Dragon Age Origins: Shale

[straywolf184]

lmfao XDD

[Chikaze01]

I lost it when Shale simply shrugged when the glanced at her. XD

[TheMahoniBoni]

epic^^ thats why dragon age is the best damn game ever xD

[KrayoToxin]

the first time i played through the dlc and came to this bit i was buckled in two xDD shale goes everywhere with me alogn with zevran and sometimes a mage but usually its alistar lol

[cokemies]

i were very confused when this happened to me :D

[batman2105]

Isn't the chicken from the Counterstrike map de italy? :D

[DuskWolf93]

@batman2105 lol yeah! that chicken has put up with a lot.

[TheAndrewisawsome]

there should be a romance option for shale

[Blade0204]

Yes ofc its called The Stone Prisoner

[enterprise0709]

this.... thing is recruitable in DA:O Right? Do i need to have some DLC first?

[Tutterize]

the chicken didnt get a chance to put a dislike on this video :D

[TheNufaDude]

*Massive thud*

*Looks back*

*Golem shrugs*

[LitzGR]

Pigeon Crap! xD

[pct87]

where do i get shale?

[DJmiczet]

considering the dislike bar no chickens or pigeons watched this video. Not that there is so many left

[robloxfan459]

shale KICKS UTTER ASS. god it was worth the fifteen bucks i spent to get it. for those who dont know, shales equipment is split from a defensive crystal (large) and offensive crystals (small) with different elements. the more pure the crystal, the better the benifits to shales damage.

[SuperFatBull]

@robloxfan459 and some of the "equipment" sell good as hell!

[robloxfan459]

@SuperFatBull yea, especially if you got that idiot loyd to join the militia. he dies, and his barmaid takes over. she doesnt charge you at all, she just GIVES you stuff. and best of all, she respawns teh crystals, so you can leave, come back, and take em again. rince and repeat and you can get like 40 soverigns at level 20 in 15 minutes.

[Raafi1234]

Somebody call PETA! Lol pigeon crap!

[MrRyfoe]

@rapidcombo your a prick you started that fight for no reason dick head don't act hard behind your keyboard cuz one day you'll get fucking killed for being so damn annoying

[mooman139]

@CupcakeKillar What about Wynne? "Horsefeathers!" 

[mooman139]

Ahh..Shale. Bioware's Dragon Age Origin's very own HK-47.

[MaverickAlvis]

@mooman139 For some reason, I got the same impression.

[Warlockrealm]

i came here with a rogue two warriors and a mage, everyone almost fully injured no way i could beat it had to go back and fix myself up get pots and im going to get shale now :D wish me good luck

[gard0i]

Shale RAWKS! Funny as hell, the best charter! :)

[CrashB111]

0:13 0:14

Dat side ass.

[cooliosmyname]

chicken disaproves -1000000

[shan9usfc]

She is stuck with her chicken shit outfit.

(It's a female)

[OneTeenager]

Pigeon Crap!

[Aroddo]

morrigan approves +10

[lordlight1000]

how do u get shals brilliant crystals

[kadu21]

........Shrug....... lol

[TarotMage]

The shrug at the end did it for me. I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. XD

[r3tardedk1d]

long time ago the dwarves were using their souls to create an army of golems. Few of the people knew that this is wrong, but almost everyone have been obsessed by the power of an single golem which is equal to the strength of 4-5 dwarves, but later on the making of golems was forbidden and etc and etc. All the golems have fairly the same voice.

[KyronRW]

Chicken disapproves -5

[asianboyJhC]

who the hell is shale?? where do you find him?

[robloxfan459]

@asianboyJhC shale is a DLC only character obtainable in the DLC content, the stone prisoner, for $15.00 or if you bought the special edition version, its a free addon. if you complete the dlc quest for shale, he will join your party and will take up the final spot in your party.

[SniperDiz]

is a Geth?

[jembalang42]

BAWHWHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA­HAHA

[Hellyn18]

I love the Gray Wardens face when he turns around XD "Huh, WTF?"

