Pssh. Fuck this vid. Did Shepherd not also boot a docile (albeit uncooperative) mercenary out a window to fall screaming to his death? Shepherd does not discriminate in ass kicking. The punch scene isn't about sexism or putting women down, it's about taking the piss out of some arrogant yuppie who took advantage of a difficult decision to question Shepherd's loyalties.
Hahahaha! I laughed so hard at the part where he's dancing. It's like, the trailer is all serious and everybody's punching someone and the awesome music is playing in the background to get you pumped and then out of nowhere they're dancing in a club. That was just too funny. And well, I disliked Miranda ever since she got mad at me for taking Jack's side. I mean Jack can be pretty.....well........ya know....rude....mean etc. But Miranda can too.
But, but it isn't Misogynist... it has nothing to do with her being female, it has to do with her being a reporter! Male or female I would punch that snake tongued bastard/bitch for trying to slander me.
This is ludicrous. You could do all kinds of brutal and messed-up stuff in Mass Effect, if you so desire. Most of your victims (some of them almost completely innocent, if you play as a renegade) will be male. Punching a semi-rude reporter is nowhere near the worst thing, regardless of gender.
Misogyny = hatred of women, no? This part of the game shows only Shepard's annoyance with the particular reporter, no greater despise of women on part of Bioware.
men need women...... to make more men, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY FUCK! I played star wars kotor 1 4 hours last night...that is it...it must represent the fact star wars kotor and mass effect are very similar, including carth and kaidan who are the same voice actors.
@glodlamp I don't condone any sort of violence except in self-defense and war situations. I don't think he had a legitimate reason to hit her, but ignoring that fact, here is what I think:
If the person he punched was equally his size, it wouldn't be a big deal. Women are not helpless, but most of us are not physically equal.
If he had hit a woman who was equally as big and physically strong as him, I wouldn't have minded. However, she wouldn't have landed on the floor like a ragdoll either.
I would go with that same excuse too, but unfortunately, the portrayal of women in video games is the portrayal of them in real life. Are you a woman? Do you know what it's like to be a woman? Do you know what it's like to be a woman who plays video games? Do you know what it's like to be a woman who is harassed by men on Ventrilo or at conventions?
"the name's a pimp name shepard, no, not just sheppard, yes the whole thang, and yes every time. no need for tha comander, just call me a pimp name shepard"
I showed that clip for a research report at school once. My report was about game writing and I used that clip as an example of some dialogue. My teacher's face was like :O For 20 minutes. Priceless.
Asari would be immune right? They aren't specifically female but they do have girly parts, and they must work or...uhh...sex...unn...mindfuck...brain...hurt...
3:09 was fucking excellent XD
davelikescake1 7 hours ago
Bloody brilliant !
TrollogyExpert 9 hours ago
YES! Send this to BioWare! There's still time to change the game!
Jaskatzu 9 hours ago
guys voicing the animated part
Department head- Lyle-from Sanity not included
Guy at the laptop-Steve from Top-10 FTW
Miranda being punched in the face- Dexter Manning-also from sanity not included
hilariousness cast Choices fellas
Stebow1990 22 hours ago
2:05 It's the Ebon Hawk from KotoR!
Sporeadam 2 days ago
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GoStReKoN 3 days ago
instead of the apple picture its a ball sack on the laptop
SgtTankDempsey 3 days ago
Pssh. Fuck this vid. Did Shepherd not also boot a docile (albeit uncooperative) mercenary out a window to fall screaming to his death? Shepherd does not discriminate in ass kicking. The punch scene isn't about sexism or putting women down, it's about taking the piss out of some arrogant yuppie who took advantage of a difficult decision to question Shepherd's loyalties.
DarkJakable 4 days ago
ITS UBERHAXORNOVA!
TopBurger239 5 days ago
did anyone else notice that it went from 4:22 straight to 4:24, it skipped 4:23
MSTBOVERKILLS 5 days ago
beautiful just beautiful
assassincreed26 1 week ago 3
i fine this sexist, he didnt tell her, to get back in the kitchen
Darkness19Z 1 week ago
I love the Ebon Hawk on the table. :D
TheDaftCaptain 1 week ago
so what'd you know? this is exactly how it turned out
NerfFPSRussia 1 week ago
You can punch her in mass effect 1 aswell..
klaridon 1 week ago
I'm a women, and I find this funny as tits.
