Taylor Swift SNL Monologue (Lyrics on screen)

[lilshay0907]

@Adelaide471 and should've said no she put sam .... not well known as its on the lyrics thing she does with the capitals :)

[lexitara]

Hahaha! She is soooo awesome. Take that Joe! I like the jonas brothers but rly joe? Really? Also nice with the wink and stuff. lolz

[Dannyx33444]

BITCH GET THE FUCK OVER IT

[audreykoconnor]

@Adelaide471 what song was cory in?

[Me13xD]

@audreykoconnor The song is called stay beautiful.

[weremeber2001]

I love this!

[slamdunksrock]

i cant believe the taylors broke up over sushi

[dshiningstar1]

best part........'werewolf from twilight'...!!

[oh1good]

@Adelaide471 whos camilla?!?!?!

[brgtzn1029]

@oh1good she's the girl that took joe away from her

[mscocoa72]

soo funny!!! go taylor they should really make this available on itunes. thumbs upp if u agree :D

[1mariaking]

Taylor is amazing. She has such a great sense of humor and is a fantastic singer/ songwriter.

[Vikkkancs]

awesome

[iiJennBearii]

What's snl stand for?

[Harvestsprite10]

@iiJennBearii Saturday Night Live

[iiJennBearii]

@Harvestsprite10 Okay(:

[DaynaKristene]

LEGEND!!!

[nickkk1313]

One of my girlfriends got her friend to text me and say it was over. 

[ShouldveSaidNo15]

nice font.. 

[purplecandy06]

This is my musical monologue! ♡

[netstaylor13]

nice voice...

[aoifenie]

@TaylorSwiftItalia to be honest im not a fan of taylor or joe... like taylors grand maybe i was a bit harsh but i think that no one should ever hold a grudge :) its basic humanity

[rebexxish]

LOL it's funny because my boyfriend broke up with me on the phone a few days ago. His name is Joe.

[hilaryboo1]

She needs to get the fck over it!!! FUCKING BABY! GEEZ!

[simsninja100]

WEREWOLF FROM TWILIGHT XD lalala haha

[JoEmxd05]

LOL what a sense of humor! I really love her! ;) ♥ xD

[SnookiUnicorns9899]

LOL! She does have an amazing sense of humor!

[icecreamlover1012]

100 people were broke up over the fone =)

[aoifenie]

shes such a douchebag... shut up bitch

[Mrqweasdzxcvbnm]

@aoifenie UR the bitch:/

[TaylorSwiftItalia]

@aoifenie you're so stupid shut up IDIOT -.-

Joe was so immature to do it ;)

and she is so amazing to say it *_*

you are just stupid to understand or a Joe's fan...

so you are stupid in the both case ;)

[AmericaJustin]

I Give Her Credit for her Monologue... Cause She Wrote it herself.

And It's 10,000x Better than that Garth and Kat Shit.

[rusty1196]

I like scott and derik on Teenwolf better than jackob if you think i am facking it when you are watching tv go on guide. Teenwolf is on Wednesdays. so check it out and tell me if i am right.

[TheyCallMeMsBieber]

LMFAO, I love Taylor

[strawberryshowers42]

@NickHelloThere well this song WAS performed two years ago, i think she's over it by now...

[RoseBloodBlack]

shes so adorable.

[ScreaminRandomPear7]

I know all the lyrics by heart! I love Taylor Swift and the werewolf himself, Taylor Lautner, and I hate Joe Jonas and Kayne West.

[1edbassmasterfan1]

:)

[ParrotElectric]

I watched that episode today... again. : ) <3

[ilovetaylorswift69]

@NickHelloThere she is over him. they broke up in 2008 this was like in 2009. she only put Joe in this because everyone kept asking her about it.

[sofiag6]

I love this song. XD

[singlexfilexisxlove]

it's funny and everything but how is this not the most annoying song ever ahah

[RickoletteGirl]

...

[MsSpicyPenguin]

wow....

taylor and joe were together:both famous

broke up:here's taylor.....wateva happened 2 joe...lol

[SelenaGomezlLova]

Obviously Joe wasn't ashamed to have his lips all over another girl, that was Taylor's friends. I love Demi!

[23nickjonaslover]

So hilarious "everythings ok iv got security lining the stage ..in my monologue" haha

[TjandLk]

LOL "I like writing sings about douche bags who cheat on me" hahah we <3 this song.

[chrisdrewhugable1]

Lol

[CoOkIeGyRl102]

lol this funny i love it hehe

[Rebornmamma52]

lol, i hope that isn't her real singing! lol

[2coco4angel]

@Rebornmamma52 haha of course it's not her real singing voice. She sang like that on purpose. Not sure why though...

