keith floyd can't cook

[southgower]

i wouldn't be able to eat anything if i had to look at her face

[goannadream]

Scuse the language but fuck me that was funny. Keith Floyd was brilliant.

[shtato187]

to funny! i love Keith.

[JeevesReturns]

Yes, Keith is a snob and more than a bit arrogant, but he's honest. he knows crap when he sees it and isn't afraid to mention it. Bravo!

[JonDaDonTrojon]

french bitch,

[yobnez]

I Agree!...Floyd was a one-off.

Funny - Genius - Brilliant!

[neizion]

I love Keith Floyd! Any other TV chef would be too damn gutless and precious to put this one to air. Fun guy.

[PorkIsHalal]

The French are honest and straightforward; no sugarcoating and apple polishing.

[cutterschoicenotmine]

I think what you meant to say is the french are backstabbing and simple; no backbones & no idea.

[PorkIsHalal]

righto

[GIANTreed1]

been eating to many frogs legs

[lostthe80s]

what an evil vampire that woman was !

[MondoBeno]

The French think their horrid cooking is tops. The last time I was in France I hated the food. The next time I'm in France, I'm heading straight for the nearest Moroccan restaurant.

If France didn't have all those Arabs, the food would really suck.

British food isn't half bad. At least you can get a good meat pie and chips!

[Ochenklasna]

Your a peanut

[MondoBeno]

Jaques Chirac once said "after Britain, Norway has the worst cooking."

I think it's the other way around; after Britain, FRANCE has the WORST food!

The portions are tiny, it's too expensive, and you can't even tell what the %@8& you're ordering. The snarling "garcons" bully you into ordering "souris en fromage chaud" which (unknown to the tourist) means "mice in melted cheese."

[baronvonflange]

:10 the old fart looks like Albert fecking Steptoe !

[MondoBeno]

I don't see how the French can taste anything. With all the smoking they do, you'd think they'd all burned out their taste buds.

[truemanc]

The old boot cant help being rude.... She's French!

She is probably upset that an english man just made her fave dish quicker and better then herself.

[MondoBeno]

He could've owned that old cow if he'd made her favorite dish, English style.

That would really have pissed her off!

[ConanCnutKicker]

typical french attitude, floyd should out chucked it in the old bags boat race...

[normgr00]

On the TV show right after this scene ends the French woman shows how to really cook it and Floyd plays a Stranglers tune (Northern Irish pre punk band) and the camera man zooms in and out on her as to the beat of the music. I dosen't get an better.

[TheBoondoggler]

RIP Mr Floyd

[JonMcGarvey]

The french dont like when you do THEIR cuisine, esp the old dears. She had her mind made up before she tried it. I am a chef in france and know this reaction only too well!

Keith says "Its lovely"

She said "Really? I doubt it. Im going to try to taste it but its difficult because i seen the way you made it. It doesnt give me the desire to taste it because its truly not great. You understand? Translate!"

Pause at 0:19 - Look at that face! Haha! This is going in my favourites! Poor old keith!

[MondoBeno]

Forget the cooking, if you speak French to them with a British or US accent, then you might as well be emasculating them! There's nothing that insults them more than a Yank speaking their sacred tongue with his own accent:

"Jeh voodray oon cart postal poor eetad yoonese, see voo play."

I'll never forget the look on her face. I wasn't sure if she was shocked (that I spoke fluent French), pissed off, or just being a "canard."

[MrKarlos11]

Who cares Keith, your still a class act..

[garythegit]

lol to be honest though, with old locals like that, the fact that the cook wasn't.. er.. *her* was enough for the dish to be consigned to the rubbish heap :) jamie oliver received the same treatment from a bunch of Italian babushkas :)

[210038]

lol lol lol got owned tbh stupid french people

[fedorzone]

Old bitch... reste dans ta cuisine vieille folle!

[ThreeWordsFirstWord]

What a guy!!!!!!!!!

Told it how it was and what we wanted to hear about the trivial irritances of television critics, producers and directors. Put a few nationalities in their place..Good for you floydiee!!

