[HD] X!AH jun$u - !nt0x!c4ti0n l!ve [karaoke + eng sub]

[Beaniekid99]

This is hilarious. Some of my favourite song lyrics EVER. xD

[HackxNippon1]

..how do you stroke an apreggio? Is that even possible? Oh junsu you and your impossible words!

[t0astpenguin]

HOW

THIS

I DO NOT EVEN

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

me gusta

[tonnuyhong]

ok to be honest if it wasnt for the subs i would have have no idea this song was to sexual lol i love the sbbuer now well maybe not as much as junsu

[s3adolphin]

@tonnuyhong haha.. I sub so people would love these boys more, no need to give me any :D

[gaemwongja]

HOT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM­N.

[iLuBbLuE]

My ovaries exploded

[lillchen2020]

ohhh my god why didn't he sang that song in berlin??? ... well maybe because everyone would try to follow the question.... XD

[Pinkify13]

Wow, that was an interesting song. *goes to leave couch*

Wait, wth?

Where are my pants?

What happened to my shirt?

And omg how did I end up pregnant?!

[YukiSHINeeLuv]

KISS ME TOUCH ME RUB MAH BANANAS~! :D OMG I fell in love with this song~ I love his voice~!!!! :D

[YukiSHINeeLuv]

KISS ME TOUCH ME RUB MAH BANANAS~! :D

[RJDBproductions]

where's the "rub my banana" part???

[FireKame8D]

@RJDBproductions LOL. its from simonandmartina :D

[KibahinaxSasuino]

UNF

Kiss me touch me rub my bananas Junsu~

I mean...wat?

[RememberedxOblivion]

kiss and touch me, rub my banana's~

[Meimi132]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me........ seriously man. The sexual frustration. Let us help you with that.

[djamelal]

naughty!

[tonnuyhong]

i wonder what was on junsu's mind when he was siniging this or should i ask what was going on in his pants 2:18

[tonnuyhong]

0:15 ahhhhhh at the beganning "FOREPLAY" junsu-ah what happened to our angel junsu?!

[erypetals96]

@NightCloud222 If you watch some of Simonandmartina video, you will know why we said that. It's was epic lol xD

[NightCloud222]

ok im lost. where in this song does he say kiss me touch me rub my bananas?!

[tonnuyhong]

@NightCloud222 lol he didnt say it Simon and martina from eat your kimchi made a parody of it saying that lol you should watch it

[erypetals96]

Kiss me, touch me rub my bananas. For a second this song start I was like SIMONANDMARTINA LOL XDD

[potentialbreakup006]

i swear every time i hear this song i remember "Kiss me, touch me, rub my bananas!!" OMG simon and martina i cant go one sec with out that in my head while i listen to this song!!!

[19bhunnie]

cant nobody tell me his face that starts at 0:57 to 1:00 is sexy...cause that face aint sexy lol...it look like his dookie would not come out lol....but all in all i love this song and him...xiah junsu fighting:)

[yummmyyyCake]

@19bhunnie That face made me LOL so hard XD. At 1:05 too hahaha

[wanderinfree]

Anyone who comments "Kiss and Touch Me, Rub My Bananas" is obviously a Simonandmartina fan. :)

[indiiecOre]

GOD! He has a gorgerous voice

[jeremieanne01]

Junsu's expression is like he's begging for more and don't want to stop. I mean look at him saying 'yeah' and kneeling on the floor.

[CheskaCakes]

Kiss and touch me Rub my banana!~

[kcazzo69]

"Kiss and touch me, rub my bananas~"

[msamyness]

JUNSU, GTF IN MY BED, RIGHT ABOUT... NOW !

[xTenshiAi]

*DED*

[Sarangchuu]

♪Kiss and touch me RUB MY BANANAS♪-oh....

[innocentshoujo]

*slides off jacket and does a sexy humping*

such an awkward dance choreography (for the backup dancers) XDDD

[bam5420]

This song is so dirty that it's clean XD

[ParkLeeEntertainment]

Woah calm down Junsu.

Oh yeah, Simon and Martina 4 lyf!!!

[Kanee011]

Just lost my virginity................

[GigSmigSmig]

kiss and touch me

rub my bananas XD

[someoneyouknow24]

OMO i looked up rub my bananas and this came up first.....

[gurlzrose]

i shouldnt have looked up a video with translation

now im pregnant :|

[kpopsk8rgrl1]

0_0

HOLY CRAP JUNSU.

