Squeeker Confrontation

[EsoteraRaps]

Love how it goes to the music.

[aaron12774]

I thought was a kid in others words she saying SHUT THE FUCK UP

[BULLdOGG86]

lol the kid at 0:30 was loving it

[SavannahBaaby23]

The girl by the cards is so funny.

[SavannahBaaby23]

"God this isnt even america anymore you can't even walk around with a sqeeker". Like if thats your favorite part. :)

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

To all the idiots who are saying "Guests? Wtf is she talking about?", that's what Target does. They call their customers "guests" to make their customers feel more welcome, thus statiscally improving the chances that those customers will become repeat customers and will keep coming back. "Guest" sounds more appealing than "customer" does. So before you say that crap, maybe you should look it up or at least use common sense to figure out that not every store calls their shoppers "customers" -_-

[jetztisfeierabend]

0:32 the kid is very happy :)

[Halbezar]

"could you do it more quietly" lol

[dbrewerbrewer]

black people are immune to this

[puppetmasterofdeath1]

do this in the library please :D

[nppl1432]

but i wasnt

[C2CONTINUE]

Squeek! Squeek!  Have a nice day.

[DJXONE23]

PEOPLE WITH KIDS SEEN THE FUNNY SIDE OF IT

[ronniemarcus1]

lol my cat slappin his paw at the screen

[CodiTheJedi]

You should of asked the lady "how do you know it was me"? theres a lot of squeakers here.

[CodiTheJedi]

these are the videos we love. get back in the stores please!

[waterski179]

that employee dosent know who shes talking to

[waterski179]

XD

[devai23]

is this a target in raleigh nc

[Zacsdaman13]

LOL!!!

[lkopets]

i cant handle that noise! annoying.

[iJustWayne]

id knock that fat cunt on her ass

[Gutsyndicate]

lool @ the guests, can't she just say customers?

target

[rgpservices]

@Gutsyndicate haha yes target calls customers guest like walmart calls customers assholes xD

[CLOVERCITYY15]

0:46 LMFAOOOO he just stands right next to them wow that was funny shit

[swiftroll]

My turtle came in the room during this video

[tylerguy12]

@swiftroll

DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A TURTLE ROAMING YOUR HOUSE?

[swiftroll]

@tylerguy12 yea i have a big land turtle chillen in my room right now

[tylerguy12]

@swiftroll thats cool whats its name

[swiftroll]

@tylerguy12 Shelby the turtle :)

[tylerguy12]

@swiftroll

thats the full name so when you call her you say "come here Shelby the turtle :)"

[someonesomeone123321]

she dont even work there

[Isreal4realz]

uncle john reminds me of hanks dad from king of the hill

[solidsnake1414]

lol does it longer to the black genius!

[PimpThe478]

I want to have sex with the store attendant. Why do girls look so hot.

[ninjajesus81]

@PimpThe478 The girl at the end? Maybe you need to get out more. She's pretty average looking, and kinda fat.

[discocreator76]

That black chick looks cute...

[TheTinaX1985]

haha my dogs went crazy hearing this video!!!

[Chaoitcme]

She had no right to tell you to stop. That is a product that they sell and you have every right to test them out. Fuck you Target.

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@Chaoitcme Actually, Target has every right to tell you to stop. He was aggravating other guests. As funny as it was, and trust me it as hilarious, the squeeking may make those customers not want to come back or leave the store without buying anything, thus harming the company's maximum spending capability.

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

what no life loser goes to complain lolol even worse than people who call about things they buy and complain look were you live what the fuck do you have to complain about go to africa the kids there never complained they have less than you fat asses

[megamycrazylife]

@XxModernDayRaiderxX ...

[27theassman]

uncle john is so fucking chilll.. i mean high... i mean chiiiiilllll

[myf0lk]

lol uncle john made a good argument at the confrontation

[MrBrownpride3]

Fat bitch

Go cry someehere else

[tysy73]

Uncle John said "screw it, I'll choke my chicken right here in the store".

[xx4james4xx]

you should tie them to ur feet and walk

[mahhRobbieSaleh]

lol i had to stop watching this because it was making my dog go insane! xD

[JamsFTW]

I spat milk all over my desk laughing at this!

