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  • The Great Blue Lion !!

  • lmao @ all the doubters and haters...how's that working out for ya this season? No missed snaps, over 4,000 yards, over 30 touchdowns and one win from the playoffs...Stafford's the man!

  • this is a trey parker song ... from the movie ... wtf i forget but funny its about ahmish / b.a.g becoming a porn star ... but never has sex ... funny

  • 1:26 look at the score and the time.. HES A MAN!!

  • I was totally singing this song all day today.

  • this sounds like its from south park 

  • @1997goblue its the same guys but from the movie orgazmo.

  • THis is seriously the best work out jam ever!!!

  • "No it's probably the titties" lmao

  • ahah this video is fucking hilarious! Stafford=pimp

  • You mean wo-man.. He was going against the Browns. hahaha.. By the way he got his shoulder torn apart. He is a bitch. Two seasons Two season ending injuries. He has played 13 of 32 games.Imagine if he worked a 9-5 Monday through Friday. He would come to work Monday,Tuesday call in soft wed,thurs,fri..

  • @detroit31309 U have no idea about sport do u. I am making a guess here but I bet u can barely run 100 metres let alone get smashed by Peppers going at 100 mph. U sad character.

  • @detroit31309 you sound like an idiot. How many yards did you throw for last week? Touchdown's? oh yeah, thats right, your profession is being a bag of douche.

  • MATTHEW STAFFORD TO CALVIN JOHNSON=BEAST period

  • josh freeman, Period. don't even reply to this shit

  • @CDsnuts000 if stafford had freemans line...stafford would dominate...

  • @FHSEagles2012

    Lmao....the bucs line had no consistency due to injuries. if stafford was behind the bucs line, he'd still get ass pounded. It was freeman's elusiveness and sheer power that made the bucs o-line look decent.

  • C'mon Stafford, fuck those shoulders brah, don't need em.

  • @DetroitLionsGuru And the O-Line lets the QB get smeared every other play?? erm.... they were NUMBER 6 overall in the NFL for passer protection last year. I bet you're a Backus basher.... Backus vs Peppers + Allen + Clay Matthews, 6 games last year, 3.5 sacks from them COMBINED. Against 3 of the elite pass rushers in the NFL, I'd take that anyday. In fact in 6 NFC North games Detroit sacked the QB 19 times whilst they sacked our QB 10 times. The O-Lines pass protection last year was GOOD.

  • @frobishero i understand everyone is throwing this "6 best in passer protection" out there.. but man what people dont undersstand is.. look at how many throw away's the lions quartback's had last year they simply throw it to the side lines when they were gunna get sacked.. it makes this stat look better than it was.. just fyi

  • @jwb864 So in other words, they did what you're supposed to do....not get sacked. The problem stat is, average yards per attempt. Can anyone find a Bryant Johnson highlight video?

  • @bigwalt2990 yes i undestand they did what they were sopost to do . im simply saying that is why that stat looks so good..it wasnt the o-line "oertecting" it is the qb throwing the ball away

  • It's funny, whenever people show how 'great' Stafford is, they always show clips from that one Cleveland game, or that one Rams game. What else has there been? Answer: NOTHING.

  • @DetroitLionsGuru

    you're a fucking moron. the 2 drives where he was healthy against the lions, both led for touchdowns. a whole game against the redskins, throws 4 tds. the gaem against the jets, threw 2 tds and was on the verge of leading them to another victory before he was hurt again. when he's healthy, he's shown signs of greatness. to trade him away after two years? a first overall pick? they invested way too much into him to do that. you're beyond stupid, you're actually retarded.

  • @DetroitLionsGuru @DetroitLionsGuru your name should be DetroitLionsGaylord and you don't know dick. Firstly, what Rams game?? 2009 where he had a shit game? I thought you were a Guru? It was Shaun Hill who torched the Rams last season. Which leads me onto....why should the Lions have drafted a QB this season? We have Shaun Hill and (possibly) Drew Stanton, who both OUTPERFORMED (QB rating) last years number one draft pick, Sam Bradford who by all accounts had a good year.

