Pierre Trudeau...

[RedSkiesAwaitUs]

''You piece of shit''!

(only Canadians will get what I'm referencing). 

[Molybdan42]

Did you win ?

[Yohosun]

Stupid bee.

[xqeenx]

Pierre Trudeau <3

Sad that more liberals aren't so passionate, determined and clever today.

[Johndarkside1234]

a little bit of poo came out

[dontscrewtheworld]

i'm pretty sure that wasn't a glass he drank out of.

[MyReedsBroke]

this was one of jon's funniest videos why is there so little views??

[Shizzlmadizzl]

"my oesophagus!" lol

[VeryHugeAss]

Trudeau - the Faggot Freedom Fighter!

[30895428]

holy fuck i was born september 28 shit

[MrDrewpweiner]

damn, I was hoping he would rip on Trudeau, I hate that motherfucker

[TehFunnehMann]

@MrDrewpweiner Why do you hate him?

[MrDrewpweiner]

@TehFunnehMann He pretty much fucked up our army. Also hes kinda a socialist and I'm a hard conservative.

[TehFunnehMann]

@MrDrewpweiner He gave Canada free healthcare, that's pretty cool.

[TehFunnehMann]

@MrDrewpweiner I do agree that the War Measures Act sucked, but he gave Canada free healthcare and fought for equal rights for gays and women by making new civil rights laws and leagalizing gay marriage.

[MrDrewpweiner]

@TehFunnehMann As I said I'm a conservative and I dont give a shit about healthcare. He totally messed up our economy(we're still paying for the shit he did). What bugs me the most is how he fucked over our army. He cut the size, cut the budget, forced bilingualism(thats not racist, my studies are in French), put civilians in jobs formerly occupied by generals, fully fucked over the ranks(at one point,there was one general for every 106 privates). He's the reason our army is constantly mocked

[MrDrewpweiner]

@TehFunnehMann Ran out of room. Also, Diefenbaker was the first one to take Douglas' idea national with the Hospital Insurance and Diagnostic Services Act. It was Lester B. Pearson who gave us medicare. He also made the Canadian Bill of Rights, which was pretty much renamed the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms and added to the Constitution(with minor changes).

[TehFunnehMann]

@MrDrewpweiner Okay, but what about giving gays the right to get married?

[TehFunnehMann]

@MrDrewpweiner Okay, but wat about leagalizing same sex marriage?

[MrDrewpweiner]

@TehFunnehMann That was an original Trudeau idea on which I have no opinion. I am neither for, neither against gay marriage as long as I dont have to watch. BTW, sorry this reply took so long, youtube didnt notify me that you posted it

[TehFunnehMann]

@MrDrewpweiner Damn, I wish the conservatives in the US were more like you! I am not from Canada, nor do I know a lot about it.

[MrDrewpweiner]

@TehFunnehMann Thank you. That's one of the things I like about Canada, our Conservative party is in between your Democrats and Republicans. I just don't like the fact that we have a socialist party (NDP) as the opposition. Their support jumped enormously in the last election due to their leader, Jack Layton, who has recently passed on (RIP). HE was the most likable candidate for sure and that's why he got so many votes. It'll be interesting to see if they can do well without him.

[xqeenx]

@MrDrewpweiner You should move to the US. There economy is going really well with privatized health care :) oh wait... it's not.

[MrDrewpweiner]

@xqeenx You're a dumbass, there is no relation between the economy and healthcare. We don't need more socialist fucks, like you, in our country. Liberals are retarded, NDP is a joke but for some reason, people still listen to them. So why don't you go camp outside in your little tent, chanting your 99% speeches, sitting on your ass, while the rest of us get jobs, instead of asking the gov't to solve all your money issues. Socialism is made for a paradise, sadly, this isn't Disney.Grow up

[singlece1000]

@MrDrewpweiner

ahaha

[cmillernelson]

tags: Jon Lajoie Being Gay

lol!

[MegaTate100]

446 people called an ambulance

[example110]

@MegaTate100 That doesn't even make sense.

[MegaTate100]

@example110 Yah it did suck

[dadah1991]

WTF LOL

[MrRorypitcher]

Right, I take you didn't win

[NORTHERNKONFLIKT]

MORT A L'ETATS UNIS!!!!!!!!!!

