when everything's young, you're desperate to get that bowl of cereal,
then you grow up,... everyone asks you "Got Milk?"
when you're finally married, it's like milk in the lunchroom; you know something goin sour, but you eat that shit anyway cuz ur afraid, that's the only milk you gonna get,
finally when milk starts developing that green stuff, you get a heart attack to escape it!!
@lowercase18 first of all if you were "one of Jehovah's Witnesses", not a Jehovah's Witness, you would know how to spell gods name correctly. And second you would not be pronouncing you were one of Jehovah's Witnesses and using bad language...So like I said...no you're not. And if you are prove me wrong.
@timhyer1 hahaha... usually i have these arguments in another variety of videos lol.. like atheists or christian or even catholics hahaha.... and yes i am. so i misspelled Gods name...typo!!.... and it wasnt bad language, it was actually a joke... read it again im saying that the joke said in the video was funny, as "hell" cz as u already know "we" dont view hell like most ppl view it(a fiery pit of souls). so.. what do u whant me to do to prove it. not that i have to, but ill do it :D
@DisThatPun Um because I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses. and when I see someone bringing shame upon my religion I call them out. If only Catholics and Baptists were the same way...but on the other hand they are part of false religion so who cares anyway, their entire religion is shameful. So If sticking up for my religion makes me an idiot, I will gladly be called an idiot then. Quit being ignorant. :)
No they aren't pimps, they are gold diggers. How can one person EXPECT the person they are dating to support them and have more money than them. Why be a hypocrit and expect the other person to have MORE than you? Just stick to fuck buddies.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO Whats Yo Birthday "I Dont Have One, Theres Only Room For 1 Burff Day, Matter Fact Ima Jahoba Witness Now You Dont Got No Birthday" AHAHAAA
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WIILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
Finally a Playlist!!! xD
therock343 2 weeks ago in playlist Black comics
is the microphone the same one from Kramer rant?? What the hell happened to it?
JoblessGuydotnet 1 month ago
He looks kinda like James Heller...
pokenerd99 2 months ago
@pokenerd99 when that game gonna come out?
gabriell16bishop 2 weeks ago
noo its too many people with bad breath melting the mike lol
brillantandfantastic 2 months ago
0:27...people gotta stop dropping the mic.. LOL
mazafuzle 2 months ago
it's my birthday
dagoogler01 4 months ago
that movie with Denzel Washington looks good
jamaicancutie1000 4 months ago
Glad Im not the only one who thinks
Now u dont have a birthday my friend! lol
tgwa96 4 months ago
Shark attack time baby
kelly2charmin 5 months ago 7
This guy makes me happy that my name is also Ian Edwards :D
Youngdumb11 5 months ago
The funniest part was @ 1:46
krazysoon 5 months ago
birFday??
vacholino 5 months ago
aint celebratin SHIT
7Rafe7 5 months ago 2
that was funny!
TheVeedubb 6 months ago
why does the microphone look jacked up?
Ifoundacrayon 6 months ago
@Ifoundacrayon From chappelle slappin that shit on his knee LOL
blackalbino360 5 months ago
@Ifoundacrayon nigga was hungry hahha
lilbusrider 1 week ago
women are like milk:
when everything's young, you're desperate to get that bowl of cereal,
then you grow up,... everyone asks you "Got Milk?"
when you're finally married, it's like milk in the lunchroom; you know something goin sour, but you eat that shit anyway cuz ur afraid, that's the only milk you gonna get,
finally when milk starts developing that green stuff, you get a heart attack to escape it!!
MultipleS2002 6 months ago
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SacSick 6 months ago
"you don't got no"
>.<
theomega616 6 months ago
"as a matter of fact im a Jehovah's witness, now YOU dont got no birthday"
LMAO
yomamallama1022 6 months ago 37
240 p is 3D in Africa
markyyy9999 6 months ago
@markyyy9999 it will be 3D in ur mums anus
AxtoxthexJ 6 months ago
He's dead on!
Meda01 7 months ago
How does that Bieber kid have more views than this?
SteedDeMita 7 months ago
@SteedDeMita shows the gay population of the world
bilgisayarmuhendisi 7 months ago
@bilgisayarmuhendisi please do not insult the gay population of the world :)
velvetkissesxoxox 6 months ago
@velvetkissesxoxox I have no intention to do that shit :)
bilgisayarmuhendisi 6 months ago
Hahah he looks like CJ from San Andreas!
SingDriver101 8 months ago
#LOL
luddyjr2 8 months ago
This was the best your birthday i've ever had!
