SMBC Theater - Poker World Championships

[CatchBinKill]

It's unnerving how much he looks like David Miliband.

[Blackandwhite315]

Touch him on the nobel penis prize

[Numbnut10]

That poor guy with a full house.

[Torkulguy]

Still gotta beat that nobel penis prize.

[tristen32]

I think player 14 was a fat chick......

[Cormalek]

Soewhat unfunny, but the battleship has saved the day :)

[HaistaPaska92]

Felicity is such a hot name

[Uktrayf]

eyebrow wax!

[EpicUltraKingSmizzy]

I like how the screams during the gunfire are the same screams in Daft Punk's song Revolution, kinda random.

[Ariesxe]

DOMINION OVER THE EARTH.

[Syupweque2]

@Ariesxe DOMINION OVER THE UNIVERSE!

[nohurtme]

I can't decide if Angel looks hotter in a lab coat or bra and viking helmet.......

[philmiser]

Nobel big penis prize. thats going to be hard to BEAT.

[maistortrichko]

-this is a quote-

[SouthernersSax]

Sink his battleship, then touch him on the penis!

[zomfgstfulol]

@SouthernersSax BATTLESHIP SPUNK

[GodsTrgrFinger1]

royal ace-house is EPIC!!!!!

[Shaidyn]

I watch this over and over, just to see the last 5 seconds.

[Rygads]

This is literally the most unfunny thing that I have ever found on the internet.

[INTPTT]

@Rygads You haven't been looking hard enough. There's loads of stuff less funny than this.

[MrVirrus]

John DeFoe? 1:30

[bull068]

What the fuck is this?

Subscribed!

[MrBrent123t]

Damn, that is actually how i played battleship with my brother....right up until he drowned.

[whynaut1]

I can't believe this video only has like 100,000 views. I feel like I've watched it that many times by myself.

[LostintheWandering]

smbc is fucking crazy brilliant

[fistsmcgee]

why dont these videos have more views!? this shit's funny as anything, more people need to know about this.

[MiDude2isawesome]

1:58 was... AMAZING! Easily one of the funniest SMBC sketch. Even if it only was 5 seconds.

[hichief]

Shoot hellfire from your eyes, touch him on the penis.

[LuisDisc]

Aww I really wanted to see the board game Championship

[timeel39]

The best are the scrolling blurbs at the bottom!

[kanesoban]

I don't get it.

[SopaDeDinosaurio]

PRESS 6 REPETEADLY, IT SOUNDS AS IF SHE WAS SAYING "STRIPPERS"

[Lollocide]

I always thought the battleship ending should have been 'Then I'll sink you instead!'

[kmyalxe11]

Freud believed sports were subl___? How does it end!

[bman45cal]

I press 4 for uno.

[trenchyninja]

top ten lists of top ten lists of top ten lists

[MrLiakuras]

@trenchyninja list-ception xD

[Soultail]

XDDD

[Dupinlord]

"They still have to beat that nobel penis prize"

[Kerrandrius]

When the fire eyes kill everyone, you can hear the "Youraagh!" stock scream.

I'm thumbing up for that. It's my favourite stock sound effect.

[kricku]

Other countries have Uno! OMG!

[Dkcats3]

very advanced and professional looking special effects

[sulfuricSHAME]

Sink his penis, touch him on the battleship

[Arknetu01]

Shoot hellfire from his eyes, but touch him on the penis.

[Hemlockable]

85 people already had their battleship sunk.

[physicsbugga]

finally a poker game I would watch

[drewparrott]

still waiting for board game world championships

[thedarkdomino]

THEN DRINK MOTHERFUCKER DRINK!!!!

[PYates77]

"Victim of boxing abuse" turns out to be boxer,

sumo wrestling forced to give up monopoly on overweight japanese men

vastly overweight tv enthusiast mocks wnba athletics

sports factoid: any sport can have the word "french" in front of it and all the participants let there penises hang out

slowly drinking self to death declared national sport of ukranine

brett farve set nfl record for vacillation

espn14 to exclusively play top ten lists of top ten lists of top ten lists...

[nitronzx]

@PYates77 i thank you, kind sir. you have enabled me to actually PAY ATTENTION to the real video XD

[chaosite2]

Nobel Big Penis prize.

"That's going to be hard to beat!"

[Elephantintheroom01]

1:22 What? Jet Propulsion laboratory California institute of technology?

Suddenly, valkyrie boobies.

[XelnagaReborn]

Press 4 for epic UNO win.

[AssholePatrol]

Needs more YuGiOh cards.

[sam334]

Lol.

[smsff7]

LMAO

[repzyree]

they should do somthing like this with golf, would make it alot more interesting

[Erik4267]

Of course a girl in her underwear and a Viking helmet has dominion over the universe.