[elchinox12]

shes a golem cuz she volunteered to be one it is all explained in one of the side quests and well she has a deep voice cuz... well shes a golem!!

[tangpuz500]

Is it necessary to get the shale code when I buy the cd? What I don't like about the cd is that it won't patch to my computer, and the code was expired. And I saw the some websites that you can dowload patched Dragon Age game. So I thought that Shale can be free.

[MrJustinArt]

I understand Shale's undying hatred for birds. Statues and birds doesn't get along very well

[Rocketfist15]

@MrJustinArt That makes a lot of damn sense...

[emirhasa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[indianajonesfan4ever]

why cant anybody make a vid with the conversation between chaladrian and shale?

i've played through the game but the F'ing DLC didn't work until i've done the game. and who has the energy to replay the game when the computer crashes every 40 minutes

[Relhio]

You can feel the evil taint in the chicken !

[Tommyboijoe]

Love it how they all look back and he's like, 'Meh'

[iCrapInfo]

Rofl, what if a chicken was an Archdemon? "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY - BWAAK" *Gets lightly poked by the Summer Sword and dies* xD

[bultpoep123]

i've lost shale. uhm where can i find it back? does any1 know?

[RCarchikan]

Shale: Ooh look a chicken! *stomp*

[Zorrko20]

Haha!! :D cool xD

[goldsaint89]

I already passed the game and I didn't get that character, how do I get her??

(I am playing the normal version of the game)

[hunter4life888]

STOMP hahahahahahahaha i loved that lol

[rapidcombo]

hahaha epic

[suppozed]

Lmao gotta love Shale, easily one of the funniest characters.

[BungeeFiesta]

if shes a woman dwarf then why is her voice so deep like a man and why is she a golem?

[bainyshmall]

@BungeeFiesta her voice is deep like a golem, shes not a woman dwarf anymore, for the whole story you have to play out the Shale character quest in game

[BungeeFiesta]

@bainyshmall im saying why is she a golem what did she do?

[bainyshmall]

@BungeeFiesta thats a spoiler, you have to play the game to find out :p

[Nyrufa]

@BungeeFiesta She's the only female volunteer for the golem army. Unfortunately, something happened to strip her of her memory. If you bring her to the dwarves during the Caridin quest, you can find her home thaig.

Turns out her name as a Dwarf was Shayl, so the wizard who owned her got it pretty close. XD

[bainyshmall]

@BungeeFiesta her voice is deep like a golem, shes not a woman dwarf anymore, for the whole story you have to play out the Shale character quest in game

[rapidcombo]

@BungeeFiesta FUCK OFF U ANNOYING PRICK

[BungeeFiesta]

@rapidcombo what i will do is "FUCK" your mum cos she didnt pay me last night so im gonna go rape her "U ANNOYING PRICK" freaking peice of crap

[rapidcombo]

@BungeeFiesta hahahah CHILD u wouldn't know how to FUCK anything.

[BungeeFiesta]

@rapidcombo at least i dont suck my dads penis for breakfast you can afford breakfast so your dad wanks him self for sperm so you can drink it

[rapidcombo]

@BungeeFiesta hahahah!! what a fucking idtiot, your so STUPID, are u in speacial classes in school? do u have one of those helper teachers lol u spastic!

[BungeeFiesta]

@rapidcombo how the fck do you know i even go to school you freaking gay rapist stalker

[rapidcombo]

@BungeeFiesta its abit obvious that your a kid lol

[elfmann243]

@BungeeFiesta shes actually voiced by a women :D but obviously its edited to give that golemy effect.

[CheatForPC]

Man, I love your DAO vid... one of the best I've seen on YouTube.

People want to get their stats (Attributes, Skills, Spells) all maxed out to Level 4 early, watch this vid: watch?v=zopos1B6Elc

[MJSpiritual]

DEATH TO ALL PIDGEONS!!!!!

[THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE]

@MJSpiritual its a chicken...

