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  • 3:09 was fucking excellent XD

  • Bloody brilliant !

  • YES! Send this to BioWare! There's still time to change the game!

  • guys voicing the animated part

    Department head- Lyle-from Sanity not included

    Guy at the laptop-Steve from Top-10 FTW

    Miranda being punched in the face- Dexter Manning-also from sanity not included

    hilariousness cast Choices fellas

  • 2:05 It's the Ebon Hawk from KotoR!

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  • instead of the apple picture its a ball sack on the laptop

  • Pssh. Fuck this vid. Did Shepherd not also boot a docile (albeit uncooperative) mercenary out a window to fall screaming to his death? Shepherd does not discriminate in ass kicking. The punch scene isn't about sexism or putting women down, it's about taking the piss out of some arrogant yuppie who took advantage of a difficult decision to question Shepherd's loyalties.

  • ITS UBERHAXORNOVA!

  • did anyone else notice that it went from 4:22 straight to 4:24, it skipped 4:23

  • beautiful just beautiful

  • i fine this sexist, he didnt tell her, to get back in the kitchen

  • I love the Ebon Hawk on the table. :D

  • so what'd you know? this is exactly how it turned out

  • You can punch her in mass effect 1 aswell..

  • I'm a women, and I find this funny as tits.

  • 2:26 is that heavy's laugh

  • 61 women disliked this

  • @FuryFireMovies 61 women and 1 guy who have to agree with his girlfrind

  • 2:13 LOL

  • i find this very sexist! if you can punch a man for being a dumb cunt then equality demands you can punch a woman for being a dumb cunt too!

  • I'd play that game if I could beat EVERYBODY in the face just because I didn't like them... Is it possible to mod it to do that? :o

  • 4:00 heart of courage by two steps to hell most epic indeed

  • Misogyny: A male doing anything that any female could possibly take offense to, even if gender was completely irrelevant to the action... apparently.

  • The humor of this video is truly impressive.

  • thanks for spoiling ME3 for me.

  • "Character Development!"

  • Hahahaha! I laughed so hard at the part where he's dancing. It's like, the trailer is all serious and everybody's punching someone and the awesome music is playing in the background to get you pumped and then out of nowhere they're dancing in a club. That was just too funny. And well, I disliked Miranda ever since she got mad at me for taking Jack's side. I mean Jack can be pretty.....well........ya know....rude....mean etc. But Miranda can too.

  • But, but it isn't Misogynist... it has nothing to do with her being female, it has to do with her being a reporter! Male or female I would punch that snake tongued bastard/bitch for trying to slander me.

  • um, no. its what not sexist or mysoganist. you can punch men too. you kill men only. if you want equality - punch women and men!!!

  • This is ludicrous. You could do all kinds of brutal and messed-up stuff in Mass Effect, if you so desire. Most of your victims (some of them almost completely innocent, if you play as a renegade) will be male. Punching a semi-rude reporter is nowhere near the worst thing, regardless of gender.

    Misogyny = hatred of women, no? This part of the game shows only Shepard's annoyance with the particular reporter, no greater despise of women on part of Bioware.

  • @NeverSTFUproductions Yeah, its a joke

  • @NeverSTFUproductions

    Of course it is ludicrous...

    It's a joke.

  • Keeping it real

  • Lol Ebon Hawk on the table, nice touch,

  • wow I'd love a game like that of pure misogyny, it's just too much fun beating women!

  • This was amazing.

  • 4:11 Awkward Effect

  • The Mass Effect series, keeping women in the kitchen since 2007.

  • they can beat any woman they want, long as it's not tali :3

  • @ODSTtrooper118 Well, she IS an alien, not sure if she even registers into that.

  • @ODSTtrooper118 Talis a Freak

  • Punching her in the face was definitely necessary. I wish she was pregnant so I could see Shepard give her a Falcon Punch Abortion.

  • I'm not sexist but I have a sense of humour and find this funny.

  • I wish Lyle was head of bioware, therefore he`d be here in Edmonton, and I could stalk him....more than I can now.

  • men need women...... to make more men, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Why is Stephen the Lesbian in the side bar?

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  • Great animation Lyle. You should animated SNI and gave Spazzy a break.

  • Is it wrong that I find this funny?

  • Is it normal for me to have an orgasm to this video?

