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  • What's up with all the hate out there? Come on, people. He was the president of the United States. Okay, not so good at public speaking. We get that. But why the hate? Hate rots you from the inside.

  • ...but still ... this is hilarious. :)

  • "it's simple economics.....which means i don't understand it at all" -Randy Marsch

  • lol, i was grinning at the other clips.

    But when bush said :

    ' .......life'

    I almost choked on my milk from laughing

  • it's sad that people just laughed at these segments and had a laid back attitude about bush being stupid and appearing as if he didnt know what he was talkng about...now we're doing the same thing to a certain extent with obama we dont view him as a president but more like a celebrity....we as a people need to demand better from our leaders and hold their feet to the fire so that possibly we can see progress in our country and in turn the world

  • @CHITOWN1987

    Indeed.

  • 8 people couldn't better afford life

  • embarrassing.

  • Not much of a leader, His daddy and brother got him elected. Democracy died the day dubbya was elected

  • He is the best ~xD

  • part of our tax plan was to help to families to better afford...life

  • i miss this guy, he was entertaining (hey at least we have biden)

  • i need to go see mr bean right now to clean this shit out

  • If you think he's an idiot then you fell for it

  • to better afford life >>> :D

  • Oh it's not even funny. I've watched a bunch of these now and it's becoming hard to enjoy the excellence of bush's stand-up routine when i know that twice he was the most powerful political leader of the biggest superpower in the world.

    What. The. Fuck. Thank god he is no longer and I'm British! U poor poor Americans xx

  • This is classic funny stuff here! Why the negative comments? Enjoy!!

    This stuff makes me smile, unlike Obama stuff that just makes me what to throw up my lunch!! lol

  • What a fucking embarrassment.

  • Go Bush you the man

  • Bush is the best comedian.

  • Bush and palin are sisters..

  • Man, it's really hard to watch him screw up so much...

  • umm... "it's not like he actually wanted to be president"? are you serious?! no one becomes president by accident...

  • @unknown

    The first time someone does though, their first words as president will be

    "Oops"

    and their second words will be

    "Are you ok?"

  • it doesnt help that he's scratching his balls while he's saying it.

  • There are ppl out there who still defend this guy.

    Amazing.

  • @misterdix LOL....so true. I actually miss this guy. too funny

  • @misterdix I completely agree with you, and it's equally disturbing that a large percentage of the population still defends Obama. Under Obama's watch, we have shifted from a recession to a depression and all the time they have been saying the economy is recovered. People believe what they want to believe and choose to close their eyes when the truth is right in front of them.

  • @misterdix

    Bush was terrible. What I cannot understand is that there are people who defend Obama.

  • Better afford you know... life!

  • hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha­hahaha he's a fucking retard

  • Bush should do stand up Comedy after he leaves the White house

  • He doesn't need to even think about making people laugh! He's a comic genius!

  • what the fuck are you talking about idiot?

  • Yea! what the hell are you talking about!! your just like Bushie!! :D

  • THE CAPITALISM SUCKED OVER

  • Americans are still buying stuff because they're ignorant/denial. Bush when he first went into power pushed for his buddies the super rich and Alan Greenspan's deregulartions proposals for banking. To let the Greedy, selfinterest and indifrant be their own watchdogs. To hell to those who arn't multimillionaires. Knowing well when they're caught cheating Americans that their close friends the Replubicans will bail them out and damn the U.S. dollar tanking, they'll buy gold and foreign dollars.

  • damn right

  • ...That's our president?

  • "you betcha"

  • The economy, and the well being of anyone making less than $5 million a year, are of no concern to Bush. He has done things to the economy with no more concern than one would take with a game of monopoly. I really think he's trying to bring America down. He should be impeached, even at this late date.

  • omg....

  • LOL

  • Correction, Kerry lost because no one wanted to switch horsemen mid-apocalypse.

  • Lies and excuses - that's what Democrats do best. Just look at the Bill and Hillary Clinton, Dan Rather - and John Edwards for solid proof, lol.

  • How did he win? Stole elections from Gore and Kerry.

  • how did he win?

    i really wanna know

  • Ouch!!! It hurts!! He can't even speak!!

