How to beat Skyrim in 5 seconds

[xXArenChanXx]

This all makes sense now ! :O

[ZoXona]

This video took my Internet 7 minutes to load. I'm not even joking.

[andrewlay1]

@ZoXona dood, im jealous, your internet must be like 1gb per second! mines only 5mb!

[Destroyer4700]

@ZoXona Are you sure you are not using a potato?

[MUTANTSLAYER4321111]

it's so funny when they say i took an arrow to the knee when its actually and arrow in the knee

[Erikcelik]

@MUTANTSLAYER4321111 I KNOW IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHA

[MilitantPigmi]

so what we sayin, he used to be an adventurer like you till he took a bucket to the head?

[progitarr]

hahahahahahaha. i was like ohno another fake movie. then like wtf. and bucket on head i was like hahahahaha. and the like wrote this cool and smart text.

[braeduin]

Some people call this junk. Me, I call this treasure.

[awesomemark1234100]

I used to make retarded youtube videos but then i took an arrow to the knee

[theSHADOWofEV1L]

I used to take arrows to the knee until I got aids

[theSHADOWofEV1L]

how to beat skyrim in 5 seconds: obviously take an arrow to the knee.

[LaTiNdude100]

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[undercoverstorm]

sneeky sneeky "are you the sneeky type?" shit he heard me uh uh a bucket yes just gonna put this on your head " who turned of the lights" sneeky sneeky danm he tock it of runy runy!!!

[KlassikoGratido]

LOL IM GONNA DO THIS TO THE KING OF WHITERUN :D

[timdeplatvis]

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[donutboy990]

I used to make funny jokes, but then i took an arrow in my ear.

[stiking12]

too much took arrow to the knee jokes u guys killed it

[CRAXERSNAX9025]

I used to take arrows to the knee, then i pulled it out!

[DMiniGeeM]

i almost pressed thumbs up on this video, then i took an arrow to the knee( skyrim joke)!!

[MIKEASCOTLAND123]

@DMiniGeeM No mate, Shit joke!

[Jigglingbutt]

Who turned off the light?!

[billabonewow]

i used to be the sneaky type... but then i took an arrow to the knee

[sharpiesnifferr]

SPOILER!!!111!!11!!!!1!!1 D:

[ThomateMaligno]

LOL! Im laughing so hard xD

[truesteban090]

fucking spoiler

[Hachley]

I used to put buckets on NPC heads, until I got an arrow to the knee.

[Guitarisita]

LOL

[cr4yv3n]

ROFLMAO

[UncreatedAng3l]

i used to use the tanning rack , then i took a bucket to the head

[LordDKraken]

haven't lol'ed this much in a long time

[lecrow1985]

he used to always have a bucket on his head until.......you know.

[WowNeeb]

I used to to this, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[cocomunches]

@WowNeeb what.

[bikerkid1617]

how do you move stuff like that on the PC?

[DaKittamiau]

@bikerkid1617 z

[Cakemaster48]

@eshortyTV So you take an arrow to the knee?

[Crystalbloxcorp]

@Cakemaster48 To the sneaky type knee.

[V1TALDio]

that was 7 seconds

[SethHoustonCrum]

i would like this video... but i took an arrow to the knee

[TheAmazingProOge]

'How to beat Skyrim in 5 seconds'

Get Chuck Norris to play. :)

[1AndOnlySharkM]

@TheAmazingProOge chuck waaaay faster...

[mtgAzim]

@TheAmazingProOge i saw a chuck norris joke the other day, i ran the other direction.

[killakid879]

you the sneaky type?

[manum42n]

Yay.. It was foretold that the Dovahkiin would venture forth and place a bucket on the head of every citizen of Skyrim, and thus concludes the Elder Scrolls V..

[BonezyCanSpit]

As a guard stands rigid, on his ninth hour near the gate of Solitude, a cold wind makes him grip his knee.

[acetrainer95]

I don't understand...

[ravendethshadow]

I used to catch people stealing my wares. Then I took a bucket to the head...

[TheSauceX2]

Those Fellhammer guys have curved swords... CURVED. SWORDS.

[TheHossaim]

you just made my day :)

[jiroumochidzuki]

you beat skyrim and won the internet at the same time

/jelly

[cocomunches]

@jiroumochidzuki Man, I do wish "Are you the sneaky type" became a Meme

[LordDKraken]

@cocomunches we can make it if we want xD

[yushatak]

@cocomunches I see what you did there, are you the sneaky type?

[RelentlessTyran]

@cocomunches I used to be the sneaky type... then i took an arrow the the knee...

[eshortyTV]

@RelentlessTyran i didnt took an arrow to the knee, because iam the sneaky type

[HoldThisHandTightly]

WTF?!?!

