EAT THE HELL

[randomuser1105]

Ummm...what the eff am I watching and how did I get here?

[Gumbo550]

jesus christ

[S3ries0fTub3z]

godda go fass

[Homebrand91]

Gotta go fast! downhill!

[123Nightraid]

HEY LOOK ITS THE FASTEST THING ON TWO LE....oh nevermind.

[Gearsdisraeli]

Lol @ everybody who doesn't know what this is from.

May you forever live in unknowing.

[Zerobadniks]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[NightIIIJester]

@Zerobadniks hahahahahahahahaha

[TSRings]

If I didn't know where this was from, I'd be utterly confused.

Luckily I watched Let There Be Brawl.

[OMGJEEPERS23]

I can't deal with the world anymore. I have lost all hope...

[AppleKags]

This is pretty much the most disgusting thing on the internet

[Sariel111]

LMAO... there is so much wrong with this video it make me brain hurt...

[theNomadz]

Is this a clip from the never released sonic kart

[UnholyWarcry]

Is it possible for something (a franchise, for example) to achieve such a level of sickening badness that everything involved with it, even if looked upon favorably at one point, becomes retroactively awful? Sonic has achieved this. I'm going to go poop on my Sega Genesis.

[thegorillasnake]

I never flinched once when I saw Eraserhead. I think the video for Clowny Clown Clown by Crispin Glover is cute and charming. I sat through Pink Floyd the Wall in its entirety while completely sober. And yet I could not finish watching this.

[bryansbooks]

U have a rare encounter with sawneek if u see this crook run and change ur name to Billy Mays

[JDilla2812]

do you like pancakes?

[BlasterMastro]

Guess nobody has seen There Will Be Brawl, huh.

[thegorillasnake]

@BlasterMastro Watched it after I saw this after Googling your reference. Wish I hadn't.

[IronWaffles]

the fuck

[VodkaShoe]

"Chilleh daouwwg tiem. Ee-yaayy-uhh."

Best worst best worst best most okay sort of scariest Sonic ever.

[Sithlord9372]

Rolling around at the speed of sound just took on a whole new meaning.

[MrAwesomeTrex]

>Man takes 50 pictures of disabled boy in ridiculous costume eating chili hotdog

>Everyone laughing

>Someone else filmed this

This is the kind of shit that should only happen when you're high.

[VodkaShoe]

@MrAwesomeTrex Am I the only one who thought his tiny tiny little nod at the beginning was scary?

[lamfp]

The real sonic would beat the shit out of some bitch if she touched his chili dog.

[Insanehippy101]

Man why is sonic letting that bitch touch his food? the guy outta stand up for himself

[EltBerserker]

i wonder if cwc has seen this video

[Manusturbo]

pathological

[IHaveLostMyAccount]

WTF did I just watch?! O.o

[WillyWZSouza]

You know.. I was waiting until the very last second of this video sayng "Ok.. here comes the fun part...here comes the fun part..." Well.. is there something I missed?

[EspioWish]

*sigh*... fuckin furfags

[Premod]

Yes! eat it, freak, now dance for our amusement before I beat you

[LOMEProductions]

God damn Sonicfags...

[BlasterMastro]

ETH???

[firelightguitarist]

i don't get it... why are they so disgusted?

[socklesshobo]

someone double this with the green hill zone theme

[Cynnicio]

I don't want to sleep anymore :(

[kelath5555]

God, the look of pain on your face.

[youvegotbighands]

cripple_sonic_chowtime.avi

[jcbing]

I don't know why I love this so much but I love it. One of the best things I've ever seen on YouTube.

[Sagakirby]

BUTTHURT SONIC FANS YAYUH

[droidfan2009]

WTF???

[TheTofuGod]

god bless our troops

[ChannelChevex]

I'm scared.

[justlikeiez]

This makes me sad

[QuickProfits]

Un subbed

[PumpkinDog33]

sonic the hedgehog is in a wheel chair eating a chili dog... your argument is irrelevant.

