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  • its the forgiveness thing. your constantly being told your forgiven...your forgiven....your forgiven...

    so you tend to do everythign you want as you think God has forgiven you for it.

  • I love whores

  • b-but come on thats what most men do i mean come on

  • LEGALIZE HOE

  • I already know who's checking out the HOEs" Charlie yeah Charlie" get that cigarette out of you mouth Charlie Sheen..ahhhh---LOL....those other PORNO chicks must be costing a ton huh?

  • religion is bullshit

    crack shit the bigest lie of all time come on a ghost a holly ghost what are they smoking i wante it and they are a bunch of rapist

  • You should stop making news videos and start babbling incoherantly. You do that awesomely. You say Whore fun :D

  • church girls are the best in bed...

  • Another amazing example of a conservative who likes sex? Huh ....?  I think I may have yelled "Jesus Christ" with a hooker before too.

  • @crazyshooby Please don't use your fingers to type anymore. Just go ahead and chop them off.

  • LMAO!

  • LOL Love this story

  • WOOOOOW. i'd like to roundhouse kick that dude in the nuts! first of all thats just kinda sick anyway to do...but if you're in charge of a FAITH BASED INITIATIVES???? *KICK*

    lol.

  • I think is is a good idea

  • DAYUM!!

  • BBBBUUUUURRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!­

  • That was actuially a good idea but He should have done that somewhere prostiutes are legal.

  • faith based initiatives ftw!

  • ohio has a bunch of pregnant teenagers and every one of them is for sale if you give their father 2 bucks

  • Man, Forrest Gump wouldnt be that stupid...

  • That is SOOOOOOOO true!! I have questionable morals and openly admit it...and I never preach that your morals are in danger. Cause I know I don't pose a threat to them.

  • when Cenk gave his name, I immediately thought of the guy who wrote "Don't Worry, Be Happy". then i remembered that was Bobby McFadden.

  • i mean Bobby McFarrin, jeez.

  • Sounds like Eliot Spitzer, Asshole DA/Governor using tax money for high end sluts.. But no charges for the hypocrite DA

  • Do those people really believe in god? I mean don't they believe that god knows every thought in their head..so how can you preach this way and then act the complete other way.

    Doesn't that mean hell for them? But they do it anyway so what does that say about their ''faith''?

    Damn them! Damn them to hell I say! May god strike them now! Damn hypocrites

  • Please tell me how fooling a girl that you want a serious relationship with her while all you want to do is fuck her is more humane than just being honest and paying for what you want, sex.

  • Lulz Funny how the crazy's Always do some crap like that

  • And just like I see it posted on here all the time you cannot judge a group of people by a few Yea you have the Ted Haggards of the the world but you have Martin Luther King along the same string.

  • Haggard buying meth from a gay prostitute is like if MLK bought meth from KKK members, which i don't believe ever happened.

  • I dont think you can really condemn the whole group of religious people because the point of religion is to strive to be the best you can be but realizing that you do still have that "human" element. Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone commits to something but slip up along the way. To act like just cause people commit to a faith that they cannot have missteps is ridiculous and really expecting too much out of "humans".

  • GOP off the planet! NOW!

  • When are the social conservatives going to realize they are being sodomized by the right?

  • prostitution should be legal, weed too

    minor prostitution should of course be illegal but if you're 18 and over... fuck it!

  • .. or do you mean if "it" is 18 and over fuck "it"? I agree with your point though. We already have legalized prostitution. Only, they have to do it with that one person. They call it marriage. Marriage sucks. B/c the real fucking doesnt start until the divorce proceedings. And the courts decide who(m) gets fucked. legalized Prostitution would reduce:divorces,abortions;dome­stic violence;STD's;drug-abuse;rape­;child rape and abuse. But then the courts would lose business.

  • Well, I'd say that was the same thing. You can say you and I are "friends" but if you never talk to me or spend any time with me, I wouldn't say we were.

  • Agnostic? Athiest? Do not be intimidated by a bullying christian right. There is NO SHAME in denying the,"Faith" It is only socially stigmatic because the Religious right says it is. True faith denies the truly scientific and vice versa.

    There is no altering the beliefs of someone who is ultimately faithful, Yet! altering the beliefs of someone truly scientific is possible, plasible and needs only a provable theory that dispells or expounds upon a former scietific truth.

    Beauty!