[Rebornmamma52]

@MrsJones57 ahhaah lozer. jk lol

[chauanmaruko]

"hey Joe, i'm doing real well"! i like this sentence

[toontown633]

I like baking and things that smell like winter. la la. la la. I like writing songs abOUT DOUCHBAGS WHO CHEAT ON ME (in more serious voice)

[24flowerpower]

@MrsJones57 what a douche bag :'( what about when you saw him

[littlemissrandomLPS]

this might be my favorite song by her!!

[littlemissrandomLPS]

She is so funny!! 

[MsPoppy411]

Lmfaooooooo xD

[ryork42503]

@Adelaide471 She Also Put The Guy Stephen From a Band In One But Yeah, I toltally Get What Youre Sayingg (:

[popcornzoe]

@Adelaide471 Stephen :)

[ryork42503]

lol i lovee this (:

[prismoviestar]

HAHAHA i love her

[LittleLillyification]

i always laugh she is such a great entertainer!



[multiDanfer]

i love heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! and this song makes me laugh everytime I hear it

[Thecoolio1001]

lol

[elona61191]

lalallala hahahaha

[subscribechannel12]

Lol I love you Taylor swift

[amberdancer4ever]

Lol I love this!

What is a douche bag?????

[AlphaZetaProductions]

@amberdancer4ever lololol

[NotTheFame9]

@amberdancer4ever sland for "jerk" or "asshole"

[13lollypopCh]

this is soooo funny!!

[dudinswift13]

I love This.

[pussiepie1470]

i was in tutor with my best friend and we randomly sang this. good times.

[aspcagurl397]

and.... favorited :)

[GudFemaleLifeOnEarth]

At the end the audience was singing too :)

[gmtsball]

@GudFemaleLifeOnEarth no her "security guards" were singing--watch the vid on hulu ull see

[GudFemaleLifeOnEarth]

@gmtsball ohh.... :)

[gmtsball]

i was at my play practice nd someone asked someone else who they liked nd i go

"I LIKE GLITTER AND SPARKLY DRESSES!!" and then everyone in the cast sang the whole song 2gether.

[kiramiller4]

i love this my friends and i sang it 'cause we were bored

[Kribecky1237]

I love this way to much. Lol. ♥

[MusicNerd219]

awww. she's so cute and funny <3 :)

[justinbieber1245]

i luv this song!!!

[Lyds11067]

MAN TAYLOR I LOVE YOU!!! you are gorgeous, down to earth, great musician and HILARIOUS!!!!! Laugh everytime i hear this :)

[wahaha979]

Yep!

[JasmineBowers1998]

Kanya ruined Taylor's VMA monolouge?

[BerryCuteNSweet]

@JasmineBowers1998 Kanye west did. and you don't know?!?!? OHMYGOSH.

[heyjustdance22]

i like writing songs about douce bags who cheat on me!! :) LOL

[purpleandwebkinzluvr]

@heyjustdance22 exactly what i say!

[SlutlenaHoemez]

LOL Joe's got 96 accounts:)

[MakeUpByTayAndMaddy]

I LOVE THIS SONG!! i keep singing it and smiling and laughing lolzz!! -T

[inlovewithposey28]

I never thought I could imagine Taylor Swift saying douche bag:O cute song:)

[xXxMusicLoberxXx]

my new favorite songs <3

[Lyds11067]

LOL LOVIN TAYLOR:) so shoud records it!!!

[ChubbyChipmunks123]

Why is the so perfect

[Hobbs1031]

omg! i love this!!

[Brimrers]

Lalala, HA HA HA! :D she rights it perfectly?

[PreciosaMarlene]

omg it so funny i love this !!

[XOXOsummerlovingXOXO]

hahahahhaha i love her

[TheJustin560]

i love this i always laugh.. :)

[converse7766]

I like glitter and sparkley dresses

[pinkxoxo1215]

u think breaking up on the phone is bad try getting broke up on facebook!

[24flowerpower]

@pinkxoxo1215 you poor thing :( what a douche bag!! hate people like that! they are cowards!!!!

[PintSizePsychos]

@pinkxoxo1215 Happened to me too dude. I got a "Sorry it's over." Pretty patheticc

[x21wheels]

@pinkxoxo1215 Forfuckingreal! I've been there.

[njrulz20]

@pinkxoxo1215 that happened to me

[melodie7502384]

And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue

[melodie7502384]

You might think I'd bring up Joe the guy who broke up with me on the phone but I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I'm doing real well - tonight I'm hosting SNL. BUT I'M NOT GONNA BRAG ABOUT THAT IN MY MONOLOGUE!