[harblardo]

hey wasnt that on my sonic cartoon as akid

he even makes wheels when he runs

[Alamulamay]

What the fuck is this?!?

[FupidStaggot42]

I swear to God, this is the most depressing shit I have seen in my life.

[Norrec87]

@FupidStaggot42 This is exactly what I was going to post.

[yourpasshere]

Sonic is forced to eat a chili dog while in a wheelchair.

This is degrading.

[cunt3d]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwww

[Shinzu92]

OMNOMNOMONOMNOMONOMNOMONAOMSOA­MSOMOMOMONONOM

[SM853]

Who's too slow now, BITCH?

[EltBerserker]

You see that blonde girl, sonic? You hear her moaning? That's all for you, baby.

[xXCumCakesXx]

Sonic in a wheel chair?... Oooo the irony..

[spacerumsfeld]

Bring on the nuclear holocaust. Please.

[nerdagedon2012]

@spacerumsfeld Fuck you, bitch. Bring on injecting you with mercury, so we can watch as it separates your cutaneous layer from your subcutaneous layer (flays your flesh) in a slow, sequential manner as it travels through your bloodstream, and watch a smile form as it nears your neck, the flesh falling around your jugulars, right before the mercury enters your brain en masse. Fuck "mad hatter's disease", bitch, MadAsHellDeath for you. Watch the video "Mercury attacks aluminum".

[MegaSpiderMan]

Snake isn't portrayed any better.

[CPTSRSBSNS]

Wat

Sonic tard

eatin a sandvich

on a wheel chair?

Gonna stop drug

[Nurdapurda]

Fuck me, guys, what did I just watch? THE DEATH OF MY CHILDHOOD, THAT'S WHAT.

[SubjectE]

The fact that Sonic's nose looks like a mutilated penis makes it all so much more horrific. Poor Sonic. Mario never has to go through shit like this.

[FoxyMamaRox]

So um...wow. Totally creeped out. I can no longer eat chili dogs, play games involving Sonic, or um....anything....ever. O_o

[Anactofgod]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[schumacherenator]

The phrase "IT'S CHILI DOG TIYYME - YEEAAYUHHH" will forever be burned into my mind. Oh, god.

[Gumbo550]

This is brutally depressing to me.

Anyone else?

[RedAtariButton]

YOU'RE TOO SLO-

Oh God

Oh God, I'm so sorry.

[Nurdapurda]

@RedAtariButton Don't -- it's brilliant.

[JisakuJ]

gota boner watching thiss

[SoDamnGangsta]

i dip my balls in hot sauce

[snowman11686]

what tha hell is this supposed to be or mean, and why is that gurl laughin tha whole time it wasnt even funny, it was more creepy than anythng

[c0al]

Paraplegic Man Dressed as Sonic The Hedgehog Struggles to Eat Sloppy Hotdog Through Full Face Mask Guest Starring Poor Blond Woman

Sonic Fans Respond to Ludicrous Video With Anime Smiley Faces

Wheelchair Bound Hedgehog Could Possibly Beat Me in Arm Wrestling Match

[CalebtheHedgehog]

what the... o_o

[WillCreary]

wtf

[mysonicuniverse]

i got a nightmare cuz of this

[mysonicuniverse]

what happened?

[HELLOkidsitsSONIC]

ALL SONIC FANS FUCKING LOVE ME... exept for the oldskoolers

[triFeral]

>:|

[boylans]

I financed this project for only $10,000

[IdiotRace]

why are there people

[onlyontuesdays99]

D:

OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING MASSACRE

[raveakidd]

fucking epic

[ansharzero]

The bizarre lazy-eyed look on her face makes me feel extremely uncomfortable.

[cogknack]

this is disgusting and pathetic. not funny. robotnik hooked it up with the wheel chair. sonic's wheel chair. that's just about the height of irony.

[Spartan9095]

What the FUCK?

[N0Lif3]

What a creep!

[StereoClock]

gotta go fast

[TommyFilth1]

Okay, great. What the hell is the point of this video?