  • omg because of moments like this I CANT say i hate bush... his videos make my day, swear ...

  • We need to have a committee that just pulls the president out of office quickly when he is this incompetent.

  • that's what happens to the prime minister in England...sigh, if w3 could do that, bush would have been gone years ago

  • @kapacon technically that committee is supposed to be congress

  • Well so much for that plan

  • Here's a fun fact:

    The Dow Jones was at 11,500 in Jan. 2000 when Bush took office.

    Today, nearly eight years later, it's at 11,370 and still falling!

    Heck of job Bush!

  • Things r so bad! I see long lines waiting to BUY iPhones, Madden Football, Rock Band and Wii electronic games - Hollywood has just had a BLOCKBUSTER SUMMER MOVIE SEASON with $9 movie tix and $5 Pepsi's, lol, people must be HURTING, lol! Democrats have been promising BLACKS a hand-out for 30 years - and BLACKS still believe it, lol. Obama voters r LAZY- they want to SUCKLE AT THE SWOLLEN TEAT of BIG, FAT, COSTLY GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS- gimme, gimme, gimme- a FREE handout - go Obama, lol.

  • OBAMA 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • it's embarrassing just to watch him. i almost feel bad for him, except he and his friends completely manipulated our country.

  • Which, incidentally, I would have less of a problem with if he didn't fucking LIE THROUGH HIS GOD-DAMNED TEETH with every word he says. He should just be cool, and say "We're going to Iraq to take the oil fields, so we can secure our nations energy supply for the next 10-15 years." He would be just as hated, but at the same time, I would respect his honesty. Personally, I think it's a test to see how much bullshit the American people will swallow.

    Regards,

    The Ministry of Truth.

  • what!????

  • the congress holds the purse strings not the president.George bush has been an average president. But heres something to think about, thing haven't got bad in the economy till this year, think back to what happened last November, o'h yeah! The democrats baby, yeah thats right, they took control of the purse, and threatened higher taxes and more spending and oh "global warming". Thank the liberal agenda for the problems we have today.

  • yes, it's all the liberals fault! Poor George stood by helplessly while the dirty liberals performed illegal wiretaps, removed Habeus corpus from the Constitution, sent kids to die for gasoline, and utterly crushed the economy.

    The Iraq war costs approximately $4,000 EVERY SECOND, and you're going to tell me that the movement towards cleaner energy is what bankrupted our nation. Fuck You. It's ignorant cruds like yourself that got us where we are today.

  • We send kids to die for gasoline? Wow... Has the whole FUCKING nation forgot about 9/11? Aww, man it was only a couple Thousand dead....We shouldn't go to war.

  • The HIJACKERS WERE SAUDI, you dip. I don't recall invading Saudi Arabia, do you?

    Bush is using those 'couple thousand dead' people to make big dividends for himself and his Saudi oil boyfriends, by using our military to TAKE OVER the most oil rich (25% of world supply!) ground on the planet.

    We have lost more soldiers than people who died on 9/11, by going to places that had nothing to do with it. PLEASE Explain to me HOW that makes sense.

  • It wasnt Saudi Araba....

  • No, it wasn't Saudi Arabia. It was Saudi Arabians (who had their flight training in US borders, under the command of Bin Laden, who was trained by the CIA). Fun Fact: American and allied troops had Bin Laden surrounded in the northern Afghan mountains, and were ordered not to advance on his position. That was several years ago, after 9/11.

  • US commercial bankruptcy filings jumped 56% in April from a year earlier, court records show.

    Business bankruptcy filings rose to 5,173, while total bankruptcy filings, including those by individuals, were up by 37% to 93,096. The figures were compiled from US court records by data provider AACER.

    Thanks George.

  • George W.Bush...the man who degraded the definition of a president.

  • That is all too true

  • @6543212341

    And Obama degraded it even further.

  • hmmm, yeah let's all trust this guy with the economy. Don't you wonder why we have a 3 trillion dollar deficit? over 2 million home foreclosures? severe recession? Inflation on gas/food? Give the monkey a nuke buttom why don't ya.

