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  • The mom behind them in line at 16:58 is beautiful. I'm in love.

  • god....so funny

  • @larensa Enough with this "derp" shit. Yick.

  • LMAO @ "...you know because you haven't amounted to very much." what a friend Deacon is.

  • " I wanna ride Goliath" lmfao..................

  • Find someone who is German, and they have seen every episode of this sitcom.

  • @luckenbachtx haha that is true... i lived 11 years in germany and i watched the show everyday! now i am 17 and i still watch it... I live in the UK now... :)

  • I hate leahs lips

  • Carrie is ugly to me I hate her personality even more the condasending way she talks

  • Carrie's blonde friend from work is hot.

  • king of queens is wayyyy better then two and half men!

  • Patton Oswalt's tweet is the only reason I watched this.

  • I know Leah is just acting but man, she really makes me HATE Carrie in this episode. I mean.. HATE..

  • deniles not just a river in spain?? HAHA every word in that entire sentence is wrong LMAO

  • 20 bucks says the strawberry cones a dude

  • That's cutout spence in the beginning.

  • The Nile aint just a river in Spain, Carrie.

  • Whats with spence in the beginning,standing like a statue...

  • Your welcome for ur freedom

  • Great show

  • ha-ha-ha-hate myself!!! lmao!!

  • i think its a wax spence

    

  • "You said you were okay with being forty.."

    "Yeah, denial ain't just a river in spain, Carrie."

    XD Epic!

  • Patton, wake up!!!!

  • Love this show!

  • wheres patton?

  • why is Spencer standing still in the beginning?

  • i don't like carrie's headband with that outfit at 4:40... would look better without

  • haaaaaate myself!!!!!

  • I love this show because they don't have to say the "f word" or talk sexually every second just to try and be funny.

  • best actor in the world thumbs up :)

  • I never liked Leah Remini's character on this show. She always came off as a rather unpleasant person.

  • @snidelywhiplash just like every woman in every sitcom ever

  • lmfao @ 6:52 "I hate myself"

  • Move Patton! Move!

  • fantastic show!!

    

  • more like MOTIONLESS ROLLERCOASTER! DERP!

  • She's always shitting on his life when she's no better. At least he's happy. She ended up with someone she doesn't even respect that much.

  • patton is a silly goose and leah remini's breasts are wonderful.

  • @sadmachine agreed and agreed

  • Oh, and fuck Kevin James.

  • @fuglyJEW HOW DARE U

    go to hell!!!!!

    

  • Terrible show, but I give that first scene two penises up.

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  • Pause at 0:12

  • watching patton makes this scene hilarious

  • so unreal it looks like he was photoshopped into the backgaround

  • this show was just a paycheck to patton. i enjoyed this show in my teens but i've long grown out of shows like this. seinfeld is the only show with an audience still worth watching.

  • @pinkfloyd32389 you never get too old for comedy. im sure you are about 17-18 now, it´s the cocky age where teens think they know better and are grown up. you´ll get out of it soon, don´t worry

  • @jougetsu i've grown out of THIS BRAND of comedy. like i said, i still watch seinfeld and too many other shows to list. all i was saying was that i like the king of queens 90% less now than when i was 15 (7 years ago). i assure you i have not grown out of comedy all together, just shows like this. tastes change, i could be into golden girls next month for all i know.

  • @pinkfloyd32389 and i said, it doesn´t have to do anything with age, maturity, or the size of your penis.

    you´re implying that you´ve evolved because you´re watching seinfeld now instead of koq

  • @jougetsu And you're implying Seinfeld isn't just an all around stronger show. Which it is.

  • @insertatitle your assumption on my opinion is completely wrong. i´ve never compared them. learn to read, before you post, would have expected more from someone of your age.

  • @insertatitle JYO

  • @pinkfloyd32389 You've really matured these past several years. I remember when you used to LOVE this brand of low-brow comedy like the rest of us ignoramuses.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    SPence cracks me up in the opening scene!

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  • what a terrible theme song

  • "Emotional Rollercoaster" from the title is right. The wide range of internal emotions played through Patton Oswalt's body language is stunning, yet somehow extremely subtle. Truly this man is a master of the art of acting.

  • who here remembers the nba elite 11 demo

  • @gc3k gre8 gr8 demo.

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  • wow, a motionless script free actor is the best thing I've ever seen on this show.