  • @DetroitLionsGuru Sam Bradford is considered a better prospect than all of this years class of QBs by pretty much all the analysts, at least in terms of passing. So I'm happy to roll with Stafford as starter with Hill and (hope they reward him with a contract) Stanton as backups, rather than take a crappy QB from this draft.

  • But Stafrord has done nothing, other than get hurt every time he falls down. Yeah the O-line sux and lets the QB get totally smeared every other play, but its' still not acceptable to have your QB play just a little bit in two years. I say get a new QB in the draft. Stafford's not tested, and thus is just as much of a beginner as a player out of the draft, except the player out of the draft is not a proven failure since they are always hurt,

  • He reminds me of Troy Aikman....

    Got knocked around a lot early on, missed some games due to injury, but plays at an elite level when he's healthy.

  • what makes a man the women in his hands just because she has big tities

    or is it the way he fights everyday

    no its probably the tities

    LOl this song is so funny

  • haha, suck it quinn

  • yeah ill take a 6-1 td-int ration qb anyday, especially over jay cutler, and mark sanchez, i do not like that sanchez kid at all, hes got a good team, hes NOT a man, or a good qb

  • Jay Cutler is not a man... haha

  • can Stafford get any softer lol? i mean the guy is a decent QB but he get hit and go down immediately..... Why the Lions is not better than the Falcon? look at the Atlanta Falcon, they looked like a mess when M.Vick went to prision in 07 and in two years, they turn to a playoff team with Matt Ryan.

  • @hvale2k5 thats why Stafford threw a touchdown with no time left in the game with a dislocated shoulder idiot

  • @hvale2k5 another reason stafford isnt like ryan is because the lions have a horrible o-line that would make peyton manning look average or even bad

  • fuck sanchez

  • Did he not have shoulder trouble in college also?

  • A level3 shoulder separation has ended Stafford's season/career. Drew Stanton is now the MAN.

  • @nevsky1961 haha stantons horrible, anyway stafford was awsome when he accutly played this season

  • @YOURDOOM1996 Stanton's hustle is fun to watch, at least when it didn't count (preseason). You are correct about Glassford being a better quarterback. It just sucks that the company rushed him back, so they could get their moneys worth out of him. LOL

  • @YOURDOOM1996 how is stanton horrible? he has done nothing wrong. for being a 3rd string qb, and keeping up with the rest of the league, id say hes doing amazing

  • @FamouslyFireburnt yea, hes done good i guess, ihe hasnt played much though because shaun hill is doing amazing as backup

  • stafford is my favourite player but this is just gay

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  • Just saw on ESPN, Stafford will start October 31st when the Lions play the Redskins

  • @DiserQB19

    And he did damn good!

    I was there.

  • @DiserQB19

    He then goes out and rips of 4 TD passes...that's what a MAN does!

  • i hated matthew because he's being a puss about his injury... but this song and video regained my confidence in him

  • is this song made by south park... if so what episode

  • shuda came back and led the team against the bears with a injured shoulder....i hate that nigga brett favre but i just know deep down that brett wouldnt have missed more than a week with the same injury as stafford

  • @foeasy16

    Well yeah cause Favre would have popped some pain killers and showed his dick to an intern...

  • @Crowser12781

    suckdude(.)com/

  • You know why he's a man? Week 11 '09 season vs. Cleveland. Watch the last 2 plays. There's maybe 3 other QB's in the league that would do that. Unbelievable.

  • whats the name of this song?

  • Calvin was double, or triple covered throughout most of the season. Matt could of had better guys catching the ball for him, but he was holding it down for a rookie.

  • A Man?

    Men don't have bones for breadsticks like Matt Stafford does....

  • @RarelyEvenn Men are those who have breadstick bones... but don't give a damn anyway

  • @RarelyEvenn - are you kidding? First off I think you meant breadsticks for bones you uneducated ass. Look at the hit from this video. Then watch the week 1 game this year where his LT let him get blind sided by one of the best DEs in the game. He's got breadsticks for bones? I say you've got a pussy for a mouth, with that weak, moist comment.