[londongeezar]

my top tv cooks or chefs what ever u want to call em are keith floyd, delia smith, ken hom and madhur jeffrey, rip floyd u were the king of em all

[typh4u]

OMG that woman reminds me of my mother in law....

[killerpantsTango]

Where's the full episode?

[uzzy2k5]

Bloody french have no clue haha, Rest in peace mr floyd, cooking up in heaven

[cu16855]

I have hated gardening,tidy house,breakfast tv with a stereotype male with a suit and tie and a female with heels, and most of all cookery progs all my life.The exception too the rule was Floyd. Some people shed a tear for Swayse and thats ok. I shed a tear for Floyd . Most of the chefs on tv are tame, even ramsey and jamie .Boring and fitting into tv's manipulation of their audience. Floyd was unique.

[mickety2001]

Always loved watching his shows. RIP.

[fodsaks]

Floyd should have cooked her some proper English cuisine... Microchips and microwave Lidl pasties, with a muller fruit corner for dessert.

[coralarch]

fodsaks, what IS a muller fruit corner???????

[matclarence]

The others would not have the guts to let the public see it....genius

[tablaqueen]

Miss him - there's no way one of those big egos around now would let a clip like that go out! It's even funnier if you understand what she's actually saying!!!

[zaster79]

That's one of the things I loved about Keith, he was always upfront and was never afraid to say he got it wrong.

Top Bloke.

[MowgliX]

Thank God I'm not French!

[jonybeam]

Miserable frogs.French food is utter shite anyway

[coralarch]

The French food is New Caledonia is to die for.

[airscrew1]

Does anyone remember when Floyd first went on the BBC back in 1987? He cooked a large hotpot for a rugby team. When it was time to serve it up he had drunk so much wine he dropped the whole lot and slipped up in it. I remember him looking at the camera and just laughing his head off. Brilliant TV moment I've never forgotten it.

[commiepower1]

RIP - great guy

[stellaviolens]

He took her criticisms on the chin and quite rightly. When he did cook badly his food looked rank and under prepared and no pleasure for the unfortunates he foisted the stuff at.

[shaunmuffinman]

RIP Keith. what a guy! ya know he didn't have to air these episodes where his guests bash his food. but he airs them anyway. love em!

[usernameemanresu]

If he hadn't had the Heart Attack,I really don't think he had many more years left in him,2 maybe 3 and in that time,he would've had more money troubles to worry about(I think he talked about having to leave the House he loved in France) and would've had to go through months of debilitating chemotherapy.

All this would've made the last part of his life very uncomfortable and I think he would've died a very unhappy man.

[usernameemanresu]

After seeing him in that Channel 4 programme and knowing about his Cancer,I'm actually quite glad that the great man went quickly,painlessly and feeling quite happy with life.

TBC

[haquers]

Cheers Keith... X

[tonymontana1974]

Wow this morning it was patrick swayze now floyd eh. He had a good life though and apparantly he died after eating a plate of oysters and drinking champagne and wine what a way to go.

[woodyboy01]

top top chef ! def inspired to learn the trade, after being mesnorised by the guys comical genius and skills. a true legend ! rest in peace top man !

[domjenx]

legend. RIP.

[jonesthestone]

a great guy, rip

[DIGITALSCREAMS]

lol Keith - god bless ya

[welshman07]

A true character. I met him in december in phuket thailand where he has a restaurant. He was a bit drunk in an aussie bar but was polite and a nice guy. Will be missed. I enjoyed his programs.

[gaelicscots]

What a character. I will be having a plate of oysters and a glass of bollinger in his honour.

[zogstarr]

No tv chef has ever come close to his genius, he will be greatly missed. Cheers!

[GreenInfrastructure]

My foodie Hero, you will be missed. Can't beat his style, pickled Floyd.

[MIG31M]

Classic Floyd , RIP dear friend.. Will miss the smile and the laugh's

[mushroom2you]

mmm good luck up there...

i became a chef after you tv show 'floyed on fish'' back in eighties'

i must have 'been mad

o well rock on RIP........ps will have a glass of wine tonight

[richandtreacle]

he was ok till he married maggy philbin ,,and when swap ended ,,but at least he made a comeback in dirty dancing

[PopolVuh2]

God bless you Keith, you were a true pioneer. I will raise a glass tonight in your memory

[classicgamesarcade]

haha she ain't liking it. RIP Keith

[TheNitejar]

Greatly inspiring, fabulously entertaining, and the original outdoor TV chef. Keith brought us real people of the world and real food of the world with none of the artifice.

