New Valve Intro

[virgo113]

The BSOD from 98! Brings back memories...

[DnsssChocolate]

Powered By Sauce???

[Smartzenegger]

@DnsssChocolate Yes, what you think?

Gabe has lots of extra fat sauce with every fat meal.

What feeds him to do all this work.

If it wasn't for sauce... well maybe the sauce is finally depleted resulting in huge delays of Ep3.

So if we want to see Ep3, we have to donate all the sauce of the world to Gayben.

[SpartaRemixMadness1]

wow COOL!

[SlimGamer05]

You almost made me restart my PC!

[Vaul96]

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!

[4everfatjoe]

let off som steam gayben

[rafajoerman]

valve theme is so scary

[Zayin1993]

Dude that was so cool! "Let off some steam!" *Steam logo pops up* with the sound at the beginning of every valve game! :D

[Smartzenegger]

@Zayin1993 Yeah, from that point, let the games begin!

[MOTHAFUCKApYRO]

valve and steam lol

[MultiEkisDe]

That fucking Windows 98

[PlanetaJuegosPC]

your stupid hats will not protect you

[Smartzenegger]

@PlanetaJuegosPC .....I don't see any.

[BLaSt3D117]

looks like even arnold is sick of the delays

[Smartzenegger]

@BLaSt3D117 Thats right! :)

[IRONHIDE666FUL]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA­A

[XxAlex010]

G.A.B.e.N

[LoroRox]

Name of movie please?

[Smartzenegger]

@LoroRox I repeat:"This is from Commando 1985.

So Arnold invented Steam long before Gabe's none-reNewellble energy."

[LoroRox]

@Smartzenegger Thanks!

[TheNoobRapter]

Gabe is a girl!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatrandomgification]

powered by sauce

[12345678915974]

Holy shit BSOD!!!!

[Thecorp303]

Holy fuck this is brilliant. Subbed.

[bungieforever]

lol!! 

[IIIEX7R3M3III]

Now episode 3 will never be released...THANKS A BUNCH ASSHOLE!!!!

[Smartzenegger]

@IIIEX7R3M3III Dont be so ingenuous, and there is no reason to swear.

I think you might need a similair treatment to let off some steam, valve or source whatever.

[MrJonafriend]

Commando Fortress 2.

[Smartzenegger]

@MrJonafriend A mod for Steam Comfort 2?

[MrJonafriend]

@Smartzenegger Well, hopfuly they don't shoot me between the balls.

[Smartzenegger]

@MrJonafriend Would be a fun game though... :P

[MatvYAguz]

lol powered by sauce

[papabuscemeys]

oh god this is brilliant

[Some1CP]

0:35

hl2.exe has stopped working...

[Smartzenegger]

@Some1CP What do you expect?

Its running on outdated technoligy, a steam engine!

[ligador23]

@Some1CP That's what i get for working on microsoft

[cri2oo7]

@Some1CP nope, hl3.exe has stopped working

[Makrillol]

hahahaahah! this was awesome

[ilmc922]

lawl

[Cowabanga7]

Powered by SAUCE.

[Kleavers]

Dripping that chocolate SAUWCE...

[Smartzenegger]

@Kleavers You mean steaming chocolate vapour condensating, getting water based hot-chocolate?

In this case it would be all the chocolate Gabe ate to get him into shape... Gabe-Shape that is.

[TheAndrewj96]

Fuck Valve. They make some of the greatest games to grace this earth, but they don't know SHIT about fixing them when they crash (and they ALWAYS, ALWAYS do), or care about their customers.

[Smartzenegger]

@TheAndrewj96 A new kind of valve?

A fuck valve? To cut off your sperm pipes?

And yes I agree, though they seem to be concerned about the customers, they're not when it comes to bug fixing or pushing engines to the limit which causes trouble for some.

As always, the minority should just upgrade its hardware since that is always a matter of time, but to wait for it takes to long which makes the game outdated when upgraded. :P

[BoTuLoX]

@Smartzenegger I've always been able to run TF2. I started crashing, and never knew why, I used mat_queue_mode 2 and everything got fixed and my FPS doubled. Then they release a "completely necessary update" and many people and I are crashing again.