  • Ok this is not funny anymore, shouldn't you people that live over there want to check out ALL these faith-heads people?

    "Any one who ever claims to be holier then thou, usually never are." - Penn Jillette.

  • HaHa!!

  • rule 1, never trust a christian...

  • No, that gotta be rule #2, cuz rule #1 is to hit people in the mouth.....amirit?

  • lols cenks totally is funny when he impersonates the priest..

  • Nah, I can do it waaay better. And Matt Stone and Tray parker are the masters.

  • If this wasn't so sad I'd laugh.

  • no one is making you watch

  • and no one is making you make silly comments.

  • "Accustom a people to believe that priests or any other class of men can forgive sins, and you will have sins in abundance." Thomas Paine 1797

  • I wish we had those kind of raffles in utah..lol

  • hell yea

  • @RadarKat73080

    The sheep are mesmerized by the Shepherd' s staff.

  • @TheRazorTongue "Is this not the carpenter's son?" Hammer time!

  • @RadarKat73080 jesus never existed u moron his story is copyright infringment from my god osiris

  • @planetx9009 Sorry. 

  • @RadarKat73080 yes i did

  • @RadarKat73080 jesus was cool like that

  • @geekforlifevandc He'd break his nose facepalming if he saw what his followers are doing!

  • @RadarKat73080 No he didn't.

  • @TheAbruptChin "The healthy have no need of a doctor, the ailing do." "Behold....a friend of tax collectors and sinners."

  • hookere are very obediant people when you give them money.

  • "hookere are very obediant people when you give them money."

    just about everyone will be obedient if you give them enough money ;)

  • Lando Calrissian wasn't.

  • :) ,,,,

  • Boohoo dude, shut up and eat your waffles.

  • How on Earth do you make that connection? Do you just think Wright every time you see something bad? Oh, theres a car crash!!! Goddamn Wright, can't you build a good car? Oh, a baby got kidnapped!! Wright, why do you allow kidnappers to run free? Fixation like that is sooooooo unhealthy.

  • Really? Now we're on to Katrina. Do you sit up at night thinking of things to blame on 'lefties'? Funny thing about the FEDERAL Flood Control Act that gave control of the levies to the Army Corps of Engineers. IT WAS FEDERAL, GENIUS. In addition, a federal state of emergency requires federally run programs, which failed. And, Bush showed no leadership as the nation's top executive. And, FEMA admits they were not prepared, bringing into question Bush's appointment of Brownie, yet another

  • example of his appointing to important federal positions of incompetents who have been loyal to him in the past. Also, the recovery was fucked. There, yes, Blanco refused some form of federal help, just like Mississippi's governor also did. Does that excuse the President and the federal offices he oversees from their role. You might be suprised to know that it doesn't.  Oh, and I forgot: Rev. Wright, how dare you bring this hurricane on us.

  • I didn't bring the hurricane on your guys, but I'll admit You did a good job and you are well-informed about your defense and i respect that.

    for the past eight years, Bush and Congress is destroying bit by bit from the inside out.

    And now that the bush era is over, idk if Obama is able to get this country together.

    I can only hope, but this hope is diminishing and this 850 billion dollar stimulus package is not the complete answer

  • what s wrong with being a marxist retard?

  • Not all retards are marxists, you Lennonist NAZI!!

    Lennonist? YES! Imagine there's no retards.....it's easy if you're NOT RETARDED.

    DOn't reply to this - I'm just bored and shit stirring.

  • mmmm... ok

  • The Zagat's survey for hos!?! As a chef that warms my heart LOL.

  • legalize prostitution!

  • and this is why the US government needs to start ENFORCING the seperation of church and state. These people are getting paid to be hypocrits.

  • GOP clowns!

  • You stumble on words like "sex" "prostitute" etc.

    It seems you're uncomfortable saying it. o.o Dunno.

  • OMG it don't get funny than that!

  • Sounds better than craigslist

  • Wonderful story very funny...

  • HAHAHA

  • Simply Fantastic.

  • About the only ways left to make money in Ohio is to be a hooker, a pimp or a faith-based initiative.

  • At 1:15 I actually clapped.

    What is that familiar taste? ah yes...

    Sweet Sweet irony.

  • priceless.

  • LOL

  • "the strong and faithful are not daunted by stories like these"

    So, even though stories like this prove that religious faith is no guarantor of moral behavior (even though that is its entire reason for being), you people still hold on to your proven-useless religious faith?

