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  • EPIC!!!!!

  • This is awesome. Now do one for Venerable Ancient Battlefield. ;3

  • Who'a too slow now, Hedgehog?

  • what is this, i dont even...

  • @xXxZeffaxXx night of nights, but it's hard to hear

  • technically amazing but annoying

  • mario do that just to save the princess? or is that just parkour 4fun??

  • @scatherer

    This is just his daily exercise routine.

  • Just imagine pressing a button and fucking the entire thing up

  • ....Pitch error and sound fail(i did notice a lot of)

  • @MrAlexchu92 The main body notes are really hard to time right.

  • Turned Mario into Sonic!

  • Stop 1:39 IS A NARANGE P-SWITH!

  • Quick, someone call ProtonJon!

  • I love how there r so many Touhou Automatic Marios,but no Kistune^2 ones at all /)_-

  • :3

  • X_X

  • I've never seen an auto-Mario work harder. o.o

  • who made this is the god of having no life. YET THEY HAVE THE BEST LIFE EVAAAAAAR!

  • You know what I just noticed? Mario doesn´t need to worry about the knives. He has his mighty cape, he can easily reflect them XD

  • O_O

  • Jesus...Mario is a demon at Touhou.

    He didn't even need to graze those knives.

  • Close enough

  • I want to play this *-*

  • What's the scouter say about his speed?

    It's over 9000 m.p.h!

  • OK, let me explain this in a concise way:

    There's a character from the Touhou danmaku series called Sakuya. In her first appearance (in the sixth game), she had a very flat chest, but later on, art coming from the game Immaterial and Missing Power (I think), showed her breasts being significantly larger. This gave rise to the rumor that Sakuya uses pads to make her breasts larger.

    Also, I get that joke.

  • The end of the video (3:07)is very funny

  • 3:09

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  • epic videos dude.

    

  • Whos the fast 1 now sonic?

  • Internet.... Will you marry me?

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  • That's what Mario gets for saying "Pad."

    C:

  • the undefeatable level

  • RIP

    To all enemies who gave their lives for this level and project.

    Bowser:...............what did you say?

  • Mario the koopa serial killer

  • O.o Woah, Mario is seriously kicking some ass.... <3 the vid though!

    And yes, i'm a girl.

  • @GayDawg1524 ...does any part of your comment suggest that you are NOT a girl?

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  • Gives Mario Paint a run for it's money...

  • @soraavenger oh really?

  • 0:44 knife'd

  • This perhaps the most fast paced Automatic mario I've ever seen...

  • 39 people (or more) are crazy to dislike this.

  • I WANT THIS ON MY IPOD!

  • hackers woody hackers everywhere

  • 1:00

    1-Up get! :3

  • When I saw the name, I thought "NiGHTS :3"

  • Mario on crack.

  • this should be a song xD

  • Wow!

  • Sonic: HE FINISHED THE FIRST STAGE HOW QUICKLY?!?!?!

  • @Fractalisomega what you meant to say was

    HE WENT HOW FAST IN THE FIRST STAGE!?!?!?

    xD

  • @Fractalisomega Tails:but Mario didn't take a single step.

    Sonic: ._.

  • He got more points than all of my playthroughs combined >.>

  • Sakuya could have done this too, only it's unfair 'cause she has projectiles >.>

  • Mario. The only person to make a pad joke about Sakuya & live to tell the tale.

  • Someone needs to make an Auto-Mario that moves at the speed in the beginning, only throughout the entire level.

  • Mario: Hey Sakuya, you wearing any PADS???

    *runs furiously through out the entire level*

    Sakuya: .... *sigh* (Cuts walkway at 3:07, knives at the ready below the screen)

    Mario: Yosh, got away from Saku.... ohhh shit!

    Judging from the comments, only a few will get the joke.

  • @francisdcool then marisa tries to blow the bad guys up

  • @francisdcool mind to explain?

  • @damabofito In the first couple games of TOUHOU where sakuya izayoi is from she has apparently a very flat chest but throughout the other games her breast began to grew leading to the whole mishap of the thinking of sakuya using PADS hence the meme saying these comments "SAKUYA DO YOU HAVE AN IPA- *Knifed*" Something around that

  • @KyonkoxChan xD

  • @francisdcool Just need to paint the background pink/red XD

  • @francisdcool i got it

  • @francisdcool I got it.

