Well I can somewhat understand that Americans tend to have a ''bit'' higher of a percentage of idiots.. But still one should have enough common sense to understand that this is a joke.. If someone makes a overly serious comment on THIS vid or any other Onion vid, then it just shows, that the person has NO sense of humor...
lol not if you watch the edited version for TV, b/c u can't say "Cock" on TV apparently, it's hilarious! and + it's Steven Segal, in THIS kinda movie, gotta love it!
I was driving down the freeway one day, and a minivan hit the cement bridge piling. the baby came out the window and was split in half by a road sign, and the little arm hit my face......punch in the face!
lol the people who write this stuff are like me: kids... Only... they get payed to act stupid... WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL??? Anyway, great movie, its fucking awesome, and I really like the armed gunman part
the movie was so awesome
MoneyR8 2 weeks ago
@gafibla you mad bro?!?
scar12x9 3 weeks ago
Is that head falling off at the end edited, or is it really true??? I have never thought of a feature like that.
TheGlasnost1 4 weeks ago
@TheGlasnost1 It's edited. The Onion's bite lies in its hugely satirical nature, and its over-the-top style of newscasting.
FutaSarah5000 2 weeks ago
I watched it again and again lol
TheCaptMicro 2 months ago
lollollollollol
BDOGuerr3ro 3 months ago
lool
ThePistolero909 3 months ago
press 6 than 7
MegaSpark96 3 months ago
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MegaSpark96 3 months ago
lol i just lughed at the title
chaosstarr 6 months ago
I brought this to my English class to watch. I had never laughed so hard.
Sonic6293 7 months ago
PRESS 7 FOR DECAPITATION
JuggNorrix 7 months ago
damn defective neck-belts... mine works just fine.
axeofgod72 9 months ago
WTF?? gonna rent it now haha
seadesigners12 10 months ago
ahahah dadys home hi dad mwhahahahahah
australiansoldier98 10 months ago
gets me every time
iceseekers 10 months ago
HAHAHA hold down six for like 7 seconds and then hit 7
thorfoxxx 1 year ago
666666666 676767676767
thorfoxxx 1 year ago
I think the film industry is perfect for The Onion. TV not so much, but I think I would pay for some really good stuff on film.
ScientificExploits 1 year ago
that boy in the car at 0:13 goes to my highschool
5secondfuse 1 year ago
LMFAOO Ohh gotta love the ending..
GrimSkey 1 year ago
i wish i had a neck belt
TheZjewell 1 year ago
VIOLENT....decapitation :)
plasma4ce 1 year ago
Daddy's home! Hi Dad!
BurepolIghtkel 1 year ago
They should make a part 2,
I shit my pants a little when I seen this movie.
RespectMyHate 1 year ago
LMFAO
kyllum1 1 year ago
i love it
jacknorris4 1 year ago
0:23 I WANT ONE OF DOZE
thewhulk 1 year ago
"America, where the cure is always worse than the problem."
juli0sus 1 year ago 32
did anyone noticed how he hit the car a little bit and his head just popped off?
mangareader325 1 year ago
@mangareader325 nah i missed that, what part?
wackpdot1 1 year ago
@mangareader325 Its like where did all the force come from?
RespectMyHate 1 year ago
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNN!!!!! lol
gothicgurl990 1 year ago
Well I can somewhat understand that Americans tend to have a ''bit'' higher of a percentage of idiots.. But still one should have enough common sense to understand that this is a joke.. If someone makes a overly serious comment on THIS vid or any other Onion vid, then it just shows, that the person has NO sense of humor...
geenius3ab 1 year ago
OMG lol!
pupyfanatic44 1 year ago
11 people can't figure out it's a joke ??
HoldGovtAccountable 1 year ago
@HoldGovtAccountable
not really, anything goes in your fucked up country
timen1986 1 year ago
@timen1986 ??? that was an untelligent and somewhat immature comment. Must be do to the fact that your a self proclaimed stoner that cant read???