    And you're proud of that?

  • What I'm saying is that you can't let a couple bad apples represent the whole lot of apples, many of these types of faiths have not been proven false, so as long as there's a chance it may be true, as long as they're not hurting others (which it's not), why be against those who pursue it? Studies show that the religious and faithful live healthier happier lives.

  • That could be true, but "christians" are the worst about judging the entire lot based on a couple bad apples. Case in point: Prop 8. Just because a couple people were out of line, they take a whole page in the NYT to condemn each and every gay person as violent and destructive.

  • "so as long as there's a chance it may be true, as long as they're not hurting others (which it's not)...." Except, you know, the 17-year-old prostitutes having their sexual skills reviewed by God-fearing men after being raped by them, or gay teenagers being told they'll burn in hell for falling in love.

    "Studies show that the religious and faithful live healthier happier lives." That's just pure bullshit.

  • You have a point, I consider myself a liberal Catholic, and I'm by no means one of those hardcore Christians out there, so I don't quite take the bible too literally. I don't believe gay teenagers would necessarily burn in hell, but that God would ultimately make the fair decision (that's why we're not to judge, we don't know the complete reality) I take the good intent out of the bible and make it my own.

  • It shouldn't be too hard to believe that the pious live healthier happier lives. I assure you, the feeling that you get from the epiphany of finally making sense of the world, to finally find something to put it all together, is simply amazing. Pure euphoria.

  • "I assure you, the feeling that you get from the epiphany of finally making sense of the world, to finally find something to put it all together, is simply amazing. Pure euphoria."

    Dude, you have GOT to try dropping some acid then. It, like, totally opens up your mind, and you see how the world REALLY is, man. It's amazing.

    And when the squares tell you that there really are no spiders crawling under your skin, don't believe them, man, 'cause they just don't KNOW, you know?

  • True, we're all sinners, we're not perfect so just because we identify with a certain faith doesn't mean we actually follow it to the hilt. It's an indication that we're trying to be a certain way. It's better than renouncing it isn't it? How many times have you tried to do something but failed miserably, or all those people who have new year resolutions, but fail miserably in like 2 weeks.

  • How convenient! A Gov't employee goes out and gets a list of hookers and Johns and puts it all online. All involved should be shot for being idiots. LMAO!!!

  • figures another ted haggard at least he wasn't hard core on drugs, but fucking a 17 year old is sad.

  • Holy shit! I live in Columbus! What a fucking disgrace!

  • Faith Based Initiatives should be ENDED. They WASTE money. "Faith Based" can mean devil worshippers just as it can mean catholics or jews. NONE of them should be involved in government.

  • Hey is always the religious people doing these thinks lol.. yea non religious do it to.. but at least they don't claim to be holy

  • i meant Why not hey!!

  • ya gotta love it..

  • Cenk, you're hilarious.

  • That's not as obscene as what we've been getting for the past 8 years.

  • it always the most repressed who end up being the most freakiest of degenerate!

  • How can a government agency be based on faith? That is the really obscene part.

  • The title was botched.

  • Ok, I'm from Ohio and didn't know about this.

  • i hate it when that happens.

  • lol

  • lol figures

  • Hypocrisy is the exact word to explain religious and conservative people in America.

  • i agree

  • And now let's hear some stupid Christian "no-true-Scotsman" apology.

  • LOL figures religion is a SCAM 100%

  • Those devious, perverted republicans ALWAYS hide behind their bibles!!!!

  • True, but Strickland was a Democrat, so McFadden probably is too. In this time of post-Bush healing, lets remember Democrats can also be lying s.o.b.s.

  • Lying son of bitches..true. You got that right. But at least they cheat on their wives with women (yes ms lewinsky was butt booty ugly i know lol) & blast people in public for doing what they do in the dark.

  • Remember, you pay her to leave

  • Ha man Cenk should do just like a 5 minute shot of his "praise this, praise that" bit at 1:32.

  • Thank you thank you thank you TYT! Great broadcast hehe

  • I'm just trying to anticipate his defense here: It doesn't really matter whether he was employing these young ladies or converting them to Christianity. Either way, somebody got screwed.

  • You gotta love it man! The irony!

  • Fuck religion.

  • I live in OH and that is FUCKED UP!