Buriedwithdrawingpad 1 week ago
2:26 is that heavy's laugh
47no 1 week ago
61 women disliked this
FuryFireMovies 1 week ago
@FuryFireMovies 61 women and 1 guy who have to agree with his girlfrind
korarsh 1 week ago
2:13 LOL
SirGarjelBlah 2 weeks ago
i find this very sexist! if you can punch a man for being a dumb cunt then equality demands you can punch a woman for being a dumb cunt too!
THEJMANRULZ 2 weeks ago 28
I'd play that game if I could beat EVERYBODY in the face just because I didn't like them... Is it possible to mod it to do that? :o
TheAnonymousSeeker 2 weeks ago
4:00 heart of courage by two steps to hell most epic indeed
Iseex3 2 weeks ago
Misogyny: A male doing anything that any female could possibly take offense to, even if gender was completely irrelevant to the action... apparently.
Oicurmtoyoy 2 weeks ago
The humor of this video is truly impressive.
Articmoon77 2 weeks ago
thanks for spoiling ME3 for me.
OutoftheblueNinja 3 weeks ago
"Character Development!"
iOnlySignIn 3 weeks ago 3
Hahahaha! I laughed so hard at the part where he's dancing. It's like, the trailer is all serious and everybody's punching someone and the awesome music is playing in the background to get you pumped and then out of nowhere they're dancing in a club. That was just too funny. And well, I disliked Miranda ever since she got mad at me for taking Jack's side. I mean Jack can be pretty.....well........ya know....rude....mean etc. But Miranda can too.
Miyasha89 3 weeks ago
But, but it isn't Misogynist... it has nothing to do with her being female, it has to do with her being a reporter! Male or female I would punch that snake tongued bastard/bitch for trying to slander me.
MagicianFaustXI 3 weeks ago
um, no. its what not sexist or mysoganist. you can punch men too. you kill men only. if you want equality - punch women and men!!!
MrZoider 3 weeks ago
This is ludicrous. You could do all kinds of brutal and messed-up stuff in Mass Effect, if you so desire. Most of your victims (some of them almost completely innocent, if you play as a renegade) will be male. Punching a semi-rude reporter is nowhere near the worst thing, regardless of gender.
Misogyny = hatred of women, no? This part of the game shows only Shepard's annoyance with the particular reporter, no greater despise of women on part of Bioware.
NeverSTFUproductions 4 weeks ago 2
@NeverSTFUproductions Yeah, its a joke
xdarkherox93 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@NeverSTFUproductions
Of course it is ludicrous...
It's a joke.
acamp1995 3 weeks ago
Keeping it real
MGmexican 1 month ago
Lol Ebon Hawk on the table, nice touch,
UheReasin 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
wow I'd love a game like that of pure misogyny, it's just too much fun beating women!
hellomoto75 1 month ago
This was amazing.
SuckerGamer 1 month ago
4:11 Awkward Effect
Themingemoblie 1 month ago
The Mass Effect series, keeping women in the kitchen since 2007.
MyREV3NGE 1 month ago
they can beat any woman they want, long as it's not tali :3
ODSTtrooper118 1 month ago 72
@ODSTtrooper118 Well, she IS an alien, not sure if she even registers into that.
Jordanationalismtion 2 weeks ago
@ODSTtrooper118 Talis a Freak
MrFoxyDemon 2 weeks ago
Punching her in the face was definitely necessary. I wish she was pregnant so I could see Shepard give her a Falcon Punch Abortion.
illustriouschin 1 month ago
I'm not sexist but I have a sense of humour and find this funny.
superiodity 1 month ago
I wish Lyle was head of bioware, therefore he`d be here in Edmonton, and I could stalk him....more than I can now.
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men need women...... to make more men, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Darkgon101 2 months ago
Why is Stephen the Lesbian in the side bar?
just2have1account 2 months ago
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Nougat341 2 months ago
Great animation Lyle. You should animated SNI and gave Spazzy a break.
christon0123 2 months ago
Is it wrong that I find this funny?