[ijzerkoekie]

Kudos to the girl for not giving an inch.

[klb161]

if i go into a store if this is happening i know that they are there

[vFreshEdits]

just stand still and stare at people and do that lol

[JMORG23]

my dog was laying on my floor and he's looking for the toy..

[MrDDC12]

i have to say this...this is probley the funnest prank to do

[drpdeeznutz]

You can tell he masturbates a lot

[phillygrafittisog]

Hahaha i use to do this when i worked at walmart to piss ppl off

[XxZombehKittehKatxX]

My dog keeps licking my screen

[the420experiance]

This isnt even America you cant even walk around with squekers anymore

[hollyberryblack5]

@madbasementlab hahahah

[midamah]

LOL, my dog came into the room, and kept turning her head from side to side.

[pokesfan92]

you need to take the squeakers out of the animal and somehow attach them at the bottom of your shoes. That way everytime you take a step, it squeaks.

[xTheMD]

My dog looks so confused

[wojtuniakfrog]

The employee should have said "I will give you a BJ if you stop."

[Wintermuteai1]

Target blows since they banned Jack. F U Target.

[KleWdSide]

She was a bitch & I highly doubt anyone complained. She was just using the "guests" as an excuse to unleash her bitterness.

Not that I blame her. I would imagine working at Target would be Hell...

[980696]

people need to get a sense of fucking humor.

[CaptainCrunch4Me]

@980696 there are a lot of funny things, but if someone gets annoyed by something, it might be that your sense of humor isn't the same. i'm not saying this video wasn't funny, i'm just saying that if something i thought was funny annoyed you, you wouldn't be too happy with it.

[sirjohnrambo]

guests? what is this a hotel or a store lol

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@sirjohnrambo They call their customers "guests." Have you ever been in a Target? There's a big sign that says "Welcome Guests" at every store right when you walk in. To miss it, you'd have to be completey blind or just totally oblivious to your surroundings.

[madbasementlab]

Uncle john was not invited so he invited himself.that's why he wasn't a guest.

[cori4111]

lol i would totally go in target and do this myself but since i'm black i can't cuz i'll get in trouble

[RascalPictures]

@cori4111 Lmao u need a Mexican with u

[NewAppleNews]

hahaha the guests?? you mean the customers. dumb woman

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@NewAppleNews No, she means "guest." That's what Target calls their customers. It's a business technique which makes the customers feel more welcome to the store so they'll go back and buy from Target again. Either you have never been in a Target, or if you have, have never paid any attention to any of a the signs at Target.

[vettelover2009]

the parents with the little kid (waldo's wife)...didnt care because they're probably use to it

[pyrox369]

lol i that squeaky beat is catchy

[cantonboi2]

i found waldo's wife @ 0:35

[ZK127]

That kid at 0:31 was like "DO WANT."

[SchizoManatee]

I HATE THE FUCKING FACT that if that was a child, nobody would even be mad. Stupid cunts with their gay nepotism.

[SchizoManatee]

Bitches like that need to learn to now be so pretentious and enjoy life. If I was in that store, I'd be following that fucker and dancing to the squeakers.

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@SchizoManatee Working at Target is hell. And while his prank would be funny at first, it starts to annoy customers. And when someone is causing people to go to you to complain, it takes time out of your busy schedule to find that person and make them stop. You should know that people who work retail have a very hard time enjoying life because retail sucks ass.

[masonnewell18]

My dog came in the room doing this video.

[swixomix]

@masonnewell18 lol mine came running too

[ECsponger2]

@masonnewell18 During, you forgot the ur, as in ur a retard

[paulmkrotine]

@masonnewell18 your dog came into your room while having sex with this video? makes sense

[GoDxism]

@paulmkrotine seems legit

[megawelderguy]

guests????? Gimme a break.

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@megawelderguy It's a more inviting term than "customer." Customers are there to buy stuff and get out. If get called a "guest", it makes you sound like they want you there. People who feel like they're invited are more apt to buy more.

[KidJonathan]

LOL i aint gon lie thats really messed up but hilarious xD

[ArmyRecruit260]

why do they sell shit they wont let you promote?