[Shadowlefty]

Was there a reason for dressing james up like that, other than he is always the one that looks the most outrageous?

[awfulsails]

Wait, that's not how you play Battleship? ... I may have been abused as a child.

[J14ngL00]

Raiden can beat the shit out of you in Mortal Kombat and fuck you up in a game Poker.

Don't mess with him, yo.

[DrGerbils]

Hmm, the video was posted the day the 2010 World Boardgaming Championship ended. Coincidence?

[Leaflar]

1-up his Nobel Penis prize, touch him on the penis.

[littledeadybear]

WHERE IS YOUR BATTLE SHIP.

[wehavemagnums]

I once got a Royal Ace House while playing online poker and won a 79% sharehold of the site.

[NinjaJoe174]

There are 81 D-bags

[ScurviedNinja]

press 9 a few times for a good laugh

[Soruyao]

Royal ace house.

[MrHerrRiedel]

Mustache anchorwoman wins.

[percifield13]

get this mustache girl outtahere

[midsummerssun]

"Any sport can have the word French in front of it if all participants let their penises hang out"

[KirdanRocks]

Press 9 for "MUDAFUKA! DRINK!"

[ignatz2000]

Press 8 as fast as you can for RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERA­PERAPE

[MrRico2xy]

Press 3 as fast as you can and listen to the best laugh ever.

[Patacorow]

@MrRico2xy HouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouse­HouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouse

[Rhukza]

DRINK, MUDAFUKA, DRINK

[jburtson]

"Nobel big penis prize" "Oh, thats gonna be hard to beat"

get it?

[ThinkingReality]

@jburtson Unfortunately. >.>

[moridain]

@jburtson I actually didn't get that till you said it :D

[cruelhumor]

pigtails + eye patch = win

[inferno232]

Pause the video and press '4' for unlimited Uno. Seriously, I could listen to that guy say Uno all day and it wouldn't stop being epic.

[hunterkllrb]

@inferno232 Agreed *presses 4 again*

[ArchetypeGotoh]

1:42 I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER

[DeadiestCatch]

"[Penis] is going to be hard to beat." I see what you did there.

[badnewswade]

You know that button that says "Upload in HD"? What it means is "Please slow down the computer of everyone who isn't a millionaire".

[Nightmare5F]

"Pulitzer Prize"

"Nobel Peace Prize"

"Nobel Chemistry Prize"

"Nobel Big Penis Prize"

Big penis > Dominion over the universe

Best SMBC Theater Episode Ever!

[schumacherenator]

I don't have a hard time beating a big penis ... prize.

[JacobX]

They've still gotta beat that nobel penis prize.

:D

[Kogerii]

It's what poker would look like if it was entertaining.

Also, good work in after effects.

[jarvexx]

@Kogerii High stakes poker is super entertaining to watch. But I have to admit that it's only entertaining for them, who knows the dynamics of the game.

[niall142]

Half Life 2 pistol?

[TicTaxofElacon]

dude...... i gotta start watching poker...

[bufar]

Drown him in the bathroom, touch him on the penis.

[Cheffs]

Thumbs up for howie scream.

[plejeune1]

WHERE'S YOUR BATTLESHIP?

fuck... you...

THEN DRINK MOTHAFUCKA DRINK!

[Noziac]

0:59 Sports factoid: Any sports can have the word "French" in front of it if all participants let their penises hang out"

Ah.I didn't know that! Thanks SMBC! Off to create French Feminine wrestling !

[drewparrott]

I'm still waiting on those board game world championships

[JimBobWhoRocks]

haha it took me a long time to notice that royal ace house has like 16 aces

[77ikill]

play a uno card, then touch him on the penis.

[svanberg10]

Well that's surely the most aggressive poker i've ever witnessed :O

[Sketchpcis]

THEN DRINK MUTHA FUCKA DRINK!

[v1rtualguy]

nice FX =)

[TheLoneN00b]

Hand rankings in SMBC poker: 1) Hellfire 2) Nobel Big Penis Prize 3) Murdering Other Players 4) Uno 5) Dominion over Universe 6) Dominion over Earth 7) Nobel chemistry prize 8) Nobel peace prize 9) Pulitzer Prize 10) Checkmate 11) Yahtzee 12) Royal Acehouse 13) Royal Flush 14) Full House

[HeroicDolphin]

Uno only wins the turn afterwards!

[teuton67]

@HeroicDolphin But it's a wild draw four!

[astralmagickcraft]

That was so funny I actually had a tinge of sadness that I probably wouldn't see something that funny again in a long time...