  • @francisdcool Probably , still sucks lol

  • @francisdcool It's funny because her breasts got larger over the space of a single game and everybody took to saying she wears pads. Good times.

  • @francisdcool Oh you; everyone knows Sakuya wears pads, how else would her bo-*Thunk*

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  • Lol Yoshi walking backwards is so funny

  • the song goes PERFECTLY with the sound efects

  • Mario is so scared of Sakuya

  • Beware Bowser, Mario knows Za Warudo.

  • oh my god its a backwards yoshi lol

  • hi guys..I'm trying to create my own automatic mario level and I want those blocks that if mario touches it, mario will run in maximum speed, can you please tell me what is the name of that block and where can i download it?thank you very much for the help..

  • @waterymisoku what's wong with magic mushroom?

  • @battletortoise why are you watching a video focused partly on touhou music when you dont even like the song, and even then, why did you have to tell everyone else?

  • @LuigiHourPowerHour actually i have a Mario fetish so i stumbled across this video in hopes of achieving a erection.....and the only way i climax is to say the song is gay.......and i tell everyone else cause im a sexual pervert and have an emptiness inside me that is looking for attention.

  • Damn Mario, teach me how to avoid the knives perfectly !

  • i have that mario game.....hmmmm

    brb gotta learn how to do this

  • Yoshi our new Moonwalk master

  • this... is....

    AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :D

  • Holy Crap what a hard level

    and what an pro player

    if you understand what i mean xd

  • i can see mario chasing down china right now

  • ............. O______________o

  • mario must've had too many mushrooms last night...

  • AWWW KAZIO TRAPS!!!!

  • Words cannot describe this video, so allow me to do it in letters

    A-W-E-S-O-M-E

  • amazing and no i like sega as much as nintendo

  • "I beat the level...WTF?!" *dies* what a twist XD that was pure insanity

  • WHAT THE F*CK! WHO MADE THIS? ITS INSANE!

  • thumbs up if you think i'm a thumbs up whore

  • This is the nerdiest thing you can possibly make.

  • what the FUCK just happend?

  • In the end, no one escapes Sakuya, not even mario, after mentioning her pads

    *fillet'd*

  • se acuerdan de los idiotas volvieron en forma de djcream13

  • What drugs is mario on?

  • @psylarduck Were you quoting ProtonJon in his Kaizo Mario playthrough?

  • storyline:

    mario is building this course but peach got kidnaped by bow-

    no! SAKUYA! (she traps peach with her knives) then she chased mario to become her wife. she chase mario on that course.

    epilogue:

    mario is about to enter in a room but sakuya cut the bridge and it makes mario fall down! (shown at 3:08)

  • yoshi is moon walking in 1:23

  • mario is a DJ!?

  • Mario: Oh, I'm glad it's ov-

    3:07

    Oh...what?! ...WHAAAT?! WHAT?! ...What the fuck? What the fuck? What...the...fuck? What the... (bursts into tears)

  • I blinked first at 1:22

  • LOL I love how the knives just fly by. Sakuya Reference.

  • Sakuya is too damn fast for Mario,

  • Mario fails at 3:09

  • Do you think Mario found a pa-*knifed*

  • I see sakuya chasing ppl... while she is mad... a lot of ppl will suffer under her fury :D

  • Supreme Awesomeness :D Love The Ending~ *~*

  • Mario: Pfff, screw gravity!

  • my eyes hurt..

  • 29 koopas disliked this video.

  • 758 koopa's were killed in this video

    times 63452 becouse of the number of times this video is watched

    758 × 63452 = bowser's screwed BIG time

  • You sir win the internet.

  • Welcome to the Spanish Switch Palace.

  • at the end,

    Mario: HE HE, I YA GOT IT, I GOT THE PA-*dies*

  • for all that mario dies

  • i always wondered:

    red berries: collect enough for an item

    green berries: increases time

    pink berries: ???

  • Amazing

  • How did you do this??????????

  • I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    thumbs up if you thik mario had fun

  • @TehManaGoma Basicly, Mario had fun doing nothing? THUMBS UP!!!

  • @TehManaGoma I think Mario was frozen in fear the whole time and then crapped himself when it was all over, then went home to eat some ravioli.

  • @TehManaGoma BOOM!!!!!!

  • @TehManaGoma But didn't he get bored Growing and reducing?

    Thumbs up if you think this too.

  • Bowser: What?!! MARIO KILLED HOW MANY IN THE FIRST STAGE???!!!!

