How to Spend Your NEW YEAR !!!

[DimebagDave120804]

"I'm about 12 hours ahead of you guys"

Actually you are 5 hours behind. You lose.

[articcircleado]

holy shit I love that song

[Eddie214Vanessa]

That was great!!

[aw3t464747]

Come on M13, Did you not went to a rave in the new year ???

I bet you went hehheheh

Dude so many videos, i like your channel but is hard to se all.

[undercovrr]

OMG THE ENDING! 

[shabanifaroo]

Disturbing

[moham7ad]

some say that he poops for years at a time, and that his youtube channel is shit. all we know is, he's called m13!

p.s. jk about your youtube channel, i think its the best. high fiiive!

[1Alt1]

Lol whut

[1IdeaAhead]

gross dude

[DeutschEagle]

I love that outro!!!

[mrspogg]

21/12/12 actually.. 

[letemfall91]

Someone took a poop on mordeth13's tags!!!!

[Wootguy238]

How did you time it so that you needed to go #2 at the right moment? How long were you holding it in?!?!

[Zaziema]

m13. You so funny.

[AdvisorSuggest]

haha another awsome video ^^ Keep up the good work :)

[jensypoops]

did i just watch someone take a shit...

[TortillaGaming]

Happy new year mordeth.

[Sarkias]

This guy knows how to party like a man!!

[GokuOrVegeta]

LOL@ the end almost shred a tear XD

[appleboy1698]

Y doesn't he show his face?!

[KarashiGensai]

What. Was. That.

[95berre]

LOL i accualy was sitting on the toilet when the new year began

[SuperDrunkwalrus]

@95berre I was chucking not because of drink but because of sun stroke

[shallowdead]

Happy New Year m13 :)

[Flutestachio]

Must have M13 Remix...

[PerKristian93]

I don't think anyone gets that he's not actually taking a shit.

[edrs5]

I was having a dump whilst watching this . It helped

[IRELANDsLEPRECHAUN]

You have an awesomely twisted humor

[brainiac147]

Great way to start the new year!

[ddbikerkid1]

that song kicked ass. and he wiped his ass from 1:10 to 1:16. dumbasses

[SuperDrunkwalrus]

@ddbikerkid1 Pretty sure he was taking his poop there

[E46pwa]

I asked 4-5 Taiwanese girls last night "do you know m13?". NO success!!! Come on m13. Let's get more views this year!! 2013 will be the year of m13.

[Bressing123]

@E46pwa 2013 is'nt until next year -.-

[E46pwa]

@Bressing123 Yeah my point....gives him a whole year to reach his goals by "2013".

[siumaster]

very funny :-)

[FraeschD]

i came

[tgseason12]

HAHA; WAT

[tops1028]

I imagine the kid's parents watching their kid thinking a maniac was sitting beside him. lol srsly dude how do you do these stuff in the middle of public places xD

[yoeky]

Thank u, im usually eating lunch when watching ur video's :/

[Obajek]

This is quite common at my house. Every year I try to be the first to shit, piss, and shower in my house. After I have done this, I go out and party. I'm dead serious...

[ChairBorneDIvision]

Lol I love the henis video!

[alboman1]

BEST. OUTRO. CLIP. EVER.

[kiddragos]

please tell me that the shitting sounds were digital :)

[neppy503]

M13, They can't say you are full of shit... very often. With no moaning or groaning, you are a regular kind of guyl

[swiss93boy]

epic! thx for that laugh

[KillerWalrus2845]

I had no plans of doing this, but in a twist of fate I was suddenly forced with the decision of watching the space needle fireworks or shitting my pants. Probably the best new years I've experienced yet, this is going to be a great year.

[WaddleOfShame]

I took the easy route and peed for a year!

[eclecticdaisy]

wtf hahahahahahahaha happy 2012 wierdo :)

[n2lederhosen]

couldn't tell if you had underwear on or not, video was too damn dark.

[AloraPfalzenfurter]

GIGGLES sigh thanks I needed that. :D

[thelawnguys93]

its 12:41 i am lin my moms house in South Carolina, I live in VA, im visiting for this occasion. My little brother is Playing World of WArcraft on the computer, my classes start again on the 9th and i am only taking 3 classes, M/TH/F classes..

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

lol. It's 9:13pm, and I'm in bed, watching Netflix and YouTube on my phone. Kinda hungry, think I'm gonna warm up some stuffing and gravy, also hope there's a cold Coke in the fridge.