[antoniaimnida]

MIND FUCKED.

[LeahSaysHello]

i just think it's hilarious that at the end of this incredibly hot performance the people all just clap politely xD

[faithyunjae]

Ok my angelic cutie pie officially turned into a hawt and sexy man!! Wow

[sirpaulmccartneysex]

MY BODY IS SO READY.

[korokaesu]

its always the innocent looking ones that has a tiger in them. omg JUNSU O_O

[caliangel1725]

@korokaesu LMAO. I know right

[NicolettaBellaa]

dear junsu,

fuck me, fuck me hard.

right now, anywhere, in the middle of a street, i don't care...

just give me children.

love nicole. xx

[lehcar17]

typed in "kees and touch me rub my bananas" and this is what i got LOL a fans post on eatmykimchi 's wall brought me here :)

[iraonellz]

@lehcar17 me too!!! hahaha

[minecraftunicorn155]

@lehcar17 me too!

[tickled41]

This song makes me blush like mad >///<

[lyarunde]

0__o .....Junsu suddenly transformed from cutie pie to super sexy man....SINCE WHEN?

[aaroncarterfan256]

@lyarunde idk thats wat i wonder whenever i watch this O_O

[sparkle2010]

any Simonandmartina fan recognize this background music?? lol

[LemnzestManatee]

@sparkle2010 I was on their youtube page and at first I paused this video, thinking that one of theirs had autoplayed. xD

[IknowAina]

why...oh why junsu did you sang and wrote this?? O___o

[laifshadia]

I forgive you Junsu, for killing my ovaries

[anniex3081]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SEXY SUSU!  :D

Please stay happy and forever~ <33

[koreamom]

does our sweet angel xiah REALLY know what he is doing to us with this performance? the sweet angel is so sexy sometimes!

[00jacketlong00]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR BEAUTIFUL ANGEL!!! May you make dirty and slightly erotic songs likes this in the years to come :D

[iLuBbLuE]

i'm intoxicated by junsu..

[latinpride220]

so i just got turned on : P

[souleatingpuppet]

Does he fucking understand how sexually frustrating he is??? Jesus fucking Christ Junsu. (◎_◎;)

[freefantasy101]

How the hell is this "rub my bananas?" LOOL

[Spongalicous]

So...'naughtiness' turned into 'bananas' according to Simon and Martina...hm...>.> XD

[adadazzle]

@Spongalicous may i ask which video is that from Eat Your Kimchi?

[KawaiiApplex3]

@adadazzle like ,, in almost every Kpop music monday x''P

[sirpaulmccartneysex]

Dead. 

[MissCoconoodle]

BAHAHAHAHA omg I just stumbled on this by chance and now I finally know why Simon says 'rub my bananas' looool, damn that ruined this for me, but anyways the english accent was just soo funny I couldn't take it seriously. It seemed more like a parody of something sexy rather than being sexy itself.

[sweetsammora]

Cassiopeia + BigEast

the boys 8th anniversary is coming up, I'm doing a video featuring cassies and fans from all around the world giving encouraging words to the boys.. (wear something red+ have a dbsk photo somewhere)

e-mail the video

All info you need is on here >> dbsk-2612-8thanniversaryprojec­t.tumblr.com

please please participate and help spread

[Tvxq0yunjae0arab]

OMG our cute junsu grow up now i almost be craaaaaazy when i see the words omg omg omg and the sexy dance oooh i really cant controle my self junsu sooooo sexyyyyy

[invisiblegal12]

oh no! is this appropriate on TV?! >///<

[ThieaJaejoong]

wow junsu so sexy ><

[OxONYOxO]

Shit, one horny song

[soramonster]

@OxONYOxO lmao! XD

[DoGunna]

Damn baby, that's heavy sexual content right there.

[ManoloMAriaATeMLOVER]

waaah so hot

[Dancer123430282]

*Is currently in Heaven, please leave a message after the spazz* WOEITHWOIFJOEIGHEIWOJFOEIHEIOW­JFIEOHGEIOH!! GAH, SOOOO MUTHA FREAKING HOT!!

[laifshadia]

I want junsu to make me all the things he says here ,

[dahlers]

"deep inside deep inside deep inside crazy" <--- wow!! o.O ..... i mean, wow..... kinda speechless here.

[riaalexisgonzales]

@dahlers actually, in the translation is, "what my FINGERS have found deep inside deep inside deep inside crazy" O.o

[delicateimbalance]

his vocals are just amazing

[babystar19951]

OMG!!!! Good Boy Gone Bad!!!!