[melodie7502384]

MUAHAHAHA Taylor your so funny I still can't stop laughing! She has such a good sense of humour, doesnt anyone agree? :DDDDDDDDDD

[0515hope]

LOL

[disneyfanfred2]

lol love thiss songg :)) :p Taylor on Saturday Night Live.. lmao

[kittypie16]

WTH!?

[ToastyEggoWaffles]

Taylors so funny

[snipx1997]

@heartrosaliecullen

she does say stage not state

[hirainami221]

That is so kewl!!

[totalmollipop]

This is awesome :)

[LaineMarie777]

i love taylor swift

shes amazing

[SophieTheRandom09]

shes just so amazing. this is funny as!<3

[ThingsAllDisney]

Someone stole your video

[Cookerbake101]

"I've got security lining the stage" lol

[clubpenguin4833]

96 people are joe's

[CMANGEL232]

Lololol new fave song luv it

[WhisperKat15]

@CMANGEL232 I agree! XD

[tookmebysurprise]

HAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY XD

[lilmisscheerful711]

hhaha i love the joe part and the taylor laughtner part!! haha

[GemmaError]

"I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me, but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue. I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public, but i'm not gonna say that in my monologue."

[LaineMarie777]

ilove taylor

[Skylarylaine13]

Go Taylor!!!!! That was so funny!!!!!!! And it made my day 10times better

[1chloetaylor3]

i love this song

[FanFiction2010]

lala haha haha haha lala

[GraceandKristin]

@sansunsurf32 she wasn't really complaining she was making a funny song , and the kanye west thong this episode was just a month afterward the VMA's so she STILL wasn't complaining. She also has a new song that's forgiving him so stop saying rude things how would you like if someone did that to you

[sandsunsurf32]

taylor swift (sorry bout this comment for all the fans) im not a fan but i dont hate you.. but you complain bout everythingg..all ur break ups and u complain bout kanye too much.. get over it

[Lovelygirl1234728]

I love this song LOL

[sabrina789de]

You know why Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift can't get married? Because they'd both be Taylor Lautner.

[TRU398]

@sabrina789de That does not mean they CAN'T...

[reesepiece91]

i love tht she wrote this herself cuz usually the snl writers write the hosts monlogue

[katiespencer97]

i love this <33

[BEAUTYmus1]

This is an awesome song! :D

[SingASong3211]

umm... douche bags who cheat one me?

[frozencrystalss]

@SingASong3211 Should've Said No is about a boy who cheated on her.

[Jessica76649]

Lol "And if your wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from twilight."

[DemonsHidden08]

HAHA



[teresatianna]

thats so funny ha ha

i love taylors songs

there always awsome <3

[cickly4]

Hahah this I the funniest monologue ever

[vic53146]

lol that is soooo funny!!!!!

[karlitta33]

91 boys dated Taylor and they cheated on her;) now they're in their songs and now they're ashamed to go in public u_________u

[XxAlePauFerxX]

i love this song

[AmaRox4]

91 people don't like things that smell like winter.

[EnchantedSwift93]

what font you use?

[octoberkiyle]

hey she sounds like she gurgling when she says la la la

[octoberkiyle]

she whispers , hi taylor, on the episode after she says the part with the werewolf

[guitarXgurlieX3]

"i like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me but i'm not gonna say that in my monologue, i like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public but i'm not gonna say that in my monologue."

i wish i was as brave as she is to say stuff like that lol <3 her!

[shanleaxox]

taylor swifts to funny:'))

[WhereDidMyCheeseGo]

But theres nothing more to say, cause everythings ok. ive got security lining the stage! ROFL

[TigerHoggard]

@sk8erangel20, she was singing bad on purpose...

[yoruba88]

I Love this!!! I wish i saw the show:(

[sk8erangel20]

i wish she could sing live, :|

but i love her<3!

[DemiLovatoVids]

this shit is still hilarious 

[MultiDreamer143]

I love this its funny

[singeroftheuture1999]

oohh i loved that show!!!!!!!

[00jadeh00]

those who unliked this are douchebags >:(((

[smileybabe98]

when i was first watching this on snl and she said douche bag i almost had a heart attack and was staring at my tv with my jaw on the floor for like 15 min till my sister came in and said "you just heard that right?' lol

[glanmiresaladdin]

HOW MANY OTHER CELEBRITIES IS THERE THAT WOULD DO THAT? :)<3

[benito78910]

Hilarious!

[baseballrocker24]

anyone know if you can get thiz az a ringtone???

becauze it'd be the best one ever(:

[RockingAngel1029]

''Hey Joe, I'm doing real well.'' I think I almost died laughing :D

[Ilvebananas]

That was awesome!!!!!!!

[brooks5000]

this is cewl!

[ututtx518]

i love this

[ShadesXPants]

This isn't really isn't too funny, but, it's daring. so i give her that,