  • Lmao he's even staying perfectly still when he's barely in the shot

  • Thank GOD there is a youtube account dedicated entirely to episodes of King of Queens!

  • Patton Oswalt rules.Hey, Patton, Amazon wants me to install some software so I can download your album. Fuck that in the ear! I'll buy it from you via SOUL TRANSFER instead!

  • WHAT A DON

  • HA! 2:18, you can see him STILL STANDING THERE in the background!

  • @jdkoeppen and 2:50

  • @jdkoeppen LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Hillarious!

  • @jdkoeppen who

  • @jdkoeppen see who standing where?

  • @MuslimBeard Spence rofl, look at from 0:33 to 2:35 he doesn't move a muscle

  • @LoLzerzzzz ROFLLL wth?! that weird

  • @jdkoeppen huh

  • aaah the "lets pretend Leah is still hot"-era of King of Queens

  • patton oswalt probably got all huffy and they replaced him with a cardboard cutout for this one

  • For any Patton fans, there's a funny Patton scene at 12:15 as well.

  • AMAZING 

  • 2:14 Patton Oswalt remains motionless in the background. INCREDIBLE.

  • Wow. Can't believe they forgot to remove the mannequin that's behind Kevin James in the opening scene.

  • That's not just motionless. That's creepy motionless. Even the side view from the kitchen. That was either intentional as a joke or Patton Oswalt's first stroke.

  • The best part is that even doing NOTHING, Patton is still the funniest thing on that show.

  • it seems like patton oswalt fans and people staying home sick from work are the only ones still watching king of queens.

  • @ 2:20 is the best

  • I wish Patton Oswalt would stand motionless in my living room...

  • Come for Patton Oswalt, stay for Leah Remini's breasts.

  • Patton!

  • The best part is at 2:18.

  • he's still standing there bahahaha

  • Patton is hilarious!!!

  • I love how he's still immobile in the background of the kitchen scene.

  • @JeffreyDMiller That was the funniest part: seeing him over the counter from the kitchen. LOL

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  • Nice freeze P.O.

  • Only here for Patton.

  • I'm here for Patton Oswalt. Truly a master of his craft.

  • wait are all the king of queens episodes on YouTube?

  • Somebody give that man a medal.

  • Sorry, make that more like.. 3:39 and 3:56

  • Came here to see Patton Oswalt. Also, the main character guy takes his watch off and puts it down twice in the bedroom scene. 3:41 and 3:59.

  • And the Emmy for the best supporting cardboard cutout goes to... that dude from Ratatouille!

  • Patton Oswalt is one of my favorite comedians. But you don't have to be snobby about watching king of queens for a minute. @2tontongue is an asshole.

  • its horrifying. i love you patton

  • Spence had a stroke.

  • I just like that nobody bothered to comment on this video until now.

  • Wow, surprised so many people realized this at the same time. Oh wait, no I'm not, it was just posted on twitter.

  • Haha, I love Patton Oswalt

  • Patton is awesome in the opener here.

  • @2:19 you can get a glimpse of him through the window

  • keep your eye on patton oswalt in the opening. He doesn't move at all in the first scene. Just behind the couch, tripping on shrooms, hearing morrison say "Cancel my subscription to the resurrection"

  • lmaooooo classic patton oswalt

  • I love how the whole opening of this episode, Spence doesnt move at all.

  • Patton Oswalt just stands there motionless for the entire first scene. Emmy!

  • @raderred lol yeah it looks kinda wierd

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  • Only reason I'm here -- and why I'd watch a moment of this show -- is because Patton Oswalt mention on his Twitter that he stays perfectly motionless in the opening scene. Amusing!

  • @2TonTongue you can see him through the kitchen window... not moving more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @2TonTongue I really like this show..

  • @2TonTongue good call

    

  • @2TonTongue i don't get why people hate this show so much...i love community, parks and rec, and that clever stuff, but i enjoyed this show quite a bit

  • spence literally doesnt move in the first minute

  • Hahahaaha Patton

  • 2:58 makes me laugh like an idiot every time

  • why don't you sack up and fight the power nancy?!

  • that birthday cake looks delicious.

  • I just noticed there's a catflap on Doug and Carrie's back door... but they've never had a cat.

  • @Aethelhald

    It's actually a dogflap. In season 1, episode 14 they adopt the annoying dog of their annoying neighbours Tim and Dorothy Sacksky. But Stanley (the dog) only appears on quite a few episodes...

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