Junsu does really sexy dancing!!!!

i never saw him dance like this (only on mirotic) but still its a great song ;)

[Meimi132]

Ohmygod...... I don't know whether to be turned on or lolling at all the engrish XD seriously, ROTFL XD But daaaayum boy.

[ibekristen]

"Kiss and touch me, rub my bananas~"

[Aisyah75]

OMG I've been singing a sex song all my life without notice :O I never knew what it meant before. OMAIGADSUN! OMAIGADSUN! OMAIGADSUN! O_O

[Triangle97]

JUNSU <3 TOUCH AND KILL ME BABY .... I WAN'T TO FEEL UR NAUGHTINESS

[JMukhi]

:o speechless

[lilian23910]

Lmao, If it wasn't for the english words, I would have thought it was a sad, emotional song. He looks like he is about to cry. I guess he REALLY wanted to sleep with someone, lol.

[Nhoxluvngox]

su manly

[FunSarah]

After watching Balloons right now, this just doesn't look right :D sexy ducky butt <3

[seattlespace98]

with junsu singing this song, it doesn't really sound so bad, i mean we all know what the topic is, but it doesn't sound gross LOL i cant explain it...even when i can't understand most of his english words XD OMG SUN!

[akatsuru01]

Boy, Junsu sure grew up 'mannnly' now...oooooh baybehhh. @@@@ He's now got that 'come hither me' look to him dancin' so sexily to this song. *panting* Not to mention a look that also says, "I want you...ima~~~" too. (means 'now' in Japanese) *dies* God, how I'd wish to make a fanvid of Yunho or Takki using this song. *melts* @.@ ♥♥♥♥ Thanks 4 posting and subbing this! *hugs* *mwa* ~Reiko

[akatsuru01]

Kyaaaaaaaaa...can I like, spazz on here for a bit? (so sry) *blushing* Seriously, this guy and Yunho get me this way whenever they sing/dance. (well, more Yunho) But, I honestly didn't think Junsu had it in him to develop a sensual song like this one. Hadn't been a Tohoshinki/DBSK fan that long enough 'to know' or figure it out. But omg, when he came out w/THIS song, I immediately fell in love, not only w/this song but w/HIM more too. Holydang, girl. I can't contain myself any longer. ♥

[akatsuru01]

kyaaaaaa...heyyy girl!! Thought I'd find you on here...remember me, Reiko from your LJ? (aka akatsuru01) I just so happened to do a search on Xiah Junsu's song and voila...came across YOU. ♥

HOMG, isn't he magnificently SEXY, sensual, beautiful, and ohhhsosexual singing this??? @@@@ Omg, when I came across this a couple of months ago (I know I'm late ><), I nearly DROPPED to the floor, drooling w/'something exploding' deep within me and thought of Yunho. (sry lol) (cont. above)

[laifshadia]

this song says all what i want junsu to make me feel like and to make me D; D;

[brownbear1218]

I listen to this almost everyday. Xiah is so sexy....

[Artamasia92]

i love his voice

lol my bff called dibs on this dude along time ago she said he had

a secrete freak in him and i didnt believe her now i do

[xxRandomAznxx]

everything about this song is raunchy

me gusta.

[ch1up1n9]

o_O!! sexiest Junsu (die!!!)

where uri angel xiah go? but what should i do, he is one of the 5 god of the east ^^

and whatever image he was, it still our junsu we proud of..

anyway, i don't know what meaning of this song lyric until now, just like it because junsu voice.

and now I know why i always be glared by japanese customer when i play this song in my work place. lol

[zomaigoodness]

oh, well don`t you look at that, my ovaries magically exploded and formed into a puddle of spazzing fangirling goo.

[HyunADanceFreak]

LOL!!I'm so gonna hear this song every single day of my life!!Junsu oppa!!!I'm going crazy because of you!!!

[laifshadia]

My junsu is not a virgin anymore ;( yup, or maybe he just watched porn to inspire himself xD

[NerdyALy11]

Junsu, my body is ready.

[tickled41]

@NerdyALy11 Me Gusta *__*

[YahuwahsAngel]

Thats it! .. I'm pregnant ... I knew listening to him sing would knock me up... Damn!

[ElEcTrIcGaBubU]

Oh geez I feel like a perv watching this and the lyrics make me feel like I'm watching something naughty xD lmfao ah he's so sexy!

