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  • or i guessit would be the worst voice crack?

  • hahahahahaha, 5:56 greatest voice crack

  • all the signs arent true because none of these happen at all well for me

  • @116hk  lol

  • I am the funniest guy in my school. All the girls laugh at me. Sometimes at recess, I do parkour by tripping on the spiderweb. Or jumping off the spiderweb. But let me tell u. It HURTS!!!!

  • Nahh, I put on lip gloss in front of my boyfriend.

  • @kingdom0aerith but theyre talking about when theyre not together yet.

  • i like to eat potato chips and watch videos. will i ever get a girlfriend

  • @UncleanSpirit1 Not funny. This is his video and channel by the way.

  • YAZZZZZ!

  • YAZZZZZ!

  • Nice Video not all the signs are obvious or even right

  • another reason is they show off

  • damnit that means i have to deal with 3 girls, fuck

  • Lol, that list is stupid. 

  • isn't that girl from the big boy video by jullian smith? O.O

  • I've seen a girl a lot of times in the bathroom for more then three minutes specially right before things get "intimate". So i always wonder like what is she doing, kinda like "freshing up"? I think i would need female input on this one

  • Hey it's Yaz btw u guys sucked at Mario kart but I'm still a fan

  • What if the chick's on her period? Of course she's gonna be in the bathroom for more than 3 minutes!

  • the guy in the middle looks like ganso from santos like if u think so

  • guys love the video. but coukd you re-upload without the music? makes it hard to hear you. and is sopa goes thru i really don't want swoozie getting sued.

  • call her and tell her your outside her house? go to her door and pick her up you pussy. chilvary is dead :(

  • @IncredibleDucky Chilvary?...

  • @IncredibleDucky I thought outside her house is at the door? Also what if you're not allowed to it, not by her but family? Lol Chivalry isn't quite dead. Calling her and telling her you're outside her house isn't too bad.

  • Guy on the right is sexy!

    

  • @ThEhErEtIc007 Guy on the left to

    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @NiKKiBSEXCii He'll definitely figure it out after seeing this if he knows your username.

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  • omg it's YAZ!! how did two close friends both end up being on ultimate gamer?!?

  • another sign to tell that she is into you is if she asks to suck your dick.

  • They're right about all the ones that are or aren't right. And Adande looks adorable with his glasses on!!

  • No! Sometimes girls will laugh frequently and nervously because she can tell the guy is gonna ask her out and she DOESN'T like him, lol. It totally happens....

  • Cellphones still ring?

  • "She's in the bathroom for more than three minutes..."

    What if she's dropping a two-sie?

  • @GabedonChillweasel haha take this from a girl...usually i go to the bathroom at scl but i nvr use it...i just tlk abt my crush with my frnds ;) haha

  • You should do something like this for girls. Except... like.... how for guys to let a girl know they like them. because Id guess girls dont notice some things, just like how guys might not notice that she likes you because she touched you at all?

  • thats yaz!

  • I swear i'm going from video to video and clicking "Like" to them all! swoozie06, you are one great guy.

  • She touches me pokes my ribs my hair tap in the back, my arm, even leans in on me and our arms and legs touch when shes helping me with something.everytime i see her, eyecontact, and talks to me helps me with hw , even sits next to me. Only thing is that she mentioned she has a Bf 2 times to me :( now what do i do??? :( she played with my emotions. I should back off

  • LOL! I remember this song <3

  • haha was that swoozie lol

  • That one in the right is hot ^^

  • Ludacris- splash waterfalls

  • song??

  • or she's taking a over 3 minute dump...

  • Well, some are definitely not true . But thanks for sharing ! ^^

  • Heh... I got a girl in school that does a few if those ( ya know, that you could do in school)

  • more like 12 signs that could go either way... c'mon.

  • lol ive done like 3 or 4 of those things :P

  • yeaaaaaa most of these happened to me with a girl but she's creepy like she stalks me and yeaaaa :P

  • The guy in the middle looks like avenged sevenfolds rhythm guitarist zacky(:

  • aah the guy on the right is adorable with the accent

    

  • ... If she's late... she might just be bad at organizing her time...

  • if  she dont answer her phone its probly her boyfriend

  • i have 4 and 5 with the girl i like i am also jdowg121s brother

  • omg. it's yaz and swoozie. wcgasm

  • In the bathroom for more than 3 mins means she is TOTALLY PASSING ONE HELL OF A TERD DEMON!

  • @IM4ISR3AL lmao :D

  • @Miniman131097 Glad to make you laugh doodski

  • wat if ur in school

  • the touching one isn't really true for me. i do this with every guy i'm friends with but it doesn't mean i want all of them.

