1.It sounds painful, so just imagining it make me not even consider it.
2.Get it circumcised as an adult and your dick will look retarded. It will be really pink in the area where it was cut and darker in the other areas.
3.My girlfriend cums all the time we fuck. I don't know if it has anything to do with the foreskin or not but I'm not willing to risk a really great sex life for both of us for "sanitary reasons" I keep mine very clean anyway.
you'd better have it circumsised. I am not circumsised myself but I am able to push my foreskin back when my penis is soft but when it gets erected that become a challenge for me. So I am opting for circumsition
@psyunicorn ok first things first dip shit a) im not religious and dont give a shit about the bible. 2) i dont have kids so dont tell me im bragging about their mutilation. 3) this all started cuz i said "im happy being a helmet head" n like a year later you secide to throw your comment in... I hope you feel important
As a male nurse, and hetrosexual, I fucking hate that sterotype. About 10-15% of all nurses are male, especially in mental health (which is where I work). Of the male nurses I've met (about 25), one has been gay.
I get it, he's a comedian and he's there to make jokes, but it's still fucking irritating.
How do you know you are happy if you have only had it one way? Wouldn't you at least prefered to take a test-run first?
Or, if you like, would you automatically assume that any sons you have will like it the way you do. By "like", I of course mean "put up with" since if they DID have their genitals harvested and sold they wouldn't exactly get the chance to see what a penis is meant to be like, eh?
i didnt say i wouldnt be happy the other way lmao. look at the topic you are trying to argue over dude... lol and i wouldnt assume my sons would like it, maybe i wouldnt care what they thought :0
im sorry your so inlove with your foreskin, i personally couldnt careless. i didnt know my last comment would bring out such an uproar from you mr puppet
paul myrehaug's the mann, he needs more standup videos, this special was fuckin hilarious!
@SpokenSmoke it removes 4o-60 percent of the male's ability to feel orgasm. it would do the same to a woman if one removed the clitoral hood. it leaves the penis more open to infection and is not the surgery described in the bible anyway because that was preformed with a flint knife and is obviously less of an amputation. don't brag that you mutilated your kids.
@puppetsan Yes, infant circumcision is a barbaric practice. If adults want to cut off a part of their penis then that's their business but a child shouldn't be subject to such a thing.
is it ur choice if you want gas 2 put you under when you get a Circumcision cuz Fuck man! i wouldn't want sum dude whacking my junk around?!?! Lmao!!!
Actually, babies are hypersensitive and it is absolutely nothing short of torture beyond anything one normally understands.
But, because it is done before most can recall, they don't know how bad it was for them because the memory is "blocked". Boys who have been circ'd at birth exhibit much less pain tolerance throughout the childhood period. It is so psychologically damaging that it normally takes a week or two for a circ'd baby to begin to have normal sleep/wake behavior.
I've seen boys freshly circ'd. They do not appear to be well at all. They are actually still in a state of shock to some degree for quite a while. They will not circumcise a boy who is not healthy because the stress on his little heart and lungs could kill him. That alone says a lot when you think about it.
@HasBeenProductions01 - There are various estimates of the cut / intact populations. Let's take 25% of the planet as cut. 20% of the planet is Muslim, and at least 90% of Muslims cut. So 18% of the planet is cut Muslims. That means the other 7% of the world that's cut is non-Muslim. 7% of 80% is actually almost 9%.
So one could say (with these numbers) that 91% of the non-Muslim world is not cutting. I must have started with different assumptions to get 95%.
THIS IS A COMEDY VIDEO.
Can we not turn it into an anti-circumcision PSA? Sheesh.
PhoenixFlame55 1 week ago
Freaking Hilarious!!!
dizzyliz2009 5 months ago
Few reasons why I would never get a circumcision.
1.It sounds painful, so just imagining it make me not even consider it.
2.Get it circumcised as an adult and your dick will look retarded. It will be really pink in the area where it was cut and darker in the other areas.
3.My girlfriend cums all the time we fuck. I don't know if it has anything to do with the foreskin or not but I'm not willing to risk a really great sex life for both of us for "sanitary reasons" I keep mine very clean anyway.
2800boy 9 months ago
you'd better have it circumsised. I am not circumsised myself but I am able to push my foreskin back when my penis is soft but when it gets erected that become a challenge for me. So I am opting for circumsition
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TheSpongesam 10 months ago
What a dumbass. He should've kept his dick normal.
suseyblue1 11 months ago
@psyunicorn ok first things first dip shit a) im not religious and dont give a shit about the bible. 2) i dont have kids so dont tell me im bragging about their mutilation. 3) this all started cuz i said "im happy being a helmet head" n like a year later you secide to throw your comment in... I hope you feel important
SpokenSmoke 1 year ago
Watching this on tv right now
CanadianShow 1 year ago
i got a chioce, and i am never cutting my foreskin off. it works the same anyway
Catilac65 1 year ago
@Catilac65 big thumbs up i feel you
cee4pres 1 year ago
As a male nurse, and hetrosexual, I fucking hate that sterotype. About 10-15% of all nurses are male, especially in mental health (which is where I work). Of the male nurses I've met (about 25), one has been gay.