[MusicalCoConspirator]

People need to calm down about this. Xiah's an adult... are adults not allowed to sing about sex? He's really not being overly raunchy in my opinion. The sexual nature of it is presented in a much more creative and eloquent way than most sexualized music nowadays.

[ohnonotavailable]

I'm seriously addicted to this song. I PLAY IT EVERYDAY PLUS 3189570327205801285 TIMES REPLAYS

[ElfenLiedPrincess]

DAMN Junsu! You are so Naughty! lol, he thinks of all the dirty, naughty things all kinds of Fan Girls wish their fav member would do to them.

[Iyuki1992]

omg is he a solo act now O.o

[sinnad07]

@Iyuki1992 No, he is still with JYJ. Have you not seen their new MVs "Get Out" and "In Heaven"???

anyway if you like this one go check out "Xiahtic".

[laifshadia]

JUNSU , TOO BAD :( HOW BADLY YOU WANT ME TO RAPE YOU THAT YOU SING THIS SONG FOR US? XD

[Silentxknight68]

I couldn't stop drooling after seein this. Ay papi. Quireo besarte y tocarte Junsu!

[asianricebelly]

all grown and sexy! damnnnsss. i love junsu.

[VentolinFreak]

kees and toch mi, rub mai bananas ~

[amrasmord]

How I found this song: I searched "rub my bananas" and it was the 1st one XD

[aaroncarterfan256]

@amrasmord can someone tell me like..the reference 2 that? cuz ive heard ppl say it while listenin 2 this song...but i never knew where they got it from

[friikiuzuma]

@aaroncarterfan256 eat your kimchi!!....

[BeHappy761]

@amrasmord hahahaha XD

[LaRoseNoir5]

@amrasmord LOL!!!!! How did that work?

[IrmaTheRandomWeirdo]

@amrasmord what the hell xDDD 

[s3adolphin]

since some of you didn't read my warning about not writing the song title, (I just deleted 4 comments).. I'm going to accept comments manually on this video~^^ sorry for the trouble, if you have followed me from before, you'd know that this channel was terminated 4 times before, and I only need 1 more trouble to get the 5th one.. so, yeah~ thank you for understanding^^

[superpandapunch93]

I think all the females watching this want you Xiah.... 0_0

[cx533]

DAMN. thats all i got 2 say. pretty darn sexy song. why r ppl hating so much on it? i like the fact that he makes the song sexy(with his VERY graphic descriptions) rather then slutty and trashy.

[ileorin]

Tell me what you want, hey hey hey hey

Tell me do you want me, oh no no no

You say baby now, I know that you want me

I want to make you say the words

Baby what you want, hey hey hey hey

Tell me do you want me, oh no no no

You say baby now, I know that you want me

Oh no, about to overflow, baby now

[ileorin]

full English lyrics for those who want it ;) oh, all right Baby, baby yeah come on come on, come on come on come on Shaking a little, flesh-on-flesh as foreplay My fingertips found, deep inside deep inside, deep inside crazy Touch you baby, over and over, squeeze you baby, let me feel your madness Stroke you like a arpeggio yeah yeah Tell me watch you want, hey hey Tell me, do you want me, oh no no no You say baby now I know that you want me Oh no, I want to make you say the words, baby now

[Avveh]

I typed in 'rub my bananas' into search, and this MV came up.... Kpop Mondays... It's taking over...!

[Leeishho]

the best bit is at 2:00 LOL love it.. remember this on Scent of a woman :D

[Akaishinichi1]

@Leeishho could you tell me WHY it was on Scent of a woman?

[skyewinder123]

the awkward moment when i sing and dance the english parts in the locker room.

[shirayuki21]

i think this is a culmination of his sexual frustration

cuz this wouldve been banned if it was japanese

[ilovethings28]

O my he just gave me a boner!!!! :D Jajaja not really but o my he gets under my skin!!!! He is sooo sexy!!!!

[Limebunny255]

i just randomly came across this video... O__O what a wonderful song HAHAHA

[xboredBITCH]

Didn't think that duckbutsu would sing all these lyrics o:

o:

o:

Ima read more fanfics, brb.

[mehero33]

I'm such a big fan of Junsu and I always dreamt that they would make a really sexual song like this but now that it is real I feel really awkward. also it a bit just a smudge bit to sexual but I still enjoy it.

