Celebrity Dicks

[2010wackojacko]

@Blackwell000 Fuck You, this guy here, is Penn, and he is one of the coolest magicians in the world. And you? You're a fucking troll. So get fucked

[Blackwell000]

Fat shit lol

[lendir1]

I had worked with a guy that met Penn and Teller in Vegas a few years back, he had them sign a hacky sack. He said they where a couple of the coolest guys you could ever meet.

[Th3Sh1n1gam1]

I thought something totally different like... Actual dicks and then came to the conclusion, naah, he won't talk about celebrity dicks, he'll talk about about celebrities that act like dicks. looks like i was right, but my first assumption... if it were true, would had been hilarious. XD

[fucksalt97]

I also like your kitchen..

[jemjean]

I hate that kitchen.

[PirateTravisJohnson1]

Penn gave him a probably well earned break from his hard work or boredom

[PirateTravisJohnson1]

He was on Dances with the STars or was he quoting his weight while it was airing on tv? I know it's YouTube & I can look it up.

[Death4Life69]

video camera upper left side?

[WalkaCrookedLine]

I am in no way famous, but for a few years after high school I worked in a job that required wearing a nametag. After a while you forget you have it on. I remember the first couple of times people I didn't know called me by name (reading off the tag) it freaked me out a little.

[samh09]

Great advice given by Penn Jillette.

[fourtywpm]

Funny how the ad plays but the video won't even play. Fucking money hungry, mother fuckin' youtube.

[IoEstasCedonta]

HOLY CRAP is he really 2 meters tall?

[DickJohnson3434]

I think a lot of them are just dicks and I would have never thought about this being their motivation to act like dicks, but it is a very interesting perspective and one I've never considered.

[x900lbGorillax]

Well said Penn, I can see how that can be hard to judge for a celebrity.

[friendlycakeasaurus]

that is a cool fucking kitchen

[stfwho]

Andy Dick?

[csteele24]

what the F*** is this guy even talking about? "Hi Im Penn, only half of an act that used to be kind of popular but was never considered good"...what an ass. This guy is the biggest celebrity dick because he thinks he's still a celebrity. more like washed up has been. stop talking already....no one's listening past 10 seconds. I saw him on cash cab and he was a total dick to ben bailey who is a bigger celebrity than him anyway. Ben was nothing but gracious, respectful and penn was an asshole

[MaxAC40]

@csteele24 maybe you should cry about it? oh wait...

[csteele24]

@MaxAC40 ummm I thought I already did...I think you're confused

[Gazpacho8]

@csteele24 You clearly know nothing about Penn Jillette, or his popularity.

[csteele24]

@Gazpacho8 That's right, I don't. Which only reinforces my comment about him being a has been who I've only ever seen on cash cab in the last 5 years or more. In fact, I know so little about him that I couldn't possibly care less and if I knew I was going to get so many responses with this comment I wouldn't have posted it...because I seriously don't give a shit. So please stop commenting on my comment. Either way, regardless of his popularity, it doesn't change the fact that hes an asshole

[Gazpacho8]

@csteele24 Wow, you're a dick. 

[csteele24]

@Gazpacho8 hahahahaha!

[Diedrupo]

@csteele24 it doesn't change the fact that you're an asshole, as well

[zofspade]

@csteele24 Teller, is that you?

[JakeJax]

@csteele24

Penn is the kindest famous person I've ever met. And he gets recognized all the time. Penn and Teller are more famous now then they have ever been.

[BlueFoxXT]

@csteele24 Successful troll is successful

[kariofcal]

i just found the site and your not gonna post i love the show and these rants please keep them coming

[imkaminski]

Is that a video camera in the upper left hand part of the screen?

[tobigforyou]

That's a freakishly cool kitchen.

[1thruZ]

What relevance does not knowing when someone know who you are have to acting like a dick?

[777TIZZable]

Celebrity Dicks, What About Celebrity Chicks !!!!

PennSays, Your Very Smart, Not Stupid, Nothing Wrong With Talking Penn, I Respect You Sir, Always.*****5/5*****4 PennSays.

[malevolenceXXXensues]

man.....i am so perverse

[pennsays]

Hi Penn fans. Penn Says videos have been discontinued, so you won't be seeing any new content on here. You can check out our Profile on our Channel Page for more info. We'll still be checking in, so hope to keep chatting with you all! Thanks!

[BootCampFX]

@pennsays MORE PENN VIDEOS!

[TheRealAronra]

his face looks like a beat up vagina

[dqguy17]

you have red nail polish on

[pennsays]

@dqguy17 Yep, he explains here: /watch?v=Gxq9ORifmOs

[berkeleygirl1962]

trinitrons are indeed time capsule artifacts! somewhere I still have my mofo t-shirt from that off-broadway run. it's several sizes too small now, that's how long ago it was.;-)

[ericsbuds]

oh you dont look like a grandfather.

[ericsbuds]

youtube.... funny how the advertisment plays no problem at the beginning but the video has to buffer every 5 seconds. maybe its just happening to me.

[kbakermemphis]

@InvalidUniverse Yeah, that kitchen is pretty much all that is cool.

[WAMill3R]

Not to sound like an uncritical fanboy, but if the salesman knows who Penn is, it probably means that he considers it damn cool to be talking to him, period.

[WAMill3R]

"I'm 2 meters tall"

And I just thought Teller was really short.

[BeauDaltonJordan]

"air quotes" " ftw "

[d34thguitarr]

Yeah! - The tits!

[KevJJ888]

Did you feel bad about wasting the salesperson's time more because now he has a Celebrity Dick story about you? "This guy wasted my time today. It was Penn Jillette. Yep, all celebrities are dicks."

[ktkeith]

OK - all that is well-taken, but is there some sort of meta-level irony in the fact that that entire rant was delivered sitting in front of a security camera, pointing at the back of your head, in your own kitchen? [Upper left-hand corner of video image.] Are you afraid that, when you're home alone late at night someday, you're going to sneak up on yourself while you're not looking?

[InvalidUniverse]

This is irrelevant, but I love your kitchen.

[FiaRossini]

@InvalidUniverse No kidding -- it's COOL!

[zimtran99]

You know i had always though that, That it must be very uncomfortable being a well known celebrity because you would naturally have occasion to meet people all the time who could have the enormous advantage of knowing a great deal about you when you first meet them but you could not immediately know anything about them because they were not famous. It lead me to think what an enormous blessing it really is to be unknown and anonymous.

[kittyprydekissme]

I think some of them are just dicks.

[pennsays]

@kittyprydekissme Probably. There are lots of jerks out there now, and some of them become famous.