  • Religious people are likely the freakiest people on earth. Just because they have to spend all day pretending to be this perfect citizen. So when they get home they're ready to snort some cocaine, bang some kiddies, and tap their feet in a restroom so they can receive a glory hole from another dude.

  • yeah and then ask their god for forgiveness and it makes everything better. they're a sad lot, all of them.

  • Robert is pretty awesome.

  • LOL

  • BTW Ted Strickland is a Dem, just to clear that up... although I can't figure out what Robert is.

  • They use Christianity to manipulate Christians, they're aren't real Christians at all.

  • There's no such thing as a "real christian" or "real muslim" or whatever; You're all delusional.

  • That's stupid, no matter if you believe in something or nothing all humans are delusional by nature, including you and me =D.

  • Speak for yourself..

    To believe in something U can't PROVE is REAL/FACTUAL & yet, "Reject" something that has undeniable & irrefutable evidence supporting it because it contradicts your belief & U can't DISPROVE it, is INDEED delusional..

    If there was an unproven scientific theory that answered some phenomena & then discoveries are made that DISPROVED that theory, Would U accept the discoveries, experiment results or would U reject the experiments because they contradicted the theory?

  • amen blackadam (no pun intended lol!)

  • discoveries are made in a delusional fashion. What we learn in life is theories of people on top of their theories of someone else on top of that, and they are constantly changing till this day.

    Do you actually have any proof or will the proof change over time, yet we have to act like these discoveries are true for our purposes.

    So therefore we have to be delusional to move on in our lives.

    On the topic of universe creation we are all delusional anyways.

  • Do I have any proof? That's the challenge U should be asking of yourself! LOL!!

    I'm not the one advocating this particular disposition..

    FACT is ALWAYS better than "faith". When FACTS are present, "faith" aint necessary. Faith is "belief" in UNVERIFIED thought & U can't PROVE faith or belief in ANYTHING, without FACTUAL, TANGIBLE evidence..

  • I'm not talking about a fact to faith basis if that is what your argument is based on. The way we set up our system of laws, what is right and what is wrong and what we discover and the proofs that we use to defend these positions. If you are not dilusional you would know that we can only tell if something is false. that means that something that is true is just something that works till proved otherwise. Facts are used to locate the theory or argument that wouldn't be negated by them.

  • hahahahahahahahaha...........p­eople amaze me at times.

  • lol

  • This is absolutely repulsive!!!!!!

    Anyone know the url of this website??

  • HAHAHA!

    No thumbs up for that? C'mon people, that's comedy gold!

  • Ahh yes, the right pulls off another one. And they wonder why people don't respect them.

  • i agree, but it is amazing how many people in this country still rally behind them, the same type of people that would drink purple kool-aid.

  • 1 million percent true.

  • Religion and its negative actions do not surprise me.

    And I'm directing this to all religions, not just one.

  • ANOTHER, I REPEAT!!!!! ANOTHER!!!!! FUCKING REPUBLICAN SEXUAL DEVIANT!!!!!

    hey GOP, keep churning them out guys....i mean, do you have to be a closet homo, pedophile or criminal to be a republican politician or religious leader?

    every one of these motherfuckers turn out to be crooks, its straight up mind-boggling

  • Hey, come on... Let's not get carried away. This is a major step forward for the Christian man of faith and family values.

    They's evolved out of the bathroom stall at least, and we should give credit here.

  • I don't know if the guy was a "deviant" per say but it just goes to show you (us) that the "morally good" aren't exactly as "morally good" as they would have you believe.

    Religion is a scam and a cover up for most Right Wing politicians.

    Nothing new here.

  • it just pisses me off though that they hide behind it, then when you get a truly good religious person like Jimmy Carter, a man that is walks the walk as far as being a true christian and does so many good things, and because he is a liberal, they fucking tear him a new ass every chance they get, its amazing

  • Umm, I kind of agree with you, but Strickland was a Democrat, so there's a good chance his appointees are too.

  • 6th!!!

  • How can you be that stupid?

  • that's just stupid...these people are idiots...

  • republicans are mostly disgusting

  • How many more of these "religious zealot is actually a pervert" stories do we have to hear before they stop being ironic and we start seeing a real connection?

  • very good point

  • crazy world!

  • at least you didnt say "first" like the other idiots

  • Amen. Someone, get my good man here a fuckin' beer.

  • typing 'first' would be the last thing on my mind... :P

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