  • Mickey mouse dating tips.....lol

  • weres the beat form i know ive heard somewhere

  • @hella12345678910as Ludacris, Splash Waterfalls...

  • you guys are pretty funny :)

  • is the guy on the right a long lost jonas brother

  • #12 or shes masturbating...

  • I don't understand what he means with his reasons #1, #2, #3, or #10.

  • 1. Wrong. If I have time to worry about gloss, the conversation isn't engaging enough. 2. Really? *shrug* 3. 'Like'? No. Lots of 'Um's or loss of words. Yeah. 4. Yes, twice as much if she blushes every time too. 5. Sometimes... yeah, nerves. 6. That's just common courtesy. 7. Yes... fishing for your dating status. 8. Any compliment means she at least likes that thing about you... 9. I personally never understood that... 10. Yes definitely. 11. Yes, + points if she's rushing. 12. See #1 IMO =)
  • number 9 is a bitch!

  • @jakobsmovietutorials why cant all sizes be sexy?

  • THE AWKWARD MOMENT: when you see a group of girls looking at you, then they giggle two second later.2- you find yourself staring into each others eyes for the first time.3- having your first conversation with them

  • Not all of these were true. A girl tends to look at a guy a lot whenever they like him. Or they laugh and smile a lot whenever he's around. But girls usually ALWAYS spend more than three minutes in the bathroom! lol

  • its pauly D before he was a studd

  • A girl will fiddle with her hair like crazy! And she'll smile alot more than normal. A guy will fiddle with his feet like crazy and yes, try to touch you. Also, when people cross their legs, if it's crossed toward you then they're open to you. Same goes for crossed arms. And pay attention to posture..... Learned from experimenting.

  • Shut the music off!!

  • i got one...

    if a girl pings you on facebook chat or email chat, and says something random, and then says oh shoot wrong person, 99 percent chance she just wants to talk to you(:

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials no offense, but thats what fat people say

  • @NecroMalkor No, If you ask any guy, he'll say curves are sexy. bones aren't

  • ....Theres a speed button on videos now? ._.

  • im finding myself favoriting too many of ur vids :]

  • Skinny is as ugly as fat, I mean SKINNY

  • last one sounds hot

  • @sanox15 very true very true

  • Ok guys it is really not that hard unless you are shy so just ask her out the worst that could happen is she says no right(:

  • @rosi4110 She could also stab you.

  • Guy with the neckless, is super cute ;) thats how i tell guys i like them :P

  • she sits at the ege of her seat. no that means she had too much coffe

  • Why the music?

  • Treat them like dirt theyll stick to u like mud

  • @brucedavis76 she told me she was leading me on. 

  • How come the black guy has to sit on the floor??

  • @Justinven44 LOL

  • @Justinven44 White crackers are always keeping a brother down. In this case, it just happens to be literal.

  • @Justinven44 You wont see him if he sat on the couch =/ just a hovering T-shirt.

    

  • @Justinven44

    he looks like a tom...just a simple negro with nothin in his head. Would have been a house negro back in the old days.

  • @Justinven44 i'm pretty sure it's because he's black .... no really, what's your fucking point ?

  • @Justinven44 im sure the aam guy sits on the floor cos he's the slave of his three white slaveholders, who use him as a sexslave. man. that's what i love about usa folk. they can find the racist subtext just about anywhere.

  • @LiutendantJack777 hmm well 1. im not american and 2. thats a pretty rude thing to say about americans sir! it was just an observation, NOW that being said if anyone should have been sitting on the ground it should have been the girl hahah.. ok thats mean my bad she should have been in the kitchen makin them boys a sammich.. yes a sammich

  • @Justinven44 so... your basicaly didn't ask your question, becouse you thought it as racist, but cos your a male chauvinist, and you think the woman should be sitting on the floor ? :D ok... ps: an observation is usually stated, not asked. im sure it was a poetic question though. fun talkin to ya.

  • @LiutendantJack777 Thank you for Trying to correct me on my comment. So are you actually saying that by me saying "why does the black guy have to sit on the floor" isn't an observation. i no doubt asked it as a question, but it is naive of you to say that it is not an observation as well. oh PS saying"your basically didn't ask your question"doesn't make any sense what so ever,Oh yes i forgot! observations can be asked as a question, if i stated it, that would be a statement! what a waste of time

  • @Justinven44 if it's such a waste of time, why did you bother? :D

  • Wanna get laid in one simple step?

    -Be an complete and total asshole to her.

    Thats it.

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials lol seriously. skiny is gross. no tits, ass or curves.