Start class on the 3rd, a M/T/W/Th class for 6 weeks, super quick, hopefully I can get some super easy computer science class done. Word processing and basic PC shit.

[cavila01]

Your son looked scared like wtf is wrong with daddy

[startreking2007]

That sure is a shitty way to start out the new year.

[jaycarmine]

Wow I take lexatives and even I don't get to shit like that. However, it's always fun to see another side of M13. *Cough*.

I may be a little late, but I wish you all a safe and prosperous new year!

[deskcheck3]

You didn't wipe your ass...

[rambo4323]

@deskcheck3 whats the point of whiping your ass if your going to shit again

[Nightss10]

i wish i could like the description

[SigningUpIsLong]

bahahahaha I was kinda expecting a biker rave dance.... BUT POOP HAPPENED =O

[Vrublevskogo]

So much gas

[IroNoHimitsu]

@13mordeth the world doesnt end in 2012 -.-

[asdf8926]

That's freaking hilarious!!! Well Done

[Xeno7771]

he did shit on new year. very deep. 

[rydhwan]

I was on the toilet at quarter past midnight watching this!!! how strange!! and nice vid @13mordeth !!

[zackrulz626]

wut @ tr011

[QT741]

OMG . hahaha

[TheBonzai1]

LoL at the end your son expression is like " this guys on crack"

XD

[NinjaArt99]

mordeth you forgot the world ends at 12/12/12 :D

[jimbo80982]

@13mordeth I see you forgot to lift the top bit when you took your shit. Thats gonna leave quite a mess XD

[dejavu1328]

well if u do want a new years resolution obviously u gotta take out all the bad shit outta ur system.

[123someting]

i'll totally do this in 7 minutes...

[c0decub]

potty humour

[426john]

Dude!

[Tomahawk52]

haha

[BackDoorFreak07]

naassstttyyyy!! bit I like it LOL

[blkplague10]

you sir just blew my mind

[AlucardBorden]

Im makin a poop tombstone

[123someting]

but how does one acquire this song?

[AngelXmikey]

Dude I love that ending, I know you have used it before, but omg thats a total win :D

[MegaXJay]

Hahaha I'm taking a poop while watching this hahahahahaha

[KTMMotox1]

and let this rock yuall into the new year

/onetunereflectstheother

[KTMMotox1]

your video editing promptness....bumfounds me.

PS lover....i am in you same time zone.

[demoleus]

this is some awesome New Years Eve toilet humour!. thank you

[ZSkilla]

Lol

[articcircleado]

liked, favorited, and WHERE CAN I GET THAT TRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RICKYERE08]

does this mean you're going too die 12hours before us when "the world is going too end"? lol

[shawnmd]

Mordeth13. Some say he once took a dump that spanned 2 years.

[HellRyder18]

happy new year dude

[daewooparts]

now thats a "youtube poop"

[Headroom1001]

Good to hear that your time has come... hours ahead of us!

[Krazer2100]

M13 ROOCCCKKKSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[sorryunlucky]

M13, it's such a shame you have diarrhoea on new years day!

[ericbombardier]

Pffff this video is soooo 2011

[doosty04]

Pretty sure its on December 21, 2012 lol but your still the shit Mordeth

[Eildas]

He didnt whipe wtf

[Neveil91]

I think you forgot to wipe your butt

[hahawtfful]

shit thank you m13 i was eating

[Ronfilmfan]

I think it's a shit video...

[daand12]

All people here in the Netherlands do have illegal fireworks. And we blew up some bins LOL.

[SupahZaf]

how long ago was this recorded xD

[pisspissoutmyass]

You should put that song on youtube... so i can illegally download it.

[AzeriXify]

hahah legendary!

[choppchopp007]

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM AUSTRALIA

[yangsteve]

happy new year!

[welshray1]

hahahahahaha ur nuts man lol :-)

[Gotred]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO--

[bjhgi]

'Ahhh Shit'

[urmomisfineinbed]

the end of that video was awesome.

[vac0002]

I have nothing planned. Might as well poop the rest of the year away! :)

[AlRHORN]

Happy new year to everyone in  EST

[andysim232]

Happy Poop year!!!!

[rTxMoNsTeRz]

December 21, 2012 Nobody said January 1 would be the day! It's still going to happen!

[nkosto1993]

Happy new year from Australia!

[mjavor]

the voices in my head say the world can still end in 2012.

[killer2600]

Last and first poop of the year all in one

[Fuzion180]

wtf did i just watch lmao what a great idea!!