  • -character development...-

  • NO NOVA!!!!!!!!SHEPARD YOU SON OF A SUCK DICK!!!

  • damn you nail the voice of shepard

  • seems like street fighter chode on newgrounds...lol

  • Charactur developmenttttt hahahahaha

  • 2:50

    watching my mom and dad argue is mass effect 2? Sweet!

  • If this was a game beating woman every guy would win no doubt

  • Nobody noticed the Ebon Hawk on the table at

    2:06

    ?

    You Know the ship from Starwars KotOR 1 and 2? You know what? Forget it! Jus-JUST FUCKING FORGET IT!!

    (Go's off to cry in a corner...)

  • @CrimsonJagwire (Hugs in a totally homosexual way)

    It's okay bro. I saw it too.

  • @CrimsonJagwire

    HOLY FUCK! I played star wars kotor 1 4 hours last night...that is it...it must represent the fact star wars kotor and mass effect are very similar, including carth and kaidan who are the same voice actors.

  • Which sanity was that in?

  • @TheShadowbladz Its not in any.

  • LOL

  • 50 women watched this video and didn't read the description.

  • This made me laugh way too much than it should've.

  • sexist jokes and TSFH, what a great day it is today...

  • If the reporter had been a man people wouldn't mind... and that's sexist. Women aren't helpless beings.

  • @glodlamp I don't condone any sort of violence except in self-defense and war situations. I don't think he had a legitimate reason to hit her, but ignoring that fact, here is what I think:

    If the person he punched was equally his size, it wouldn't be a big deal. Women are not helpless, but most of us are not physically equal.

    If he had hit a woman who was equally as big and physically strong as him, I wouldn't have minded. However, she wouldn't have landed on the floor like a ragdoll either.

  • @BDSandM I see your point, well put.

  • @BDSandM its a fucking game you goddamn loser, its NOT REAL LIFE

  • @69iambecomedeath89 Really? I had no idea.

    I would go with that same excuse too, but unfortunately, the portrayal of women in video games is the portrayal of them in real life. Are you a woman? Do you know what it's like to be a woman? Do you know what it's like to be a woman who plays video games? Do you know what it's like to be a woman who is harassed by men on Ventrilo or at conventions?

    I do.

  • @BDSandM If you don't like it, then don't go on Ventrilo or go to conventions.

  • @tk0192 Suck my dick.

  • @BDSandM Nty.

  • Sexism Behind the Music

    Anonymous is Hispanic-ish

    Lyle Adam Kovic Heterosexual Partners in Crime

    Ahhhh, the the Tags are hilarious.

  • totally unrealistic, miranda's boobs are WAY bigger

  • 2:53 Y U NO HAS SOUND FILE DOWNLOAD!?

  • 2nd playthrough:

    Good Side: Nah...

    Bad Side: Maybe...

    Punch everyone: FUCK YAH!

  • Anyone else notice the ship from KOTOR?

  • Who else got the latest Smosh video as a Ad?

  • i'd rather beat jack., that bitch has it comming...

  • @ertyuiopsnake

    she so does...

  • @ertyuiopsnake what's wrong with jack???

  • @dudeapokemon she's a bitch

  • @ertyuiopsnake with good reason :/

  • @ertyuiopsnake And she's ugly as shit.

  • "the name's a pimp name shepard, no, not just sheppard, yes the whole thang, and yes every time. no need for tha comander, just call me a pimp name shepard"

  • I take it if this was about beating Tali then there would be INSANE amounts of dislikes for this video. XD

  • *character development

    

  • Mass Effect 5: Surprise Abortions

  • Shepard: "Only a real men...BEAT UP A HELPLESS CHILD!"

  • What song 3:53?

  • @Jostipi some tthing od metal gear solid

  • It's funny because nerds don't assert their male dominance.

  • 2:23

    Heavy's laugh?

  • the 44 dislikes were Women...

  • I just love bitch slapping some sense into people whether it be male or female. There needs to a be a montage of bitch slapping in video games.

  • I would like to see if they could do that with Jack.

  • why you hit nova

  • FAAALCOOOON PUUUUUNCH

  • @SpaceMonkey1900 Are you 12? That's obviously a bitch slap.

  • @dingumfCallofDuty or pimp

  • wtf khail is hispanic-ish look @ the tags

  • ... Epic...