[W4TCH4W]

I finished the game in 4 seconds but than i took an arrow in the knee...

[FuzzyManGaming]

WHO YOU CALLIN PINHEAD??

[Mystermask5047]

Are you the sneaky type ?

[Nintendude99]

Omg thank you, I've been stuck on this part for days.

[zach0ary1]

TY SO MUCH i wouldve never thought of it

[Kurrbz]

lmfao xD

[luwwie0luvu]

i used to take arrows to the knee , then people put buckets on their head so they had nothing to put the arrows in xD

[silentlightpro]

Sorry but I just need to let the creator of this video know that he is a super badass for making a hilarious video, AND holding best rated comments on his own comment board, TRUE YOUTUBER.

[JPstrategy97]

your meme is hanging out

[ForceRecon198]

Wow. So much hate over such a tranquil video.

[cocomunches]

I use to laugh at "took an arrow to the Knee" comments, then it got old.

[IntoxicatedDog]

I used to put buckets on people's heads, then someone stole my sweetroll.



[Delbrak13]

how do u pick up stuff?

[cocomunches]

@Delbrak13 Go die.

[Strongone112]

@cocomunches Dont' be so rude. Because the key is different in Skyrim than in Oblivion.. So go die yourself

[cocomunches]

@Strongone112 it was a joke comment you ignorant shit storm.

[Strongone112]

@cocomunches Grow up with your stupid comments bitch. You should be sucking me dick not joking.

[cocomunches]

@Strongone112 U seem...upset.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@Delbrak13 on xbox you hold down A.

[soldaatjhu]

@Delbrak13 on xbox hold A, on Ps3 hold X and PC hold E (or your take button)

[XxTheJimsterxX]

@Delbrak13 Go die.

[TheScriptKittie]

Are you the sneaky type?

[MrSnailPerson]

I used to teabag buckets but then I got better idea...:D

[BoyWithUtters]

I used to use tht bucket........ Till i took an arrow in the knee

[BakuganRioCoa]

hAhAhA bUcKeT :o)

[SnipingBuddyShamrock]

LOL

[Matteblackful]

Can you keep playing on the same profile after beating the game??

[SpartanSquad2011]

@Matteblackful yes

[suchadouche0]

@blueberryyumyum3

One of the random lines the city guards say to you as you pass them by in Skyrim is:

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow the knee."

[blueberryyumyum3]

Does someone wanna tell me what this ..... till i took an arrow in the knee shit is about. It has literally been on every Skyrim video i have watched

[sgtwok]

@blueberryyumyum3 I used to read comments like that... till I took an arrow to the knee

[Bayoneter]

@blueberryyumyum3 I used be able to answer that... till i took an arrow to the knee.

[kraiizer]

@blueberryyumyum3 Search for till I took an arrow to the knee? obvious troll.

[imSpiderBro]

I used to put barrels on peoples head... till I took an arrow in the knee

[PaperFlare]

The only question I have at the end of this instructional video:

Cocomunches, are YOU the sneaky type?

[cocomunches]

@PaperFlare Yes.

[PadawanRJ]

"Why do condoms break and make people like you?"

hahaha love it!!!

[FuzzyManGaming]

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

[StephenGraystoneU87]

Wow dude ! that was such an amazing move ! :O

[FuzzyManGaming]

You the sneaky type?

[PS360DDW2009]

Why does a stupid vid like this have so many likes?

[HazaRDReBorn]

@PS360DDW2009 because it's funny. come one dude, have some sense of humour... I've burned my hours on Skyrim and this stuff makes me lol my ass out XD

[cocomunches]

@PS360DDW2009 Why do condoms break and make people like you?

[CrymsonNite2]

@cocomunches okay, I COMPLETELY approve of that comment

[dekaron12]

@cocomunches LOOOOOOOOOOL ouch man, you onwed him with that one! lol

[PS360DDW2009]

@cocomunches Don't you mean people like you? You are the one who was an accident and probably grew up an orphan because your dad got killed trying to rob a bank and your mom was a crack addict and you were taken away from her. If people find this video funny or something, haha whatever, but overall this is just stupid and you obviously need to do something else in your spare time, which you probably have a lot of. All of you're vids are boring and just stupid. You're life sucks XP

[cocomunches]

@PS360DDW2009 U Mad bro?

[JadenGH]

@PS360DDW2009 woah, man some people could get really offended by that!

You have to admit, this was pretty funny.

[PS360DDW2009]

@JadenGH Not really, its just a bucket placed over a blacksmiths head, a glitch that is well known and is used to murder and steal and getting away with it, nothing really funny about it, the title is just misleading and this guy need to start making real content not this lame shit

[norwegiandude11]

@PS360DDW2009 People seem to like it. But of course it's lame, because YOU thinks so...

