A Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: Dad: Son where were you today during school hours? Son: At school (robot slaps son) Son: Okay I went to the movies! Dad: Which one? Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!) Son: Okay I was watching porn. Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad) Mom: hahahahaha! after all he is your Son!(robot slaps Mom) *Like if u got it*
since the top comment two days ago, college humor made 2 more videos. they are going to take over the world. they would blind us with their bad shirts.
Hey hey hey!!! Polyester is the choice of spies!!! A polyester tie burns faster than any other kind :3 of course I'm not counting gasoline soaked ones...
Ȟ͖͉̠̣͚̖̰͛͑̋̅ͬ̈̿ͩͬ̓̄̒̍A͙̹͓̼͎̟̲̭͑̎̑͋́̒ͯ̏ͭ̊̿̈́̈̋̐V̖̮̤͓͎̂ͪ́͊̂̍̊̅ͪ̏͌͒͂͗̋ͅȆ̲̝̜̗̥̞̗̯͕̊̒ͦ͗͒̇ͭͫ̑̈̓̂ͥ̏ ̘̯̲̫̗̬̙̻͎̞̦͇̹̭̪͈͍̯͋ͪ̓̍ͩ̾̿ͅT̬͕͓̫̗̯̱̗̲̠̱̫̳̮̝̈́̎̍̄͛ͫ̾͌̈̀ͧ͆ͅͅͅH͈̩͈̩͕̥͍͙͖̏͛̑̂̃̄̈́͛̏ͦ̀̅̃E͕̞͇̗̰̱͖̯̫̦̯̣͈͇̘͓̾͑̃͗̊ͪ͂̅̍̾̾̅ ̪̦͎̥̗̜̼̤ͧ͐ͨ̉̿̚M̻̥̘͍̲̗̬͕̳̙̲̺̫͖͍̦̯̱͒̇̎͊ͮ̆ͧ̈́͐Ā͇̰̯̘̻͎͓͓̥̳̖͉̯̺̭̣͐̅̈̎ͧ͆Ṱ̥̭̼̳̰̗͎̭̬̠̩͎̺̠̒́ͨ͒ͩͪ̑ͣͩͭ̏ͮ̍̐R̩̯͕̪̖̩͚͍͕̼̼̥̬̙͈͓̈́̓̎͆͒ͯ̆͛͑̾ͩ͌̈́͋ͧI͚͇̣̞̙̩̙͉̬̮̺̍ͦ̉̽̋̀̈́̏́̃̎ͮͭ̓X̦͈̥͔̩̞̲̗̯͎̼͈̫̤̱ͩ͂̈ u dont!!
HOLY CRAP MY NAME IS OWEN!
robojason88 2 days ago
Lie detectors + multiple choice questions = win
samsam29 1 week ago
Wtf pikachu really is he 8
Blazingmaster123 1 week ago
That lie detector is Hardly Working. :3
TheExplodingPumpkin 1 week ago
@robertdevald Good job Einstein. You can count...
ChokedByRainbows 3 weeks ago
So what's the point of the lie detector?
felynecomrade 1 month ago
... I like that shirt... :(
moocher2121 2 months ago
damn things broken already
thrrashmetalrocker 2 months ago
i lost it at pikachu
chaseyoung1800 2 months ago 2
230 lied
:ilied:
bigjax124 2 months ago
230 are lying
MegeLalalander 2 months ago
I want a Pikachu shirt.
Tebeku 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
looks like the shirt rocko wears in rockos modern life
SuperPutte1 3 months ago 5
i'd wear a pikachu shirt.........
tresheriff 3 months ago
mjnoh
peteratwill 4 months ago
i'm so confused, why are people fighting on a collegehumor video?!?!?! lol
ralman20154 4 months ago
straight picture of pikachu id buy it
arowdareapa 4 months ago
@arowdareapa Yeah me too!
DannyDannsg 4 months ago
Hives!
TheRedDash 5 months ago
lol sam sounds like the joker xD
freereg29 5 months ago
One of them had just straight up Pikachu XD
xTRIXForTheWin 5 months ago
@yoshimypet You haven't been to an amine convention before, have you?
Elementa96 5 months ago
UR SHIRT SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!
lovemouth 5 months ago
this is the first college humor video i had to skip through
waseem1173 5 months ago
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Imagine a full grown man wearing a pikachu shirt. Now thats whats wrong.
yoshimypet 5 months ago
Imagine a full grown man wearing a pikachu shirt. Niw
yoshimypet 5 months ago
This is like the only college humor vid I can watch on iPad. FUCKING FIX IT NAWWW!!!!