[UndeadSpaceSoldier]

uh, it was video documentation of 'chili dog time'. Cataloged into the internet.

...stupid.

[TommyFilth1]

oic

[MilliSkillit]

WOW...

no -_-

polly wanted a cracker but you gave him a shiddy video instead

BAD!! -_-

[TwistedGentleman]

Man... they paid money for that.

[sec0f111]

what the fuck? and that's an actual girl? who isn't hideously ugly?

[Makron5]

I wonder what happened to the original.

[Nimnoms]

Oh, I get it. There used to be a crappy Sonic tv series in-which his favourite food was 'chili dogs'.

And--well, never mined--I don't get it.

[luigithe42nd]

I'm shure this is some kind of fetish somewhere...

[1rishShaman]

I'm hungry for hedgehog now...

[TasamiOkami]

EAT IT.

[tr50n3]

BRAVO!

[ShantyKyfer]

id eat that girls hell (her pussey and butthole)

[TwistedGentleman]

Thanks for the clarification.

[Hyperdrivespacefuck]

Oh tomorrow? Tomorrow's not good for me, I have a photo shoot.... Of what you ask? Oh you'll love this part..................

[AwfulVision]

Sonic Delano Roosevelt

[ReturnOfBeaver]

No. really though, What is going on in the screen in front of me. I mean... wait. Holy shit Sonic Roosevelt I just got that.

[imataco619]

So mean, yet hilarious

[funglebungle68]

what the heck is this?

[kjottroill]

But...why...?

I was actually physically sickened. :(

[soupie]

my brain cant comprehend what my eyes have just seen, and not in a nice way!

[DrunkenlazybastardED]

WHY? D:

[pattymannix]

This abomination needs to be put out of his misery.

[DrunkenlazybastardED]

i think I came and puked at the same time. thanks assholes.

[J00kst3r]

My CHILDHOOD!

What the fuck did you DO?!

[GothicRage778]

DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF!? D: what the hell did i just watch!?

[GothicRage778]

..... mommy?

[Manojunk]

IS this happening?

[MrBaryar]

why is this happening

[Viper73184]

This could very well be the strangest thing on the internet. And that's saying a lot.

[spookyelectric01]

At least now I know what to expect to see in my nightmares...

[schumacherenator]

I feel like there is something sick and evil going on in this video, but I'm not quite sure what it is... Probably has to do with the fact that somebody is dressed up as Sonic the Hedgehog.

[centrosphere]

IT'S CHILI DOG TIME YAY-UH

[mattsaer1]

W............T................­F?

[mafiaz187]

I think Japan should've dropped the bomb on us.

[tehDman]

ITS CRIPPLED HOG TIME YAYUH

[pswoods]

I wish the photographer would get some more coverage from that one spot from which he never moves. Also, WTF.

[braztaz]

jesus christ what the fuck

the internet is a horrifying place

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

I don't understand what is going on in this video.

[VarDolzeberg]

It's a 'Making of' video for a bad live-action fanfic of the characters featured in the Smash Bros. games. It was made by some losers who wanted become internet celebrities by leeching off the hype prior to Brawl's release. It had the potential to be dark comedy, but they ran it into the ground pretty quickly.

[Josephdorf03]

I really wanna know why Sonic is wearing a scarf. Honestly though that handicapped-hog doesn't seem like such a bad guy. Just hilarious.

[evilzug]

That chili dog was actually really good

[AwfulVision]

So wait a minute here: you read an article that I write where I've made fun of mentally handicapped people, disfigured people, people who are handicapped like Polio the Hedgehog, people of every race, nationality, sex, political persuasion, sexual orientation, etc. featured on a website that once famously made fun of a woman for having multiple miscarriages by telling her that her poisoned womb was making heaven too fucking crowded and where you "draw the line" is a diabetes joke?

Wowie!