  • Mass affect 4: beating a helpless child.

  • @riquelmeteen Death to babehs

    

  • @Lelouch615 lelooooouuuuuuuuuuchhhhhh

  • @riquelmeteen pre order now and get a exclusive dlc code for squall leonhart to *insert dex quote here*

  • @riquelmeteen Only a real man beats up a helpless child! =)

  • I love the Throne of Bhaal thingie in the background!

    Baldurs Gate = still the best game EVER!

  • Al Jilani: Final boss of Mass Effect 3. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.

  • Can anyone tell me what that epic music is called that starts playing at 3:40? thanks!

  • @pbhenry heart of courage, by two steps from hell

  • bioware owns my soul

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  • Isn't beating Miranda a paragon action? Why is it on the renegade side?

  • @lespartahara lol best report ever you my sir deserve an A++++++ (+goes on forever) XD

  • I showed that clip for a research report at school once. My report was about game writing and I used that clip as an example of some dialogue. My teacher's face was like :O For 20 minutes. Priceless.

  • Sooooo if you play as a female character....do you still do it with Miranda/Maranda? lol

  • @home95boy yes, but after that you punch her and yourself in the face. because you know, coz you have smelly vaginas

  • Bring back jade empire god dammit

  • anyone else notice the Ebon Hawk from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic on the meeting table?

  • @braddarz1 Damn, you beat me to asking that.

  • What is the name of the score that played at the end of the video?

  • @AlphaRed5 "AH AH AH!" - by: Some Boring Classical Score.

  • 43 people have smelly virginas

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  • I like the part where they punched Miranda in the face. Stupid ho deserved it lol

  • @halfmastmutiny you are a disgusting person who only talks filth.Would you like to be my friend? XD

  • @DonELJ Yay, internet friends! :D

  • Why is this related to "Free Life" & Rock Climbing

  • *raises pimp hand*

  • The right COSE of action

  • sexism is bad

  • "please feel free to start a flame war" ! xD

  • Notice Jack wasn't a part of it. Why? She'd tear your balls off in a second

  • In gears 3 you stab a woman in the chest

  • Lol he has a ballsack computer

  • YEAH IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!

  • Is the logo on his computer a ball sack?! lol

  • h...h....h...heavy?!

  • Character Development.

  • Archangel at the end made me...nevermind

  • the fuck? whats the woman NOT doing in the kitchen?

    2:15

  • 2:27 Heavy's laugh 0_0

  • You've improved Lyle

    Nice animation

  • (breaths) charecter devlopment XD

  • EQUAL RIGHTS BITCH!!!!

  • I HEARD HEAVY LAUGHING

  • Until now more than 1,000,000 male characters were killed in video games but when 1 woman get punched gently people make noise?! XD

    btw. good vid.

  • why was heavy laughing in the backround ?^^

  • 2:03 that...

  • Asari would be immune right? They aren't specifically female but they do have girly parts, and they must work or...uhh...sex...unn...mindfuc­k...brain...hurt...

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  • Weren't you able to punch her in the first one?

  • women: whats a good comeback for when a man tells me to get him a sandwich

    man: you better come back with a goddamn sandwich

  • xDDDD

  • I'm surprised by the lack of clips using friendly fire cheats. XD

  • Hehe...this is kinda fucked.

  • I want the exit song does anybody know what it is called?

  • When i say i want to Hit more women i didn't mean that way

  • Heh.. beating women's funny...

  • Fuck EA -.-

  • GAH SPOILER ALERT GOD!!!

  • woman: "I'm a woman and I have rights"

    man: "hahahahahahah....oh you're serious.....HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH­AHA!!!!!"

    (This is meant to be a joke and not to offend anyone, because sexist humor is sometimes funny.)

  • I'm a woman and I think people get too fucking offended by ANYTHING.

  • @LottieHansis I love you

  • @LottieHansis We need more women like you in this world.

  • @LottieHansis indeed

  • I almost feel bad about laughing at the woman beating parts but.... Oh wait... I don't :D

  • I like how theres a big horoic speech from shepard but all hes doing is havin sex and dancin and goofin off xD

  • I love how Shepard's, Garrus's, and Jacob's voices are all fairly good imitations of the real thing, and then Miranda is just like "EESQUEALWEWEAERA"