    At least we got a good laugh out of it along with the rest of the world, at the expense of all Americans.

  • We are all to blame. For far too long we let them get away with what ever they wanted. Still till this day GWBush is getting away with murder but history will prove him right... WTF. History will prove GWB is was and will alway be the worst President ever. Why did he get elected? Gays getting married, pro-life for the unborn and threat level orange. Keepem' scared and uneducated watch more Fox News. FOX=CCTV.

    We need a nation wide strike..... Election day, no work, no cars, no shopping. walk.

  • We must be the laughing stick of the world.

  • better ford..... ford life

  • Asshole should burn in hell for destroying our economy.

  • H O W does a buffoon like George get an MBA in business from YALE???????? HOW does something like that happen????

  • Because he was born into wealth, power and influence. George Bush is a classic example of unearned privilege (Paris Hilton would be another). He was born on third base but thinks he hit a triple.

  • Asshole should burn in hell for destroying our economy.

  • Use this money on goods and service from the USA. Do not buy Chinese crap. Thanks to all of our grandchildren and China for this loan. Go free from "Made in China" for a week/month/year/life. Pass this on please, start a movement. A Chinese embargo would be a great stimulus package. It will never happen on a government level but we could do it on a grassroots campaign.

  • Why? We screwed china over anyway now that their biggest buyer, US (we buy 20% of their exports) is going through a recession and now the factories there are falling apart with little to no profit.

  • What is the name of that music that is played at the beginning?? Somebody please tell me??

  • You mean "Hail to the Chief"? It's the president's theme music. It's not really a song at all.

  • I apologize for the double post, & making another post just to say this probably kinda defeats the purpose lol! Also, please don't think I am trying to preach to you, I am just stating my opinions. :)

  • It is so painful to watch and listen to him, I hope our next president is one I will actually be able to follow.

  • Good lord, this country is run by THIS moron? I'm glad his rein of stupidity is comming to an end. FINALLY!! americans must be stupid for voting for thid idiot TWICE!!

  • Not all Americans are idiots I sure as HELL didn't vote fir him

  • i know ur not an idiot, ur cool its the stupid republicans

  • In all honesty he lost the first election, due to large portions of black American's votes being disenfranchised.Bush will be remembered not because of positive accomplishments,but because he was the first president unable to do the traditional inaugural walk to the White House due to protesters and having eggs thrown at him. Not to mention being a puppet for the highest bidder. While I wasn't a big fan of Al Gore before his environmental crusades, he still would have been a better President.

  • wow there were eggs thrown at him? was that covered up in the media? good thats what he deserves. and yeah thats tru about the african american votes being disenfranchised

  • I think what happened in terms of press coverage the stations were most likely asked to edit around the public outcry, because besides in Farenheit 911, I don't recall hearing more then a couple of minor comments about the eggs and hordes of protesters in attendance. Unfortunately most of the eggs only hit the Limo, and Secret Service. It would have been damn classic to see a picture of President Bush covered in egg, for future school history books to use lol!

  • I think what happened in terms of press coverage the stations were most likely asked to edit around the public outcry, because besides in Farenheit 911, I don't recall hearing more then a couple of minor comments about the eggs and hordes of protesters in attendance. Unfortunately most of the eggs only hit the Limo, and Secret Service. It would have been damn classic to see a picture of President Bush covered in egg, for future school history books to use lol!

  • Maybe Der SS deserved some eggs too, and not G.W. Klutz

  • - not only ^^

  • lol, you are probably right! :)

  • I say let's give Bush four more years, he seems to be doing such a fine job. Wasn't he was appointed by God to run this country?

  • Bush is such a faggit ass bitch.

  • While I agree Bush is a despicable human being, comments like "faggit ass bitch", don't get us any closer to getting rid of him. We need to use our powers and freedoms as US citizens to group together to get rid of evil people like him. We should have put up a fight when the Patriot Act was accepted, but our country is getting lazy.

  • He's not evil he's just stupid.

  • His lack of intelligence, and ease to be manipulated makes him dangerous. He is protecting a small percentage of the populations money, which he in turn probably gets paid for. However, he know what he is doing enough to know it is wrong, so I would say he is a bad person.