  • @curryay Matthew Stafford had fewer wins than Josh Freeman in his Rookie Season. And Matt had CALVIN FUCKING JOHNSON

    You're calling me uneducated? Wow. You're the one who supports Matthew Stafford. And trying to belittle me with your little twelve-year-old remarks. So fuck you. I can have my opinion, you must feel really big insulting someone over the internet. You're cool now. I can't say the guys not talented. But he had fewer wins that both Rookie QB's last year. That's a winner? LOL.

  • @RarelyEvenn it was their first year together jesus christ giv him a break hes better at football than you

  • @apdanglez Lol. I hope he is better than me. he's a professional quarterback.

  • @RarelyEvenn - you just misdirected my point. Let me recap - You said he is injury prone with your 'breadsticks' comment. I never spoke to the wins and losses, but specifically addressed that by pointing out the nature of the hits he's taken that have sidelined him- not to mention he threw a game winning touchdown with a sprained shoulder. If you want to make this about him being a 'winner' then argue with someone else, but don't misrepresent what I said.

  • @RarelyEvenn

    Call him an injury-prone pussy if you want. Hell, I did until that game against Cleveland, but anyone who can play with pain like that and throw a game-winning TD definitely has a future in the NFL.

  • @ChargersLVII I never said he didn't i said he doesn't have the toughness to make it.

    He needs to toughen up. He's still a kid.

  • @RarelyEvenn

    I think he's got plenty of toughness :s

    He's survived playing behind Detroit's O-line (and I mean literally survived. I think if someone like Brad Johnson, or Byron Leftwich was back there, they would literally have their lives ended by Julius Peppers, Jared Allen, or Clay Matthews).

    He became a genuine leader on his team as a rookie, because of his toughness.

    Plus, like I said, that game-winning drive against the Browns is how legends are born.

  • @ChargersLVII He's always getting hurt. He's not dependable.

  • @RarelyEvenn

    Behind Detroit's O-line?

    Put Tom Brady back there, and he's always be getting hurt too :/

    Put Favre back there, he'd DEFINITELY get crushed

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  • @RarelyEvenn

    In case you didn't notice, the only receiver they had past Calvin Johnson was Brandon Pettigrew. Both Calvin Johnson and Brandon Pettigrew got hurt last year. Bad blocking and no receivers will make ANYONE look like shit.

    Just ask Marc Bulger, Drew Beldsoe, or Donovan McNabb about that.

    As for the ages of Tom Brady and Brett Favre, 34 isn't really that old, for a quarterback, and Brett Favre is just a freak of nature.

    They'd both get killed playing for Detroit

  • @ChargersLVII You say Matt has toughness and where is he now?

    BENCHED. And Shaun Hill is over him.

    Where is Josh Freeman? Active.Never been injured. besides his thumb(which was a preseason injury)and has more Touchdowns than Matt this season. Lol? Drew Bledsoe had a good Offensive Line. he led the New England Patriots to two SuperBowls. McNabb just chokes all the time. Marc Bulger.... I can agree with you on that one. Johnson and Pettigrew got hurt because The Lions are the walking wounded.

  • @RarelyEvenn

    I was referring to Bledsoe's tenure with the Bills and Cowboys, where he got shipped out for JP LOSMAN, and benched for Tony Romo. As for Mcnabb, I was talking more about the O-line has now that he left Philly :p

    Besides, Stafford is presently injured. He'll get his job right back once he's healthy. I don't think there's anyone who thinks Shaun Hill is a legitimately better QB then Stafford :P

  • @ChargersLVII Shaun Hill isn't terrible. He tries to force the ball too much. Bledsoe was old. After he got his arteries severed by Mo Lewis, He should have retired right there. And Philly's O-line isn't necessarily bad, Look how well Michael Vick's played. Bledsoe Played good with buffalo. is one year he had like 4000+ yards.

    BTW. I appreciate you actually having a conversation, not swearing or belittling me every 2 seconds.