Jarzard1 5 months ago
I have a shirt with pikachu on it... :(
BritishHedgehog14 5 months ago
comedianpunisher 5 months ago 8
i highly doubt this video has a legit 180k views and only 680 comments
ConstantlyRushing 5 months ago
I have a shirt with Pikachu on it. Actually, maybe 2...
TheTubeHatesYou 5 months ago
I actually like the shirt ;-)
nnaitVISION 5 months ago in playlist Flere videoer fra collegehumor
SIMPSONS DID IT
fatansassy911 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I have a shirt with Pikachu on it...
keero16 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I have a shirt with Pikachu on it...
keero16 5 months ago
I have a shirt with Pikachu on it...
keero16 5 months ago
what's wrong with a shirt that has a pikachu on it?
Jard94 5 months ago in playlist Meer video's van collegehumor
I swear to god i saw sams shirt and knew immediantly that sams shirt was going to be in it.
Snuke43 5 months ago
1:25 To defeat the huns!
Retr0StatioN 5 months ago 5
Stop spamming you spam devouring pieces of sliced ham!!!
tatoini 5 months ago
Why is everyone saying free SMS sending??
blakmage43 5 months ago
The last actor was dope HAHA
DanielTran4 6 months ago
One of them just straight up had Pikachu on it, lmao :D
b33p3rz 6 months ago
wtf
luciecocotte1925 6 months ago
Honestly, that shirt's pretty dope....
SenorGnar 6 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@iskatehood... unsubbing? Really?
vikes4president 6 months ago
Hey collegehumor I can't watch your videos on mobile...unsubbing till its fixed
iSkateHood 6 months ago
@iSkateHood ...I say douche on that comment
fskfhg 6 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från collegehumor
I want that aforementioned Pikachu shirt
JulianMichael100 6 months ago
i want a pikachu shirt
iscaryou 6 months ago
lol, this is funny
ayumicorrine 6 months ago
Ha the title accidently says hardly working lie detector...so the machine IS broken
TheBossofBosses99 6 months ago
Biggest lie detector is best lie detector!
Phoenix3568 6 months ago
i like that shirt....
AntiIronic 6 months ago
10% + 3% + 6% + 8% + 50% = 77%
Impossible!
robertdevald 6 months ago 105
@robertdevald it was sleeveless ofc
clanOT 6 months ago
@robertdevald only if he went over 100% would it be impossible.. he could have just not mentioned the other materials.
TpendragonT 6 months ago
@TpendragonT True, you're right.
robertdevald 6 months ago
@robertdevald im mad you actually counted the percentage lmao
arowdareapa 4 months ago
@robertdevald No because what it really is, is that 70 % + 10 % + 60 % in Russia.
ZebbeSebbe 2 months ago
@robertdevald the 6% not silk could have already been counted in the other catagories so we are looking at 71-77% xP
Player5xx 3 weeks ago
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398227007 1 week ago
206 people liked his shirt.
kusuguruketsu777 6 months ago 52
Y u no make your own clever YouTube posts?!?
rjdogful 6 months ago
since the top comment two days ago, college humor made 2 more videos. they are going to take over the world. they would blind us with their bad shirts.
Kred14 6 months ago
I want a shirt with a pikachu on it!
StatueJ 6 months ago
yeah I like that shirt. I would have bought it from the thrift shop, too.
BlackAngusYoung 6 months ago
202 people are liars.
BaBaBubz 6 months ago
@deanfhal thats great, now bots are adding spam to already spammed spam
cronon94 6 months ago
who would buy this shirt... like in real life???
TpAcTuKa 6 months ago
Before a word was mentioned about the guy's shirt. I was like, man, that's a cool shirt.
Yeahbro95 6 months ago
@Yeahbro95 same!
misspretzelpants 6 months ago
the search for niggerfuckshitreborn's comment begins!
gusobelle 6 months ago
@gusobelle The Ctrl+F past the idiot's comment that quoted the commenter's name begins!
Slashdeath97 5 months ago
I wish I had a shirt with pikachu on it
SkylitDriveFan123 6 months ago
hey and this one was posted a long time ago too... wtf
KitKat178 6 months ago
sam is the man
HakeemNicks88 6 months ago
Hey hey hey!!! Polyester is the choice of spies!!! A polyester tie burns faster than any other kind :3 of course I'm not counting gasoline soaked ones...
