the commercial works... you may hate it, but you're talking about it, remember the name, and many people have bought it... they're quiet successful these guys
WARNING: Don't use Head-on! If you rub it on your forehead, you will hallucinate! I had a friend and he used it. He told me that he wasn't even driving and saw a car coming at him out of nowhere! Notice I wrote HAD? Well, he used freedhem later...
These commercial should at least come with a warning at the bottom of the screen that says "This commercial may cause you to lose brain cells." Who buys this stuff anyway?!
They sure picked the right advertising agency to make this spot for them. Looks like somebody was inhaling cleaning solvents. I mean the voice isn't even repeating it three times. It's just looped. You have to be extremely high to make this spot.
Be careful of this stuff. Reportedly it uses the same ingrediant that is used in photographic development, potassium dichromate, and can actually be dangerous to touch. YA! I'm gonna rub that stuff on my head. Right after I rub some Icy Hot on my sack.
At least it wasn't the original FREEdHEM commercial.
"FREEdHEM. The only one application hemmoriodal cream. FREEdHEM. The only one application hemmoriodal cream. FREEdHEM. The only one application hemmoriodal cream."
What was the original third product that was in the place of FreedHEM cream? You know with the blonde girl rubbing something on herself. Some sort of skincare or something. It was part of the same lineup because it was always there right after HeadON and ActivON.
Are you a moron? Do you need to be repeated to three times quickly in a row? This company obviuosly thinks so! What an insulting commercial, I've got a headache and believe me I'm reaching for my TYLENOL!
Active Ingredients: Potassium Dichromate (6X H.P.U.S. 0.03% - Pain Reliever**), White Bryony (12X H.P.U.S. 0.04% - Pain Reliever**) Looking at this list, and the way the drug is taken, I'd think the Menthol will be most likely to relieve the headache. Perhaps the active ingredients are strong-smelling (like peppermint oil and methol). I just looked at the MSDS for Potassium Dichromate, carcinogen is only one of the worries: http://physchem.ox.ac.uk/MSDS/PO/potassium_dichromate.html
My ass just hurts viewing these commercials!
cjs33139 10 months ago
Hardon, apply directly to the foreskin!
SlaughterDog 1 year ago 3
lmao. I remember seeing the freedhem commercial I was half asleep and got scared because I thought I was dreaming of hemorrhoid cream lol
SubparPanda 2 years ago 2
wats up with the ending?
Bloodhound3323 2 years ago
and its just a pile of a wax...
Maz3r312 2 years ago
lol @ the hemorrhoid cream, never seen that one before
I love how the head on commercial has never even said what the product does
Wadec 2 years ago 10
Ah yes, the original and worst. Funny how this is now forgotten (thankfully) but the "I hate your commercial" series is pretty well known.
MVillani1985 2 years ago
why is my head hurting?...
masterinthewind 3 years ago
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sw0rdf1sh2326 3 years ago
2 by 4! Apply directly to the forehead!
2 by 4! Apply directly to the forehead!
2 by 4! Apply directly to the forehead!
silvercharcoal5 3 years ago
haha well played sir.
grimson 3 years ago
OMFG
KaiserVadin 3 years ago
they stopped showing the Freehem commercials
that shit used to come on headline news, on the tvs in the cafeteria at my job. . . .quite unnerving while eating
KMFCM 4 years ago
the commercial works... you may hate it, but you're talking about it, remember the name, and many people have bought it... they're quiet successful these guys
tammoor 4 years ago 2
jeese thats annoying why would you apply it exactly where it hurts?
disneygirl156 4 years ago
WARNING: Don't use Head-on! If you rub it on your forehead, you will hallucinate! I had a friend and he used it. He told me that he wasn't even driving and saw a car coming at him out of nowhere! Notice I wrote HAD? Well, he used freedhem later...
scotros 4 years ago
Really? I can refine head-on into a hallucinogen? That's great, I'm going to figure out how! :D
cyncmaster150 4 years ago
Was this seriously aired? And I thought the commercials over here were bad!
princessofpotter 4 years ago
shut the f... up
kungya 4 years ago
I hate this commercial
kungya 4 years ago
freedom from hemmoroids apply directy up your ass
freedom from hemmoroids apply directy up your ass
freedom from hemmoroids apply directy up your ass
EdMajinLee199999 4 years ago 16
Wow it's only been a year and people are already forgetting about the original hated HeadOn commercial?
MVillani1985 4 years ago
OMG hemorrhoid freedom is great. I want to see an american flag and an eagle soaring in the backround. That is what that commercial needs.
RenazzleDazzle 4 years ago
Freedom from - what was that?
kitkat424 4 years ago
Miralus Healthcare
HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead.
New from the Makers from HeadOn: Introducing ActivOn.
Joint and Muscle pain? ActivOn.
Back pain? ActivOn. Arthritis pain? ActivOn.
Applied directly where it hurts.
FREEdHEM: The itch-free hemorrhoidal cream.
Freedom from hemorrhoids? FREEdHEM Hemorrhoid Cream.
Flexitol: Prescribe it for yourself - it works!
PKMNwww411 5 years ago
I'm sorry i missed that...where do ya put it again??
beautyqueen678900 5 years ago
The first two are ones I've seen. I laughed my ass off at the hemmoroid ones XD
BlueKewne 5 years ago
HardOn- apply directly to the p***s!
momoandmiz 5 years ago
The ActivOn one doesn't bother me as much, seeing as how the woman actually takes a freakin' breath.
Jnelson09 5 years ago
Head roid: apply directly to where it hurts on your hemmoroid freedom?
kitkat424 5 years ago
ActivOn: Apply directly to the forehead!
