Crying at The Muppets

[benHAWjamKERin]

SPOILERS

[OHanswerME4Hamlet20]

though i decided

[ugotcervd]

just like a banana :)

[TheSomnambulist06]

Preservative free alcohol has much less of a hangover/throwup/heartburn effect, with the same great drunken feeling

[britaki]

Thumbs up for description of Olive Garden

[givemearandomnamenow]

You should have swallowed a Zantac 300 mg tablet with your wine.

[RayLedgend]

Galen > Howard > Scotty > TJ

[borednerd74]

I saw the movie today and it was pretty emotional.

[mikkwik]

dude your like one of my favorite tv shows

[Awesomeduud]

I lol'd

[Bauzi514]

The humour of the Muppets movie kinda surprised me in very a positive way. There were many great jokes. I just have to critic the product placement. Today I watcht the remake of The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo and all the product placement felt way less intrusive and integrated into the whole movie world. That was well done.

[themegaradical]

fuck olive guardian

go to Fazoli's it kicks ass, is cheaper and tastes way better. 

[cuckooclown101]

last time i went to olive garden the waitresses were 10 feet away practically yelling about how there was gum under the tables -_- i wont be going back

[LindenBree]

Wow, judging by your girlfriend (or ex girlfriend, I have no idea), I can see why you find gender inequality so annoying. That was pretty cruel of her to tease you for that, and then further mock you by posting it on facebook for all to see.

[flamingacdc1]

the Muppets really should have been the ones crying they had a hand up their ass the whole movie

[mecasly2]

You have a girlfriend? Surprising.

[Enocblood]

"Like a buttplug" lol that is pretty funny and true.

[Mrjman554]

@Th3RussBus Well... Thanks for spoiling the movie i just bought... ass.... -:[

[xtremeskilzfrombirth]

wine hangovers actually suck really bad

[skinandbonesx]

@xtremeskilzfrombirth this. he's lucky he didn't get hungover. Wine is the only thing that gives me hangovers and wine hangovers are fucking brutal.

[GashPlague]

Real men express their feelings without fear of mocking. Only a pussy denies he had a moment. Did Chuck Norris cry when Mufasa died (SPOILER ALERT) in The Lion King? Yes. He cried big, manly tears.

[joujou264]

@GashPlague How can you know that?

P.S. Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris in a fight, I'm not sorry to destroy your idol.

[GashPlague]

@joujou264 You know what? I never even watched the movie. I only used Chuck Norris because he's an internet meme for the "invincible manly badass". But as for the movie, I couldn't give a shit even if you force-fed me laxatives.

[DylanJo123]

@GashPlague That last bit in ur comment was witty and clever, congrats. 

[GashPlague]

@DylanJo123 Thank you. I appreciate your acknowledgement.

[VangaurdTDS]

ahaha Galen is fucking awesome xD

[Dianeva89]

Great video! I've recently been getting drunk off of wine and have felt the same - sophisticated, especially while drinking from a wineglass. Even though I'm technically drinking alone while talking to people online and am rather pathetic. And I also almost never get a hangover from it.

[ElSalvador50]

Tosca, Andrea Chenier, Otello, La Traviata, Don Giovanni, Aida, Madame Butterfly, Die Walkure. There are a few names of operas for you in case you're ever in need of another reference. :)

[THEMANIAC50]

LESBIAN NUN PORN!



[starwarsvideos]

This was great. Pretty much all of your videos are deep, sophisticated videos addressing extraordinarily convoluted and controversial topics....but this one....this is about you crying to the muppets....I love it!

It was a very emotional movie. :)

[FPSKORNFISH1]

@SuperStunna4life learn how to spell faggot. Ugly LOOKING bitch, use periods douchebag

[camiotron]

this video taught me that the muppets are like butt plugs apparently.

[nooboftheforest]

This guy should meet Yahtzee Croshaw

[SuperStunna4life]

you are by far the gayest fagget on youtube alright so take your little atheist pussy fatass out of youtube because your a fat ugly looiing bitch with no life and...maybe no job and what kind of 40 year old man has the fucken time to make a video to youtube bro...stop trying to make money out of youtube because your just going to use it for your everyday diapers you big baby...P.S I BET YOUR STILL LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND YOU STILL GET PAID FOR TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE ABD CLEAING YOUR ROOM.

[ObliviousCrafter]

@SuperStunna4life excuse me good sir, i do beleive you may or may not have a valid opinion. wether i am correct or not doesnt mean you have to post such hateful thing to his video. he might just be in it for the money, i will give you that. but if you had any idea what you were talking about at all you would study what you were going to say and realise that in many videos he has said that he makes videos becuase he enjoys it and wants people to know his side of things.

YOU SLUT

[woopwoopviking]

@SuperStunna4life lol you're a loser, you seem upset

[monolith94]

You're not the only one dude. I cried too.