[part2themovie]

these are the fastest loading videos on youtub

[batmanvsdracula4eva]

so good

[notnotretarded]

DRINK MUTHAFUCKA DRINKKKK

[CrazyJMiles]

should have known aces and 8s-death



[linkgenesis]

poohlitzer prize

[zaak186]

...... srsly i rlly don't get these sketches.....

yea i giv it to them for being plain retarded thou

[thangle13]

@zaak186 From someone a little wiser than you. If you don't get it, perhaps you are plain retarded....

[duo1666]

problem; Uno can not win..... you say uno when you have one card left and are abot to go out, not when you are out <.<......

[Dredsina]

UNO!

[batboy267]

I liked player 13... he seemed like the smartest player there. Damn it player 14 why did you copy him you cheap ass mofo!!!!

[zumosmorph]

The end has me loling.

[kilmindaro3]

>Where is your battleship

I died laughing

[mycatisprim]

oh shit yahtzee!

[TubeofDestiny]

1:24 someone will make a demotivator out of it : "Dominion over the Universe"

... then, touch himself on the penis !

[chippylover]

haha uno!

[BrizyComics]

No matter how many times I see this, I get to 1:42 and fall out of my chair laughing.

[EvansRowan123]

1:23-1:24

someone will fap to that.

[Cekil1]

@EvansRowan123 Way ahead of you!

[originalarmo]

DRINK MOTHAFUCKA DRINK!

[danieliharris]

The video is OK, up until the end. The "Where's your battleship?" had me rolling on the floor laughing.

[Theninjasarecoming]

Gotta love the Water-Board game championships

[rocthatisrolling]

1:23 fap

[1sharkleft]

uno = automatic win

[punkrocky6]

i have that pandemonium shirt, but in sweater form. it is great.

[Dyedgreen]

UNO!! Stop game, we have a winner.

[RomanoGiovanni]

Freud believed sports were...what?! What did he believe sports were?!

[Mrknowladge]

WHERE IS YOUR BATTLESHIP!?

Fuck you...

Lol, just lol.

[WhoopsyStabby]

Wait, did i just see James wearing a Threadless T-shirt? AWESOME!

[Blamebow]

Murder is a low-percentage strategy.

[LunarEntity]

Pause at :57

Uno wins.

[geniusjas87]

Apparently royal flush is not unbeatable

[Morlaak]

UNO!

[chezz444]

What did the male commentator say after the "dominion over the universe"?

[MADweirdo]

@chezz444 "That has to win, right?"

[chezz444]

@MADweirdo Ok, thanks! 

[jsantospt]

Howie scream @ 1:44 :)

[LuFFyStRuM]

lol I loved the chess master checkmate

[Built4JerzyLinx]

...UNO.

[Dastreus]

WHERE'S YOUR BATTLESHIP?

[SoupWou]

I think the "But they still gotta beat that nobel penis prize" was a masturbation joke

[bombshelboy]

DRINK MOTHER F-ER DRINK!

[Elithrion]

I assume it's "Freud believed sports were sublimations of..." sexual desires? Homosexual desires? Something like that, probably.

[HYPERZEPHARIAN]

Hmmm... so they finally made poker interesting...

[nutellaontoast]

Players win by cheating in a ludicrous manner. Wow. You guys are rapidly approaching SNL level.

Remember, you need a punchline. Crap, I've never seen something entertaining go downhill so fast.

[Wingwangwannabingban]

DRINK MUTHAFUCKA DRINK!

[caxco93]

fail

[dragonxxx5]

GG NO RE.

[traltixx]

Can we get more vikings in bikinis pls? kthxbai

[KIDTRACKz]

you would know whats hard to beat !

[joeysonson]

wtf is this shit?!?!?! this video is horrible...

[XxNimanarutoxX]

Poker was invented by the Persians/Iranians thanks to them for this amazing game.

[MyTheDarkKnight]

STUPIIDDD

[Smoke11o3]

my my my poker face....I just died a little inside.

[kexguru]

STUPID

[mokus603]

what's that shit?

[strayjohno]

Royal Ace House FTW

[BlackBobby69]

Kind of reminds me of LLRs "Poker Before Dusk". Hard to say which is better.

The hellfire effects were pretty sweet!

[drakeblood4]

Man, I cant believe nobody played an ace high full unockmateflushouse with a 3/4 yatzee penis prize. Thats, like, the oldest fuckin trick in the book.

[nurizeko]

"Where's your battleship?" "...fuck...you" "Thaen drink mutha-f**ker, drink!"

Hm hm...heh yes....quite amusing, kudos.

[mcsmstudios]

I don't think the news show premise worked for this bit. It didn't really add anything, except that one comment about the penis prize.

[amlev09]

best evaaahr.

Royal ace house indeed.

[NonconNeko]

Good video, but would have been leagues better if the video ended at that guy going Uno. Everything after felt like it was just dragging the joke out.