[tahshin1601]

wtf is a guest?

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@tahshin1601 Another word of for a customer. It's more welcoming.

[tahshin1601]

@TheCrazedGuitarist true true i guess it makes sense. it just sounded kinda weird

[JosefHolub18]

If that was me, and that employee said that to me, while doing that annoying squeaky noise, I'd be there with debating about it for aaaaages! Just for the fun of it! xD

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@JosefHolub18 And then they'd call security to escort you from the building. Oh how fun!

[AnniSeveriene5342]

UncleJohn put the sqeeker on silent......XD

[ItsAllJustMovement]

Velcro doesn't stick to itself, wtf!!!!

[JokerBrandX3]

jeeez wtf and let the man sqeeze Lol. It wouldnt bother me, id be laughing tht hes having fun hahaha

[PbmKnight]

at 0:30 where did that chick come from

[freespeachrulez]

Target.. The store where people who think they are rich go to show off and blow money.. Ohh I go to Target.. I must be rich and have higher class. I wouldn't be caught dead in a Walmart so I will just go blow some money on some overpriced items and feel good about it.

[LyricthaG]

The stupid bitch needs to do her damn job. If I was Uncle John, I would have sqeaked them both in her face and told her to a couple thousand sit-ups, fuckin fat bitch...... And call me a GUEST in your fucking store?!?!?!?! Yeah, that situation would have been on CNN.....

[rgpservices]

@LyricthaG as i said, Target calls customers guest because we feel that its appropriate to call them a guest so they have a more "welcome" feeling. If we call them customers its like if we tell them they have to get their stuff and leave. If we call them guest then they would feel more welcome and stay longer.

[freespeachrulez]

@rgpservices I would rather be called a customer and get items at a fair price then be called a guest and lynched out of money. I call Target the store for people who like blowing money. I mean sure most of the items are higher quality but they have higher quality items for more money at walmart too. And they may call people guests but they denied the Salvation Army bell ringers in 2004. You could not pay me enough to go to Target and our city actually denied them from building a store here.

[rgpservices]

@freespeachrulez i am sorry to hear that actually because here, the target where i am located allows the salvation army bell ringers to be in front of our doors. Its just a company thing to be different from others. I mean come on if you had a company wouldnt you wanna be different from the others????

[kaitlolyn]

hahah i bought that chicken for my dog, it's so damn annoying

[andrewh817]

Lol, did she think calling customers guests would make her argument more compelling?

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@andrewh817 Did you think that making this comment would come off as smart? Because it didn't. That's what Target calls their customers.

[andrewh817]

@TheCrazedGuitarist No, I was just asking a question. It seems the answer to that question is no and you could have said that and spared me the douchebag response.

[PkDiuLay]

Man that employee needs some spanking :(

[maddienicki101]

made my day

[fireice2037]

lol poor girl she was trying to be nice about it at least!!

[SBulletproof]

you should go to a library and do this LOL

[Noel127]

Guest? Way to represent the CUSTOMERS, I didnt know Target was a Hotel, How much for one night?

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@Noel127 They call their CUSTOMERS "guests" to make them feel like they're being invited to stay at the store longer so they can possibly buy more. Every store calls their shoppers "customers", Target did something different, and they're profiting off of it.

[SBulletproof]

LOL Next time put them in your shoes and walk around the store!!

[BoobseysMagic]

EUH. that was the most annoying 2 mins of my life!

[Fallout3pwns1]

Just realized that this is my local Target.

[xxxTrUxDiVaxxx]

If i was that chick standing next to you with the cart i would have stuck up for you and ran that trick over with a cart lol

[lovestruck432]

lmao wow "guest" .... i bet shes gonna feel like a ass once she see's this video LOL

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@lovestruck432 No, because that's what they call their customers.

[SgtM37slayer]

The guests? Is this some kind of Hotel Target?

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@SgtM37slayer No, it's like every other Target.

[AinTN0bdY]

irl troll hahahahah

[Sojahseh81]

lol, this is great!

[Yojerome303]

What a BITCH! And I never knew I was GUEST when I went into target

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@Yojerome303 Did you ever read anything? Everything said "guest." Oh and of course not. Employees aren't going to go up to you and say "Guest, how are you doing? Need anything?"