I get it, he's a comedian and he's there to make jokes, but it's still fucking irritating.
bersaba 1 year ago 3
Im happy as a helmet head lol. But either way i suppose, as long as ya gots one lmao
SpokenSmoke 2 years ago
How do you know you are happy if you have only had it one way? Wouldn't you at least prefered to take a test-run first?
Or, if you like, would you automatically assume that any sons you have will like it the way you do. By "like", I of course mean "put up with" since if they DID have their genitals harvested and sold they wouldn't exactly get the chance to see what a penis is meant to be like, eh?
Google "foreskin for sale", I DARE you
puppetsan 2 years ago 2
i didnt say i wouldnt be happy the other way lmao. look at the topic you are trying to argue over dude... lol and i wouldnt assume my sons would like it, maybe i wouldnt care what they thought :0
im sorry your so inlove with your foreskin, i personally couldnt careless. i didnt know my last comment would bring out such an uproar from you mr puppet
paul myrehaug's the mann, he needs more standup videos, this special was fuckin hilarious!
SpokenSmoke 1 year ago
@SpokenSmoke it removes 4o-60 percent of the male's ability to feel orgasm. it would do the same to a woman if one removed the clitoral hood. it leaves the penis more open to infection and is not the surgery described in the bible anyway because that was preformed with a flint knife and is obviously less of an amputation. don't brag that you mutilated your kids.
psyunicorn 1 year ago
i just watched this on tv and it was sooo funny.
not1so2solid3snake 2 years ago
I don't understand the battle over circumscion I'm circumscised and i don't rlly care tht I didn't get a choice
RWG13100 2 years ago
sympathies for you friend :/
drealgrin 2 years ago
Well, some people want to cut off their whole package.
Some people are fucking crazy, I'd NEVER cut my foreskin off. it's pretty god damn amazing.
drealgrin 2 years ago 4
STOP INFANT CIRCUMCISION!
puppetsan 2 years ago 6
@puppetsan Yes, infant circumcision is a barbaric practice. If adults want to cut off a part of their penis then that's their business but a child shouldn't be subject to such a thing.
taichibailongball 2 years ago 3
LOL AWESOME
UnaAvionetta 2 years ago
so why did he get that done :S?
Brettah31 3 years ago
is it ur choice if you want gas 2 put you under when you get a Circumcision cuz Fuck man! i wouldn't want sum dude whacking my junk around?!?! Lmao!!!
sHAd0W11591 3 years ago
omfg I seen this on TV the other day me and my gf laughed so hard.
I dont think a baby would have feeling down their right away.
Cause its so small it doesnt matter.
when ur grown and go through puberty things grown and are more sensitive
cause when ur a little boy you dont feel pain when u get kicked really.
release182 3 years ago
Actually, babies are hypersensitive and it is absolutely nothing short of torture beyond anything one normally understands.
But, because it is done before most can recall, they don't know how bad it was for them because the memory is "blocked". Boys who have been circ'd at birth exhibit much less pain tolerance throughout the childhood period. It is so psychologically damaging that it normally takes a week or two for a circ'd baby to begin to have normal sleep/wake behavior.
lochinvar00465 3 years ago 12
really? oh wow.
I just tried to use common sense and take a Guess.
Poor babies!
release182 3 years ago 2
I've seen boys freshly circ'd. They do not appear to be well at all. They are actually still in a state of shock to some degree for quite a while. They will not circumcise a boy who is not healthy because the stress on his little heart and lungs could kill him. That alone says a lot when you think about it.
lochinvar00465 3 years ago 9
From his description of the pain afterwords, does this even sound like something that should be done on a baby?
lochinvar00465 3 years ago 29
@lochinvar00465 Apparently, they get the baby drunk, beforehand. The less aware you are of pain, the better your chances.
LokkerG 1 year ago
Foreskin feels REALLY good. 95% of the non-Muslim world does not circumcise.
Very few medical problems actually warrant foreskin amputation.
HIS body HIS decision.
TLCTugger 3 years ago 33
@TLCTugger Where the fuck are you getting that statistic from ?
HasBeenProductions01 9 months ago
@HasBeenProductions01 - There are various estimates of the cut / intact populations. Let's take 25% of the planet as cut. 20% of the planet is Muslim, and at least 90% of Muslims cut. So 18% of the planet is cut Muslims. That means the other 7% of the world that's cut is non-Muslim. 7% of 80% is actually almost 9%.
So one could say (with these numbers) that 91% of the non-Muslim world is not cutting. I must have started with different assumptions to get 95%.
Will you agree to 91%?
TLCTugger 9 months ago