  • @RarelyEvenn

    Agreed

    and

    He's not terrible, but I still think Stafford is the future in Detroit, and if they keep building around him, and Calvin Johnson (and just make up their mind on a starting running back, because they seem to draft a new one every couple years), they could be a playoff team pretty soon. Maybe not this year so much, but soon. I mean that Washington's O-line has made McNabb look average this year. Except John Runyan (at times), they did a good job protecting him in Philly.

  • @ChargersLVII i think javid best has a future with detroit hes sick with it, the lions are 7 points and a bad call away from being 4 and 1

  • @epylar55

    I agree

    I'm just saying that Detroit gives up on their backs too quickly

    I'm just hoping they stick with Jahvid Best for a while, because he's porbably the best back they've had since.... well.... I don't want to say Barry Sanders just yet, but I really do think he was their last big-time talent at RB.

  • A glass shoulder (???) could be his undoing in Detroit. I'm sure he will be a man again as soon as he can play for a team which has a larger TV market. ROFL.

  • beast

  • Oh good golly! The lions have themselves a heterosexual QB! Poor Joey Harrington. He looooves his wine and strawberries though. I remember when harrington got sacked once he started crying and Roy Williams faked a calf injury and left the field and didn't come back for weeks.

  • When he threw the game winning touchdown in the Browns game, that gave me goosebumps. GO LIONS!!!!!

  • At 0:53 he throws it 55 yds while he's running that just crazy he didn't even set his feet.

  • matthew stafford is garbage compared to josh freeman sanchez isnt that good and brady quinnis a bust good song though

  • @TheExalTeDGuy Bitch, you throw 422 yards and 5 TDs behind the 09 Lion's line. Then you can talk.

  • @UnkownRiot bitch give any quarterback calvin johnson jr and see if they dont

  • @UnkownRiot yeah, that's just one game, what else has he done? nada! Oh, no, he's sat on teh sidelines, that's what he's done. TRADE HIM! Get rid of him! Get a QB that will be on the field. Sure Stafrord could be a superstar, but you don't know that, and everything so far points toward him being Joey repeat.

  • @TheExalTeDGuy WOW, really????????????????

  • I'm not saying Stafford is bad, he's great but he wasnt nfl ready at the time, Sanchez was

  • @TheOscar401 Sanchez was NFL ready after, what, 16 starts at USC, but playing for 3 years in a pro style offense at Georgia left Stafford waaaay behind? I don't get it.

  • @TheOscar401 I'm glad the Lions picked Matt over Mark.

  • I agree with the description except for Mark Sanchez. Sanchez is a badass. I like Stafford. He is gonna be great

  • @Friedchickenkooolaid No love lost for Mark, I think hes gonna do great for the Jets. Thats the kinda guy they need. We need Matt.

  • @duffman04 oh yeah, with Sanchez we made it to the AFC championship while Stafford only managed to get 2 wins

  • @TheOscar401 That's the argument you're going to use? Seriously?

  • @TheOscar401 Because the Lions had the number 1 rushing attack and Defense, fuck they are so good.

  • @TheOscar401 Ok, Jets and Lions. Jets have a fucking great defense, great RB, great reciveing core, a team where Mark could just hand the ball off to Shonne Greene. His team had a very strong team last year. As for Matt, he had Calvin, triple covered Calvin at that. A line that would collapse very soon. A defense that would make plays, but lose the lead when they had it, RBs that I felt could of done allot better. And he still set the rookie record for most passing yards as a rookie.

  • @UnkownRiot He had fewer wins than Josh Freeman

  • @RarelyEvenn Josh is great, I like Josh allot. But, why should I care that he has more wins?

  • @UnkownRiot Because Matt was a #1 overall pick. and Josh was #17.

    I like Josh Freeman too. He's on my favorite team.

  • @RarelyEvenn Ok, did Josh have a game as a rookie, where he threw 422 yards, 5 TDs, scored a TD with 0:00 secs in the game, with a injured shoulder behind a line that was like "Oh hai, come on through. Our QB's right there." And still won his team the game?

