QWOP - 65 meters

[agentejnj]

this is what happens when you use drugs and start to run!

[TheParkingCar]

QWOP sucks.

[IndigentiaSumEgo]

LOL

THE TOP COMMENTS ARE AWESOME!

[x3Cookehsx3]

**STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP**

[ichundichundduunder]

can somebody explain me what this is ? whats qwop ? what is this guy doing ?

[jrw97]

@ichundichundduunder Google it.

[stickmakerman]

@ichundichundduunder he is qwoping

[TehProductionzz]

Wow this olympic runner runs fast...

[ChaseP11000]

I did this, got past the hurdle, but my back foot caught on the hurdle, threw it into the air, and it knocked me down.

[MrLycantree]

HOW TO DO?

[TheNoob131]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!

[cod3461]

thumbs up if you hate 009 sound system

[1916Fitzy]

how many weeks did it take ya to master that :L

[TheItzMeAndy]

Wtf is this?

[yomama1691]

am i the only one who put there mouse where the mouse was in the video?

[mario64483]

i did that in qwop but only made it to 21.9 meters

[KeisariWilezinho]

name of the song?

[jjmara01]

@KeisariWilezinho i know its a dreamscape song so go look it up i guess XD

[jjmara01]

@KeisariWilezinho sorry it was space and time of 009 sound system (got confused their name with one of their songs :P)

[njskiinglegend]

The top comments on this video are by and large the funniest things I have ever seen. I cannot stop laughing.

[innavoiG]

fucking song ....

[njskiinglegend]

But will it qwop?

[sk8r4lifeyo]

@njskiinglegend That is the question.

[saussagerolldude]

My records 103.3 beat that suckers!

[sk8FORlife981]

no fucking way

[sk8FORlife981]

no fucking way



[kingt34]

I just did 40. metres without doing the slide thing... THIS GAME IS SO HARD YET ADDICTIVE! lol!

[AddieLuver09]

This is like...one of those bad dreams when you can't run away fast enough

[Drehiers]

eu fiz 69m facinho video fail

[randomizer885]

My record running like that is 39.9.

[M1CKYD2296]

......... skip skip skip to my lou .....

[JoKicksAss]

I start up good but then I end up running like a Monty Python Character.

[JoKicksAss]

I start up well but the I end up running like a Monty Python character =/

[MrPranoy]

My record is, behind the finish line

[sapachino]

that guy runs like a psycho

[seba1298]

My record is.... 3 metres xd

[epb111]

holy shit you can actually make him run

[586armon]

HOW!!!!!!!!

[Rotemetoot]

If you don't know what this is all about it looks like a dude coming out of the closet in a heroic way, on one of the gayest songs available.

[kronicred]

@Rotemetoot gawd i love the way you rocked my vibe with this comment

[legodude9078]

I got 66.8 meters!

[tlascar]

nice, i got 67.5m :D

[tank19768]

You sir are a legend

[nitsuj3150]

nice

[TheKBWhiZz]

Ceck out my QWOP video :)

[TheFluffy1029]

the guy looks so happy just jumping along. : )

[AugustLopez]

Your supposed to jump over the hurdle.......not run through it then flop like you just developed cerebral paulses

[BostonSecret45]

is this the special olympics?

[Genkishii]

HE IS DOING THE CREEP DANCE :|



[DJOuterCore]

Friends? I don't think so. Loljk wow I'm impressed.

[MegaKabloom]

I WOULD QWOP 500 MILES

[123imdeaf]

@MegaKabloom LOL

[SirSeventyFour]

@2badimcool you simply cannot QWOP into Mordor

[54295662134]

Personal Best: 10.4

[UberDudditz]

Are you using Linux?

[2badimcool]

QWOP INTO MORDOR

[XDarkAfterLifeX]

this game is retarded

[flavius717]

the whole time i was watching this i wuz in shock and awe. not because u got 65 meters but becuz u ran like a real person. WTF HOW DO U DO THAT? PLZ TELL ME

[SugarNeko]

WTF HOW

[MacAttackHD]

Thank you for doing it the real way instead of the 15000 other videos i see where people are like "OMFG I JUST BEAT QWOP LOOK AT ME NOT ACTUALLY RUN BUT SCOOT ALONG THE GROUND!!!!!"

[bboyliangwei]

lol... nice one, my record was 51.3

what song is this by the way? =)

[ragingteddybears]

It looks like his legs

*Puts on Sunglasses*

just won't qwoperate.

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[zfish9]

@ragingteddybears One. Free. Internet. To you, just for that pun XDD

[gene2u]

Excellent, I've gone fairly far, but not with the great technique here.

[oscarsanders07]

for those who dont know how to do the run correctly, what you do is press WO same time for his left (your right) leg and QP at same time for his other leg

[crazybiker420]

i beat this game using half running and half knee dragging. i played it way to much and im sooo sick of it now. i should record a video.

