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  • the movie was so awesome

  • @gafibla you mad bro?!?

  • Is that head falling off at the end edited, or is it really true??? I have never thought of a feature like that.

  • @TheGlasnost1 It's edited. The Onion's bite lies in its hugely satirical nature, and its over-the-top style of newscasting.

  • I watched it again and again lol

  • lollollollollol

  • lool

  • press 6 than 7

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  • lol i just lughed at the title

  • I brought this to my English class to watch. I had never laughed so hard.

  • PRESS 7 FOR DECAPITATION

  • damn defective neck-belts... mine works just fine.

  • WTF?? gonna rent it now haha

  • ahahah dadys home hi dad mwhahahahahah

  • gets me every time

  • HAHAHA hold down six for like 7 seconds and then hit 7

  • 666666666 676767676767

  • I think the film industry is perfect for The Onion. TV not so much, but I think I would pay for some really good stuff on film.

  • that boy in the car at 0:13 goes to my highschool

  • LMFAOO Ohh gotta love the ending..

  • i wish i had a neck belt

  • VIOLENT....decapitation :)

  • Daddy's home! Hi Dad!

  • They should make a part 2,

    I shit my pants a little when I seen this movie.

  • LMFAO

  • i love it

  • 0:23 I WANT ONE OF DOZE

  • "America, where the cure is always worse than the problem."

  • did anyone noticed how he hit the car a little bit and his head just popped off?

  • @mangareader325 nah i missed that, what part?

  • @mangareader325 Its like where did all the force come from?

  • DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNN!!!!! lol

  • Well I can somewhat understand that Americans tend to have a ''bit'' higher of a percentage of idiots.. But still one should have enough common sense to understand that this is a joke.. If someone makes a overly serious comment on THIS vid or any other Onion vid, then it just shows, that the person has NO sense of humor...

  • OMG lol!

  • 11 people can't figure out it's a joke ??

  • @HoldGovtAccountable

    not really, anything goes in your fucked up country

  • @timen1986 ??? that was an untelligent and somewhat immature comment. Must be do to the fact that your a self proclaimed stoner that cant read???

  • @HoldGovtAccountable

    how do you know all this

  • @timen1986 Hahahah Read your own channel page. Hahah

  • @HoldGovtAccountable

    /facepalm

    i can't believe you actually replied so serious :)

  • Is it true ?

  • TROLOLO

  • Facundo y la Fabrica de Cinturones.

  • any one no where i can watch dis movie for free

  • @mandel1234 try wwwzmovie.tv

  • @mandel1234 torrents dude...

    try btjunkie or something

  • lmao soo funny :)

  • yeah this is great... really funny and yeah it gets better every time is see it.

  • I love this goddamn film

  • ...and Violent Decapitation. I just violently de*crap*itated my pants!

  • That neck belt is probably safer than any Tyota, Unless the Tyota's have them installed THAN they are drivable suicide machines

  • Wheres daddy, YEAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • @XxSuperSass69xX Did I just eat a hooker? Yeager...

  • lmao not as bad as the the package belt

  • the window doesnt actually break when the heaad goes through. the broken glass that flies off is just cgi

  • Instead of America's finest news source they should have made it

    the Onion

    Raw and uncut

  • sick xD

  • queen nathan no doubt is the best freaggin one!

  • WTF?!! that was just a simple bump, lol.. maybe that was a 150-tonne worth of force.

  • @UnforgivingCritic But that's what makes it so funny. It's so over the top it's a "Oh what the hell, hahahaha!" reaction.

  • lol

  • roflcopta

  • ROFLMANIA!

  • what the FUCK?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!

  • ONION FTW

  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

  • haahhahahahahahahahahahaha

  • the news anchor is the original sweeney todd

  • you sir are a buffoon.

    anywyas, this is halarious.

  • This is the funniest thing i've ever seen!!

  • man this is to funny. i almost pissed my pants. the dad doesnt hit the car so hard thats whats funy

  • @scar12x9 No shit retard

  • this is awesome!! so funny

  • Most amazing thing ever.

  • this movie was prolly the funniest thing to watch with friends I've ever experienced.

  • lol not if you watch the edited version for TV, b/c u can't say "Cock" on TV apparently, it's hilarious! and + it's Steven Segal, in THIS kinda movie, gotta love it!