FanimusMaximus 2 months ago
Is it normal for me to have an orgasm to this video?
krawlerfy23 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
-character development...-
Rahman413 2 months ago
NO NOVA!!!!!!!!SHEPARD YOU SON OF A SUCK DICK!!!
vzik2 2 months ago
damn you nail the voice of shepard
BeRsErKeR16 3 months ago
seems like street fighter chode on newgrounds...lol
quinnman89 3 months ago
Charactur developmenttttt hahahahaha
TheChosenWolf 3 months ago
2:50
watching my mom and dad argue is mass effect 2? Sweet!
AgentX7Y 3 months ago 3
If this was a game beating woman every guy would win no doubt
Harybooty2011 3 months ago
Nobody noticed the Ebon Hawk on the table at
2:06
?
You Know the ship from Starwars KotOR 1 and 2? You know what? Forget it! Jus-JUST FUCKING FORGET IT!!
(Go's off to cry in a corner...)
CrimsonJagwire 3 months ago
@CrimsonJagwire (Hugs in a totally homosexual way)
It's okay bro. I saw it too.
IMadeAFunny123 3 months ago
@CrimsonJagwire
HOLY FUCK! I played star wars kotor 1 4 hours last night...that is it...it must represent the fact star wars kotor and mass effect are very similar, including carth and kaidan who are the same voice actors.
AgentX7Y 3 months ago
Which sanity was that in?
TheShadowbladz 3 months ago
@TheShadowbladz Its not in any.
RenegadeDiggle 3 months ago
LOL
freemanian2027 3 months ago
50 women watched this video and didn't read the description.
minikoeganisegg 3 months ago
This made me laugh way too much than it should've.
kfijatass 3 months ago
sexist jokes and TSFH, what a great day it is today...
DaBurntToaster 3 months ago
If the reporter had been a man people wouldn't mind... and that's sexist. Women aren't helpless beings.
glodlamp 3 months ago
@glodlamp I don't condone any sort of violence except in self-defense and war situations. I don't think he had a legitimate reason to hit her, but ignoring that fact, here is what I think:
If the person he punched was equally his size, it wouldn't be a big deal. Women are not helpless, but most of us are not physically equal.
If he had hit a woman who was equally as big and physically strong as him, I wouldn't have minded. However, she wouldn't have landed on the floor like a ragdoll either.
BDSandM 1 month ago
@BDSandM I see your point, well put.
glodlamp 1 month ago
@BDSandM its a fucking game you goddamn loser, its NOT REAL LIFE
69iambecomedeath89 1 month ago
@69iambecomedeath89 Really? I had no idea.
I would go with that same excuse too, but unfortunately, the portrayal of women in video games is the portrayal of them in real life. Are you a woman? Do you know what it's like to be a woman? Do you know what it's like to be a woman who plays video games? Do you know what it's like to be a woman who is harassed by men on Ventrilo or at conventions?
I do.
BDSandM 1 month ago
@BDSandM If you don't like it, then don't go on Ventrilo or go to conventions.
tk0192 1 month ago
@tk0192 Suck my dick.
BDSandM 1 month ago
@BDSandM Nty.
tk0192 1 month ago
Sexism Behind the Music
Anonymous is Hispanic-ish
Lyle Adam Kovic Heterosexual Partners in Crime
Ahhhh, the the Tags are hilarious.
Barderoth 3 months ago
totally unrealistic, miranda's boobs are WAY bigger
LDawgSagle44 3 months ago
2:53 Y U NO HAS SOUND FILE DOWNLOAD!?
GamerGoofy100 3 months ago
2nd playthrough:
Good Side: Nah...
Bad Side: Maybe...
Punch everyone: FUCK YAH!
GuiltyGem 3 months ago
Anyone else notice the ship from KOTOR?
GlatorianGudrax 3 months ago
Who else got the latest Smosh video as a Ad?
UnrealKillerx7 3 months ago
i'd rather beat jack., that bitch has it comming...
ertyuiopsnake 4 months ago 114
@ertyuiopsnake
she so does...