[KWtheAcer]

my funniest drop down was when the guy the backflip and land on his head LOL

[OoFuZiioNxX]

i got 100 meters on my first try ohhh wait that makes me a lier i love how people comment saying i did it in less than 5 goes hahahaha

[Swag1er]

Why does everyone make it seem like this game is so hard?? I got to 100.2 on like my 4th try

[TheForgottenMarioBro]

@Swag1er Ahaha, no you didn't you little liar. Videos or it didn't happen.

[rax1448]

@Swag1er lier

[NaDexCheese]

hahaha dude i was scared cause it was like oshit a mouse and mine on my mac which im using right now is the same type of mouse and so anyway it was already sitting right where the thing was then i moved it and there was another one.....

[TOTOandRICHY]

i got 79 mtrs beat that

[DJHARDKILLER97]

i got 100.5 on my second ever attempt  first was 0.08

[TheHockeykid65]

like if u put yr mouse over the mouse in the video

[sew96]

I've made bout 63 metres "wobbling" along the track ;P

[CrazYMadarfakaR]

funniest shi* i've ever seen about qwop! watch?v=-mKDd_X9nls

[irawrbetterxp]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[RavenWydle]

ministry of silly walks training simulator

[lipslide101]

failblog.org x10

[FlyGuy0120]

Tap O once or twice to lean forward, then start alternating between QP and WO slowly. Switch keys when his front foot is flat in the air.

[IfUCWhatIC]

QWOP f'n master

[suseclare]

bullSHIT you played once before recording this! it's taken me over a month to even work out the strategy.. and i still faceplant at 6ish meters EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[vinnycas1]

uaeuhuheauhaeu it's too hilarious ehueaue

[NatPJ1]

Ministry of silly walks is disappoint in your efforts. This is hardly silly....

[noiosofo]

@mrjubble must be the special olympics

[polpotsdog]

i love this tune. what is it? (sarcasm).

[deathwoulf]

wo-qp-wo-qp-wo-qp

that is the controls to do this,it took me an hour to figure it out...

[kiirakunn]

my best is -100 meters

[therapsids]

Start off by holding W. This will leave you doing the splits with your left leg jutted out in front. Keep holding W and tap Q about once per second. It may take about ten minutes but you will reach the end.

[TheHackingAwesome]

SLOOOOOOW MOOOOTIOOOOON

[zakoe07]

My best is 3.2 meters

[TheRawrr3]

my highest score is 10.1 meters. wtf!

[grnsgottaM]

Right knee drag, good for 100.3 meters. That was fun. So much fun I don't ever have to play again. Great to get people suckered in, and try to finish.

[grnsgottaM]

24.3 meters here, and it put the ugg in ugly!

[rufixica]

how tha f u c k do taht?

[connerisawsome]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY QWOP INTO MORDOR

[PlasticbottleP]

you should have put eye of the tiger on here but nice running ps I couldent get pass 10m

[thedisc231]

how did you get past 1m?!?!?!

[irvykinneas]

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE I CANT REACH 5 METERS

[jasmineddd17]

hacked

[jokethejokethejoke]

i got 100 just fall on your knees and it's gonna be easier

[truepokefan]

OMG dude if you mastered this plz comment back and tell me how your technique works..!!

[ZacharyHere]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY QWOP INTO MORTAR!!

[meghanh11]

"I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU GOOD."

I laughed. So hard.

<u<;

[wordsonmylips]

how the fuck?!?!!? i just wobbble along the floor :)

[JuanSierra1000]

@wordsonmylips

hold "w" and then "o"

and then "q" and the "P"

[limegreentumbler]

@wordsonmylips look it up it says how to do it

[lego096]

@wordsonmylips 8P

[lia14lia]

@wordsonmylips

press W and O at the same time, then as his foot hits the floor press Q and P at the same time. (make sure his body weight is shifted foward) That's just how to make him actually run instead of crawl along the floor , but this technique hardly makes the game any easier.

[KillerMan11000]

@wordsonmylips hold W,O util ur feet hit the ground then press and hold Q,P untill feet hit ground ...REPEAT

[SLACKENIK]

ftw

[F34R3DxR4G3]

He runs like a welchman

[XenocideXII]

Holy shit you got him to run like a human not a welshman!

[Ursin55]

just press w and o and then q and p repeat it. should be the same technic like in the video

[dahlycanwithblackfur]

I developed the ultimate techique which made me get to 100m easily, problem is it takes about 10 minutes and basically consists of sliding your right knee across the ground while gaining distance by twitching your right leg.