HeadOn: Apply dirrectly whre it hurts.
Freedom from hemmoroids:Apply directly to the forehead.
kitkat424 5 years ago
This commercial sucks.
This commerical sucks.
This commercial sucks.
dbateman 5 years ago
Hold on...how do you use HeadOn? I'm not sure I get it...
SurferClock 5 years ago
i think you have to apply it to your forehead...i think...
Artoonie 5 years ago
the unholly trillogy!!!!
thebestbassist 5 years ago
head roid on apply it directly to the forehead? sorry, im getting confused...LOL
jmcderment 5 years ago
hhahahah its for headaches...the active one is for roids :p
kobra 5 years ago
Who the Hell thinks these commercials are good? Oh, that's right, the testers all died from brain cell destruction.
HomestarWalker 5 years ago
This commerical plays NON-STOP on CNN. So annoying!
xrealityDOTcom 5 years ago
XFD
JonAce 5 years ago
These commercial should at least come with a warning at the bottom of the screen that says "This commercial may cause you to lose brain cells." Who buys this stuff anyway?!
jade4284 5 years ago
0_o
risingsunranger 5 years ago
AHHH! I'm going crazy. This commercials are giving me headaches, arthritis pain, and hemorroids.
bernalj90 5 years ago
Yay! It works!
Wait. Crap! It works in REVERSE! AAAAAHHHH!
VoyBoyX 5 years ago
They sure picked the right advertising agency to make this spot for them. Looks like somebody was inhaling cleaning solvents. I mean the voice isn't even repeating it three times. It's just looped. You have to be extremely high to make this spot.
andrmike 5 years ago
FREEDOM FROM HEMROIDS?!
FREEdHEM HEMROID CREAM
FREEdHEM HEMROID CREAM
FREEdHEM HEMROID CREAM
Available at CVS and Rite AID
*DONK*
XD
askapalaphagy 5 years ago
Be careful of this stuff. Reportedly it uses the same ingrediant that is used in photographic development, potassium dichromate, and can actually be dangerous to touch. YA! I'm gonna rub that stuff on my head. Right after I rub some Icy Hot on my sack.
lordmarcus12 5 years ago
OKAY WE GET IT NOW!!!
LilSakuraBlossom 5 years ago
At least it wasn't the original FREEdHEM commercial.
"FREEdHEM. The only one application hemmoriodal cream. FREEdHEM. The only one application hemmoriodal cream. FREEdHEM. The only one application hemmoriodal cream."
MulletManSam 5 years ago
my cock
apply directly to the lips
nyumetsu 5 years ago
OMG they made more annoying commercials?! One is enough >.<
LilSakuraBlossom 5 years ago
That's awesome! It kind of reminds me of Negativland or a Subgenius thing. "Must purchase HeadOn now."
nitegaunt 5 years ago
so annoying. i used to work at a cvs too. that shit is gay lol.
astrosky 5 years ago
THIS IS SOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Southpark12303 5 years ago
If you like/hate that, try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-hcF8jD5qM
gungadone 5 years ago
What was the original third product that was in the place of FreedHEM cream? You know with the blonde girl rubbing something on herself. Some sort of skincare or something. It was part of the same lineup because it was always there right after HeadON and ActivON.
MVillani1985 5 years ago
Oh yes, I just saw it today again, it's Flexitol, not remembered because it's not as annoying as HeadOn, ActivOn and FreedHem.
MVillani1985 5 years ago
Oh yeah, and her face looks kinda like a catfish.
MVillani1985 5 years ago
Yes! Thank you so much! Now I can make a YTMND for FreedHem!
lucas220 5 years ago
just like they taught in school. You remeber something after hearing it 3 times...
frequenc1 5 years ago
Are you a moron? Do you need to be repeated to three times quickly in a row? This company obviuosly thinks so! What an insulting commercial, I've got a headache and believe me I'm reaching for my TYLENOL!
Gooey2 5 years ago
TYLENOL! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE MOUTH
TYLENOL! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE MOUTH
TYLENOL! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE MOUTH
TYLENOL! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE MOUTH
TYLENOL! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE MOUTH
TYLENOL! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE MOUTH
lucas220 5 years ago
Wait, so how's it work? Do you apply it to your forehead or something?
BaronKreitz 5 years ago
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Stop it NOW!, its good for a laugh, once, but for fucks sake whoever made them should be put in front of a firing squad!
xxhbguyxx 5 years ago
Active Ingredients: Potassium Dichromate (6X H.P.U.S. 0.03% - Pain Reliever**), White Bryony (12X H.P.U.S. 0.04% - Pain Reliever**) Looking at this list, and the way the drug is taken, I'd think the Menthol will be most likely to relieve the headache. Perhaps the active ingredients are strong-smelling (like peppermint oil and methol). I just looked at the MSDS for Potassium Dichromate, carcinogen is only one of the worries: http://physchem.ox.ac.uk/MSDS/PO/potassium_dichromate.html
rwestyt 5 years ago
FREEdHEM - APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR ASSHOLE!
FREEdHEM - APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR ASSHOLE!
FREEdHEM - APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR ASSHOLE!
MissPMS 5 years ago
HEAD ON APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!
HEAD ON APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!
HEAD ON APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!
rwestyt 5 years ago
OMG I haaaaaaate those fuckin commercials..who ever made them should die!
sukmaibolz 5 years ago
lol i would not want to be seen putting head-on on my forehead, it looks like giant chapstick for yer head
YogritMUN 5 years ago
HEAD ON APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!
HEAD ON APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!
HEAD ON APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!
pyrofreak657 5 years ago
lol
someskateboarder 5 years ago