  • Getting lazy. WOW.. That's an understatement!!

  • While it is true lazy is an understatement. However, I refuse to insult citizens of our country as a whole, the same way I refuse to insult or mock any other nation's entire populations as a whole. Through manipulation by our Government in the media and other means, our citizens are forced to be obedient because of fear. The news programs/papers of our country prefer to only report events that have a negative effect. It's not hard to understand why most Americans are afraid to speak/act out.

  • Getting lazy. WOW.. That's an understatement!!

  • Bush bankrupt his country.

  • BUSH BANKRUPT HIS FIRST COMPANY !

  • not that i like bush AT ALL, but theres tons of companies that  go bankrupt every single day, you could have thought of something better than that to say about him.

  • He is a disgrace!

  • Every country gets the president it diserves

  • Expert!

  • Dont forget to see Latest Bush impersonations of Frank Caliendo on Letterman. very funny as well

  • okeefilly

    "I am happy about only one thing and that is only in America can we get away with making fun of our President. Ha! Ha! "

    Thats such a typical american statement. You´ve actually bought the shit your goverment tells you. Without knowing anything about the world, you believe USA is the only democratic country in the world. That makes you as stupid as your president.

  • You are wrong. In Europe it is quit normal to do so!

  • These videos are funny! I am happy about only one thing and that is only in America can we get away with making fun of our President. Ha! Ha!

  • Interesting what everyone says about Bush. If he was not in office, then the shit would really hit the fan, because the world and our own citizens would see what the government has been up to. Lets face it, with this idiot taking the media stage, the focus is on him and not what the CIA and FBI have been up to. 'The Patriot act' has utterly fucked the constitution, and what little freedoms we had left. I'm going to go and live in Canada!!!

  • Yes, i'm right behind you.

  • Me too.

  • I feel kinda sorry for that man!

    I mean i dont know if he is stupid or just has a problem with expresing him self...

    Non the less i feel sorry seeing so many videos that make fun of him on the net!

  • Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.

    Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single cryptic line of coded message:

    370HSSV-0773H

    Bush was totally baffled, so he copied it at once to Condi Rice, the FBI, CIA, the NSA...

    REPLY: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

  • lol hehehe

  • Love this video.

    If you like this one, do a search for:

    "George Told A Dirty Lie"

    and watch a Chain Gang call Bush a liar.

  • wow geoge bush used to make speeches like crazy and had very fluent language and wasnt nervous.....

    Notice his hands throughout the video.....

  • HAHHAHAHA!!!

    this motherfucker's too good!

  • How the fuck did he even recieve a single vote in the elections? he's a dopey fuck, damn I can prolly run the US better then him.

  • guessed we got tricked huh? not once, but TWICE! ...silly us.

  • kill bush!

  • Bush has destroyed our economy...Mission accomplished!

  • ur a complete idiot for makin such a statement. did u bother doing a little research before makin a such an ignorant comment??

  • do a little research on our economy before makin a such ignorant comment.

  • here's a little research, in the past 5 years oil has gone up 4x what it was worth in $20. 2 million factory jobs have been shipped over seas.  Food prices have doubled. The dollar has depreciated 20% against the euro this year alone.

    Wages have not met with inflation, and the american people are becoming poorer each year.

  • yeh

  • George Bush exudes a sense of major guilt.

  • thats his motherfucking conscience...its nonsense!

  • man, how can these people sit there and listen to this shit and not laugh, for fuck's sake? they don't even look around to signal their confusion at his speech impediments. that's what truly bothers me.

  • lol, what a moron...."duh duh better afford...uh...uh..gro..LIFE!"

    what a stain on society.

  • I'm am a doctor and make a lot of money. - probably more than most people i know, but seriously, George bush is an idiot!!!

  • yea he's also helpin u make a lot of money too.

  • He was so close to saying the word "groceries" but instead he said "life." WTF, mr. president? lol

  • he's selling this country out, plain and simple. that's all politicians do these days.

  • I totally understand him and sounds to me like: "How should I know what the tax plan shall be good for?"

  • How can they do that with vetoed health care.(Another plan made by tony romo,he higherd him the same way Jerry Buss hiered Phil Jackson.)

