NFL Fantasy File: David Akers

[baseballplusrock]

Most field goals in a single season! Go Niners!

[Doorknob899]

i miss akers. i wish they would have kept him on the eagles.

[xXTeamlightningXx]

im not picking he called me grasshoppa

[Swatt3r]

@xXTeamlightningXx someone already said that.. 7 months ago.. you're not getting thumbs up dipshit.

[slkysmoothpawn]

@xXTeamlightningXx way to be original

[brandondotero]

which brand is his shirt, reebok?

[machiiniiima]

he has been my kicker for 3 years straight. fuck i drafted him in the first round this year.

[MegaLuismtz]

for the last time im not a grasshoper!!!!!!!

[madcrazy6659]

this nigga thinks hes all about it

[addkingofblood7]

Epic

[twelsh29708]

that's pretty sick

[Rocket402]

i am not a grasshoper

[blueflame1258]

Yeah but when is he ever gonna do that in a game? Yeah.. so im not picking him lol

[limitless357]

I can do that... With a Coke can=P

[10neShotKill]

this one seems the most not fake out of all of them

[Scarymoviekiller1]

lmao there 3 or 4 coments saying gay fag david akers is one of the best if not the best kicker in the nfl besides rob bironas both from ky

[TheJaCkCHeeSE]

i like men

[MTWfreak]

0:18 can tell it's fake. He kicks the ball far left. It magically straightens out.

[crazygoodd1]

gay

[chrisdaman0180]

fag

[Mikeymike961]

clearly he sucks....

[Scarymoviekiller1]

@Mikeymike961 lmao u must not know crap about football

[Mikeymike961]

@Scarymoviekiller1 lmao u must not know crap about sarcasm.

[Scarymoviekiller1]

@Mikeymike961 nah bro teach me?

[ImMagicxD]

Oh My Gosshhh !

[RegalAces]

:OOO

[rlballer8]

Still a fantasy beast

[ctmhornet9]

did he say grasshoppa?

[rlazzari92]

why didnt he do that against green bay during the play-offs last year they would have won if they made all there field goals.

[BushAlwaysReady]

YES GRASSHOPPER

[samoanboy35]

pick me grasshopa hahahaha

[SuperDjr1984]

Philly just lost the best kicker in the nfc

[MrQualityGuaranteed]

Coming to Sam Fran!! Yea buddy

[nolungshoodlummir]

thats why the eagles let you go NO BALANCE! lmao

[fordtruck7896]

I'd say he's on to something with this whole balance thing!

[TRugeroni]

the possimpible! /watch?v=xxdZrhf0B2E

[mutarrr]

yeah why would we pick akers he missed two field goals against the packers in the wild card round

[nerfmaster202]

yoda?

[sarnew35]

david akers kicks with his left not right

[bigmaczado4]

@sarnew35 Actually he can kick both

[gsigsieden]

gay

[gsigsieden]

gay



[gigica123BR]

im not pickin him because he called me grasshopper



[greensploosh]

tight akers what a kick

[Ryandinho14]

and you too can do that with p90X

[morgy1998]

pick me grasshopper?

[cashmoney691099]

did he just call me a grashopa?

[dnapoliello5656]

grasshopa



[tbristol37]

yoda plays football?

[blockheadcomics]

they never showed his name...

[dotperioddot]

im no fuckin grasshoppa

[adesire5486]

Why didnt u do that against the packers smfh!!

[DenverBroncosFan1234]

at 0:18

[EvOILLuSionZ]

its fake. the football was traveling at a leftward angle as it exits the cameras view and then it appears back in the cameras view going in a different angle.

[L3gitSnipe]

@EvOILLuSionZ holy shit dude there all fake you dont need to tell us

[EvOILLuSionZ]

@L3gitSnipe don't get your panties in a bunch kid.

[Liliumis]

THAT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE, I CAN DO IT!!! N I'M A NORMAL FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!

[arminaldin]

do that in a game why dont you.

[Gasterad12]

Lol at 0:19 the balls goes so far out it is out of the camera's view and at 0:21 it's in a whole different spot.

[payableDeath]

@Gasterad12 you sure are stupid.

[Gasterad12]

@payableDeath How is that? I'm sorry your teacher didn't teach you the laws of physics. Maybe you should consider going to school.