AgentX7Y 3 months ago
@ertyuiopsnake what's wrong with jack???
dudeapokemon 1 month ago
@dudeapokemon she's a bitch
ertyuiopsnake 1 month ago
@ertyuiopsnake with good reason :/
dudeapokemon 1 month ago
@ertyuiopsnake And she's ugly as shit.
Bonno95 1 month ago
"the name's a pimp name shepard, no, not just sheppard, yes the whole thang, and yes every time. no need for tha comander, just call me a pimp name shepard"
namekman01 4 months ago
I take it if this was about beating Tali then there would be INSANE amounts of dislikes for this video. XD
TarielMaeda 4 months ago
*character development
karuspartan 4 months ago
Mass Effect 5: Surprise Abortions
CoCoSkol 4 months ago
Shepard: "Only a real men...BEAT UP A HELPLESS CHILD!"
willyan629 4 months ago
What song 3:53?
Jostipi 4 months ago
@Jostipi some tthing od metal gear solid
snake2065 3 months ago
It's funny because nerds don't assert their male dominance.
Stealthsuit07 4 months ago
2:23
Heavy's laugh?
AiSeeWunFurTee2K10 4 months ago
the 44 dislikes were Women...
Naramitzas 4 months ago
I just love bitch slapping some sense into people whether it be male or female. There needs to a be a montage of bitch slapping in video games.
dingumfCallofDuty 4 months ago
I would like to see if they could do that with Jack.
FanimusMaximus 4 months ago
why you hit nova
halomatic1234 4 months ago
FAAALCOOOON PUUUUUNCH
SpaceMonkey1900 4 months ago
@SpaceMonkey1900 Are you 12? That's obviously a bitch slap.
dingumfCallofDuty 4 months ago
@dingumfCallofDuty or pimp
SpaceMonkey1900 4 months ago
wtf khail is hispanic-ish look @ the tags
sheildon6 4 months ago
... Epic...
TheFXGuy 4 months ago
Mass affect 4: beating a helpless child.
riquelmeteen 4 months ago 171
@riquelmeteen Death to babehs
Lelouch615 4 months ago
@Lelouch615 lelooooouuuuuuuuuuchhhhhh
TheSpurs825 4 months ago
@riquelmeteen pre order now and get a exclusive dlc code for squall leonhart to *insert dex quote here*
Flapjizzle69 4 months ago
@riquelmeteen Only a real man beats up a helpless child! =)
KainSlash 4 months ago
I love the Throne of Bhaal thingie in the background!
Baldurs Gate = still the best game EVER!
itsTheKingslayer 4 months ago
Al Jilani: Final boss of Mass Effect 3. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.
ThreeSixXero 4 months ago
Can anyone tell me what that epic music is called that starts playing at 3:40? thanks!
pbhenry 4 months ago
@pbhenry heart of courage, by two steps from hell
TheDemianforever 4 months ago
bioware owns my soul
droid521 4 months ago
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MrMYsplode 4 months ago
Isn't beating Miranda a paragon action? Why is it on the renegade side?
kuledrumergie87 4 months ago
@lespartahara lol best report ever you my sir deserve an A++++++ (+goes on forever) XD
KILLINSINCE1997 4 months ago
I showed that clip for a research report at school once. My report was about game writing and I used that clip as an example of some dialogue. My teacher's face was like :O For 20 minutes. Priceless.
LeSpartahara 4 months ago
Sooooo if you play as a female character....do you still do it with Miranda/Maranda? lol
home95boy 4 months ago 2
@home95boy yes, but after that you punch her and yourself in the face. because you know, coz you have smelly vaginas
sargeras99 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
Bring back jade empire god dammit
TheDavidMshow 4 months ago
anyone else notice the Ebon Hawk from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic on the meeting table?
braddarz1 4 months ago
@braddarz1 Damn, you beat me to asking that.
Wildcat425B 4 months ago
What is the name of the score that played at the end of the video?
AlphaRed5 4 months ago
@AlphaRed5 "AH AH AH!" - by: Some Boring Classical Score.