[12999teapot]

After the performance all he gets is small claps? LMAO I would've squealed so hard that he'll look in my direction. xD So sexy!

[DKHKSuJu]

I'll Kiss, Touch and Taste you!!! <3 But the killing? not sure about that :3?

[smileitsindia]

Yep. I just had an eargasm. ^_^

[TaeminSarangX]

And....hernia..... :P

[Mingkay58]

this gets me through the day. LOL-ing forever :))

[TREEGOBLIN]

Lol I know this video is meant to exude sexiness, but his face at 0:57 is...I can't even think of a word to describe how funny it is XD

[lilir123]

@TREEGOBLIN it's his sex face O.o bahahaahaha

[TREEGOBLIN]

@lilir123 I was trying to resist saying that, so thank you for saying it for me XD

[seattlespace98]

@TREEGOBLIN HAHAHA!! I noticed that too...i thought he's going to cry, or maybe he needs to go to the bathroom. hahaha!! I love you junsu~~~ kkkk :D

[kyoruiei]

oh damn,,,

[shopper231]

before i saw the live version and didn't know what he was saying but now that i do :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[ifangirloverkeysbutt]

pls stroke me like an arpeggio juNSU OPPAR!!! SARQANAGHAE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XItsxANGELbaby]

ohhh please if you can not handle SEX then exit to your >>>>>>>>> right most junsus dancing is sex anyway that is the truth them hip thrust could get you if your not prepeared

[dogsentosapurple]

OMG. I JUST REALIZED THIS IS WHERE SIMON GETS ALL HIS 'SEXY' MUSIC HAHA

[sujugirl468]

@dogsentosapurple lol i see XD

[xJellyBeanHeartsx]

Oh my muffins. OH MY HOLY YOOCHUN'S JUNSU'S DUCKBUTT.

I'M GOING TO WRITE A FANFIC ON THIS BRB. HAHA. OH. JUNSU. RIP THAT JACKET OFF AND KEEP IT THAT WAY.

KTHXBAI <3333333333 (After I download this sexiness on a dolphin duckbutt)

[SoapCherry]

i have a QUESTIONAAA!! lol i love junsu but i've heard that sex is tabboo in south korean. so they don't have sex at all until marriage or do some regular teens have sex now adays. cuz i went to america and it seems to be very normal for teens to sleep wit each other.

anyways TEAM HOMIN + JYJ= DBSK5 *THEY WILL REUNITE!!!!!!!!!! keep faith peeps* :D

[eMiLyThEsEx342]

Ohmygodsun. Am I the only fangirl that felt like he was singing to me?

[ElizYaj]

Why was his face . . . so sexy. AHAHA!! XD

[thomastran64]

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT HEY HEY HEY!

[Pa3ciadh]

doesn't the beginning sound somewhat like Simon and Martina's background music?

[fantasykingdom1227]

@Pa3ciadh That's where they got the music from. They just reviewed this song on their newest Music Monday.

[liveisfun25]

Now I know why Simon and Martina like this song so much. But I like it too....I however can't ever listen to this in front of other people because it could just get awkward

[TaeminSarangX]

THIS IS ILLEGAL O.O LOL

[canons3]

Wow this is very sexual! I thought people were just playing Marius when they told me but wow. It's kinda skewed at the same time. @_@

[sinnad07]

What the f**k Junsu! Why did you have to make me turn gay! JK

as straight as I am Junsu is really a epic singer/dancer.

[s3adolphin]

need to put another warning not to troll on this video, I monitor every comment and those who thinks the lyric is the worst better leave safely than write it here and got me block you (I've caught at least 2)..

if you're a kiddo who's not ready for a song about sex, please don't listen and go find PG songs..

just think about how awesome he is for writing this song and dancing while singing it.. any bad comments towards Junsu and this song is strictly forbidden.. ^^

[XSaranghaeXx]

i wanna listen to this while havin sex. XD

[kagnomi]

I laughed so hard at the awkwardness of this mv. This was his "Burnt Toast" Junsu era for his epic fail tan. But....Xiah, known for his innocent image, wrote the lyrics to this...

[NakawaRei]

wow he is a very good singer , his voice was awsome

[Suzaki6]

Junsu's beautiful vocals <3 1:26 - 1:35 is love <3

I'm so addicted to the chorus. This song is so dirty though xD

[Soeulmatelover06]

junsu really has a thing for green lasers :))

[riceromancer]

pleaaaaaase, let jonghyun cover this song ;-;