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I was Mad as hell when this character did not make an apperance on his comedty show to me it was his best character makes me laugh everytime this still is to me the ultimate movie to get high 2 if u have alot of friends around.
Thank you for putting up this video. I'm a 76 year old man and ever since my wife died 12 years ago I've found it difficult to ejaculate. Your video helped a lot. I'm going to go wash off my hands now.
It is a pretty good movie, but would it have been better if Dave's character had hooked up with a pot smoking woman instead of quitting pot? If that character were real person I wonder if he would have stayed off pot for good, wonder how long he and that woman would have lasted.
"l wanna talk to Samson Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden 'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted Sometimes l wanna throw it all down and get lifted Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown."
OMG BITCH U KNOW WHAT I WANT HIA HIA HIAH IAHIIIIIIIIIIAAAA , omg i laugh so hard my lungs are collapsing hahahah im so of the hook right now haha oh lord hah, pz out all stoners oh and by the name, if u dont see me here on youtube call the POLICE!
got the whole town on lock down!
TheMusicismyair 2 days ago
he looks like mac dre
jamiacalover 3 weeks ago
u have smoked urself retarded
malasorte150 3 weeks ago
He slept with my momma why?!?? Lmfao god if you can hear me help!! The doctor says I need a backeotamy!! Hahah
obeeyjada 4 weeks ago 2
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nowandbecause 1 month ago
that song is the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack
ADTR71541 1 month ago
5 people forgot to talk to Samson
757surfer1 1 month ago
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757surfer1 1 month ago
looks like you skipped a part of the song cuz the videos messed up
HaterzLuvForever 1 month ago
BIYITCH' you know what i want
bangbangshotmedown2 2 months ago 5
Repeatedly press '1' for quite possible the funniest phrase in this whole entire movie
Quesofrownee 2 months ago
RED TEAM GO!!!
bonecollector1984 2 months ago 2
@bonecollector1984 oh man.. that's my favorite line in the movie.... tomorrow i'm going to see the movie man.. on weed!
Mechsalo 2 months ago
0:27 AHAHAHA!
FlashyLifeTV 2 months ago
A pound of your swedish cheeba
kushKINGZ420 3 months ago
he punched his body guards =3
mrsirlukasko 3 months ago
It's the best weed in my neighborhood, Sampsons shit is blessed...lmao!
chiefzilla69 3 months ago
Legalize this shit PUHLEEASSE! lmao
LighterOfDewbies 3 months ago 12
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BITCH you know what I want...ahahahaa
0000AllFitness0000 3 months ago
nast nate dislikes 4 times.
BigOldMrKnish 3 months ago
SAMSON SIMPSON!!
LynchByInch 3 months ago 2
@StevenDezii Because he is Samson
TheRalphus666 3 months ago
@TheRalphus666 I mean Sir-Schmoke-Alot not Sampson
TheRalphus666 3 months ago
I was Mad as hell when this character did not make an apperance on his comedty show to me it was his best character makes me laugh everytime this still is to me the ultimate movie to get high 2 if u have alot of friends around.
zerocool1ist 4 months ago 2
im here to fix your pipes
13aarom 4 months ago
@StevenDezii because he can.
timelessnugget 4 months ago
4 people didn't talk to Sampson....
TheBeastfromUranus 4 months ago
have you ever seen half baked ... on weed ?
TheBaseler 4 months ago 62
@TheBaseler
never
jconstable02 1 month ago
Hahahahahaha!!!
Simus1974 4 months ago
LEGALIZE THIS SHIT, PLEEEAASEE??? LMFAO
LighterOfDewbies 4 months ago
I just talked to sampson now im about to talk to the pizza delivery guy
joe18181 4 months ago
way too funny
utubes4noobs 4 months ago
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Thank you for putting up this video. I'm a 76 year old man and ever since my wife died 12 years ago I've found it difficult to ejaculate. Your video helped a lot. I'm going to go wash off my hands now.
kreamgetmoney21 5 months ago
I WANNA TALK TO SAMSON!!
bobolishas 5 months ago
i always lol @ 0:01... as soon as he laughs... then rofl @ 0:08...
lkjh4433 5 months ago
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lkjh4433 5 months ago
Snoop Dogg was supposed to play Sir smoke a lot originally, but then they changed their mind and just put him in a cameo
maximino27 5 months ago
i wana talk to sampson fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Cramson.. Best part!!
stylez987 5 months ago
If you haven't seen this movie you ain't worth SHIT!
LighterOfDewbies 5 months ago
I WANA TALK TO SAMSON!
837503845kuty38506 5 months ago
i want to talk to sampson
fly me to the moon like that bitch alice cramden
cuz its hard bein black n gifted
sometimes i just wanna throw it all down,
and get lifted!
mnypwrrspkt 5 months ago
Where can i DL this?
teddytw15 6 months ago
Alice kramden is a women in a old TV show called the honeymooners and Ralph kramden would say to the moon alice
h8ter100 6 months ago
Samson Always Gets Me Lifted Lmfao
Fr3ak0xSuAv3 6 months ago
You know this is edited down like fuck.