[Burningbaby]

This is the funniest video you have made in a while. Thanks!

[kavana85]

Lol my gf used to own a butt plug and go shopping with it in, she is one kinky bitch!

[SOSHaruhi101]

@kavana85 This has so little to do with the video, but that doesn't make it any less fucking funny X3

[MC0Mijado]

I can drink the double of the amount of alcohol with beer/spirits/liquors/etc than with wine and still get a more tolerable hangover.

[xenxander]

"Yeah it was glorified sock puppets but you take what you can get!"

Hehe, very true.

[CLStarling]

The heartburn was from eating the shit that olive garden calls food.

[EvilLamas]

I laughed in marley and me.

Cos i'm ROCK ARRRRD!

[blacksk8r386]

that quick flash of TJ with the bottle made me laugh so fucking hard.

[MasterMusketeer]

Fuck the peace out.

[Emchiz]

Fuck the peace out lol

[DracoAquarian1]

Gaylin ? He looks like Golum's sperm doner father.

[LScenez]

@DracoAquarian1 ha.

[thetrollbasher]

Ha! The Muppets kick ass

[tdmonster]

Sounds like my girlfriend, ha.

[Kirtzjacob]

Holl-Ay!

[Coffeeisnecessary]

Wagner!

[TheRachaelLefler]

I cried in that movie too hahaha! Even my bf cried. If it makes you feel better, he's a soldier.

[TheRachaelLefler]

Why did I find your pain so hilarious?

[windwakeroftime]

OMG I SAW THE MUPPETS WITH MY GF THE OTHER DAY XDDDDD

[PaganGlade]

LOL Cheers for the smiles :D

[Reichenfaust099]

Why is Pat Condell bad?

[TenaciousleeFTW]

lol fuck the peace out...

[XenovannHellwolf]

Saw it, my problems with it was it wasnt funny it was depressing, the two humans acted plastic, and out of all the muppets movies this had the least new material and stunts. The 3 main characters served no purpose other than to fill time with a shallow rehashed anniversary fight and play that classic roll of noob to walk the next generation audience through who these old ass characters are in their universe. Jack Black absolutely sucked and I have no Idea who those ethnic kids were at the end.

[JoshTruff]

@XenovannHellwolf i liked it

[Brendino99]

Drink some soda water clear that shit right up tj

[Trips1103]

hahahaha! I would SO love to have you as a friend.

[protestifications]

BAM.

[conversingwithsatan]

/watch?v=jl6ekkvWnOE

[ahsin2012]

Lmaooo. It was a good movie!!

[mycomama]

Oh hell, the more I watch you the more I like you.I wouldn't have made fun of you.My hubby is usually a hard ass but when he shows some emotion it's a BIG turn on.If you didn't get some ass out of those tears then I'd say it's time to find a new girlfriend.

[EeveeGlomper]

@mycomama

So, because she doesn't get turned on for the same reason you do, shes a bad girlfriend? I don't understand your logic.

[mycomama]

@EeveeGlomper No , I don't think that she is a bad girlfriend for not getting turned on , just not in love with him.If you really care about someone then every part of who that person is should turn you on. If you're going to be with someone then everything ( even the annoying things) about them should make you like them more and if they don't then yes, it's a waste of time. No sense in wasting time with someone you don't love , life is way to short for that.

[JoshTruff]

@mycomama theres alot more gray area then that my friend. Your basically condeming the majority people who will never find that kind of love to look forever for something that most of the time doesnt exist.

[EeveeGlomper]

@mycomama

So basically, your not in love with somebody unless they arouse you?

Ah, the true meaning of love :)

[mycomama]

@EeveeGlomper No , you are not in love with someone if you want to humiliate and make fun of their feelings and try to hurt them.Goes a little deeper than arousal but that does play a part, but clearly you take things at face value.

[MrBER2000]

You have a girlfriend?

[bbenally88]

Muppet butt plugs are the worse!

[MatthewLeelev]

Omg! You are so damn funny!!

[rethertine]

How come christians be trolling his vids?

[Victoura56]

You're just a big softie TJ. But a big softie who circticizes the fuck out of everything. :D

[thesega99]

@Victoura56

Not sure if trolling, or just fucking confusing. =_=)

[Victoura56]

@thesega99 Don't worry, I'm no troll. I just think it's funny how some people, like TJ for instance, normaly have a very tough image, cussing and stuff. But then they have this one moment when thier emotions run loose for a bit and you see that inside they are just as gentle as one of us.I was smiling the whole time.

[3vilalex]

@Victoura56 nice spelling

[jfleminator]

Winos don't march.

