happy dad

[noobsan140]

i wish i had a dad like this :(

[InsaneUndertaker]

I feel violated.

[Dayntei]

One of those few moments I'm glad I don't know my dad...

[EmWieardo360]

Sweet Din :3 This made me laugh and cringe at the same time. It was so disturbing and hilarious. I fell like I need to take a shower now :l Also, you sounded like you were really getting into it ;3 Nice job.

[LMTR14]

you rule Aliento

[allychan]

my god this is amazing but I am so ashamed at the same time.

[MrIhatesafetymode]

I wonder how many people masterbate to the thought of having sex with you.

This is pure fetish fuel people, i can feel my hetrosexuality dying...

[TheMartini1234]

The video backdrops were very appropriate.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I think I need an adult...

[pieislikesoawesome]

what the fuck is this

[DragonLS]

*goes to grab a kitchen knife*

I'm gonna go chop my dick off now...

[HDnoober]

I respect Aliento's judgement.. or something. I watched all of this, because Aliento is fucking awesome.

[HDnoober]

I enjoyed the happy mom video. this one was the best though.

[ImDiddyKongFTW]

OH GOD, WHY WHY WHY!?

[MrLdbz]

Oh god what was that?Who wrote this story?It can't be a normal person.

[NorweganWood]

by 3:28 i began to cry.

[Sh3llyl0sth3rm1nd]

@NorweganWood I started crying, when I realized that the backdrops and the story were completely different.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TALK LIKE A DIRTY WHORE, DADDY--AND, WHILE THERE ARE FLOWERS IN THE BACKGROUND, TOO? WHHHHHHY! D:

[ChaosAngel999]

My reaction is "Incredible" because of the ability of this vid to give me an erection.

[Izzy41630]

Won't lie. Had the biggest fucking grin on my face the whole time I watched this. XD Kudos, Aliento. I feel like I somehow helped in this endeavour. And that makes me feel good.

[daks5122]

......Where is my puke bucket!?

[SaxophoneOfTime]

O_O

[DrFrank1e]

OH.MY.GOD.

What was that?!?!

I need to masturbate now :S

[Sircaptaindamnit]

What I don't understand, is how he didn't crack the fuck up while reading that.

[WeaknessToAbuse]

I'm extremely happy I keep my door closed and head phones on O_O

[MistressEsmeralda]

That is messed up.

[masterdragon09]

I wonder if he actually masturbated while filming this to make it more realistic… 

[kuoru]

dear god dood, I have to say this is the most messed up thing I have heard you read so far.

[Pozeal]

In years and years aliento's adopted son will find a bunch of old youtube videos and discover it's his dad's old account.

"oh hey readings of bad stories these are-"

"..."

he will be found in the corner, sobbing.

[quinlynnes]

@Pozeal why is he son adopted?

[Purpleisawesome93]

@quinlynnes Because he's gay.

[quinlynnes]

@Purpleisawesome93 oh lol why did i not think of that

[Purpleisawesome93]

@quinlynnes He says so via annotation in one of his videos :P

[quinlynnes]

his*

[ButteredSharky]

That laugh. Oh lord. That laugh.

[wohdinhel]

Oh god no.

.......

Oh god yes.

[WolfVisser1]

This made me throw up.

But your effort makes me give thumbs up.

[IEatRainbowsSometime]

I wanna cry.... But I wanna laugh, but I wanna throw up... IS THIS A NORMAL REACTION?

[takuadude666]

will you be my new Dad?

[KilobyteBrain]

This is exactly how I imagine Aliento talking to his hypothetical son.

[takuadude666]

WHY PENIS!? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME!? NO I HAVE TO DO IT! OH GOOOOOD!

[TheGreatDefective]

It's compelling, you really can't stop listening when you start. Oh Christ, get the government strength brain wash, please.

[MsStLiz]

I feel like I have to clear my browser history after that. And considering some of the things I have open in other tabs, that is saying something.

[JDahlHD]

@MsStLiz But google chrome and firefox have private browsing

(don't ask why i know it)

[smay96]

umm...okay then...

[RioEllington]

TIME TO FAP

[quinlynnes]

oh god what

[DrDumb002]

Beyond fucking wrong. Thanks Aliento :D

[Lulzman69]

OH GOD.

OH MAN.

OH GOD OH MAN , OH GOD OH MAN. OH... GOD. OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN... OH GOD OH MAN, OH GOD OH MAN.

OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN.

[Griggs133]

Goddam that was kinky

[ravage154]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­