  • the girl looks retarded, i think shes trying to blend in!! LOOL

  • This guy is recording with a fricken toothbrush, i mean seriously, look at that quality.

  • believe me, shredding guitar WORKS like cat nip.

  • what are the 12 obvious signs she dosnt want you,,i need to know?

  • i think everyone should just be straight up about wanting people haha

  • @hippos443 mhm~ life would be so much easier, but probably not as fun...ehh >_>

  • @OzakiRain haha true true... plus our jobs as girls are to be "confusing"even though we arent haha

  • @hippos443 untrue !

  • @hippos443 bull shit lol

  • Kiss your hand 10x. Say your crush 15x. Post to two videos Look at your hand

  • I WANT ADVICE FROM A BLACK MALE NOT FROM TEENAGERS.....THE REASON WHY I WISH I COULD HAVE ADVICE FROM A BLACK GUY IS CUZ THEY BE GETTING ALL THE WHITE GIRLS

  • @hlinzaga cuz they dick bigger haha

  • not a single girl has liked me my whole life im just ugly as shit

  • @333iskateallday maybe you should be a comedian, shred guitar or something that makes them horny, look at Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger, both ugly as hell yet, they scored a lot in life.

  • @333iskateallday

    Awwww. T^T

  • 12. ORRRRR its that time of the month??

  • ITS CHAMP CHONGS AMERICAN TWIN

  • love the beat,

  • omg that guy is hot the one with spiky hair hotttt

  • Kiss your hand ten times

    Say your crushes name into your hand fifteen times

    Post to 2 vids

    Look at yr hand

  • @uberpwnful Lone wolf's live the best and most exciting lifes.

  • A girl who was interested in me back in High School gave me a hickey in front of all my friends at our lunch table my senior year.. She was really interested in me. She confessed to me back sophmore year, but I turned her down face-to-face because that's how a man should do it. She still didn't stop all the way through high school though. I didn't mind as much as more embarrassed by the whole thing. She's a cool girl, just not my type.

  • i was talkin to dis guy today laughin at somethin not that funny and i did the arm grab and he let me in for free yay me lol! the arm grab works really well ladies i used to do it to my guy friends by accident just bc i like touching ppl and he was like y do u always touch me and i didnt even realize it... now i only use my power for good and not to confuse my guy friends lol

  • what if she always asks you if you really like your girlfriend?

  • Why is the black guy all by himself... the other 3 are racist!

  • So ... what if she takes a knife and stabs the wall im leaning against inches away from my head and tells me she always wanted to do that and then punches me in the stomach and then laughs? Oh yeah and slaps my butt? (im genuinely confused :/)

  • 13.she gives you a b.j.

  • Nooo music

  • I do really stupid things near my crush and he just stares at me and laughs and blushes

  • and if all this doesn't work you can still just rape her ass.

  • by watching this i tried to check if a girl im interested in likes me.

    10 out of 12 points i just hadn`t noticed or didn`t know.

    then i asked myself if i actually am interested in her... lol XD

  • the reason she is in the bathroom a long time is she is calling her other boyfriend for a date later on that evening, 99.999% they always have a back up man always!

  • number 5...about the laughing part.....yeah...tht applies to some girls...exampe: me.....hehehe i always giggle when im around my crush....for nooo reason..

  • she look like tha girl from hard time of RJ berger

  • I dont really like girls that use makeup too often, too superficial..... Imagine it like this: what if she looks so pretty with makeup on than you catch her without it and she looks completly different.......

  • shit i got all of those signs that why she alway stare at me

  • I fuked a girl names krstaL LOL

  • #1 girls wear make up anyways now days so that point is not relevant anymore

  • Oh wait. Sorry I remember... its splash waterfalls instrumental

  • I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM,

    But can ANYBODY tell me the name of the song in the video? Any help would be very appreciated.

    Love the video :)

  • @gameboyII splash waterfalls ludacris

  • your friend on the right is hot!

  • i agree with the magazine, all the signs are true, even if they dont make sense to the male brain.

  • @SNB3forever haha some of them don't even make sense to me and I'm female. haha

  • hahaha :)

  • I dont take dating tips from two losers and an ugly girl.

  • @scheutz she is not ugly at all

  • @Alilbitofmeg tells us more of your taste in girls than anything else

  • @scheutz Holy shit, I honestly thought that was a guy until she talked.

  • @scheutz wtf are you on about why are you judging them they ain't judging you so don't judge them

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials I love a big giant ass!

  • Shitting for three minutes... or throwing up to look skinny and sexy ;D

  • yes the laugh goes both ways.