Dave said "you made a weed movie for kids"
I love it still, but makes you wonder, how it was from the beginning
alexknaz 6 months ago
who is alice frampton?
mnypwrrspkt 6 months ago
@mnypwrrspkt I think he says Alice Cramden... Ralph Cramden's wife from The Honeymooners.
mandyjane 6 months ago
@mandyjane ohhhhh LMAO thanks
mnypwrrspkt 6 months ago
@mnypwrrspkt lol I never knew what he said either! I just figured it out now cuz u gave me a clue loll
mandyjane 6 months ago
BITCH! , YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT ' look at hiz face when hes laughing lmao
xXH8teraiidXx 6 months ago
Why is your name all blasted on it??
hatchetkillsyou 6 months ago
He's larger than life
mnypwrrspkt 7 months ago 2
Fuck Samson. Hahahaa
CURRENTLY2HIGH 7 months ago
0:28
RadamezHQ 7 months ago
It is a pretty good movie, but would it have been better if Dave's character had hooked up with a pot smoking woman instead of quitting pot? If that character were real person I wonder if he would have stayed off pot for good, wonder how long he and that woman would have lasted.
TheMerlinOfAR 7 months ago
@TheMerlinOfAR Wonder if they got into a fight if he would go get baked out of his mind and come back home just to rub it in her face. lmao
TheMonicaTeresa 6 months ago
@TheMonicaTeresa he probably would haha
TheMerlinOfAR 6 months ago
knocking out the bodyguards! well its hard being black and gifted
misskateypillar 7 months ago 2
"l wanna talk to Samson Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden 'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted Sometimes l wanna throw it all down and get lifted Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown."
goodquality33 7 months ago
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This is better than most rap nowadays.
timbulb 7 months ago
he is sooo funny
rudecrudedude1 7 months ago
got the whole town on lockdowwwn
graffer420 7 months ago
Half Baked and Harold&Kumar are my favorites:)
Arkanii1 8 months ago
I wanna talk to sampson
prettykaygirl 8 months ago
I FUCKIN LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!
1234Bcbc 8 months ago
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best movie of all time
ahater678 9 months ago
that clip is so random XD
matthewgroen 9 months ago
punches his body guards. WTF !?! lmao
MultiSinoda 9 months ago
You know I didn't even realize that was Dave Chapelle till I had watched it a few times.
banx757 10 months ago
I was fully baked while watching Half Baked this evening :)
pojo205 10 months ago
"think about this shit, pleassssee!" Lol
WtfPugs 10 months ago
@WtfPugs .. its Legaliaze this shit pleaaSE
happycolin 8 months ago
@happycolin Wow, thanks! Makes 10000x more sense.
WtfPugs 8 months ago
Happy 420!!!
DemonWarp65 10 months ago 2
I WANNA TALK TO SAMSON!!!!!!!
ballshead23 10 months ago
@ballshead23
fly me too the moon like that bitch ella scrampton.
Kymmze 10 months ago
@Kymmze Like Alice Kramden (from the Honeymooners "to the moon")
Dread315 10 months ago
2 people dont know what sir smoke alot wants haha
streetball102 10 months ago
Dave is awesome!
allhairnoballs1 10 months ago
lol @ 0:27
1984MOSSAD 10 months ago
OMG BITCH U KNOW WHAT I WANT HIA HIA HIAH IAHIIIIIIIIIIAAAA , omg i laugh so hard my lungs are collapsing hahahah im so of the hook right now haha oh lord hah, pz out all stoners oh and by the name, if u dont see me here on youtube call the POLICE!
gadden142 11 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahaaaaa
goodfucker91 11 months ago
BITCH! U KNOW WHAT I WANT! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
medicalmanny 1 year ago 16
@medicalmanny ROFLMAOOOO! Best. line. EVER!!
JClyda44 11 months ago
@JClyda44 100% agree !!!
medicalmanny 7 months ago
@medicalmanny I knew that shit was going to be the top comment lol
Psilocybong420 3 months ago
2 people dont get lifted by sampson
antoine900able 1 year ago
like if you're here because of deadmau5
petedebono 1 year ago
Deadmau5 bring me here
LeandroMixKH 1 year ago
cause it's hard being black and gifted
JoeyYays 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA" I want to talk to samson!!!!!" lol lol
vandranius 1 year ago
LMMFAO!! especially when he's pouring the bad of joints over his head laughin
hardnphirm87 1 year ago
@hardnphirm87 hell yea i was laughing up a storm lol
B0GIE1 1 year ago
we all wanna chat wit samson
seangallacher11 1 year ago
:07
BIGRATDOGHEAD 1 year ago
Docta said I need a backiotomy....
oneradiostar 1 year ago 2
Dave!!! come baaaack!!!!
arkie74 1 year ago
I want to talk to Samson! I was so high when I watched this that I thought the rapper was named Samson and wanted to talk to himself.
BlackScorpionSkull 1 year ago 5
i love this movie, fuck you haters if you dont like it
happystick1 1 year ago 64
i saw that shit in theatre when it first came out! daves first film... funniest shit ever!
sk84chickz 1 year ago
BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT lol!!!!! THIS A CLASSIC MOVIE
myaangeline 1 year ago 65
hab den Film letztens noch geschaut :D ... Diese Stelle ist wirklich göttlich ^^
Dydakt 2 years ago
@Dydakt shut ur ballz up
colintrent 1 year ago
Nein der Film heißt "Half Baked"
Doradus007 2 years ago
der film heist eine tüte voller ....
tibas1994 2 years ago