[shitthrowingmonkey1]

Yeah, of course, if you get drunk on wine it's okay become shitfaced, just as long as you're not sucking down beer like some kind of pig

[freeofavia]

Anal plug analogies ftw

[dorkwithoutafork]

hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh yessss hmmmhhhhh



[BigRockMusicFan]

REPO: The Genetic Opera!

[matafuko]

Wine drunkenness is awesome...!

[InFlamesHeavier]

Hahaha! Hilarious. XD I'll.. wait.. i'm gay.. so I'll just keep crying about EVERYTHING.

[DidHeDied]

remember me? :(

[DalueCommentarys]

@DidHeDied LOL

[corrivalnumber]

@DidHeDied I thought you have died.

[TheAndiePerson]

Oh TJ your dimples are so CUTE!

[MetalliDeth1223]

i'll admit i cried at toy story 3. it was so sad/happy at the same time i couldnt help it. laugh at me.

[Shmucko21]

TJ! Try Nexium, i have acid reflux ...disease?.. and it works primo. its has to be prescribed though...

[Th3RussBus]

If you didn't cry, in I am Legend when the dog died, you have no soul.

[InFlamesHeavier]

@Th3RussBus Whoever has a "soul" should get their body checked. According to Science and Doctors working with the body, there is no such thing as a soul.

[Th3RussBus]

@InFlamesHeavier Not literally the "SOUL" more in terms of a metaphorical sense of being human.

[Gorattin]

damn, now i wanna see the muppets :D

[AtheistAnonymous73]

@KingOfMMOs you're obviously a moron for believing it's not a religion.

[Exheretics1]

@Formutha I think you read it too fast.

[dagobantoine]

I enjoyed every bit of this video.

[FoolishSage42]

I don't know why, but I feel myself responding to your enthusiasm.

[CustomMagnumFilms]

i didn't know movies were that similar to bananas

[xitalianstudx]

Olive Garden...? lmfao what a queer

[BusinessIDBAI]

TJ, its called Tums.

[AVGanondorf]

You know, a lot of you might disagree with me, but REAL MEN cry. You are no man if you're hiding your tears. I real man would come clean, not as some wimp who can't admit that he's crying. It can be on puppets, movies, etc... anything really. Just something to think about.

[MrYoukingtube]

@AVGanondorf agreed. its just when youre in the presence of people that think that real men is not crying is when you dont feel like that is true. such as your girl friend who laughs at you for crying instead of realizing that you actually have a heart and then calling you a heartless, sexist pig later instead and capatalizes on the embarrassment of the situation without pointing out that it contradicts the previous "heartless" statement... O.O then it doesnt feel too manly.

[joujou264]

@AVGanondorf I would like to have a proof that it's not just a excuse for pussies to cry.

[AVGanondorf]

@joujou264 if you think only pussies cry, than you're wrong. Real men can admit that they cry, but only pussies won't admit their true feelings.

[LikaLaruku]

"A movie is like a buttplug; if you resist, it's going to hurt," XD lol.

[pelof82]

lolol what a guy. does your girlfrend watch your videos?

[Exheretics1]

I don't believe in the atheist religion.

[Formutha]

@Exheretics1 I'm sorry, but you have to believe it is there. You may not agree with Atheism but it does exist. I don't find Atheism a religion though. I find it to be a mindset. So, to help better your understanding, you must believe in the existence of Atheism but you do not have to believe in the thoughts and ideas of Atheism :)

[KingOfMMOs]

@Exheretics1 And you're obviously a moron for believing its a religion.

[TheCrimsonification]

I never pictured @TheAmazingAtheist as as Olive Garden, Muppets type. Gimme a 12 ounce steak and a horror movie. I don't cry, but I remember feeling bad whenever Jason or Freddy was killed at the end of every movie. I almost felt misty for Bub when Captain Rhodes had "Frankenstein" killed, but felt tons better when Bub shot Rhodes who died screaming "Choke on it!!" Classic.

[JADENTHEVEGAN]

haha heart burn sounds like BBWWWWWWWWAAAAAHHH BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA­A BLOH BLAH BLOH

[Terra1311]

lol its funny because gaylin doesnt even have an accent like that rofl he always uses that accent when describing someone he finds dumb and angry.

[kennymut]

Wine, (how classy people get wasted)

[GetTheCans]

Mint is good for heartburn. Strong mint, if you don't have any antacids.

[mcrfan1324]

Well, I would not laugh...

[Daealis]

The downside of getting wasted with wine(at least red, dunno if the effects are the same with white), is a terrible, piercing headaches in the morning. You might even not be otherwise hungover, just the mother of all headaches.

[Ramiromasters]

I had thought you couldn't go more embarrassing than the banana... I was wrong.

[GettinLa8d]

Those tears in your thumbnail look like cum stains from a clown.

[ThomasDemko]

You know drinking milk helps heartburns, right?

[DeuceWayne420]

@ThomasDemko

true, i had heartburn lasdt night, made some hot coco it helped.