[rishirocky111]

Thats exactly what im gonna do.. You're such an inspiration!

[JumperOneTV]

Happy New Poop :D

[shinyLucario36]

I knew it

[loookatme123]

Found a lost dog 12 seconds into 2012

[MadMaxVlog]

LMFBO

[ThinkChristopher]

Was expecting rave biker dancing.

[transdetendal]

@13mordeth yo happy fucking new year oi

[epvplatin]

@cipher619 Donate to him/Buy the private series and you´ll probably get them.

One just doesn´t deserve this stuff if he´s not a true fan. And if you are a true fan, you´ll buy the Private series.

cheers

[ramzerg]

brilliant idea! I'm doing it too

[Musu8472]

Very creative...this is stuff dreams are made of... :D

[jamiliu1]

I thought he was dancing and getting ready to get on his bike for a ride

[Kohdey]

the man didnt even wipe

[cdltpx]

HNY

[nealbo666]

you didnt wipe :/

[EnargyMusic]

i dont givea fuck i got my self a HONDA CR 125CC 2 days ago im so fucking happy!!!

[Erik22552]

Spicey Tai food?

[steve4nlanguage]

An hour to go. Happy New Year to M13 in Zhongli from Nankan. 新年快樂

[minhmeo1209]

angry man ending hahaha typical canadian living in Asian

[OGMASSA]

Not gonna lie I almost threw up :/

[Ba1daro]

Well played sir.... well played

[Darkensync]

I'll be on a party.

[fyllemann]

Happy New Year, poop :D

[Fuzion180]

happy new year! 2012 already >_<

[jamieiscrap]

toilet lid was closed lol

[jimmythesaint1977swl]

your a very twisted individual..... but i love ya! Happy New Year, and thanks for entertaining me almost everyday! Love to JD.....the real star of the show!

[LJMnx]

this is how I used to celebrate the new year, then I took a firework to the knee.

[heald111111111111111]

Your description says "Im 12 hours ahead of you". Just curious, are most of your viewers American, or europeon?

[Z06BOYZ]

@heald111111111111111 Yes

[lauris47]

@heald111111111111111 "Show video statistics" on the right of views.

[13mordeth]

@heald111111111111111 Vast majority of my viewers are American. Although it's the Europeans and Australians that can afford to go on my tours......funny how that works.

[MrGunsmith75]

@13mordeth or we are on the other side of the damn planet.

[wordlyfe]

@13mordeth Isn't the airfare cheaper for them? Its not cheap from TX, that much I can tell you.

[wordlyfe]

@wordlyfe P.S. that was fucking brilliant and funny!

[Linkgt]

@13mordeth Traveling is expensive for most Americans. Plus we dont get all the days off from work that europeans do, paid vacations, etc etc.

[MrGremIin]

@13mordeth Don't worry,I'm American,but I plan to go on your tour.

[RoseFuneral27]

@13mordeth WOO

[dontcareboutname1]

@13mordeth well if you think about it europe and aussie are alot closer then america so the flights are a hell of alot cheaper for them

[rzeskipoland]

co ja pacze?!

[VprojectpkzV]

What the fuck am I looking at

[imbored264]

by the way, the 2012 thing was supposed to be the 21st of December.. just saying. Its all bullshit to scare the ignorant but hey.. what isn't

[spyeyeklom1]

@imbored264 lol, yes it's bs but not to 'scare the ignorant' ^^ look it up, the mayans always split there calendar into other segments (can't remember what they're called) which were every however many years, they died out before they created there next segment, that's all it is :')

[8kornelija]

xD

[hn84796053]

Happy new year ..........M13

[nooblet2be]

roflmao

[MuddaEshole]

M13, rocks.

[s1bz3r0]

Didn't Samoa celebrate new year first?

Happy new year M13!

[vycon88]

i thought it was only 9ish there still at night lol lol maybe im wrong

[REDpaintMAKESitFAST]

what the...fuck?

[1Jouk]

I peed in 2009 count 2010 count :))

[itzruben110]

11:20 more then 12 hours to go here in argentina Happy New year M13

[shivex]

15:20 here

[MegaPollen]

happy new years from Australia Sydney! XD

[ndrvo]

hahaha!

[devfuse]

waiting for midnight ere XD 15:18 atm

[EpicToTheLimit]

u guys are in the future :/

[carmodif]

hahahah loved the vid at the end :)

[Import61]

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM MELBOURNE AUS!

[scotty688]

@Import61 Herro. Tis where I am from Werribee FTW!