I run Crysis 2 maxed no issues. Dx11. I don't really need new hardware you know. However, TF2 does need source 2011.

[Smartzenegger]

@BoTuLoX Yep that sounds like a classic case of Valve fucking up by updating.

They mean well but they make such a mess.

I wonder what their offices look like where Valve games are developed.

I have a feeling its pretty messy.

And also having that fat steaming, sauce eating valve entity called Gaben among those desks leaving a messy trail behind all the time all day long.

I guess Gaben pressed the Delete key too many times by accident thus deleting all development of Ep3 over and over...

[BoTuLoX]

@Smartzenegger Episode 3 hit gold status actually, it was going to be send to retailers in a month as a complete surprise for us gamers. However, the next day after development finished, they held a party like they always do. This time, the "special sandwich for the special someone" (if you know what I mean) size was only 3x3 meters. It has always been by tradition, 10x10. Guess who got angry and with a single "GABEN" deleted the entire hl3 code repository?.

[Smartzenegger]

@BoTuLoX WTF??? Sandwich 3x3 meters? -10x10? "angry and with a single "GABEN" deleted" does not compute to me, sorry...

[BoTuLoX]

@Smartzenegger 3x3= 9. That's a 9 meter square sandwich. 10x10. That's a 100 meter square sandwich. And gaben just gabens. So anything he does, is accompanied with a GABEN.

[Smartzenegger]

@BoTuLoX ? Sandwiches that big? WTF is going on here?

You refer to the:"here comes the sandwiches! Whats in this? You don't wanna know!" line in the Commando movie from which this is? Still doesn't compute...

Apart from Gabe himself, whats a gaben, and what is gabens like gabing?

[BoTuLoX]

@Smartzenegger 1) I do not know why you're surprised with the size of the sandwiches Gaben eats.

2) I don't refer to that line.

3) Gabens gonna gaben. That is all you need to know.

[Smartzenegger]

@BoTuLoX So Gabening is whatever...

And who get angry and deletes Ep3 data when Gayben eats a normal sized sandwich for a change?

[BoTuLoX]

@Smartzenegger Gaben himself. Who else could think it's a good idea to feed him MORE than needed?

[Smartzenegger]

@BoTuLoX What a messy story.

I just don't get it, so when Ep3 is done, he gets himself a 3x3 sandwich and presses delete. :S

If he needs a 100x1000x10000000 kilometers sandwitch to get Ep3 done, then no one will complain.

There's not telling wright or wrong, its his food.

[BoTuLoX]

@Smartzenegger You know, the joke stopped being funny long ago due to your poor comprehension skills, so why don't you try to re-read everything again?. I think I'm done here.

[Lichwing]

The blue screen was the only correct part.

[FirefoXDMedia]

There should be fat leaking out of this tube...

[Smartzenegger]

@FirefoXDMedia I suppose it does already, it has to be.

Steam being known for sliming people down in the sauna, must have been the reason that Gabe reinvented it for his own obese control.

So in fact you could call it greasy steam, fat particles traveling through presurized steam density.

Meaning you can't see it, but could smell it when being close enough to the tube.

And that explains the sour look on Arnolds face.

[FirefoXDMedia]

@Smartzenegger

You know, that kind of fat cannot just be steamed away...

[Smartzenegger]

@FirefoXDMedia I know, you suspect lumps shooting out the tube.

It appears steam isn't that exiting...

[FirefoXDMedia]

@Smartzenegger

More like Gaben's fat is just too awesome for this world. On the good side, Arnold just invented Liposuction.

[Smartzenegger]

@FirefoXDMedia That makes sence, Arnold doesn't like fat, and tries to slim Gaben with his own Steam powered technoligy.

But fat being too awesome? Whats wrong with you?

I'd say its just too sticky and lumpy to get vaporized by its own developed steam.

Maybe his steam valve is not turned fully open yet...

[Smartzenegger]

Actually, Gabe Newell is one of my hero's too, because he made the best game of all times.

I just made a mistake, and put both my hero's Arnold and Gabe together in one room...

The result is somewhat... steamy!