[Assassinperson1]

Shale is a girl, DUH. ( for all those who didn't know)

[Baloth86]

@Assassinperson1 And: (WARNING: SPOILER!!!!!) She has been a Dwarf! So I got 2 Male and 2 Female Chars in my group and 3 of them are born as Dwarfes! Fourth Char in my group is Wynne...

[heartbeat3]

That was hilarious Im gonna make him go back and do that. Im really enjoying this game. I wish you could have 5 characters in your group instead of 4 though. Except for that I can t crab about anything. Downloaded the grey wardens old temple and it was a ok quest too but once you done it you can get back inside the building but there is a chest for storing junk you dont want to sell. Right now Im trying to figure out the Shales past quest.

[Luxa3000]

help me! ok i might get her but is she worth it? i mean shes funny and all but is she kick ass good or just ehh?

[bainyshmall]

@Luxa3000 Shale kicks ass

[Luxa3000]

@bainyshmall thank you~

[joethehero2]

@bainyshmall Plus, she's the only character who can't be grabbed by dragons or ogres.

[BiowareGirl]

@Luxa3000

Shale was the best tank I had :o

[lastride29]

best moment in game lol

[nicobelllic]

hey, i have a couple of questions about shale. i currently cant hook up live on my xbox because of technical issues, but if i downloaded her at my friends house would she stay? or do you have to stay signed on to keep her? and also does all of your characters you creat get to get her or only one character? please write back thanks

[bainyshmall]

@nicobelllic i play on PC so i cant really tell you about Live, but i would assume you can still use downloaded content when offline, you can on PC anyway. And yes once you have the DLC its available to all your characters, its a quest to get Shale in your party.

[THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE]

@nicobelllic i think you can play it offline, like with all DLCs

[KitsuAkari]

lol take shale to soldier pek and you will see like 3 bird following her...

lol

[blt52894]

u no this is epic =D

[wikiporno]

How come I can't get shale? I've looked everywhere for her!

[Speedzx3]

shale is the the stone prisoner DLC you have to download it

[moemoney012]

SPLAT

[Whips2Kicks]

Gotta love Shale. She's my favorite companion in the whole game. :)

[sirsamsam1]

LOL shale realy is a girl dwoff!!!!!

P.S. DEATH TO PIGINS!!!!!

[Hannahgirl4114]

haha

[Samjagstang]

what a way to end the DLC :P

[Darkranko]

That reminds me of the Scene in Conan the Destroyer, when Grace Jones starts freaking out about the mouse and they a look at her. She just shrugs and keeps going. lol

[lemon9265]

ya thats was really funny good job .... putting that up !

[TheGdGamer]

lol when i got shale and we left the village he crushed it and i started laughing really loud when he shrugged

[sbamba7219]

fantastic !!! lol

[djmarkhalley2k9]

hahaha poor chicken

[kontojutube]

he's a she?

[MacMachineMan]

holy shit.

its a gurl? i didnt know that...

[319aaron]

@1Kaka123 if you put in the dragon armor code, it will say purchased. then click it and pick download. it will be in your inventory. i dont know about shale though

[CatClaws27]

OMG. I laughed so hard i was sobbing. I love Shale so much. She's soo funny.

[tichergeorge]

she?

[319aaron]

@tichergeorge shes a dwarf that volunteered to be a golem

[CatClaws27]

Mhmm. You find out later in the game.

[W33Dblazer]

hey i try to get the free xbox month live thing

but it wont let me when i try to make it

anyone know how to fix this?

witoout it i cant get shale :((

[DisturbedbyDeth356]

Shale is easily one of the most entertaining characters in the game. This video shows why.

[SPAWNKILLER3344]

@baerliiimauzpenafwam ur a retarded spammer the game doesnt have online

[3DTyrant]

lol i loved that part, and how he calls you "it" xD

[Gunganbuster]

Shale is so awesome that she deserves the "Almost as cool as Wrex" award, the highest honour a video game character can achieve.