[JuberLOL]

@dahlycanwithblackfur Everyone discovered that technique

[6patl3a]

fake and gay

[cincameron]

@dahlycanwithblackfur .... must hurt his knee alot... come up with a better way... that doesnt seem painful XD

[randomizer885]

@dahlycanwithblackfur everyone uses that technique -_-

[killthrillabs]

ITS THE MOUSE CURSOR I TELL YOU! BE WARNEED PEOPLE BE WARNEED!

[Harrewho]

OH WTF!!! A FA*ING MOUSE CURSORRR!!!!

[1angrycow]

i got 98.8 crawling on the guys knees.....lets just say i punched qwop in the face after i failed lol!

[JayEis1337]

@1angrycow Too bad once you reach 50 there is a hurdle fail...

[PDSlilsis]

lol. that's slightly ridiculous. i'm extremely jealous of your champ-ness. (:

[Reallaty]

i got to 100 in 8 minutes wtf does 65.3 metres really deserve 300k views?

[StudleySwimmer]

9.4 bitches!

[sasakexumi]

bull shit you did not do that and the game is so stupid in many ways

[hebby444]

HOW!!!

[siliconeboob]

If guys actually ran like this in the real olympics I believe there would be more viewers! I cannot believe how much I am laughing at something so stupid!

[FiloPrideYepImFilo]

2:22 chicken man pecking at the grond

[sk8rxpert5]

i got 98.5 lol



[proudy97]

I did 100.3 in my first day of playing, all you do is hold down w and keep pushing qop in a random order. If you look like you're going to fall backwards, just hold down w and don't push anything else.

[goremurder10]

i made it 89.0 and i failed

[SlowlyJordison]

How do you move him like that? :O

[alariddathreman]

I keep moving my mouse trying to get rid of that cursor :P

[yankeessuck101]

my high is 50 making my dude actually run..that hurdle shit fucked me up lol

[BecomingAdrian]

WOO my record is 4.3 metres... I'm genuinely proud :D

[RastaManVIBRATIONJah]

fake

[john1513jhh]

i love how gracefully this guy makes him run

[norwenglish]

Holy fuck you're actually good.

I made it to 100, but it the guy was doing the splits the entire way, about 20 minutes.

[thegauntlet90]

100.9 M! aww yeah!

what i did was only use q and w, just holding w and pushing q once in a while pretty much just inching forward all the way there

[SeoulBandit84]

look up "QWOP FAYUL"

[Edcastaneda1]

100.1m! The secret is to hold down the W button. Pushing the O and P button one after the other. When he does a split lift him up using the Q. Do this and you are sure to finish the damn thing!

[anonymous4698]

Why the fuck does every add this shitty song to their videos?

is it some sort of ironic meme????

[Krispitexture]

@anonymous4698 its inspirational music, look how far he got qwop to run!!!

[ilikecoding]

The game goes with the music..both annoying

[kmoo2]

the farthest ive got is 38.9 (:

[Videoforthewin]

5 star for the mouse cursor

[squallrulz20]

99.9 m and fail =.=

[ViktorVictorious]

respect well done! but looks so stupid...

[UKeShe2]

wow he actually kinda looked like he was running lol

[squ3ky16]

I JUST MADE HIM CRAWL AND I WENT ALL THE WAY TO 70

[jmaster7000]

He doesn't have any cartledge

[AlchemyOmega]

my best is 1.9m

My best(in my opinion) is -1.5m

[SeoulBandit84]

look up "QWOP FAYUL"

[Penguin9796]

you got a hiyer score than me

[PlatinaAranyProducti]

I finished this. took like 10mins what you do is hold W and P and DONT LET GO! then quickly press Q for a little move.

[gabriell426]

@PlatinaAranyProducti Lmaooo ur rii

[CainmosniMirrored]

My best is 37.9 and my hands are numb after playing for about an hour

[molicadbury]

Has anyone noticed that when this guy falls, it says he's gained 1.4 - 1.5 m of ground. Doesn't that make him about 1.5 m tall? o_o

[toodler123]

ive done better but still thats really really good

[infectedkhaos]

tap o to lean forward then press qp together for first step then press wo for second step and repeat

[nick41324]

@MrMiniRage hahaha nice one XD

[MrMiniRage]

The special olympics highlights video.

[Swimbyrd]

@MrMiniRage stfu, why would you say that?!?!

[daveleavitt]

FAKE AND GAY!!!!!!!!!!1

[ASPerlman]

65.3 meters? Aww yeah.

probably like the most classic line ive ever read

[p1zl3]

How can simulated running be more difficult than actually running? QWOP, that's how.

[Le0xoxBaBy04]

LUCKY FUCK.

[ASPerlman]

@Le0xoxBaBy04 Hahaha nice

[MRONOMOTOPIA]

haha i beat it every time i play now...i press p to start and then hold w while tapping q its long but easy..