[thebenstrickland]

@Gasterad12 dude ur dumb as balls you have clearly never heard of the concept of depth perception. aslo take into consideration that its taken with a camera so you will get much more of a "flat" image as apposed to real life

[thebenstrickland]

@Gasterad12 dude ur dumb as balls you have clearly never heard of the concept of depth perception. aslo take into consideration that its taken with a camera so you will get much more of a "flat" image as apposed to real life.

[Gasterad12]

@thebenstrickland You dumb fuck. The ball went ALL the way out to the side at FULL FUCKING SPEED.. Tell me, dumbass, HOW THE FUCK COULD THAT BALL END UP GOING STRAIGHT.

[ibyyousef]

press 5 leg karate chop!

[gotenrules1]

i still pick mason crosby altho that was pretty good

[rubenbest1]

best kicker one

[ilegenzxi]

Grasshopa? your not getting picked you prick

[Ryandinho14]

@inveretus actually kicking off the ground does not allow as much hangtime or distance as kicking off a block does. That's why you're not allowed to use on past high school. If NFL kickers could use 2 inch blocks they could kick 75 yard field goals with 5 seconds of hangtime.

[robtromboner1]

he's a complete bellend

[darthzinvader]

Congratulations Eagles fans on another year ending with a CHOKE!!!

[lhwood777]

@darthzinvader I Knoe we beat the superbowl champs and akers blows it missing the field goals.. raelly sucks

[NewMalibu11]

nerd

[nelsonahfc5]

i love the little yelp he gives when kicks the second one

[IxAmxWhite]

hahahaahaha what a fag

[OhMiiJesus143]

press 4 over and over and he says tuba tuba tuba

[JeRseybOy251]

HES IS AWSOME

[Persianboiii24]

keep tapping 7 and it looks like hes jacking off

[rvopgi]

false and homosexual

[showzinone]

@rvopgi nah this one is probably real that shit is cake to do.

[charlesboy1313]

WISH HE WAS KICKING LIKE THAT AGAINST GREEN BAY. JEEEEEEZ HE WAS AWFUL :(

[ALoredo42]

@charlesboy1313 he didnt have balance

[JohnnyIsBored]

@charlesboy1313 lost me 100 bucks >_< lol oh well i guess lol

[machiiniiima]

@charlesboy1313 it was one game and yall cut him. i think san francisco will pay off from him.

[TheSquashedspider]

done that in a game.... too easy grasshopper

[happymand]

Bahaha maybe he should have done that last week. Missing a 35 yard field goal, shameful...

[NFLization]

wow fake from the second i watched the kick. if only he could do that in a game, which he can but he couldn't do it against Green Bay.

[naknak555]

HAHA YO DAS MY SCHOOL. MAPLE SHADE HIGH SCHOOL

[JackGeezy85]

sorry ass hooked two easy fields to the right haaaaaa. fuck the eagles michael vick made a bad play. hes not a good passer

[dreamchaser7600]

SHOULD HAVE TAKEN KARATE INSTEAD GRASSHOPPER!

[b0sssman]

u just cost us the game. Im not pickin you.

[OneManWolfPack44]

He can do that but he can't kick 2 easy field goals in the wild card loss to the packers? lol

[natsiel]

Missed 2FG v Packers...guy cost us big time!!!!!

[AnXiieTys]

if u could could actually do tht then u would be almost good

[mactune1]

gay fucka

[jbold5]

This shows how much hidden talent there is in the world

[jokereplica]

gay



[MrTeracotapie]

is he gay? Life is about balance? What the hell?

[machiiniiima]

@MrTeracotapie r u gay have u been outside r u a nfl kicker?

[kickingworld]

David 'Green' Akers is 'da man! Such a sick kickoff guy too. -Coach Brent

[DracoX9]

If I ever meet this guy, I'll be sure to wear a cup.

[brennan247]

I did pick you! And your 14 points a game are doing work for me!

[Xxmanny99xX]

RONALDINHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[philnunziata]

O.o....... gatta love David green Akers!

[Ether165]

next year i'm picking him first round o_O

[27browns23]

i think he should play soccer dony u think! amazing skill at 0:18

[giants1031]

@27browns23 he probably did, most NFL kickers start off playing soccer in their younger days

[pussyclawte]

Did he just kick a spiral?

[KingOfKingz819]

"pick me grasshopper"

yes sensei

[Ryandinho14]

I realized this wasn't true after the first 7 seconds, because while the distance from where he kicked from is possible, I'm pretty sure the hangtime he had is 99% impossible.