[stickmanrhys]

Lol shale own3d dat chicken

[SlashSeven7]

you get the armor from a store clerk, and i don't know how to get shale

[blazefpyro]

or you could use the code the game gives you moron. stop trying to scam.

[H0RnsH1GH]

when u beat the dlc is shale like an unlockable character?

[greekpanther1]

how do u get this golem, i didnt get it, is it because u didnt destroy the anvil?

[CroCuy]

@greekpanther1 you get him if you buy a certain dragon age origins game, it includes downloadable content, which includes Shale, and Blood dragon armor.

Ive never used them yet and i dont think i want to, now that i finally see how shale really looks.

[greekpanther1]

lol i completed the game now anyway

[PLOGhost]

@CroCuy if your serious about not using it I'll take it off your hands.

[PhannyBananny]

I LOL'd so hard at this when I played it.

[Aoscaden]

Rofl.

[DJKillzz]

turns out the chicken was the archdemon :o lawl

[SlaptheNaziZombie]

@DJKillzz LOL

[bainyshmall]

in one of the conversations you can have, Shale says something along the lines of " I'm no longer the dwarf i once was, i'm more of an it than a she" although at the end of the game discusses the possibility of finding ways of becoming a dwarf again.

[MrPatrick1980]

That was no  chicken. That was EVIL INCARNATE!!!

[JPProductionsStudio]

I laughed as well, just did this DLC now ^^ Warden's Keep worth it??

[Promenius]

Yeah, it's worth it. You get two unique abilities, but as for the story?

...Meh, it's okay. Not the best, but certainly not the worst.

[bainyshmall]

also the commander's armour is pretty good and looks cool

[drinkbudyXD]

it feels like cheating,you can get very good shit early on so=_= specially if you planned shit right

[gasteslenn]

This is beter than WoW

[Kalen1617]

@gasteslenn yeah it was for 2weeks

[1GonzoMonzo1]

lol

[destructo45]

i hate it that so many people can afford a lot of stuff to make their computers run the game at very high quality and i have to have low quality MY COMPUTER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bainyshmall]

it doesn't really require a high end pc to look ok, my computer is pretty crappy and can still play it maxed out

[WNCDave]

I spent only $100 for my upgrades. A Nvidia GeForce9400GT video card and a 550W power supply. Both bought for approx. $50 apiece. I installed both of them in about 5 minutes. Before that my rig was basic, now it has handled all games I have thrown at it thus far.

[drinkbudyXD]

you were ripped off i guess :)

[zacatk16]

female* lol

[zacatk16]

btw...shale is femalew1

[smashforhit]

no its a dude

[BlackwingDrake]

@smashforhit Nope, it's a Girl.

[unsf8518]

I fucking love Shale :D I laughed my ass off when that happened.

[itsmemhar]

lol.. i laugh my ass off when he did this.. btw.. can you have him again when you start new game?

[buhlayke]

yes u can its dlc it never goes

[whatevr99]

Shale is not someone you'd want to take to an aviary.

[StarLitStranger]

Oh yes... Your bird thing.

[cabalia454]

love her response.

*shrug* :/

[Fredvdp]

I love it when you remove him from your party in the party selection screen.

"Pigeon crap!"

[iustin123]

Hahaha!That was hilarious! <3

[plmqaz1994]

how do u find him ?

[MrMalavon]

He's in the dlc stone prisoner.

[plmqaz1994]

i know but what like town ?...

[Fuuin]

You need to find a merchant that offers to sell you a control rod. I'm not entirely sure exactly what the place you need to go to is called, but it's to the east of Redcliffe.

[plmqaz1994]

thanks :-D

[ExplosiveChickens]

@plmqaz1994 It's called Sulcher's pass

[Apoctolypto]

shes a she not a he maybe more of a it but still a she

[Iskar1337]

This isn't even the funniest thing he does, wait and see :)

[plmqaz1994]

Lol

[FenrPrkl]

Funniest moment in the game so far. I'd say Shale almost rivals HK-47 in hilarity, but maybe not. He still makes me laugh out loud though, all the time.