TheXboxSmartass 4 months ago
43 people have smelly virginas
kickass2557 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Love the ballsack on the back of the laptop @1:45
ThePussyBusiness 4 months ago
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ThePussyBusiness 4 months ago
I like the part where they punched Miranda in the face. Stupid ho deserved it lol
halfmastmutiny 4 months ago
@halfmastmutiny you are a disgusting person who only talks filth.Would you like to be my friend? XD
DonELJ 4 months ago
@DonELJ Yay, internet friends! :D
halfmastmutiny 4 months ago
Why is this related to "Free Life" & Rock Climbing
TopaZProductions 4 months ago
*raises pimp hand*
grandsaga 4 months ago
The right COSE of action
problemofficer 4 months ago
sexism is bad
cookievampire113 4 months ago
"please feel free to start a flame war" ! xD
LOL787LOL 4 months ago
Notice Jack wasn't a part of it. Why? She'd tear your balls off in a second
bloodraven432 4 months ago
In gears 3 you stab a woman in the chest
superpredatorbros 4 months ago
Lol he has a ballsack computer
TheCubsfan8 4 months ago
YEAH IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!
Ghostgnads22 4 months ago
Is the logo on his computer a ball sack?! lol
ela1191 4 months ago
h...h....h...heavy?!
DoodDC1 4 months ago
Character Development.
BoyofmanyNames 4 months ago
Archangel at the end made me...nevermind
Glitch500X 4 months ago
the fuck? whats the woman NOT doing in the kitchen?
2:15
razoremblem 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
2:27 Heavy's laugh 0_0
The13austinst1 4 months ago 37
You've improved Lyle
Nice animation
christon0123 4 months ago
(breaths) charecter devlopment XD
Edgar53201 4 months ago
EQUAL RIGHTS BITCH!!!!
chitmar1 4 months ago
I HEARD HEAVY LAUGHING
nolyiscool 4 months ago
Until now more than 1,000,000 male characters were killed in video games but when 1 woman get punched gently people make noise?! XD
btw. good vid.
Retoon41 4 months ago
why was heavy laughing in the backround ?^^
Shetyre 4 months ago
2:03 that...
Ryu1bloodangel 4 months ago
Asari would be immune right? They aren't specifically female but they do have girly parts, and they must work or...uhh...sex...unn...mindfuck...brain...hurt...
MrSandwichBiznich 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
0:17 Oh my god he killed Nova! That Bastard!
MrSandwichBiznich 4 months ago
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MrSandwichBiznich 4 months ago
Weren't you able to punch her in the first one?
GTASACheater101 4 months ago
women: whats a good comeback for when a man tells me to get him a sandwich
man: you better come back with a goddamn sandwich
agoddamnname 4 months ago
xDDDD
LittleRedRussian 4 months ago
I'm surprised by the lack of clips using friendly fire cheats. XD
armegeddis 4 months ago
Hehe...this is kinda fucked.
Sparrow9873 4 months ago
I want the exit song does anybody know what it is called?
AwesumVloggin 4 months ago
When i say i want to Hit more women i didn't mean that way
staregineer 4 months ago
Heh.. beating women's funny...
jaufre14 4 months ago
Fuck EA -.-
DennisB01MC 4 months ago
GAH SPOILER ALERT GOD!!!
TheMegaNerd158 4 months ago
woman: "I'm a woman and I have rights"
man: "hahahahahahah....oh you're serious.....HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!"
(This is meant to be a joke and not to offend anyone, because sexist humor is sometimes funny.)
helix4811 4 months ago 53
I'm a woman and I think people get too fucking offended by ANYTHING.
LottieHansis 4 months ago 93
@LottieHansis I love you
scapelife 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Guitarmasterx7
@LottieHansis We need more women like you in this world.
ACEgrand629 4 months ago
@LottieHansis indeed
halflife103 4 months ago
I almost feel bad about laughing at the woman beating parts but.... Oh wait... I don't :D
Vavaldis 4 months ago
I like how theres a big horoic speech from shepard but all hes doing is havin sex and dancin and goofin off xD
111urnotme 4 months ago
I love how Shepard's, Garrus's, and Jacob's voices are all fairly good imitations of the real thing, and then Miranda is just like "EESQUEALWEWEAERA"
Erididanus 5 months ago