George Bush In Back Rub Shocker

[Howie262]

the germans didnt loose WWI and WWII.

they were over whelmed...

theres a difference.

1 v 1 the germans could have and still can take on any one toe to toe.

they were atleast 20 years ahead of the allies in WWII, so agin, they didnt loose, they were overwhelmed.

[Borstian]

@Howie262 Excuse me but that is bullshit. Can we agree that one has lost a war when his armys are dead, deserting or on the run and his citys lie in ruins? If so, than Germany has indeed lost WW2. (and WW1, but this is harder to proof with 500 charakters)

And just by the way, I seriously doubt that the Bundeswehr would be able to defend Germany againt lets say the USA, or France, or Russia, an it is on purpose not equiped for an invasion of another country.

[daddyenyce]

here once was a girl named Lorla. She ran away from home because her parents always hit her and yelled at her. She went through a graveyard. She got killed by a dead girl living there. Her spirit still walks the earth and she could be ANYWHERE. if you don't post this to at least 5 videos she will appear under your bed at exactly 12:00 midnight and slash your throat...just like how the dead girl killed her. Hurry, you only have 5 minutes

[Wadim87]

Actually in 2006 Putin was the President, not the Premier. Ironically Putin IS the Prime Minister today.

[babylambs]

President Bush's approval ratings are THREE times better than that of Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic-controlled Congress. Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

[woahman596]

nooooooooooo really? i didn't notice

[EcKoWR]

lol so true

[PiratePuppetMelba]

Bahahaha!

I love this video.

[yesjaide]

...unless you're willing to give an internet comedian a tongue bath...

What?

Did I say that out loud?

How did I miss this video for so long? HILARIOUS!

Love you.

[BItterManXX]

Stroke Putin's earlobes, give Osama a pedicure...lol Dude you're sick

[SephirCW]

You say KAZAKSAN and not Canada?!

[JonnyKolesnyk]

hehe especially funny for germans I would say^^ greetings from a german fan!

[Phlytedaark]

Uhhh that was weird O_o  but hilarious!

[bushuraloser]

I think georgie porgie is ready and willing to give Korean little Kim a penetrating prostate massage.

[nowai878]

HAHAHA I love it!

[DisposableHero]

lol this one's pretty funny

[Aledelap15]

load of shit

[biggahthebettah]

MASSAGE fidel castro's CIGAR???? ROFLMAO!!! I love it.

[I4mfr34ky]

Hey...what about Canada?

[ProphecyRJ]

I try to laugh, really, but i just dont find this any funny, just really irratating, sorry if this upsets you.

[onemusketeer]

Haha, I enjoyed it.

[zacefronmileycyrus]

this is gay and stupid

[kara2lucy]

HEY I WIGGLED my nose right before he did

[Gummiellama]

Unless you're also willing to give Prime-minister Steven Harper of Canada a pat on the bum.

[LordReVeng]

hahaha! made me laugh!

[NumaNuma187]

I'll bet he's already given Blair a blowjob... many times... Am I automatically a terrorist for saying that?

[realawareofvacuity]

Bet he's willing to give Tony Blair a blowjob.

[iorilamia]

DIRTY SANCHEZ!

[Kiphz]

i kinda' lost the plot after the first few " are you willing"'s

[webadage]

Mark Day is one of the funniest comedians on the planet!

[GakkiSai]

he's like an angry Scotch Picard

[stevinie7free]

LMAO...that was hilarious and intelligent.

[KillerInBlackNdWhite]

another gr8 1... keep em comin!

[TheAzulFlamingo]

<3 Yay for Bush Bashing. Plus your hilarious.

[LiLKrumper13]

Im Canadian u idiot.

[webadage]

I think you're the greatest comedian since Seinfield

[WheatCrackers666]

Seinfield sucks.

[hameed00o]

yo, hamroid, you have no life and enough free time.

you should go suck some dick, you dirty motherfucker rather than making these whack videos

[eldpollard]

wow, intelligent reply.

[manga4428]

lmfao "when you win 2 world wars germany, then u decide who gets the backrubs" lmfao

[rsm0089]

If you dislike(I won't say hate) the USA, then it's your FREEDOM OF SPEECH that allows you to express this publicly. Idiots and haters of Mark Day... look up this little document know as the Bill Of Rights. Yea... it's in there.

[Kiari002]

If u don't like the vid then DON'T WATCH IT.

I think it was pretty funny!

[spencerdogg]

dude ur my saviour. I think youre videos are hilarious.

And dont pay attention to the bad comments.

[Keallei]

you are a good comic. dont stop. i think bush NEEDS to see this IMMEDIATELY! it has to make it on to the news somehow... how i wish it did

[TheABsiNtHeFaiRy]

apocolypticDeath you illiterate moron, two is a number, im sure the article you were searching for and didnt find in what only you like to call "your brain" is TOO... too fucking repetative. you need to go back to school.

[Isis517]

Good job Mark! Don't listen to the haters, the common folk are not supposed to get it.

[ijustpostcomments]

Yup! Great videos.