[TheArcaneMight]

@PS360DDW2009 Well what can I say, your life can't be any better for taking time to reply on this video thats for sure.

Also, cool rage bro, makes me wanna shoot an arrow to your knee so you stop being a stupid jerk.

[amycoopie]

@PS360DDW2009 you the sneaky type?

[Oyashirochama13]

How does you lift skirt?

Also since I'm here, How does you shot bow.

[FuzzyManGaming]

I get it! Its a fan for the Detroit Lions!

[JamesGrison]

the reason why no one seems to have a sense of humor, is because ur fucking stupid ass joke took it away from them.

[BreanMate]

@JamesGrison *Didnt get joke, therefore joke took away sense of humor*

wat.avi

[kiduke1337]

Reading the comments, I'm suprised by how many people don't have a sense of humor.

[Spar125]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee

[theisoganders]

how the hell does THIS complete skyrim...O_o'!? i don't get it ....>.<'

[Qazael]

I used to beat the game like this... Then I took a arrow to the knee.

[TheTyukodi]

@Qazael Lemme gues...then someone stole your sweetroll

[AF630]

Yet this video took 7 seconds

[Kronoser8090]

@AF630 introduction is 2 seconds long =O

[ComedyPAB]

Disguises now upgraded to Level 19

[clairesnake]

how can you lift the bucket up?

[MrAjacied4ever]

@clairesnake you need to press the x button to pick it up and if you want to lift it up you just hold the x button and move it

[DrPwoz]

How does this beat the game?

[nickterv]

LOL

[mekz100]

ah, the sneaky type

[TheArcaneMight]

Well, that won my day thats for sure!

[silentmapler]

I dont get it... how does this beat the game?

[Dirtspawn064]

HAHAHA

[EvanOfTheWastes]

@Jacktamatos U just hold A on the item

[EvanOfTheWastes]

@Jacktamatos u hold A on the item

[Jacktamatos]

What button do you use on the xbox to pick up items?

[COMMANDandConquer199]

Fuck, took me 100 hours...

[KanojoHoshi]

Lemme ruin the entire thing: hold down the "take" key while looking at an item or corpse.

[Psychochaos3]

Can't wait for DLC!

[upbeatanime]

does this beat the whole game or just one of the campaigns?

[cocomunches]

@upbeatanime Completes every quest but the one where you ride a dragon. Because there is no such quest.

[ShinyEspeons]

@cocomunches Spoiler: You do ride a dragon.

[daniel304kingkong]

@cocomunches

I C WUT YOU DID THAR.

[TopsuLoL]

@cocomunches There is a quest where you ride a dragon tho.

[litlea14]

@TopsuLoL lmao dat iz joke.

[MankyGrape]

@cocomunches ... except there is :D

[xemnas1997]

@cocomunches ya there is...

[cocomunches]

@xemnas1997 Oh....well I wouldn't know. I spent half of the game catching Butterflies and picking flowers, and the other half not playing.

[toby100035]

@cocomunches I love you man, I'm so high right now. and I'm pretty sure I've been laughing for like 35 minutes now!

[PS360DDW2009]

@cocomunches yes there is lol

[norwegiandude11]

@PS360DDW2009 Just a typo....

[wowkamikaze]

@cocomunches really now? interesting....

[eskimobbx]

@cocomunches

The one that u fly on the "cutscene" doesnt count? D:

[cocomunches]

@eskimobbx >Implying I have completed the main quest and know every single quest and that you are not making a complete fool of your self by spoiling the fucking game for me and the rest of the viewers you adopted sea urchin.

[eskimobbx]

@cocomunches

xDD

[niknak960]

that was 7 seconds



[luckyyfrost]

You the Snake Tie?

[luckyyfrost]

It's 7 seconds :D

[Muerki]

@cocomunches Lol, defensive. The guy was right, it's Voila. You can even get by without the accent over the a. There is no such word in the English language as 'WALAH.'

[cocomunches]

@Muerki I don't speak English, I speak my own language. It's called AWESOME.

[IAmHoTSHoTzz]

@cocomunches the guy is right "walah" is arabic for 'i swear' though it has nothing to do related to what he told the guy in the first place.

[MrJoeObert]

@cocomunches WALAH sounds like handicap talk lol

[louie97ation]

"You the sneaky type?"

"Yes, and you'll soon be the poor type."

[Sport351]

To all those asking how to pick stuff up: hold in the "A" button.

[Serjery15]

CHEATER!!!!!!

[kamov136]

The guy in the video is asking, "you the sneaky type?" GIV ME THUBMS UPP LOL