[Me4onyX]

I;m gonna call an ambula..... zZZzzZz

[claytonisbest]

hey bee, can i have some honey?

[pwnsaurus]

MY ESOPHAGUS!

[Nicolos26]

Trudeau should have drank that poison glass...

[mawbd]

you silly basturd

[rupgmmb]

Maybe a good PM for english people but for us, frenchies from Quebec, he was a dumb ass and an idiot!!!!

[Reasonwillwin]

@rupgmmb Who gaves gays and women rights they wouldn't have had without him.

[xqeenx]

@Reasonwillwin yeah but clearly Quebec does not care about tiny matters like human rights if it doesn't concern them.

[singlece1000]

@xqeenx adorable

[XenteMusic]

IMO Trudeau was one of Canada's greatest PMs... but everybody's entitled to their opinion. Think about it though, who else (apart from maybe Mackenzie King a LONG time ago) was as good as he was? Nobody recent for sure.

[tempersoul]

i know there are only so many chords on a guitar... but i feel that this and the shakespeare skits are somewhat rip offs of another sketch comic...

[minionevil]

i hope u won

[sarkofric]

Trudeau was a traitor ! Nothin more

[theSEVENFOLDisLIFE]

@sarkofric And other politicians aren't?

[MrDrewpweiner]

@sarkofric THANK YOU! FUCK TRUDEAU!

[Goduvnintendo]

432 people can't speak zebra

[bobzone09]

wow. so amazingly awesome!!  how come i never noticed these posted before??

[blazinkccajun]

AND I MEANT PIERRE TRUDEAU NOT JON. JON IS AN AWESOME HUMAN BEING!

[blazinkccajun]

THE DUMBEST HALF FRENCH PERSON THAT EVER LIVED

[AliceMarr]

It hurts to make mistakes but when they are big enough, the pain only lasts a second :)

[killinginthename88]

MC fatigue is going to get you an ambulance

[Zanian19]

@killinginthename88 You mean an ambul-... zzzz

[killinginthename88]

@Zanian19 indeed

[Infinite2Hell]

@killinginthename88 no MC gets sidetracked easily

[bonzo9303204406]

"sorry dude im a bee .. i dont speak zebra" WTF :D

[wazzupbro3]

I'm on it Jon!

[Spectacularification]

so glass is canadian for cup?

[KIDSPICETV]

THAT'S MY ZEBRA !!!!

[dementedturtles]

i replay the zebra saying "hey bee"

[seanmacfitz]

I MUCH PREFER HIS NEWER VIDEO'S

[IamAlwaysRight]

Pierre Trudeau is a piece of shit.

[Kelertasable]

@IamAlwaysRight wow do have some respect

[Olipod4]

Yeah! Jhabite à Montreal, enfin on na une YouTube Star local? Jon Lavoie... Messemble c Quebecois sa non?

[peacefrog257]

@Olipod4 euh, en fait Jon lajoie est né d'un père franco et d'une mère anglo... et il est effectivement de mtl! Tape jon lajoie sur mplus et tu vas voir l'entrevue avec Rej Laplanche... Jon rocks!!!!

[AMAN43421]

ha i was da 667th comment

[RedNeckTanner]

so the zebra ask jesus if he was black are white and jesus said idk ask the man upstais so he goes up and asks him then he says i dont have an answer so he goes to jesus and says he said he doesnt have an answer then jesus says your white because i didnt say i dont got no answer

[6020e3]

is the ninja ninja suit a reference to mythbusters?

[MrLandrover21]

Common Jon, u can do better than this,...

[GDCMwMike]

This is fucking terrible, you're just spewing shit.

[forsthe]

@GDCMwMike just like what he did on your moms chest?

[fussellmuscle]

@forsthe Well, your mother never spews..... she swallows every bit of it up! I'm getting horny just thinking about that Heffer. I think she's gonna have to take it in the pooper this evening. Most people would say that's cruel, but she loves it.

[forsthe]

@fussellmuscle  VIAGRA.

[chipyk92]

epicfail

no humor, just shit

[thefalconfootball]

little canadian history for ya

[herosortof7529]

This is probably your most random video ever

[eckstudios]

i got that cup

[jonoroxxx]

HAHAHA randomness at it's best!