    Oh and btw, Matt got blindsided by an elite Defensive End, called Julius Peppers, you heard of him? And that was one hell of a hit. So yeah, I bet you Josh would be just as fucked as Matt on that play.

    TB picked a great QB though.

  • @UnkownRiot Your points are Irrelevant.

    Josh Freeman didn't start until the 8th game of the season. Stafford was handed the starting job. Matt had better receivers. Josh Freeman had none. Excluding Antonio Bryant, who was injured on and off throughout the season. He had Kellen Winslow the TE. But no dependable recievers...

    Trust me

    Josh Freeman > Matthew Stafford

  • Matthew Stafford even does pussytubing better than Nacho Sanchez!

  • Stafford's pretty badass but Rodgers is the best QB in that division, possibly the league.

  • MY HERO

  • stafford is ba

  • OMG this song is fucked up

  • Just happened acorss this video... hilarious... thanks for posting... this song sounds as if could be the music montage in any 80's sports movie... dare I say it's "Rad."

  • @sourkrausse It's by Trey Parker's band. (South Park) It's from his movie "Orgasmo" you should watch it.

  • what i pimp

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  • this  is soo fucking funny!~!!!!!!!!!

  • So is Stafford a Porn Star in his off time or something?

  • This song has to off of South Park!!!! LOL I was in tears!!!

  • @avmotox close but its from the creators of south parks first movie orgasmo very funny.

  • @avmotox I was thinking the same thing

  • hahaha no its probly the titties!

  • 1:01 - that keg is full lol

  • 1:14

    why ant she be mine!!!!!

    haha staffords he best qb in the league

  • @TheMattboi I feel you. I'd motorboat the living s**t out of those gazoongies.

  • Andrew, I have no idea how you almost got 100k views on your shitty QB video

    GO RAVENS

  • @soccerplayer4232 flacco is a beast but so is stafford

  • is this song by Trey Parker from south park, wow.

  • SEE COLT McCOY TAKE FUKIN NOTES

  • great boobs

  • What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?

    Just 'cause she has big tittes?

    Or is it the way, he fights every day?

    No, it's probably the titties

  • That's my quarterback!

  • @jdmp99 Hell yeah, thats my Lion RAWR.

  • People kill me saying Sanchez is better when he played on the best run team and best DEFENSE but his numbers are identical to stafford. Can you imagine Stafford numbers if he didn't have the JV team blocking for him can you imagine Stafford's numbers if he had NYJ run game. if you switch them Sanchez would've been cracked from the lions horrid O line whereas they had to FORCE STAFFORD OFF THE FIELD. Please

  • stafford isnt as good as sanchez? IT WASNT SANCHEZ THAT GOT THEM TO THE CHAPIONSHIP AND THEY HAVE TO LIMIT HIM THROWN CAUSE HE WILL MAKE A JACKASS MISTAKE AND COST UM THE GAME

  • 1:58 that's mark richt lol not stafford

  • Matthew is a MAN! This video is incredible.

  • pause at 0:36 helarious

  • girls girls girls!

  • people knock stafford's performance in the browns game because "it was the browns"... well, guess what, that performance was by far the best against the browns all season as far as yardage and touchdown passes... plus, after that game, the browns started playing much, much better... so, you can't knock his performance... if stafford pans out, that performance will go down in lions history as legendary... it already is in my book...

  • Fuck you Jesus101a this video is awesome and Matthew Stafford is a man

  • mathew stafford is proof that a #1 Pick quaterback can not make a team good.

  • @SmashBrosBrawl its cause the team that picks the 1st overall is obviously the worst team in the league stafford's not going to make them 16-0

  • heres one way to prove stafford is better than sanchez. look at the throw at 00:51 and tell me sanchez can do that. if u do u are a fu**** lier and are the biggest idiot in the world. btw sanchez couldnt throw that far if he was throwing normal.

  • @DetroitLionsFan981

    anyone can pick apart the browns secondary.