  • try Braindead ;)

  • @swgnerd I brought it in to my English class last year, best 90 minutes ever spent.

  • hi dad!

    lol it gets funnier every time

  • haha

  • At least it wasn't a nut belt lol :D

  • buwuahahahahahahahahhahah!!! he barely hits the other car and his fucking head just flys ou the fucking windsheild!!!

    buwuahhahahahhaahhahahahah!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • hey go to hell, i wasn't hurting anybody with my comment, it seems you just have something stuck up your ass

  • lol

  • hahaha,

    crushed trancheas,

    severe spinal damage and

    violent decapitations.

    "daddy's home, hi dad........ROFL....

  • lulz.

  • LOL XD XD XD

  • hahah

  • 0:22 is all you need...

  • COCK PUNCHER!!!

  • WHat the fuck i sso funney? god fucking damnit my dad and mom died that way

  • yeah, my grandpa died in the holocaust too.

    he fell off of a guard tower

  • ?......

  • your mom and dads head came off because of a neck seatbelt! OMG, miine too! Even the babies head came off.

  • lol AHHAHAH lol with neckbelts !?!?!

  • no, actually, it was funny.

    I was driving down the freeway one day, and a minivan hit the cement bridge piling. the baby came out the window and was split in half by a road sign, and the little arm hit my face......punch in the face!

  • HAHA!!! I actually pissed myself when I saw it the first time. "....Hi dad!" *BOOSH!!!*

  • me too

  • me three

  • Yep, I laughed my ass off when I saw this on film the first time, so did all my friends.

  • Holy shit, I'm in tears from laughing so hard at the end!

  • HAHAHAHA! wow... i laughed so hard at the end! hahaha

  • lol the people who write this stuff are like me: kids... Only... they get payed to act stupid... WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL??? Anyway, great movie, its fucking awesome, and I really like the armed gunman part

  • 0:01

  • the violent high-speed crash at the end totally just made my day.

  • gtfo newfag

  • hahaha god you gotta love people who take the whole 4ch thing seriously. Endlessly entertaining :D

  • Wow lol

  • I love this part, possibly my favorite of the entire movie. to bad all cars don't have neck belts

  • LOOK DADDYS HOME....NO WHYYY

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  • What the damn fuck?! o.0

    Thats damn funny,guys !!!

    Best comment of the day award from 14190Death

  • hahahahaha

  • What the damn fuck?! o.0

    Thats damn funny,guys !!!

  • He ejected his head.

  • ROFL I want a neckbelt for my sister

  • me too lol

  • i lol'd

  • hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahah

  • hahahahahah he barely touches the car and his head gets chopped off

  • i came twice

  • dude, i was there too

  • so it was good for you then?

  • hi dad

  • 0:22 lol

  • Love the over the top rough cut of the head popping through the wind shield.

  • I cant stop watching this movie, i cant believe they got Steven Segal to do his part.

  • i watch the movie there are some funny parts too it i but i recommend it this is one of my fav. parts

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • You should have seen the problems they had with the Testicle belt.

  • Still, not as big a flop as the anti-lock doors.

  • LMAO

  • shit i need to remove it from my car or same thing will happen to me O_o

  • hahaha this movie was one of the best movies i have haha

  • This is hilarious

  • This isn't funny. My brother died that way.

  • He had a neckbelt..

  • Yes he did.

  • Why didn't you warn him about the recall?

  • from a neck belt

  • wtf is this about? lmfao

  • thats good. No other way of putting it :)

  • its so funny when the head just flies out

  • fuck i need to get that removed from my car

  • violent decapatation

    lmao

  • i can't wait to watch this

  • lmao! sofa king funny!~~~~

  • That movie exceeded my expectations. It was hilarious!

  • ROFL

  • Hi Dad

  • love that movie! lol!!!

  • I love this movie, that part especially. lol

  • Is Joel McHale in it?

    I heard he was

  • ROFL 5/5

    OMG.... WUAHAHA

  • haha that was one of the funniest movies i have ver seen!!!

  • probably one of the funniest movies i have ever seen

  • haha or the deaf sprinter or the comatose diver

    awesomeee

  • haha this is one of the best parts. along with melissa cherry and the no legged/no handed hockey player and the terrorists and the armed gunman

    haha funny movie

  • Don't forget the basketball player born with Judaism!

  • i want to get this #$%\' movie