  • @UberGamer1030 i would guess (How Many Times Mario Hit Physical Objects)

  • @UberGamer1030 over 9 0:00

  • @UberGamer1030 Luigi:Let's-a see...

    (analysing Mario's livecam)

    Besides kickin 5 shells, mah friend killed 52 enemies!

  • @UberGamer1030 Koopa: Uhh, sorry sir, he had an assistant by a girl named... uhh

    ...Sa..kuya... yeah, Sakuya

  • @kensaya,

    Bowser: Sakuya? Wait, that name seems vaguely familiar...

    YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! The maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion, THAT Sakuya?!

    Koopa: Yes, that'd be the one, Your Massiveness.

    Bowser: *starts thinking* I wonder if I can succeed in making this "pad" joke I keep hearing about...

    Sakuya: *appears out of nowhere, eyes turn blood red* Don't attempt that, Koopa king.

    Bowser: Nevermind. I'd now rather take Mario's treatment....how many strangers HAS that plumb-scum met, I wonder?

  • @crystalphoenixalpha1

    Remilia: Let's say... He took a small pipeline that was rigged by Madam Yukari~ *appears out of the shadows with glowing red eyes*

  • @kensaya,

    Bowser: The Boundary Youkai, Yukari? That.....that actually makes a lot of sense, given that mustached moron's been missing these past few weeks!

    ....Wait a minute, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?! I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY FLAMES THERE!!

  • @UberGamer1030 koopa:like i said 3,948 you shouldnt have have your troops in that certain way...well...mario goes light speed and survives...in fact...i-i think you sh-shouldnt have sent the t-troops

  • @UberGamer1030 Its true sir....he murdered atleast 91% of our troops...but not only that, the troops that survived are now scarred with a melody that came while Mario was murdering the troopa that people call "Nights of Mario".

  • it's a really nice try but it's off tune and the sync needs work

    but hey,it's impossible to get the song right in this way anyway

  • @MrApocalisse That's because it's a single player run. This is probably the fastest thing that can be done in single player. Others need multiplayer (like Red Zone)

  • and just when he thought he got through the stage :(

  • THIS is what happens when Mario gets high.

  • This is what I call music., but I guess Mario right now is running from Sakuya for waking Remi up. RUN BITCH RUUUUN!

  • @MinamotoSho or for thinkuing she has pa-(knifed)

  • Mario: -_-

    Bowser: What?

    Mario: You weren't even trying to kill me were you?

    Bowser: Nope.

  • @VoidedNote Sakuya: But I tried! :D

  • i'm suprised your computer didn't crash from either awsomeness or the millions of sounds :\

  • wow

  • Mario: I gotta stop eating shrooms....

  • It is awesome, but it doesn't follow the music quite well,and some of the sound effects are out of place. So yeah, coulda been better, but hey, it's freaking NIGHTS OF NIGHTS, so I understand it's hard as fuck.

  • 27 are DAYS OF DAYS!

  • Epicness Advertisement: this video contains LOTS of awsomeness and epicness. Video rated R for weak hearts

    (meanwhile i try to get my jaw up again O_O)

  • oh no its a kaizo death trap

  • HOLY CRUD

  • 3:11, lol he fell when u completed mission XD

  • (。◕ ω◕。)

  • aaahhhh.. These are the kinda remixs that are best.... Remixs should use full sections of games/shows to convey the music... Sounds studdering is okay but when its a song and its just a clip playing to the song with no music or dancing and not even so much as a clip, it usually sucks....

  • Kaizo trap at the end xD

  • This is why you don't give SMW Central to Japanese.

  • If you die after that doe sit still count as a win?

  • @UltimasIsland No, and that's one of the reasons why Kaizo Mario World is as challenging as it is. Usually you would have to disable a trap of some kind before you reach the goal. Here it's intentionally designed as something silly.

  • Totally love how they used the thwomps as bass drums in this!

  • 0:50 headless yoshi...

  • You made a big mistake: You forgot to replace Mario with Sonic.

  • @Are1c Sonic sucks

  • I came.

  • Why did it seem like my computer was turning around while watching this?

    My jaw = dropped

  • I see Sakuya's weapons, but where are the pa- *knifed*

  • is it me or is mario having trouble keeping up with the song?

  • mario went through all that just to get screwed over in the end

  • this is how mario paint should be

  • I now have motion sickness.

  • =3 where?