Words of Comfort

[strayebyrd]

NO DAD WHAT ABOUT YOU

[lilwattsdj]

I feel better now :)

[PageIz]

"Chicks can't hold dey smoke. Dat's what it is."

Ahahaha. Awesome movie.

[thresholder1]

i think im gonna go for a scholar-SHIIIPP

[Tukee85]

Thumbs up for Judd Nelson!!!!! He's the shiznit!!!!

[YourProblem1]

I feel better now :D

[HMClark1227]

this part was always sad to me. :((

poor Bender <3

[xXhatexmexlovexmexX]

"You believe this. It's about the size of a cigar. Do I stutter. See this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage. I don't think I need to sit with you FUCKING dildos anymore." The didlo part made me laugh xD But this is definitely my favorite move...I know all the lines! o.O

[PuNkBeCtH88]

This is a great monologue but wen he says go fix me a turkey pot pie I just bust out laughing why a TURKEY pot pie specifically?! XD that makes me laugh

[irunmadn]

@PuNkBeCtH88 The turkey pot pie is to indicate the idea of a white trash houshold is my guess. I love this movie.

[SilverHammock]

"No dad what about you?!"

"FUCK YOU!!!"

"Is that for real?"

"You wanna come over sometime?"

[Dresden1065]

I'm beginning to think alot of kids in America were raised like Bender was.....

[onebaud]

You talkin to me? You talkin to me? I don't see anyone else here!

[diztanguy]

@onebaud.you sound like travis bickle.you re a funny guy...

[GothGaara92]

No dad what about you!?

FUCK YOU!!!!

[15alracisz]

i love how the principal just swears

[3pac95]

lmao sounds like my dad

[BitchPleaseInc]

lawlz

[WONDOCTORJ]

somebody give me a link for the clip of what he got for christmas --- "SMOKE UP JHONNY ! "

[soloontherockss]

- is it for real?

- do you wanna come over some time?

[RoRoCherryBOMB]

judds an awesome actor!!

[music4reality]

OMG i miss this soo much.

10 stars.

kudos to john hughs!

[AltFreak25]

oddly enough I first saw some (sadly) of this movie on a sunday and it was right around this scene

the best is when brian goes "is that for real?" bender: "wanna come over sometime?"

[OutsidersFreak101]

It's funny how the most insulting words can make you laugh.

[cutieptootie]

"you forgot ugly, lazy and disrespect-"

"SHUT UP B!TCH, go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

[la214la]

What about you, Dad?

[cutieptootie]

(dad says) FUCK YOU!

[Punkout16]

@cutieptootie I know this part is like suppose to be dramatic but when he says shut up bitch I can't stop laughing it's like the way he says it lol he puts so much emphasis on the word bitch

[skywalker64]

@cutieptootie "What about you dad?"

[Mrster]

kilr0y420, now you REALLY forgot: ugly, lazy and disrespecful. :)

[MyrtheMuffin]

I remember that my sister and i were watching this movie at my grandma & grandpa's place.... and just when we put the tv on this channel, Bender started saying this stuff XD

You should have seen their faces!! :')

[mexicangrudgegirl]

aww man my favorite line is right after this but it cut off

[r0rschach2uufknidiot]

"you forgot lazt, ugly, & disrespect-ful"

*smack*

"SHUT UP BITCH! GO FIX ME TURKEY POT PIE!"

[CassieTheMagicWolf]

"What about you dad?"

"Fuck you."

"What about you dad?"

"Fuck you!"

"NO WHAT ABOUT YOU, DAD!"

"FUCK YOU!"

*Smack*

[Strangersbane]

Wow, he's great! I feel better all ready!

[Mrster]

Keeps me warm at night.

[MarioK20]

He would totally take it to the next level if he added "Bitch" afterwards. lol.

[jimfenner07]

he makes my heart melt

[SpaghettiCatRickRoll]

Wow. Those words made me feel a hell of a lot better.

Just kidding. Great movie, though. "If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

[MysteriousZisback]

im tired of these little sarcastic comments get boned nubs

[XdarkxchickX]

Lol. That makes me feel alot better about myself :]

[andreab133]

he makes me feel warm inside =).

[alexryan69]

w00t you do a good job acting like your dad bender!

[piike1992]

he's the god of sexy badasses.

[JohnnyDeppFan691963]

Oh gawd, you said it all. xD A guy at my school looks exactly like him... No joke. He even acts kinda like him... Freaky huh?

[piike1992]

OMG your so freaking lucky!! -.-

[JohnnyDeppFan691963]

Eh, not really. He only hangs out with girls and isn't such a jerk... Wow, I really am lucky. =D I don't hang out wiht him though, my friends hate him for like some crazy unknown reason...

[7719jmg0232]

Wow thats pretty cool. You are lucky,

[JohnnyDeppFan691963]

Wow, I have SO much more confidence and self esteem now! xDD

[richyrich33]

Classic

[ThePeoplesChampion08]

Stupid,worthless,no good god damn,freeloading son of a bitch.Retarded,big mouth,know-it-all,asshole jerk!

[bladebloodykill]

yeah, he was imitating his dad...it's parents like his that turn kids into bullies...I feel bad for bender

[ponyboychick]

wow that made me fell better about myself =D!

[RhondaCat]

I feel so loved right now. *retreats to the corner and bawls*

[rockmusic34]

one of the best movies out there!!!!!!!!!!

[Bugabooie]

omg i love this movie and bender is fiine in this one but now look t him?!?!?!?! seriously but this is like the best movie ever!

[yummyelves777]

I love him!

[kid1229]

does anyone know where to find the rest of the clip up to the point where he flips out?

[zannessafan116]

lmao! thats words of comfort 4 sure!

[Bballgrl360]

LMAO

[DentalMisorder]

hahahaha

[oormila]

LMAO WORDS OF COMFORT