HoldGovtAccountable 1 year ago
@HoldGovtAccountable
how do you know all this
timen1986 1 year ago
@timen1986 Hahahah Read your own channel page. Hahah
HoldGovtAccountable 1 year ago
@HoldGovtAccountable
/facepalm
i can't believe you actually replied so serious :)
timen1986 1 year ago
Is it true ?
krazyibra95 1 year ago
TROLOLO
holyshitcockballs 1 year ago
Facundo y la Fabrica de Cinturones.
fakundino 1 year ago
any one no where i can watch dis movie for free
mandel1234 1 year ago
@mandel1234 try wwwzmovie.tv
penitent2401 1 year ago
@mandel1234 torrents dude...
try btjunkie or something
googleeaterwoot 1 year ago
lmao soo funny :)
Curtis5767 1 year ago
yeah this is great... really funny and yeah it gets better every time is see it.
alphonsecapone2 1 year ago
I love this goddamn film
cuppajoesugar 1 year ago
...and Violent Decapitation. I just violently de*crap*itated my pants!
tftmc 1 year ago
That neck belt is probably safer than any Tyota, Unless the Tyota's have them installed THAN they are drivable suicide machines
MrLive2playhockey 1 year ago
Wheres daddy, YEAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxSuperSass69xX 1 year ago
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RazorKnuckles1 1 year ago
@XxSuperSass69xX Did I just eat a hooker? Yeager...
RazorKnuckles1 1 year ago
lmao not as bad as the the package belt
carpulan 1 year ago
the window doesnt actually break when the heaad goes through. the broken glass that flies off is just cgi
MrYutoob 1 year ago
Instead of America's finest news source they should have made it
the Onion
Raw and uncut
A135S4656 1 year ago
sick xD
PainWalkerr 1 year ago
queen nathan no doubt is the best freaggin one!
Stevenramkins 1 year ago
WTF?!! that was just a simple bump, lol.. maybe that was a 150-tonne worth of force.
UnforgivingCritic 1 year ago 2
@UnforgivingCritic But that's what makes it so funny. It's so over the top it's a "Oh what the hell, hahahaha!" reaction.
zellmer 1 year ago 5
lol
shakwar 1 year ago
roflcopta
No1101 2 years ago
ROFLMANIA!
jlebesis 2 years ago 4
what the FUCK?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!
5p1d3rrr 2 years ago 2
ONION FTW
bounca308 2 years ago
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
timerac3r 2 years ago 2
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sal0212 2 years ago 2
haahhahahahahahahahahahaha
20nineaug94 2 years ago
the news anchor is the original sweeney todd
corgholio 2 years ago 3
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OMG the Onion is so FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man would never crash a car while parking.. ..
bobby123greenhalgh 2 years ago
you sir are a buffoon.
anywyas, this is halarious.
TheCmdrofficer 2 years ago
This is the funniest thing i've ever seen!!
9hazlenut9 2 years ago
man this is to funny. i almost pissed my pants. the dad doesnt hit the car so hard thats whats funy
scar12x9 2 years ago 31
@scar12x9 No shit retard
gafibla 4 weeks ago
this is awesome!! so funny
bobsledkid 2 years ago
Most amazing thing ever.
martyrofevil 2 years ago 3
this movie was prolly the funniest thing to watch with friends I've ever experienced.
swgnerd 2 years ago 51
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except the fucking cockpuncher.. motherfucker ruins the whole damn movie!
TazGGGUNOT 2 years ago
lol not if you watch the edited version for TV, b/c u can't say "Cock" on TV apparently, it's hilarious! and + it's Steven Segal, in THIS kinda movie, gotta love it!
swgnerd 2 years ago
try Braindead ;)
MikeeNemeth 2 years ago
@swgnerd I brought it in to my English class last year, best 90 minutes ever spent.