[eminemonsta]

Wtf

[dixington]

shut up bitch and go back to the kitchen where you belong and make uncle john a sandwich with some nice bacon, tomatoes and lettuce.

[ChaosCallMe]

I did this at the store I work at. I couldn't help myself. I saw the toy, and just had to squeeze it again and again and again. Squeak.

[AkoOtaku]

Have to call the customers guests when you work at target or you get in trouble.

[DonRMB]

GUEST? What the fuck.. They´re called C-U-S-T-O-M-E-R-S girl

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@DonRMB Not at Target. Target calls them "guests." Have you ever been in a Target?

[MaDGriZz78]

LMAO LOVE THE SONG AT 1:16

[sabird1]

1:13 SILENCE

[ManderMurduh]

I used to do this a lot until some random Employee went apeshit on me..XD

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

I see even Cali Targets have those giant aqua wayfarer sunglasses.

[msbarbie1227]

Omg He Irritating Lol

[msbarbie1227]

Omg man Lol

[wolfstriked]

More Squeeker!!!!!

[TheAmericanFreeBird]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA AWESOME !!!!

[21nickm]

need more squeaker vids lol

[iMakeBeats808]

lol the guest.. "what guest?" stupid lady, you mean.. the customers?

[e1pbsed]

Improv Every where should do one of these a mass of 100 or more poeple in a store squeaking at each other.

there not guests there shoppers

[e1pbsed]

Improv Every where should do one of these a mass of 100 or more poeple in a store squeaking at each other

[scottishwun]

juicy titts can i squeeze those

[Supduplemup]

the kid at 00:30 was lovin it 

[TheHypeboi]

lmao that chick fails so hard, she said "guests" haha there called customers

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@TheHypeboi Hahaha they're not, they're called "guests" in Target. You must never go to Target, do you?

[192vodka]

holy shiittt that is annoying thumbs up!!

[TheAharrison31]

seems to me uncle john wears that shirt a lot

[13FravelJ]

I would have asked the employee if she was stalking him. because she said she was watching him.

[brando151614]

when you squeak the toys you should start dancing or ask people to dance for you

[hbeezey]

i love that shirt mang what brand etc is it

[Marconis4]

My dog went nuts when I watched this. He's still looking for the toys.

[hiddengen]

Interesting. I'm definitely not kissing his ass - Uncle John has done other pranks with Jack that I quite disagree with, but in this case I think he was at least somewhat justified. It appeared that people who WERE in store with an infant found his antics quite amusing as well (0.30) I think the point I'm making is, simply squeeking it as he walks along is not misusing the product. Doing it to people in annoying way would be misuse.

[EmceeSpawn]

lmao this was very clever. the employee didnt look that bad. I'd fuck.

[TLG160]

a great unique prank.  i love it

[MW2410]

at 1:11 sounds really funny

[GooseHinson]

At least the baby likes it!

[sicnarf124]

Nice

[iiGeNoCiiDexZ]

i cant watch this without my dog flipping da fuck out

[toashtman]

lol this video made my dog think i had her toy

[ALLTIMEMETRO1]

i love how people are making comments about this girl when you dont even know her how about get off your computer and get a real life.

[ashleecalvary23]

@kcchiefs9690 oh yeah cause this is so comical. Your the loser to even think this is funny. You obviously have no life if this is what you find funny faggot.

[maxbigtoe]

omg juncle jhon was at the target i go to!

[EddyCrack]

Thumbs up if this videos sound made your dog run to your room. lol

[Kchow2938]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT VIDEO WHEN YOUR CHASED?

[mizsoutiger]

hahaha good one uncle john!

[ashleecalvary23]

I worked at Disney where we had to call everyone guests so I do it to. All of you can get over it. The guy is dumb and annoying as crap and if I saw that I would have thrown something at his head and the girl is actually my friend and she was doing her job. Pretty sure anyone would be annoyed of they were at work and had to deal with that shit. Get the he'll over yourselves people. The guy is the idiot not her. There shouldn't be an 80 year old man walking around squeaking stuff anyway. Immatur

[TH3PANDA8094]

@ashleecalvary23 umad bro?