[Migslayer101]

AN amazing atheist?! You got your name wrong, outrageous!

[HunterOsking]

@Migslayer101 WOAH, my god you are SO clever, I'm sure he has never taken in such a beautiful insult, I'm normally anti-bigotry but this multi-layered, witty, top of the line comment is just so clever that i must admire it. Wow, just wow, i hope you dont kill yourself!

[Migslayer101]

@HunterOsking o_o you got me all wrong man, I love TAA listen to the last few seconds of the video when he singes out to the viewers. "I'm An Amazing Atheist, peace the fuck out!" I wasn't trying to insult anyone just was pointing out some random thing he said.

[Migslayer101]

@HunterOsking if i meant what you think i said I would agree btw lol

[CaptainPajamaPants]

ha fat guy has heartburn. pretty shocking.

[Greedy159]

atheist popin dem bottles lol

[MexSanukk]

This video would have worked so much better if anybody would actually believe TJ could get a girlfriend LOL

[HillDueceua]

@MexSanukk you should see his girlfriend then you'll wonder how she could get him. But after the banana incident? It's a match made in heaven.

[LobsterPotsticker]

more howard bloom plz!!

[malikanbar]

did they change how top comments work theres shit with 118 like and 72 like and the top comments only have 16 an 11

[321cheeseman]

@malikanbar It's always been like that.

Yeah, YouTube is pretty dumb.

[mitchellguittar10]

dude, why don't you grow the hair out again

[rellik31486]

SUGGESTION:: We need a "mystery science theater 3000" style video from You, Cody and Gaylen.

[LupusLife]

"Olive Garden: When you're here, you're fancy"

that should be their new slogan

[exploremagic23]

How come everyone hates that Gaylen guy?

[BoozyBeggar]

I think the most alceehol I've had at once was 6 18 ouncers of Shiner Bock on tap, so 9 12-ouners, no hangover. I am big, tho, 6'2" 215lbs

[GeorgeGeometric]

Thumb down.

[DoraTheExplorerizer]

you drunk ONE bottle of wine, and you surprised you didn't get hangover? ALso heart burn is the worst, sorry to hear that :(

[JayDee284]

wow TJ is an a-hole on and off camera love u dude (so does Jesus but u don't care about that) but u can be a right Dickhead @ times.....just saying

[Tighen31305]

@JayDee284 Yes, the plagiarized Horus knock off loves TJ.

[guitar19904]

wine makes everyone emotional

[ronnythetrooper]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, holy shit. Crying at the muppets. HAHAHA

[jerman2003]

The muppets rule!

[TheCraich]

Are you sure there wasn't an onion on your hot dog?

[SmallGreenPlanetoid]

@MrTalph I'm sorry if you were offended by my comment. I've tried to clarify multiple times that I was just surprised. Was my OP poorly worded? In light of the confusion, yes. I can't do anything about it except try to clarify myself. If you want to refuse my apology and clarifications, that's fine. I don't think that trying to explain my point of view -- in order to further your understanding -- makes me a douchebag. I do think that you're being obstinate on this subject.

[iamnanosec]

so amazing atheist...

this video is more about how your girlfriend doesn't think about things and posts random crap on facebook than the movie the muppets and your thoughts on it?

that's unusual.

must've been the wine.

[vampswagen]

Holy shit! you have a girlfriend? Did she come with a pump or did you have to buy it separately?

[JayDee284]

@vampswagen no I think he is talking about his right hand lol

[Stickmaleboy]

@vampswagen holy fucking shit

so wrong but lol

[Webarton]

Neither of yourselves thought "ungrateful cunt!" ?

[AlexReynard]

Yeah, I'll admit it. I saw The Muppets today and I cried at it too.

However, the one part I hated was how Disney snuck in not one, but TWO product placements for Cars 2. Shameless whores. Real fucking classy, Disney! We already know you love smearing ads on everything like a hippo smears its shit!

[kyebean]

So Holly cares about the quality of wine you get her but not the fact that you're famous on the internet for buttfucking yourself with a banana? interesting girl...

[CalvinMcMurray]

Does he keep referencing Bananagate or do I just notice his anal quotes more now?

[DidHeDied]

remember me? :(

[JURPO90]

@DidHeDied i remember you! 

[DanteKami1]

@DidHeDied i....i....dammit i cant remember! :(

[Flummoxifier]

@DidHeDied Why? Did you die and got resurrected and now you're a zombie? Wait, are you Jesus?

[LobsterPotsticker]

@DidHeDied fu

[AreYouCerealBRO]

@DidHeDied I LOVE YOU MAN

[Highdracco]

@DidHeDied No......Who are you exactly?

[zepeterinma]

did you loose weight?

[RaabBlog]

"My friend Gaylen that you all know and hate" haha so true so true :))