Sonic6293 3 months ago
hi dad!
lol it gets funnier every time
airforseone 2 years ago 107
haha
CONSOLEGUY0 2 years ago
At least it wasn't a nut belt lol :D
crazyawesomeninja333 2 years ago 6
buwuahahahahahahahahhahah!!! he barely hits the other car and his fucking head just flys ou the fucking windsheild!!!
buwuahhahahahhaahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
oktoberfest124 2 years ago 7
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you r a homo
go kill yourself
PIEMANRUES 2 years ago
hey go to hell, i wasn't hurting anybody with my comment, it seems you just have something stuck up your ass
oktoberfest124 2 years ago
lol
chuckdontgiveaphuck 2 years ago 3
hahaha,
crushed trancheas,
severe spinal damage and
violent decapitations.
"daddy's home, hi dad........ROFL....
calky360 2 years ago 7
lulz.
StoneTemp1Pilot 2 years ago
LOL XD XD XD
ComedyPuppets 2 years ago
hahah
afiqsince86 2 years ago
0:22 is all you need...
wretchedsnowman1 2 years ago
COCK PUNCHER!!!
3Dmassacre 2 years ago
WHat the fuck i sso funney? god fucking damnit my dad and mom died that way
applefrog111 2 years ago
yeah, my grandpa died in the holocaust too.
he fell off of a guard tower
schfiftyfivehundydoo 2 years ago 11
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no.................
NERFgunWARLORD 2 years ago
?......
applefrog111 2 years ago
your mom and dads head came off because of a neck seatbelt! OMG, miine too! Even the babies head came off.
NERFgunWARLORD 2 years ago
lol AHHAHAH lol with neckbelts !?!?!
deathey666 2 years ago
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your mean it was so sad
applefrog111 2 years ago
no, actually, it was funny.
I was driving down the freeway one day, and a minivan hit the cement bridge piling. the baby came out the window and was split in half by a road sign, and the little arm hit my face......punch in the face!
NERFgunWARLORD 2 years ago 2
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1.put your hand over your mouth
2.make a wish into your hand
3.pull your hand away and put it over your heart for 5 seconds
4.put this on a comment for 3 more videos
5.if you do you will have the best day of your life tomorrow
sk84alife 2 years ago
HAHA!!! I actually pissed myself when I saw it the first time. "....Hi dad!" *BOOSH!!!*
jackylegs94 2 years ago 3
me too
lafther210 2 years ago
me three
guesswhonow3 2 years ago
Yep, I laughed my ass off when I saw this on film the first time, so did all my friends.
calky360 2 years ago
Holy shit, I'm in tears from laughing so hard at the end!
funkophone 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA! wow... i laughed so hard at the end! hahaha
alecms7 2 years ago
lol the people who write this stuff are like me: kids... Only... they get payed to act stupid... WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL??? Anyway, great movie, its fucking awesome, and I really like the armed gunman part
Headsetphobias 2 years ago
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/ \ this is bob copy and past him and soon he will take over youtube
DeadBoy85 2 years ago
0:01
xcmike1056 2 years ago
the violent high-speed crash at the end totally just made my day.
tannerboi23 2 years ago 6
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What the damn fuck?! o.0
Thats damn funny,guys !!!
I smell a meme.
What the damn fuck?!o.0
I like it...
SGFVampwulf 2 years ago
gtfo newfag
coulditbekronau 2 years ago 2
hahaha god you gotta love people who take the whole 4ch thing seriously. Endlessly entertaining :D
megamarsvin 2 years ago
Wow lol
sev121993 2 years ago
I love this part, possibly my favorite of the entire movie. to bad all cars don't have neck belts
Juic3y72 2 years ago
LOOK DADDYS HOME....NO WHYYY
twistedvincenzo 2 years ago
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twistedvincenzo 2 years ago
What the damn fuck?! o.0
Thats damn funny,guys !!!