Gooplertog 6 months ago
its awesome that people have the useless debate whether he said not silk or nut silk when @hgpot made a much better point.
zerofang009 6 months ago
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#UN#! Really cool video. Subscribed!
CommuterCollegeHumor 6 months ago
Not bad guys. :)
crymar09 6 months ago
apparently . . . 192 faggots dislike this u_u
most obviously cus they have no soul u_u
mantisolivares 6 months ago
@mantisolivares apparently. . . 1 faggot still posts those comments n_n
most obviously cus they have no life n_n
TheDemonChild1 6 months ago
@TheDemonChild1 apparently i have a stalker
please, die away from me
mantisolivares 6 months ago
I was thinking "What the fuck kind of shirt is he wearing?" even before they started the topic. lol
rockbar131x131 6 months ago
I want a pikachu shirt :(
AcidLies 6 months ago
dose any one else fine the older vids better or is it just me?
za5081 6 months ago
He doesn't say Nut silk.. he says Not Silk
xoAmethox 6 months ago
@Shivam5417 Probably, and it would mean the same thing anyway.
hgpot 6 months ago
at least make it to the point hwere i dont expect what the joke is gonna be
2541408 6 months ago
NO1 CARES LOL
omarakamario 6 months ago
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elidrissii 6 months ago
I'll put that down as a B.
MirageUchiha 6 months ago
lol, the title says "hardly working lie detector"
gleetooth 6 months ago 4
Turning off security cameras at night is a green initiative.
troIlolol 6 months ago
@troIlolol not having security cameras at all is even a better one
gleetooth 6 months ago
Why arent there POV
falte111 6 months ago
owen is an alright actor!
Omeegia 6 months ago
ok, what the heck is a troll?
hyrumsutton 6 months ago
@hyrumsutton Someone being a dick on the internet
BadgerStyler 6 months ago
@hyrumsutton dude u be trolling or do you really not know what a troll is ?
superduperteacupshoe 6 months ago
@PrincessJayseff oh crud. I'm so sorry. I'm going to go kill myself now.
XD
kzaciswan 6 months ago
Wearing a Pikachu shirt right now.
GhostofThirteen 6 months ago
college humor has 1337 videos, nice.
ComicalGus 6 months ago 150
@ComicalGus 1338*
MsRiven1 6 months ago
@ComicalGus 1339
jerkardash97 6 months ago
@jerkardash97 my comment was 4 days ago, and 4 days ago they had 1337 videos, so, suck my dick.
ComicalGus 6 months ago
@ComicalGus 1343 now :)
KaraJayneee 6 months ago
@KaraJayneee yeah i know that, my comment was 4 days ago and 4 days ago they had 1337 videos, so, thanks for fucking uneeded update.
ComicalGus 6 months ago
@ComicalGus I was actually happy to inform you about this fact, hence the Smiley face.
But it appears that your one of those people at school who snap at the slightest comment. Good luck with that
KaraJayneee 6 months ago
@ComicalGus i'm fucking drunk right now, reallly fucking nice
Tolstoievsky 6 months ago
@ComicalGus 1337 ftw
XenionTech 6 months ago
@ComicalGus I dare you to watch them all ....Do it , You might
youngshadow1 6 months ago
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@ComicalGus so did xcal
evev146 5 months ago
I'd wear the Pikachu shirt.
Dryftburn 6 months ago
take the iphone 5 on a test drive and possibly get to keep it at iphonetestdrive.us.tc
boguckit 6 months ago
Sarah's leaving....
lacidamaster9 6 months ago
doesnt sam sleep at the office?
irunoninsulin2 6 months ago
Next video is number 1337!
alexanderbergman 6 months ago 5
what's "not silk"?
SaintEastOfficial 6 months ago
Does your shirt give women hives? Lmao
TheBlondeNation 6 months ago
Is me or does the guy with the ugly shirt voice sometimes sounds like a the birth child of heaths joker and ghostface from scream?
poetryman103 6 months ago
I love sam =)
HappyRavivGrl 6 months ago
77% of a shirt...