  • @SmashBrosBrawl Apparently not. Neither Favre, nor Palmer, nor Rivers, nor Flacco, nor Roethlisberger nor any other QB the Browns played against in 2009 came even close to putting up the numbers that Stafford did against the Browsn. Fluke? Maybe. But to say that any other QB could pick apart the Browns sec is not true.

  • With this foolishness, he will soon become a real loser if not for many who are praying for him. This is strict stupidity.

  • @JESUS101a what in the F-U-C-K r u talking about bilbe thump? Shouldn't you be out buying up bulk amounts of tebow jerseys or something? GTFO mane, you aren't good enough to witness the greatness that is matthew Stafford

  • @JESUS101a

    You're a fucking idiot...go stand in front of a moving train...

    Asshat

  • This is total foolishness and wicked. He is not a man. He is an unwise man, a poor role model. Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!

  • the fuck is he doin' on the viking boat cruise?

  • You do realize that the guy on the diving board at 2:00 isn't Stafford... it's UGA head coach Mark Richt.

  • Stafford is the Man. Sanchez is the next Jamarcuss Russell!

  • @29ugaman nobody can be that bad you had to have tried to be that bad lol

  • im a sanchez fan but stafford is a better qb. The lions have to figure out a way to protect him

  • the only people who think bummy asss sanchez is better than stafford are jets fans. other then that the other 31 are in the other direction. stafford is just easily the better qb. i dont think there is any comparison. then again, i am a lions fan.

  • and i've been a favre fan forever... so i guess you could be right... but look were the jets went.. afc championship... where did the lions go? exactlly

  • @krisescloset cuz the jets have the best defense

  • @drumex147

    And they never had a good enough quarter back, you don't go to the afc championship just because of defense.

  • Sanchez only started 16 games for USC. They already swear that USC's true freshman starting QB is better than Sanchez. Protect Stafford and his NFL career stats will beat Sanchezs'

  • @NarlySmart staffords stats are already better, stafford= 13 tds 20 ints

    sanchez= 12tds 20 ints

    sanchez just had the #1 line, the #1 defense, and the #1 running game i the league, which is why he was so succesful, if stafford had been on the jets he would be in the super bowl, and the pro bowl right now.

  • @Darkphoenix5150 Very true my friend, and keep in mind stafford played how many fewer games than Sanchez, and his numbers are STILL better

  • Sanchez dont get dat ass like stafford...he got dem ga girls all ova HIM DAAAAMMN!!!

  • ill put it this way

    if the jets had stafford instead of sanchez they would be in the superbowl right now

  • Wow, that really is an interesting thought. We'll just have to wait and see for Stafford to escapes Detroit via free agency. LOL

  • @krisescloset you have no idea what you are talking about

  • are you serious? ughhh i guess this is why the jets went to the afc championship game? i forgot the only viewers on this vid would be lions fans... don't get me wrong, i go for the lions against every team cause i love the underdog, and stafford is GOOD, but you guys are acting like he's better then manning for christ sake.

  • @krisescloset actually im not a lions fan im a STEELERS fan but im just saying watch stafford in a few years he will be up there with MANNING...and hes 10 times better than SANCHEZ!!!

  • @krisescloset Dude stafford took over the worst team is nfl HISTORY idiot

  • you fucking fan boys!!! stop commenting!!! holy shit, i don't feel like argueeing over how "good" stafford is or not!!! big whoop, he took over the lion and him and his wide receivers may stand a fucking chance next year... i didn't say they (as in the whole lions team) is good... so i wouldn't be too fucking excited.

  • @krisescloset You wouldn't be too fucking excited? The Lions are this draft and another 1 away minimum, but we're putting pieces in place. the jets are a by far better team without sanchez then the Lions are, they didn't go to the AFC Title game because of sanchez you fucking polesmoke

  • @Hitman27100

    you fan boys are so hopeful! this is what the nfl is about!

    i love it... :]

  • @jwb864

    that isn't saying a lot, considering a college team can beat them.

  • @krisescloset You REALLY think a college team can beat ANY NFL team??? Wouldn't happen, the NFL team could play backups and STILL win

  • not the lions lolz