Dead Tired ... Faggot

  • @TrollinXHedgehog thnx! ...assfucked

  • nominacja do oskara za reżyserię i rolę pierwszoplanową, powaga

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  • @ two14two its don fontaine.. Who does the voiceovers.. Most famous voice!!

  • Right? WROONG!! *BOOM*

  • Let off some steam BENETT!!!!!!

  • Remember Sully When I Promise To Kill You Last

    I LIED!!!

  • Hang on I forgot my car keys XD

  • it's stupid

  • I wonder what Arnold would be likke as Rambo

  • 0:54 Freddie Mercury

  • Idiot FOX executive: "Hey Arnold, we're planning on remaking the action flick 'Commando', it'll star Sam Worthington and it will be more realistic. We assumed you'd be okay with this since you're are no longer acting, right?"

    Arnold: "WRONG!"

    *BANG*

  • nc ;D

  • i mmiss arnie movies so much

  • Terrorist:Right??

    Arnold:WRUUUONGHH!!

  • Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker.

  • haha i remember i had the Arnold Commando doll. removable vest and knife, all the muscles and war paint on. very cool. wish i still had now.

  • I GREW CHEST HAIR WHILE WATCHING THIS.

  • Sully's scream is different in the film.

  • Lets Party!

    

  • 25 years of COMMANDO !!!

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  • Please don't disturb my friend.He's 'dead' tired.

  • If you want you're kid back, then you gotta cooperate....right?

    WRONG!!!

    Hahahahahaha

  • Come on, Bennett, throw away that chicken-shit gun. You don't just want to pull a trigger. You want to PUT A KNIFE IN ME and look me in the eye and see what's GOIN ON IN DERE when you TURN IT

  • Commando did a terrible job killing Sully. That overacting asshole ended up in Twin Peaks.

  • @WeNeedSomeGolfShoes I hear you, and understand what you mean... So lets say commando copyed some things from rambo and got a successful and better movie then Rambo :)

  • @WeNeedSomeGolfShoes May be... but Rambo came before this movie...

  • dont disturb my friend, he's dead tired

  • love this movie XD

  • Just saying it... WANNEBE RAMBO!!!

  • roadhouse

    

  • the trailer was the first half of the movie in 2 mins

  • Let off some steam.

  • Wrong (tatatatatata)

  • niheh bok

  • This movie is a fucking masterpiece. One of the greatest action movies ever!

  • they should make sequel finally

  • did she die?

  • @mic187x2 someone has no taste in anything whatsoever.

  • Hey pie, remember when I said I would eat you last?...........I LIED!

  • Just read fox is considering a remake with it boy of moment sam worthington. I hope its bettet than the original. Because the original is STILL THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS. ID RATHER WATCH ANY MUMMY B. FRASER FILM.

  • this movies good because it doesn't take itself seriously. I roll my eyes when I see a trailer for a movie where they make it so extravegent and cgi all over the place, just have fun with it like this movie did. but DONT do what transformers 2 did.... I walked out of the theater 30 minutes in, shit was so stupid

  • I LIED! jaja

  • Classic 80's action!

  • next to dirty harry this is one of eastwoods best films

  • @Maverick747uk uh I think you're mistaken...clint eastwood had nothing to do with commando

  • What happend to Sully's scream in the movie?

  • Obama: "remember, Osama, when I promised I wasn't going to hunt you down in Pakistan?

    ...

    I LIED."

  • you gotta cooperate right?

    Wrong............

  • woah

  • "Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

    .

    .

    .

    I LIIIIIIIIIIED"

    Arnold -F*cking- Schwarzenegger! Yay!

  • sully approves

  • This movie marked my childhood, many lost afternoons watching Schwarzenegger, Stallone-Rambo, Chuck Norris- Delta Force ...... wow! good times ........ Nowadays children are f@#$@#!!!

  • big words some share here ... :o) words ... blabla :o)