[bloodhound181]

No did he die he's is funny as shit. I'll miss u. R.I.P

[BrotherTree1]

did u win the comp???

[lionboy148]

*pierre éliott trudeau

[mstm1productions]

thats not a glass its a coffee cup lol

[Papawowmac]

i only laughed at the ending when he drank the poision and got up with blood and shit around his mouth and nose, now that was funny.

[redaim1]

that wasnt really funny..

[METALFORLIFE5]

I love canada eh

[Kasakkasotnia]

I literally dropped from my chair for laughing so hard :D Never happened before while watching something on internet without being high as fuck...

[v1rtualguy]

Funny or Die, huh? "Well, I am not funny, so I'll drink a freakin' cup of poison to fit the requirement." LMAO... that guy's so awesome...

[DaDeceptiveOne]

I need that GLAS. It's the most unique i've ever seen... where did u buy it?

[Scottsman18]

i have the bowl that matches that cup and i love it!!

[jrojroj]

I <3 Trudeau.

[ScHnitzLLlicious92]

omg LMAO!! xD

[voicetube]

The first :60 seconds?  Classic!!!

[Prowsky]

Trudeau was a fucking ass who only cared for Quebec.

PS: If you want to comment on my post, please make sure u r not a franco-canadian, or else your answer doesnt matter. Because you also only care for Quebec.

PPS: Yes I know there are franco-canadians outside of Quebec, I dont need a lecture on this.

[yanni100000]

hey im a franco canadian in quebec and i care whats going outside of quebec besides most people think that quebec is cooler than the rest of canada because its one of its first and best countries in my opinion

[toxikblood]

@Prowsky Stop your bitching, the actual prime minister only care about Alberta.

[Prowsky]

Harper? Well, it's quite true I guess. He also is an evangelical Christian and those guys are often a little scary. But my question: even if it's true, what does that have to do with Trudeau? Since you didnt argue against my "bitching", I guess you agree with me to a certain degree, although you dont want to admit it.

[toxikblood]

Well, probably that Trudeau had Quebec as a favorite, yes.

The thing you might don't know is Trudeau was the rival of René Lévesque, the most respected and loved politician by quebecers. He had heavy faith in quebercers and had a large vision of the future for us. However, Trudeau tried his best to stop Lévesque..

So let me tell you something: maybe Trudeau had Quebec in is heart, but I can assure you that most of Quebec have Trudeau in is ass ;)

[44ver]

how could he care juste about Quebec and be elected? how come does almost all quebecers hate trudeau if he juste cared about quebec?

You're a bit close minded =)

[CDog2910]

@44ver:

What?

[Kriaturametal]

And now to end this sketch I'm gonna drink a glass of poison

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

He won with this shit, didn't he?

[NIKPINET]

i dont care what you say this is damn funny

[1joel8]

what the fuck

[DanielBecker123]

HAHAHAHAHA

[ALKOpadman]

im sorry jon...not a funny vid.

[Raspout1981]

i agree...but he puts 1 bad video for like...20 awesome...so i forgive him

[jung159]

you are obviously no Rasputin

[JesseTrudeau20]

hey my last name is trudeau

[brndnsdcksn]

not near as good as his other videos wtf collective is the best

[sambernn19]

freaking funny, nicely done

[Ferrari1945]

The ending cracks me up every time :D

[R0o0g3r]

this isn't funny

[nxpxdx]

We all drink and eat poison ,but it kills us slowly.

Nice job Jon.Funny video.

[Spetaelsk]

Not all of us.

[ByakuyaZERO]

How much you pay for those poison? It seems like you got ripped off if it can't even kill you in 50 minutes LOL :)

[pedrocollares]

In my opinion this video could end at 1:08. The rest of the video is too overdone.

Excellent job, though.

[KingoftheGods123]

"sorry dude l'm a bee, l don't speak Zebra".

[inchaoswetrust]

Bwahahahahahaha...that's fucking hilarious!!!