  • Painful.

  • bush really a joker, why does a deck of cards need a JOKER?

    ALERT THE US DOLLAR AND CANADIAN DOLLAR ARE AT PARODY... AS THE YUAN SOARS

    BUSH AN ILLITERATE MONKEY [DON'T] BELEIVE SAME OLE BUSH RHETORIC....

    WHAT ABOUT HOUSING MARKETS?

    A FURRHER CREDIT CRUNCH?

    RECCESSION?

    BUSH KNOW NOTHING...HAHAHA

  • bush more than doubled the deficit, any moron can make a nation's economy boom by selling out that nation. that is any idiot but bush, the economy is growing but not booming

    if you let me write 300 billion dollars a year in hot checks i could show you a damn good time too

  • i just read an article that our deficit is at its lowest in 4yrs. its down to where it was in 2001. 205 billion!

  • yes, that means we will be that much further in debt at the end of this year than the beggining of this year, when our government screws up so bad that the fact that we are still going further into debt at more than 1 billion dollars every two days

    keep in mind this is also not counting our increase in military spending

  • hmm ur statment is contradicting articles ive have just read about our 'current' economy. so ur sayin our debt is gettin worse and worse every year? suggest u do search that says that and post it. try to find one from Aug of 2007

  • damn, deficit is down to 178 billion. fuckin king bush motherfucker!

  • idiot, there was a surplus when clinton left office.

  • "When Bill Clinton became president in 1993, The U.S. economy was already expanding, and the disintegration of the Soviet Union seemingly meant that defense spending could come down--which encouraged Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan to cut interest rates. Then Clinton got a Republican Congress in 1995 that was also eager to bring the budget into balance."

  • But we still had a republican congress when Bush became president and that is when we went from surplus to deficit, on top of that we are now taking money out of social security to make the deficit seem smaller, bush is bankrupting both US and social security.

  • What rag did you read that in? This country's deficit (including the regular funding and supplementals for Bush's Iraq debacle) will probably bankrupt the Treasury. OPEC has already started trading in Euros...if that trend continues, kiss your ass goodbye.

  • LOL are you serius? hahahaha

  • WHOSE THE REAL TERRORIST?

  • i think..bush does not appeal to the average american because of his bush-ness and elite status that only appeals to his BASE (29 TO 32%). really, i am a critic of a presidency who profits ofF war , a false war at that and then SACRIFICE other people lives ..other people kids...bush and cheney are evil... FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY.... A WISE MAN ONCE SAID "THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF WAR IS PEACE" NOT TO THE WAR COMPLEX OF THE BUSH BASE.

  • "War can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun"

  • When the world and the peoples minds are truly sick.

    Then this is the outcome of Subverting honesty and integrity.

    There are no words to appropiatly say why this man is any kind of world leader.

  • Job creation is almost keeping pace with the increase in population. Still, over all, it's the worst record since Hoover, the fellow who presided over the onset of the Great Depression. "Average income' is up: So what? Median income is down: the average PERSON makes less now than when Bush came into office. Cost of living is much higher than 6 years ago. Fuel: up 100%, education:up 44%, health care premiums: up 80%, affordable housing: scarce.

  • the bush economy and clintons is nearly identical. i just did one search on google and found a few articles stating such. so whats all this talk about that "king" bush is ruining our economy? enlighten me

  • what a fucking idiot

  • wow. intelligent debate. good job.

  • we were debating? i was pretty sure that debating was when you presented facts to state your opinion; you presented garbage that had no factual backing whatsoever, so debating your point is pointless, since it already broke itself.

  • What is the DOW average now? Idiots.

  • Yale has no standards. Go Berkeley!

  • I think he's just pretending.

    This whole idiot thing's just an act of deception.

  • what are you talking about?? I dont think you thought that comment through, why would he pretend to be an idiot?? How does that help him in any way what so ever??

  • Lol is funny see a president who don't know what HE talking abuot,jajaja.

    I think a 8 years old has more IQ than him.lol.jajaja

  • bush is so stupid that you almost feel sorry for him (but I don't). He