[inveretus]

@Ryandinho14 Not really, not saying it's real, but just because of it being off the ground, it allows you to get a lot more force into it, it's full well possible he could've done it. Not saying he did however, if we go by the others some of it will be fake.

[WolfBendFrank]

David Akers. . . The new Chuck Norris?

[prplepianist8]

dude, he even has the martial arts grunt thing down!!!! what an awesome kicker. he beats david beckham any day...in more ways than one!

[JPPT1974]

He is trained in Brazillian Ju Jitsu and Shaolin Kempo for the record!

[tony12killer]

grasshopa?

[herculesmamea]

did he say grasshopa?

[JxKx4x7]

@herculesmamea - Yeah David Akers is really involved with Martial Arts.

[Eveejoe21]

@herculesmamea yea

[nitsua720]

@herculesmamea yeah



[dmbass313]

this is real, ive seen him do it in pregame before

[Cod5xxxSniper]

Shut up!

[TigerX0957]

I can do that, but not that far XD

[cezurek]

what is he saying?

[francoavalo]

Yall needs to shut bout him fo he kum KICK yo ass yall hear

[francoavalo]

I think he really did dat

[moura102897]

hhhaaaayyyyaaaaa!!!!!!!!!



[AchromaticProduction]

im gonna say i couldn't go to school cause this guy kicked me in the nuts

[anything19909]

thats not true if evreything is balance then the possible becomes impassible

[shiron236]

@anything19909 Yeah... Don't try to be a smartass, it's not working.

[anything19909]

@shiron236 its was a joke

[PE0PLE4LIFE]

is he a karatey man or wat

and the way he talks when bla bla is imbosoble it becomes bla bla

[thetenzintsung]

thats one guy u dont want kicking you in the nutz

[mantecaguy135]

This guy is prob better than janikowski

He missed 3 FG's againts the falcons last week but hes usually crazy good

it think he got like around 30 straight FG,s in 07/08 season...it was when the eagles lost in the NFC chanpionship to the cards.

[tinywentz]

WTF you suck

[toneohsix]

This is definetly not impossible unlike some of the others.

[jumangee6]

@toneohsix lets see you try to do it

[JeeRaph]

@toneohsix But I don't think he did it.

[bisshopdd4]

statistically one of the best kickers the game ever saw if the hall of fame would finally start putting in some more kickers akers will make it together with vinatieri of course but akers is a beast of a kicker he hardly ever misses he is also a clutch kicker and maybe misses a hanf of field goals a year gotta love him

[eaglesallday18]

@bisshopdd4 i love the guy..... but he missed 3 against the freakin falcons

[tmols2]

and I've picked him ever since lol

[mp3corrupt]

soccer aint' got nothin on him

[youR3tard]

well at least this one isn't fake.

[MrFraqqeR]

@youR3tard i think so. i could do this with a soccer ball.

[aceofskulls12345]

wat is he a shaolin monk or something?

[ShowerCurtain31]

i watched him play yesterday in detroit. hes really short but hes a pretty big guy honestly. and he can kick a ball thats for sure lol. 

[Trekker1801]

Love me some Dave Akers. The man's infallable

[9987666]

ha ha hes on my fantasy team

[Brendan2080]

Im gonna guess hes a big play kicker whos good under pressure?

[thehardys88]

wtf why would i pick him heas a fag

[RicanX5]

@thehardys88 you couldnt pick him anyway bcuz youre too young to have a nfl fantasy team fag

[thehardys88]

@RicanX5 lol ok faggot

[ronaldiho101]

hes the best kicker in the nfl..... but that was really homo

[RobtheBig]

When you achieve balance the impossible becomes possible? Using computer effects is also another way....

[MagicPup69]

what the fuck. this guy is a faggot.

[TheCrimsonSpider]

The NFL is good, but "Paper, Plastic, or Murder" is fantastic. Check it out.

[11TOLU]

damm

[nerfbuds1135]

thats in maple shade my town

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[dlc85007]

@nerfbuds1135 who gives a shit

[mrcoolguy961]

sick man

[xjustenx123]

why am i seeing comments saying fake??? im not saying its easy but for someone who has been kicking soccer or footballs around all his life im pretty sure he can do that with ease

[Dantanable]

hes not actually like that guys.. hes just being funny

[frankmirfan455]

thats why the eagles always win haha GO AKERS eagles to the super bowl

[TysonRoad76]

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[jaboipell]

fake

[pedrohkrx1]

@jaboipell

Well duh..

[Lookitsalfred]

he kicks like that all the time