[Allking4]

"Next, someone will tell you why roller skating around alligators isnt always a bad idea"

LOL priceless

[xxdagenham67]

did u win the competition? :)

[thewhitebrazilian]

the drinking poison thing is the funniest skit ive ever seen in my life

[sepultribe91]

ahahah yeah, also for me

[bookstore097]

the zebra and bee ahahahahahahaha

[thornemaze]

Lol...I like when he drinks poison.

[TenaciousSkaven]

lol

[Junkieman420]

The first half was funny, second half was unnecessary

[dexmoire]

Tags: Jon Lajoie Being Gay commercal Pointless  Profanity Montreal Funny Or Die Contest Trudeau

[grzyb0636]

"And now to end the sketch i will drink a glass of poison."

Haha it killed me. xD

[daviewelder]

hum...chui pas sure ke les anglophones from out of MTL peuvent catcher le gag......tu vas loin .........fuckin frog..

[breedinggoat]

hum...tu devrais pas utiliser l'expression frogs icitte

[berndpegritz]

1:22 haaha

[Ang1152]

looooooooooooooooooool!

[knilsop]

loool u idiots, jon lajoie is also canadian.. he is a comedian and is joking -.-

[TheRudeReport]

hey at least our beer isnt 2% alchohol

[McFro95]

0:40 & 1:20 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[luckynumber58]

whats so bad about canada? we have maple syrup

[Shearonchy]

I agree

[Kickasss119]

nice, you deserve a cookie

[MrJLaza]

@luckynumber58 you also have ass holes but most of canadians arent dick heads

[AllCanadiaReject]

@MrJLaza neither of you have been to brantford ontario i'm guessing.

[danyandmarc]

@luckynumber58 Maple forever

[huzeaaron]

FUCK CANADA!

[danny6690]

Fuck you

[WhenYourRipe1blood1]

lol well known fact..

[danny6690]

Lol maybe your wife have no dick but dude.. thats normal

[EvanGravelle]

...so americans are fat...

[181cameron]

You're only half right. It's most Canadian women who don't have 'em.

[cfire600]

as opposed to american women. haha.

[DglMaster2012]

So... you are canadian? Is that how you know this?

[BenjaminAllin]

lololol

at least Canadians aren't NAZI ASSHOLES!

[McFro95]

What the fuck did Canadians ever do to you?!

[mmaman88]

nothing were so peaceful people are just gay

[MrWalleye]

Better than a FAT ASSED american that can't see his dick!

[DaVoltaire]

Fuck You

[amicrazi]

I can honestly say noone in my family is fat, you stereotypical prick

[MrWalleye]

That would be "you sterotyping" prick,

Fat and illiterate, that's an american.

[jammaker]

Genius,

[Iputrandomstuff]

Ah, it's funny to see two people get riled up over stereotypes and what not. It's almost like they want to be trolled.

[quaffacoke]

I looked down at the comments and this is the first thing I saw as a comment to this video. Thank you Youtube, thank you.

[luckynumber58]

i already did....heh heh

[MrGab595]

So i suppose ill receive message from angy true canadians and i really dont give a fuck...Meanwhile, I just wanted to say that when Jon says «I dont speak zebra» like a french could say to an english...it is totally piss me off....like if english who lives in quebec dont tell us to go fuck ourselves and act like if they didnt speak french even if they understand everything...

[MrGab595]

I really like Jon Lajoie but i dont agree with this video. Pierre Trudeau is a treator to the french people of Canada. I know exactly what he means in this video with the «I dont speak zebra». That is a satire of languages in Canada. I dont believe that Pierre Eliott Trudeau that was a quebecker and acted to the opposite of the wiches of its own people by proclaimed the War Mesures Law should be respected as much as he is in this video...

[exyu1982]

Zebra: Hey bee???,........can i have some honey aim freakin starving.

so funny !!!

[McSibiss]

fuck pierre trudeau

[savantiflag]

and if youre you, go fuck yourself

[Vi0l4nc4]

:D stop crying :D

[Sidleyhatesyou]

Fuck you? eh

[nid0spiff]

I TOTALLY AGREE

[TimesNuRoman]

pierre trudeau pwns noobs

[CelebrenIthil]

Drink a glass of poison?

Pfooey...

That was sooo a cup!

[FASE3LARP]

"I don't speak Zebra" XD

[camodude51]

hahahahaha