[Xegethra]

well its more personal to me, and i didnt read any article. i only read that one post

but my point still stands, things are funny unless they go too far. i guess everyone has their own idea of whats too far

who knows, maybe some of that stuff you wrote i would enjoy. i didnt really draw the line as it were it just irked me a bit because the potential of what might happen, if that video existed, sex, politics, nationality, race, sexual orientation i can laugh at. only if its a joke though

[makingfriendstv]

you can never go too far

[Xegethra]

but yeah, it can be all funny. hurt feelings are a hit and miss to me in the end but physical pain (like the sick feeling of high amounts of sugar being shoved down you) i dont find too funny....pain...yes, can be amusing. i just dont find extreme pain and discomfort amusing

[Xegethra]

but still, im not gonna look at anything you reply with as im going to bed...ill look back tomorrow

but still, like i said, i guess becuase diabetes is more personal to me....so im likely to take a little more offense to it. i think thats largely the same for anyone else. other things bother me and some dont, im only human...but i already said how i feel anyway

uhhh....night i guess...eh

[sXeBetterThanYou]

nobody cares you fat sack of shit

[Xegethra]

im not fat moron

[kharnifex]

shutup fatty

[Xegethra]

im not fat im underweight...

[Mccj713]

what is this i don't even

[LastDanStanding]

what the shit is going on

[AnimatedSyeko]

FUCK! SPIN DASH- AWAY!

[ZombieQuestion]

Silent Hill Furry Hospital.

[chuxmix]

The best part will come afterward, when someone pokes a hole in his watery, chili-filled shit sack.

[ThatSatyr]

Go through a loop.

[DrChalkwithering]

I used to feel bad for disabled people. Not any more.

[morpDprime]

Hedgehog more like failhog! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!

[FoxyMamaRox]

o_o I never want to eat a chili dog ever again.

[99knives]

Is this porn? WTF?

[SqueeksoAo]

this video makes me feel physically sick

it put me off eating for hours

[youvegotbighands]

why is sonic in a wheel chair =[

[AoBloodhound]

He's Crippled and now useless so he eats his own weight in food 24/7. Like every failed American.

[nickizebra]

HAHAHA

[kain1384]

Why are they taking photos during the video like they would in a porno? Is this a porno? Furry food fetishists?

[caserock]

god damn it.

[Zombi2]

oh the irony of the worlds fastest creature being portrayed by a paraplegic!

[tracingpatterns]

JESUS

[thedeciver]

It haunts my dreams, my waking hours, thy dull glazed looketh past my soul, for thy seek thy chilli dog. Tis is a nightmare I can not awaken

[wblstudios]

Couldn't be any worse than the games where he turns into a fucking werewolf or meets King fucking Arthur.

Also, "Your weakness is getting fucked in the butthole!"

[Nogeri]

Somewhere a Man is shoving a mixing rod down his peehole to this.

[jacobc999]

horrible woman trick handicap to eat dogfood tehn laugh to him HA

[Phycosymo]

This was really hard to watch.

[thepdw]

This could totally be a segue into a great porno. She reaches down to grab the chilidog and finds that his cock is rock hard (and happens to be blue). I'm not sure how it would all play out but it could end with sonic actually creating another chili dog. PM me if you're a producer and would like to use my idea.

[TehZombie]

How did they get this footage of my birthday party

[thedancemetaltwins]

made me hungry for a chili dawg.

[Danbotology]

Fuck you dignity!

[rockdude492]

Wasn't the entire premise of sonic the hedgehog that he could run really fast? Seems like cruel irony. All the by no means unfunny.

[Danube03]

sonic deserves it

[Dkostuj2]

I HATE THAT PARAPLEGIC HEDGEHOG!

[alienmode]

somebody tell that bitch to stop laughing

[crunkndunk]

thats hot

[wblstudios]

He's the fastest thing alive.

[hellointernet]

I want to see this guy collect some rings.

[supahypasonic]

what the fuck

[AwfulVision]

As an encore, I want her to find a Juggalo with diabetes, hand him a Faygo and just laugh at him for 2 minutes while he drinks it.

I can only dream of trolling this hard IRL.