Best comment of the day award from 14190Death
eljono1 2 years ago
hahahahaha
hydroxygen2000 2 years ago
What the damn fuck?! o.0
Thats damn funny,guys !!!
14190Death 2 years ago 7
He ejected his head.
EricToTheScionti 2 years ago
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fuck this movie,, stop making these fuckin suck ass movies
hippolyte02 3 years ago
ROFL I want a neckbelt for my sister
CallOfDutyForMe 3 years ago
me too lol
kcm05814 2 years ago
i lol'd
marc145 3 years ago
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Leelone 3 years ago
hahahahahah he barely touches the car and his head gets chopped off
slaymaster999 3 years ago 20
i came twice
bluepancake94 3 years ago
dude, i was there too
Naerbu 3 years ago 2
so it was good for you then?
Marquis0Vulpes82 2 years ago
hi dad
jakabecks 3 years ago
0:22 lol
tetavo 3 years ago
Love the over the top rough cut of the head popping through the wind shield.
pacosaidso 3 years ago 2
I cant stop watching this movie, i cant believe they got Steven Segal to do his part.
lanz1987 3 years ago 2
i watch the movie there are some funny parts too it i but i recommend it this is one of my fav. parts
BHackn 3 years ago
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what a way to go.
DatFoootanaryBaby 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
harunhilton 3 years ago
You should have seen the problems they had with the Testicle belt.
andrewbnkjv 3 years ago 47
Still, not as big a flop as the anti-lock doors.
bizichyld 3 years ago 8
LMAO
CosmosPrivateer 3 years ago
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haha i would laugh at the person who died that way because they were probly stupid and smelt like bo
66631234 3 years ago
shit i need to remove it from my car or same thing will happen to me O_o
supersonicfan123 3 years ago 8
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wat the fuck these things r great... i created them!! im a motherfucking genius
cellphoneuser69 3 years ago
hahaha this movie was one of the best movies i have haha
jahuuunior 3 years ago
This is hilarious
XXshinobiXX12345 3 years ago
This isn't funny. My brother died that way.
TwisterHansen 3 years ago
He had a neckbelt..
EddiedeMan 3 years ago
Yes he did.
TwisterHansen 3 years ago
Why didn't you warn him about the recall?
CosmosPrivateer 3 years ago
from a neck belt
drod0886 2 years ago
wtf is this about? lmfao
MasteredMitch 3 years ago
thats good. No other way of putting it :)
funbag08 3 years ago
its so funny when the head just flies out
Amenthatip 3 years ago 2
fuck i need to get that removed from my car
WickedMurda187 3 years ago 21
violent decapatation
lmao
BearBoyProductions 3 years ago
i can't wait to watch this
CheshireCat88 3 years ago 2
lmao! sofa king funny!~~~~
zibbitzapzoo 3 years ago
That movie exceeded my expectations. It was hilarious!
rjones6801 3 years ago
ROFL
thatsmyaudi 3 years ago
Hi Dad
ChrisGomez6400 3 years ago 7
love that movie! lol!!!
JonicaPrep 3 years ago
I love this movie, that part especially. lol
Shadowmaster50 3 years ago
Is Joel McHale in it?
I heard he was
CJthecoolest 3 years ago
ROFL 5/5
OMG.... WUAHAHA
yes4me 3 years ago
haha that was one of the funniest movies i have ver seen!!!
jred9469 3 years ago
probably one of the funniest movies i have ever seen
ROCKSoutLOUD1316 3 years ago
haha or the deaf sprinter or the comatose diver
awesomeee
tjtigers14 3 years ago
haha this is one of the best parts. along with melissa cherry and the no legged/no handed hockey player and the terrorists and the armed gunman
haha funny movie
tjtigers14 3 years ago
Don't forget the basketball player born with Judaism!
hotkarlsauce 3 years ago 2
i want to get this #$%\' movie
hipiebye 3 years ago