MsSmileCentral 9 months ago
The word is "birthday," not "Birfday." Fuckin'-A
mhender668 9 months ago
hahaha I AM a Jehovas witness and this was funny as HELL hahahaha ;D
lowercase18 9 months ago
@lowercase18 no your not
timhyer1 9 months ago
@timhyer1 ummmm...lemee check..yes I AM
lowercase18 9 months ago
@lowercase18 first of all if you were "one of Jehovah's Witnesses", not a Jehovah's Witness, you would know how to spell gods name correctly. And second you would not be pronouncing you were one of Jehovah's Witnesses and using bad language...So like I said...no you're not. And if you are prove me wrong.
timhyer1 9 months ago
@timhyer1 hahaha... usually i have these arguments in another variety of videos lol.. like atheists or christian or even catholics hahaha.... and yes i am. so i misspelled Gods name...typo!!.... and it wasnt bad language, it was actually a joke... read it again im saying that the joke said in the video was funny, as "hell" cz as u already know "we" dont view hell like most ppl view it(a fiery pit of souls). so.. what do u whant me to do to prove it. not that i have to, but ill do it :D
lowercase18 9 months ago
@timhyer1 rofl! what gives you the right to say that someone doesnt follow the religion that they claim they practice! your an idiot :)
DisThatPun 9 months ago
@DisThatPun Um because I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses. and when I see someone bringing shame upon my religion I call them out. If only Catholics and Baptists were the same way...but on the other hand they are part of false religion so who cares anyway, their entire religion is shameful. So If sticking up for my religion makes me an idiot, I will gladly be called an idiot then. Quit being ignorant. :)
timhyer1 9 months ago
@timhyer1 your comment bring shame on jehovahs witnesses, read it again.....im just sayin.....
byran24phx 8 months ago
@timhyer1 :)
BooieHearts 6 months ago
#LOL
ImranParuk01 10 months ago
The Jehovah's witness part is a really smart obsevation. This nigga rocks. I wonder if he has a CD.
1000blabbities 10 months ago
There's kinda no audio for me... does anyone get that too?
Navyseal012345 11 months ago
Vince Carter!!
MrBigBinz 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA
So true!
FerretMochaLatte 11 months ago
lmao as a matter a fact, i'ma Jehovah's witness ahahaha now nobody got a birthday xDDD
Jimbahiya 11 months ago
No they aren't pimps, they are gold diggers. How can one person EXPECT the person they are dating to support them and have more money than them. Why be a hypocrit and expect the other person to have MORE than you? Just stick to fuck buddies.
1misanthropist 1 year ago
who fucked the mic up??? 1:17
YeeSoest 1 year ago
this is the only comedian so far to make me laugh as much as Dave Chappell
RebornLegacy 1 year ago
@RebornLegacy lol u crazy
booboox32 1 year ago
@RebornLegacy I completely agree!..I was literally in tears when he talked about acting classes lmao
MrTKizzO 1 year ago
burfday LOL !!
g3t4r00m 1 year ago
His act is solid, love his voice hahaha "this was the best Your birthday of my life!"
ForeverMan91 1 year ago
This guy has great jokes, but executes them poorly.
wirevo 1 year ago
@fuckinrelax You heard not a single joke? You never been with a woman jeeves.
dethwizard 1 year ago
Physically steal a day
HAHAHA
antmayfield 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOO Whats Yo Birthday "I Dont Have One, Theres Only Room For 1 Burff Day, Matter Fact Ima Jahoba Witness Now You Dont Got No Birthday" AHAHAAA
TJ32123 1 year ago
this guys jokes
BoDanglezzz 1 year ago
great!
blakka91 1 year ago
(don't thumbs up, i quote, so that you know that this was the line i loved the most)
this is the best your birthday i ever had :D:D wtf ?:D:D
also
now you don't have no birthday :D:D:D
such a funny guy
Zefiirs000 1 year ago
@fuckinrelax shit was great. your just a faggot
antwonvidz 1 year ago
"I dont know what am doin,but after I do it, I'll let you know what I did"...................."This is best YOUR birthday I ever had"
LeesiCharlt4k 1 year ago 2
a car why didnt u buy me a car!?!? hahahaha
Marionet64 1 year ago
@Marionet64 card
vecrid 1 year ago
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WIILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
taptap365 1 year ago
@taptap365 faggot
antwonvidz 1 year ago
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? I DONT HAVE ONE. THATS PRETTY FUNNY
fcasjr4 1 year ago
this is the best your birthday i ever had!!! lmao!!!!!!!
Bigshawn250 1 year ago 2
He's awesome!! LMAO!!!!
SurfWave01 1 year ago 67
lol
CosmoHunter24 2 years ago
Holy SHIT ITS BLADE.
XxTheHybridxX 2 years ago 164
@XxTheHybridxX Hahaha never new Blade was so funny!
saviormachine 1 year ago
@XxTheHybridxX #LOL Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
TheLaughFactory 1 year ago 76
@TheLaughFactory 0:30
I would remove that annotation just to be on the safe side! :D
Unless this is Russel Peters account, please remove it! :P
triplejinx 9 months ago
@TheLaughFactory What happend to the mic? :P At 0:27
loladinn12 2 months ago 3
@TheLaughFactory Oh come on! Now I'm gonna have to go searching a YEAR back for a comment!
bella3718122 2 months ago 3
@bella3718122 or you can chose not to
missionpupa 2 months ago
@XxTheHybridxX ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Rocketfing3r 8 months ago
@XxTheHybridxX whos blade
djnat619 6 months ago
@XxTheHybridxX u mean Dave Chappelle
guilest4user 6 months ago
lmao
djishailed13 2 years ago
funny....
oneofonex1 2 years ago