RIP Keith - with a bottle of the best quality red wine.

[nr2hq]

The greatest TV chef ever!!

[RevStaplehurst]

Keith was the one chef I could watch again and again. I'll miss him!

[celticraider1]

Funny as, could you imagine one of those modern prima donna chefs, allowing this to be aired....

R.I.P Keith you will be sadly missed in my house.........

[mrlob22]

how could anyone not like old Keithy. a piece of Britain has gone forever. RIP old chap. slurp slurp.

[aikighost]

Some french people can be very like that, if you don't do something exactly how they were thought it it MUST be rubbish. And they will never admit otherwise.

Anyway RIP Keith you were all ways good to watch, have a good splash of red in heaven tonight.

[ballores]

stand back at the crematorium whoosh!!! what a star RIP

[kaih8941]

hahahahaha

[peterkno]

much love and goodbye...your troubles are now over....R.I.P

[funkybassman2020]

What does she know anyhow? Do you know that woman is only 32 years old in this clip? R.I.P Keith bless you!

[jokingpants]

Isn't there a second part to this clip, where the old lady cooks up the piperade herself, and Keith has to confess it's miles better than his effort?

[locksmith1987]

God Bless you Keith. RIP

[ebutuoytm]

RIP old bean :(

[NUCLEARDOLPHIN]

The best TV chef of all time, hands down, no one comes close!!!!!!!!!

[sadbaby01]

can't believe he's gone - RIP, you awesome old soak!

[ibreeding]

This clip is misdescribed she says that the food "isn't bad" (pas mauvais) and then describes its shortcomings this does not mean it is "rubbish".

RIP indeed.

[Stapler78]

RIP Keith, you were a star.

[Coleshill1]

he cooked like me, because i drink all the way through cooking too, he was the origial and best, and he drove an Aston Martin convertible.... brilliant. RIP

[HeywoodHouse]

Hilarious, thx for sharing - RIP Keith, you unique, stubborn, drunken old bugger.

[brukins]

LOL!

[dibwardo]

RIP Keith - If today's celeb chefs had half your skill, humour and passion for life, we would all be the richer

[dertbox]

Bless you Keith, rest assured that bitch was cremated long before you.

[Beertr1x]

It was so typical of the man that he let this clip go out. I bet lots of TV chefs wiould have not had the confidence and would have refused.

Good old Keith.

We'll miss you

[lorsox]

RIP Keith

[richandtreacle]

kieth rocks and at least he lived his life his way and didnt give a fuck about anyone ,,rip dude

[playgirlc]

rip keith, thanks for so many great tv moments!

[greyreview]

snobby french bitch, he could of cooked her the most amazing dish ever and she would of said it was shit,fucking french are absolute wankers, English cooking is now the best in the world

[glassfone]

agreed

[glassfone]

That did look like a plate of shite. Still you shouldn't fucking whinge about grub... bastard frogs

[guerillacity]

LMAO

[usernameemanresu]

Hopefully Keith will win his battle with Cancer.

I'm a huge fan and wish him all the best.

[Yehbytheway]

Wow A French person bitching that the English can't cook along with the italians germans portugese hungarians japanese chinese thai spanish.

The list could go on forever.

[arsemaster200]

What a surprise eh? Pretty much any nationality will slate English food without having ever seen, let alone tried any PROPER English food. Idiocy.

[greatorderofchaos]

opinionated whore

[068694]

Typical Keith didn't give a toss, if he did we would have never seen that clip.

Keith you were the man and there are many people who miss you on the telly, how about a come back ?

[feckingninjah]

lol kinda says it all, "you didn't cook it the way i wanted so i'm going to say its crap".

[leaningoak]

Typical french ... You can see she was determined to diss it as her sour puss was screwed up before she even had a taste; what a talent!