[UltimatePotato]

I love you

[KapitaenM]

GABEN

[roboticpigeon42]

HAHAHYAH

[Cooljay1991]

Left off some weight

[Smartzenegger]

@Cooljay1991 I guess Steam provides some weight reduction...

[Load0Sheep]

Blowing off some Steam eh, Gaben

[Left4TeamFortress2]

let of some steam XD

[Smartzenegger]

Sorry Gabe, that I unleashed Arnold upon you.

Sorry Gabe, that Arnold got medieval on your ass.

Sorry Gabe, that Arnold turned Steam Powered against you...

[SDGamingHorror]

Lol..i remember this is movie?

[6LittleHorn6]

This is gold.

[RyanSVK]

STEAM :D lol

[dawids266]

Thanks to this intro, I'm pumped for Half Dead Portal Fortress 3 Episode Three!

[Xanthotoxin]

I had this in fullscreen and freaked when the BSoD came up

[BorboComb]

Ses

[Kefir96]

"dac wat i gez 4 workink ad makrosoft"

[deathwaitsfornoone]

Thats what he gets from working at microsoft.

[T1ny600]

Powered by 'Sauce'.

Just like my farts.

[Spartan375X]

lol, roosterteeth voices.

[kitchsc]

astalavista baby

[Smartzenegger]

@kitchsc Hasta la vista Gaby?

[TheSkulang]

Years ago, gabe newell was strong, but then he takes an arrow in the knee.

[CoolFace94LV]

@TheSkulang Years ago, Gabe Newell was strong, but then he took an pipe in the stomach.

[death153278]

arnold schwarzenegger crashed the game :P

[Smartzenegger]

@death153278 Yes well he kinda has that reputation. "I'm just doing my job!" -Arnold

[Elliptisoar]

I liked when it crashed

[Suetakefan]

what movie is this from?

[Smartzenegger]

@Suetakefan This is from Commando 1985.

So Arnold invented Steam long before Gabe's none-reNewellble energy.

[Suetakefan]

@Smartzenegger Loved that pun

[DesireIsDeath20XX]

@Smartzenegger Youtube -

They Sold Their Souls For Music

Jesus is the Truth John 15-4

Baking Soda (SODIUM BICARBONATE) + hot water + drink = Cancer CURE (One teaspoon a week)

[TheJaparican]

@Suetakefan lol u were alive when it came out n ur american. stay a weaboo

[Suetakefan]

@TheJaparican umm.....no i wasnt alive actually

[TheVladko387]

GABE NEWELL DISLIKED

[axelmixer2]

+1

[Kulka782]

Nobody dislikes?

[spikehamer2]

that was incredible

[qwertyuiop246603]

Thumbs up if you watched this video in full screen and you realy thought you computer crashed!

[Genstrider]

@qwertyuiop246603 No fuck off you attention seeking scumbag

[qwertyuiop246603]

@Genstrider LOL rage, go rage somewhare else SCUM....BAG! XD

[BlackTurtle82]

@qwertyuiop246603 Raging is something else, he just got tired of your sad attempts to get attention.

[Genstrider]

@qwertyuiop246603 Nah I'm gonna stay here and let you and everyone know how pathetic you are for begging for thumbs up

[qwertyuiop246603]

@Genstrider LOL FAIL, im not begging im just sayin, i just say ma opinion but you just have to go rage, From now i will not talk to you ma mom teached me to not talk with poeple who has a horse shit family and ragers BYE!!!

[Genstrider]

@qwertyuiop246603 "EVERYONE LIKE MY COMMENT PLEASE I NEED ATTENTION ;_; IM NOT BEGGING THOUGH"

Please go.

[Swishkebab]

he is bleeding steam hm

[Mangina69ful]

lol and steam sales went up 64% from this campaign idea

[1337W422102]

FUCKING LOL'D

[lurrinen]

"Haha.. Hyeahh"

[doom1killer123]

that was a really good crash sound

[giraffeman91]

@doom1killer123 I thought my computer was crashing lol!

[CombineHgrunt]

hl2.exe has crashed

[maskarr4245]

arnold pro valve user

[Smartzenegger]

@maskarr4245 Yes I wonder...

[OriginalLazyness]

What..



[StellarMoig]

lol...

[xxEvilKillaxx1]

lmao..