[CheeseBiskit]

Lol im sick of hearing, unless your willing. although it was pretty dam funny.

dirty sanchez :D

[xyouaredeadx]

Very funny =D love it

[LegateTeran]

if you dont like the USA then you hate pecan pie and only terrorists hate pecan pie so if you hate the USA you are a terrorist

[BLkun]

Young man please go do your homework and stop pestering the adult with your nonsense.

[ijustpostcomments]

... Lmfao.

So, uh, I, since Bush came into power (I was /quite/ young then, and still am now), have been a terrorist...? Lmao.

[heetki]

Mojax, u hate the usa that much, go the fuck to pakistan, where life is grand or suadia arabia, where they welcome your white ass..All u fucking liberals are brainwashed like them over there...

[xyouaredeadx]

don't be an ass - how bout you get bombed by george bush's ass?

[ijustpostcomments]

... Heetki, you're being an asshole...

[ohgimemo]

I quite sure you need to back to school before you even think about posting another comment. Where in the hell is Suadia Arabia?

[serenitytenshi]

Kirchner of Argentina... they call him the penguin down there. And that damned lazy eye.

[Kanetingy]

funny

[gekkeiju]

I don't understand all you flamers out there, seriously, do you have nothing better to do other than watch videos you don't like and complain about them? Because really, the only reason you'd have to complain is if you were offended somehow and if that's the case then what you're flaming at's probably true(speaking in a general sense). Remember what thumper's mom said, If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all.

[ceefax101]

another sh*t vid from this unfunny loser...give up please. Your nit funny...ive got stuck watchin your stuff just to see what first year student style philosophies you come up with next.

[TheCheezWizz]

I think you need to have both a brain and a proper sense of humor before you can even begin to understand funny, sir.

[ceefax101]

why if people dont find something funny do you say they need a proper sense of humour. Maybe your sense of humour is out of kilter for finding this funny? Believe me its not anywhere close to stuff thats out there. So if you want to get into analysing comedy your gonna be out of your depth with...ok.

[ohgimemo]

"stuff thats out there?" That was so articulately put. You must work for the public school system (at least in some capacity... Janitior maybe?)

[kokoro86]

Powerade spewed out my nose at you spelling janitor as "Janitior" after castigating him for his vernacular. Was that intentional humor or accidentally comical? Either way, keep the snide remarks coming!

[xyouaredeadx]

Ceefax you fucking suck he's a comedian - Stick with it - watch his other videos - WARNING TO ALL YOU OTHER CRITICS - unless its insulting to YOURSELF, then too bad for you - he's authorized by himself

[mapetite]

um... if you don't like his comedy style, just don't watch it. I mean, if you like watching things just because you don't like it, then why don't you go stare at the sun for a while.

[gcorcaigh]

if you hate him so much, don't watch him!!! jeez

[ApocolypticDeath]

Two fucking repetative.

[misfitblob]

lol, very funny, but a little on the long side

[modis]

lol.. funny but the rant got too long..

[ChrisDutch]

I'm curious if you have to do tyhe slow meditation walk with the leaders of Tibet....

[Mojax]

OOOO Heetki, you are a piece of work aren't you. Instead of acting like a docile brainwashed number why don't you open your eyes to the state hat your country is in. How much in debt? How many west coast deep water ports given to China? Open borders to Mexico? The most Draconian police state laws outside of the UK, dude lighten up we are all human and are just having a laugh...

[Mojax]

Rosmelly...wow...how agressive are you about a man providing a comic look at a president that is known world wide to have many public gaffs...Mark could have talked about some of the other mistakes Bush has made which would have been more cutting that what he was poking fun at so instead of showing us what a narrow minded lacking in humour individual you are, lighten up. The world is bad enough without people wanting to ask a President to bomb a Scottish comedian living in Sanfransisco...

[FroobyNewb]

man I was sitting here waiting for prime minister stephen harper...but who would wanna touch him..?

[MarkDayComedy]

believe it or not, i thought about including him then decided the australianPM would have nastier feet due to warmer weather....

[FroobyNewb]

LOLLOL I guess.....lolol I love the dirty sanchez one!

[MotherReiver]

HaHa!

[shirokiryusenshi]

*nods* good point.

[jasonjanes]

Lame

[mattypj]

I like the vid btw, but whats wrong with looking like a human penis, snardlefarb?

I would love to look like him! i bet your american!

[brotheryang]

This was just stupid!

[pizzelle2]

Lol..."when you win two world wars, Germany, YOU decide who gets the back rubs." Love it.

[cheezwizard]

this guy is groovy.

[mayb447]

check his profile he lives in san francisco lol... hence the earring

[rosmelly]

oh my god. you are fucking stupid. i hope bush bombs you.

[Moviebro]

What does it take for you to be funny?

[mattypj]

You look like a human penis!

[brotheryang]

Yes. Yes he dose

[puppylips]

...unless you're willing to sit through two minutes of listening to "unless you're willing..." over and over again.

[carlostmpl]

but i was!

[CoBHateCrew]

heekti....kids over in europe are smarter than kids over here. Europe also has better heavy metal :-D Better beer....better women......theyre also not stupid fucking rednecks...like you....so shut your fucking mouth before we bomb YOUR house....mother fucker.