TheLGK120 6 months ago
174 people owned the ugly shirt... i hate when people say that shit, but it just works so well on this video.
pianoguy1120 6 months ago
Pikachu
smosh2134 6 months ago
Jake and Amir now, Pat and David, new show, i like the chemistry :]
Speicher075 6 months ago
10% Polyester
3% Tylex (Tylenol)
6% Nut silk (fake silk)
8% Whale tooth
50% cotton
77% shirt...nice.
hgpot 6 months ago 253
@hgpot
Hm...wonder what the other 23% is :P
ARayaOfSunshine 6 months ago
@hgpot he said 6% NOT silk, retard.
jhunt123456 6 months ago
@hgpot It was actually 6% Not Silk. That's why they reacted so strange when they heard it.
TheN1ckz 6 months ago 3
@hgpot Uh, yeah, of course, the other 23% is SEXYNESS.
bradalfk 6 months ago
@hgpot It also contains 23% wool of Satan's sheep
swimteamizzle1114 6 months ago
@hgpot it's "not silk" not "nut silk"
lpfann 6 months ago 2
@lpfann Read the description...
EllieGotBored 6 months ago
@EllieGotBored "The truth is ugly sometimes. Especially if it's made of polyester." that doesn't correct my statement
lpfann 6 months ago
@lpfann I meant the top comment.
EllieGotBored 6 months ago
@EllieGotBored yeah but he says nut silk...in the vid i'm preeeetttty sure sam says "not silk"
WHATEVER this argument is completely pointless lmao
lpfann 6 months ago
@hgpot he said "not silk," not "nut silk"
easylazy 6 months ago
@hgpot he didnt finish his sentence anyway
clanOT 6 months ago
Sarah left CollegeHumor to write at Saturday Night Live! Its on CollegeHumor's website.
videohero1000 6 months ago 3
Collegehumor's next video will be leet
SleepDeprivedMonkey 6 months ago
I hate that shirt.... haha :P
LilemmaLilmorgan 6 months ago
:lol:
rykrodflo 6 months ago
Guys Sarah Schneider is leaving CollegeHumor to work for SNL
barneybros 6 months ago
@barneybros Good job for Sarah. She's hot and funny. ^^
Kazutoification 6 months ago
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That awkward moment when you realize the top rated comment has more thumbs up then the video...
hanley2458 6 months ago
Tylex is tile cleaner lol
PeriahBoards 6 months ago
Am I the only one that thought Collegehumor was always funny? =/
PUPPIElover369 6 months ago 3
@PUPPIElover369 Nooope
kfe1995 6 months ago
10% polyester, 3% tylex, 6% notsilk, 8% whale tooth and 50% cotton. That's a seventy fucking seven percent T-shirt.
caioderek 6 months ago 3
Whats Notsilk?
Eringuy13 6 months ago
@Eringuy13 everything except silk. cardboard, meth, lava, pupet hair, etc...
AnonymouslyCorrupt 6 months ago
8% whale thooth LOL
caioderek 6 months ago
What's wrong with a Pikachu shirt?
composure40 6 months ago
Why did he stay long enough to see all the shirts???
YakkyDoodleDuck 6 months ago
never got unfunny...
brandoncormier4 6 months ago
pikachu!!!! fuck yeah
CHEERSlogan 6 months ago
Not funny anymore :/
OhMudluck 6 months ago
lol that did get me to laugh
amberace 6 months ago
Fuckin' Tanqueray.
mobako 6 months ago
i didnt laugh, but this was funny
amars264 6 months ago
That Pikachu shirt sounded good.
Shikari21 6 months ago 225
One video from 1337...
Azardea 6 months ago
.... I like the shirt
TheRJM1993 6 months ago
What's wrong with a Pikachu shirt?
SuperHappyMonkey1 6 months ago
fun fact... whales don't have teeth.
Mark22Murray 6 months ago
what's not-silk?
trojan73bcn 6 months ago
@trojan73bcn a lot of things are not-silk. Paper for example.
BadNeighbour 6 months ago
There's nothing wrong with your ugly shirt lol
MrTakersdemon 6 months ago
Pikachu !!!!!!!!!!!
AsianKing666 6 months ago
Anyone else think of Amir?
TheZephyr005 6 months ago
Pikachu ?
stevenshadow2004 6 months ago
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annavanrijnflikker 6 months ago
nice nice really laughed about it even it was obvious as usual ;)
Deutschehordenelite 6 months ago
next video is 1337 ;D
Deutschehordenelite 6 months ago