[Amokness]

Hehehehe, clever

[heetki]

I SAY THE USA SHOULD BOMB FRANCE & THE COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN MR.ILLITERATE BASTARD.LMFAOO.. I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ME REAL GOOD HAHAHA...

[heetki]

lmao, this is the high tech ass wipe..did your mother drop you on your head or are you really that far behind in europe..get with the times asswipe lmfAOOO..omg a 5 sec vid on bush, you losers look for shit on this guy form here to hell.Hate to see the shit you do in your own private lives, MR PERFECT ASS WIPE..HAHAHAH omg grow the fuck up man, you euros really suck ass.. USA AIDS EVERY DAM COUNTRY OUT THERE & ALL YOU JEALOUS ASS WIPES CRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.. LMAO

[TheCheezWizz]

USA turns to people for help too. But those people actually can afford to offer what they have. USA can't.

[woogins]

i wish i can kill busk like so many

other americans

[heetki]

dam , he forgot to mention BILL CLINTON getting head in the white house & fucking all his biatches..oops dam, let me see, hmm you only MAGNIFY WHAT YOU WANT PEEPS TO SEE..lmfaoooo what a bunch of fucking losers..get a dam job baldy & learn to speak english baldy..Get your facts 2gether, there are lots of vids where BUSH does does the same to others..lmao what a bunch of losers..

[MarkDayComedy]

That's "damn" and "together", not "dam" and "2gether".

The jury's out on "biatches".

Learn to write English, chucklehead.

[SilverWolfGirl]

Issues much, heetki? heh

[zapfastnet]

dang you are quite right swg! hetki has more issues than National Geographic! and quite a bit of foaming at the mouth too. Who would Jesus bomb?

[ILoveLuffy]

Are you telling him to speak English? When you yourself types in chat speak. I think I'd try and respond to your comment, if it wasn't so damN hard to read. I'm guessing you are in, 6th grade, correct?

[deftoned20]

what the fuck is this

[mcgarrigle]

Yeah the list is too long for Americans with little or no knowledge of foreign dignitaries or customs or... oh wait... just like George Bush. Ho ho ho. A parody.

[Rpgedimac]

Like the commentary.. somewhat, abit too long though with the the UN listing of prime ministers.

[diablita73]

fantastic, cool video!!! :-D

great!!!

[Bajsanerdej]

Cool, your accent rocks!;)

[lazaruslong1971]

Funny. President Bush ROCKS!

[1pouncer]

I like his commentary.

funny :^D

[mikester54006]

This sucks...

[charliefnkool]

Although I didn't find the video funny.. he does make a good point or two.

[Muir4]

bravo.

[dmazanec]

it's not funny any more. :-(

[Pandaexpress]

love the scottish accent !

[Ihatetomie]

I saw you at listen and be heard the other week. Just thought it was weird that I came across this randomly.

[mayb447]

If that guy is American I'm a gay German with an earring

[ledzeppelin09]

I believe it's "gay Nazi with an earing".

[lovesmasher]

He -is- an American citizen.

[Shadowman71]

Naso, Schwuli... Fickst Du auch mit deinen Vater?

[mayb447]

thats the same guy that did the video of him in drag kissing some chinese guy.... this guy is crazy... and GAY. We can touch Germans anytime we want. We already took over that country. If the Germans had won WWII they could grope fat ugly French or Polish women just like Bush grouped that ugly German chancellor. Just be glad Hillary isn't Pres. she would have gone down on her lol. Ugh nasty image.

[carlostmpl]

When the hell did we take over germany? Winning a war against a country doesnt qualify as taking it over.

[ntd88888]

lame dude, don't try to use youtube as a conduit for your not-burgeoning boring comedy career

[dennismorgan]

wtf is this?

lame

[promenadevehicle]

Wow, you really think that you are hillarious, don't you? It looks like you would be better at punk music. Do everyone a favor and be in a punk band and give up comedy.

[Yomay]

You go eat your punk, we eat our comedy.

[moleshire]

Silly video. On the "massage", is that sex? Clinton got me confused.

[drilotedahl]

hilarious

[woobiee]

Haha! I got some laughs out of it. You have a cool accent, too. Definitely worth watching.

[chaoticcomics]

Hey pretty funy! At least you can say the leader's names correctly, Bush can't even do that.

[cid420cid420]

lame ,,, if u want to be funny pick better focus points of bush . drunkard,redneck,retarted as if a retard fell out of a tree and hit every branch on the way down .still wears his superman pj's at 53years old .list goes on to long to list here. sad that the democrats wont run someone with a human brain that can relate to the voters with less then 30minutes air time which is even funnier then this back rub video .

[Muaguana]

Yeah, this one was a little of a slide from his others. Nice focus points, cid. Rock on.

[arcanica]

Went on a little long, first 4 were witty.

[pjs123]

........yawn

[slogans7]

Clever!

[AuraX]

...or he could just engage in a common gesture, like he did.

[friendlier]

A common gesture that a friend might give another friend, NOT the only woman leader at a G-8 conference.