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  • There's no doubt about it now- he's a poe.

  • Morally superior? Christian's are crazy, not moral

  • 67 Dislikes: People without a brain and/or sense of humor.

  • Just because Atheists don't believe in god, doesn't mean they don't believe in an afterlife. Pretty much all atheists have their own range of thinking: they aren't bound to a set of religious and moral rules. Some are cruel and immoral, while others have more "godly" morals than most religious people.

  • Tags: satire parody

  • I really can't tell if this guy is joking??????

  • @Kathyuskaslave38 lol of course he is.

  • Couldn't they both use the same parachute?

  • I don't think this is supposed to be taken seriously

  • @AnnisaAyana or maybe it is...i don't know

  • @AnnisaAyana He demonstrated the argument that Christians are morally superior to atheists using a tinfoil bird, a coffee cup, a small notebook, and a ginger root. Of course it isn't supposed to be taken seriously.

  • Oooooooh, this is comedy. Or, he's just a little bit mental. 

  • Or there is that guy who jumps out of the plane with the parachute with the child in his arm.

  • So people only follow god because of the reward at the end? And your hair is Jesus like

  • @natedogg5530 Maybe some do but I follow God because i am thankful to everything he gave me and everything he created. He is the king of all worlds. When i pray to him He takes away my pain. I follow him simple because I believe in Him.

  • @TheValvesupports I needed to see that comment after watching that, too remind myself that only a small amount of Christians are assholes.

  • I wish I had your hair. (Y)

  • "Suicide bombers... they're sacrificing themselves and... well, other people too..." LOL

  • i wouldve took the parashute and hold the child tight so we both survive

  • this is how the bible had been wrote its been made up

  • You think that by believing in eternal life gives this life more meaning? What if there isn't one? If you believe in eternal life then life is meaningless. If you're an atheist like me you cherish every moment of life right now as it is giving it much more meaning. It means more to have a child as an atheist knowing that your leaving behind a part of yourself to keep your family going after you pass away rather than to just believe its all for life after death.

  • I think if anything the Christian might illogically take the parachute from the baby and jump while the atheist (me) would logically put the parachute on my back and grab the baby then jump saving both our lives.

  • In your other video you stated if a baby dies as a result of gods will its because god made sure that that baby would have been a bad person. So what if this baby is a bad person in its future. So what your saying is that sins cannot exist because christians can never do anything wrong? Theres no christian on this earth that does things that fall into the category of taking the parachute from the baby?

  • Hitler(Christian) is morally Superior, Abraham whom tried to kill his son,but instead chopped his Dick is Morally Superior

  • This is one of the best channels on YouTube.

  • Wow. This is a satire, geniuses.

  • u did not just say suicide bombers are moral -_-. oh there moral because they are being rewarded!? with 70 or so virgins? that makes sooooo much moral sense -_-. fucking retard

  • Get rid of the arrogance, the ego, the vanity and everything that everyone else has told you about god and tell me, what you, the individual know's about god. Thats what i thought not jack shit.

  • And it's funny cause your name is Jesusophile and you're probably trolling :D

  • This argument has SOME logic to it, I'll give you that, but you're making generalizations. Just because atheists don't believe in heaven doesn't mean they wouldn't sacrifice themselves for a child! Imagine that the Christian is greedy, and the Atheist simply reasons, "Well, I'm an adult, I have lived my life and am content with my experiences, I'll let this kid live so he can live his own experiences while he can because there's NO heaven for him if he dies!" Never claim superiority, it's rude.

  • Actually i am an atheist and I would have forced the kid to sit down and stay calm while I go up to the cockpit and see if I could fly the plane. If i did not think i could land safely and it was safe to jump I would let the kid jump while i would try and land the plane safe or not. also as a pilot I would crash the plane into a body of water or open field killing myself before I would in danger people on the ground with a risky landing. That is what my atheist morals tell me to do.

  • Oh mah gawd, this dude is liek totes srs dudes.

  • This is such an asinine argument. (dull)

  • Yeah... Abraham was perfectly willing to sacrifice his son to God. Really moral, there. :D

  • atheists who think he is serious are assholes.... his videos are like an assholeness tests

  • you are crazy....not just because I think i going to die that I sacrifice another person it depends on a lot of personal thought, is not just the reward and losts our mind is not just a countability racional calculator, and honestly nobody even the crisian are so sure of thensenvels going to heaven or wathever at the point to sacrifice their lifes, at least not ordinary ones at opposite side a lot of atheist people fight for a cause or suicide for no reason, as usual you make silly funny videos

  • not sure if trolling or actually very christian. Just some of the stuff he says he cant take himself seriously, so .. yep hes a troll

  • why dont both jump out holding the parachute ?

  • @lolfeg

    That's a good point, the adult can just put on the parachute and jump out holding the kid to save them both.

  • So the christian only saved the child because he thought he would be rewarded?...

    By the way, as an atheist, I would have given the parachute to the child, NOT because I thought God would reward me, but because I have my own fucking morals. Since I believe it's lights out when we die then why would I care if I die? I wouldn't know it anyway!

  • I appreciate your satire!

  • *cough* Spanish inquisition *cough* the crusades *cough*

  • How many lines of blow did this dude just suck up. That and a gallon of coffee.

  • Bible did not gave us morals. Instinct is what gave us morals. The bible did not made the murder and rape illegal. If the bible would have said that it's ok to murder and rape, we would not have followed it. The Bible reflected the morals that we already have and claim it that its theirs and they taught it first.

  • is it moral to negate a child to go to heaven in order to save yourself for eternity?

  • I don't think anyone understands this guy's sarcasm..

  • You're assuming that the child is not an atheist.....

  • Jesusophile is youtube's colbert.

  • I would relise that saving a child has nothing to do with religion. And who were the ones crashing the airplanes again? The atheists right? Moral to kill others for religion :) I love those who are wrong :)

  • I'm an athesist and I would take the parachute, then take the kid with me. He's just a kid so I figure the extra weight is worth the risk

  • forfeiting your life doesn't make you morally superior, it makes you stupid

  • The only conclusion I would draw from Isaacs point of view is that Abrahams schizophranic...

  • good sattire. I too am bemused how something that lives outside of space/time likes the smell and taste of burnt offerings.

  • Epic Fail. And what is your fucking Point. You made no Point.

  • The Stephen Colbert of the internet.

  • Hmmm... God didn't stop Jeptha when he was commanded to sacrifice his daughters.... merciful merciful.... And there's nothing mysterious or wonderful about keeping billions of dead lamb in your possession. It says clearly in the bible that Yahweh likes the odor of burning flesh and blood. That's why he needs animal sacrifices.

  • That awkward moment when you haven't got a Christian

  • lol U do realize more wars and deaths and murders have been done "In The name of God" than have EVER been done by "Atheists" right? Where is the morality in that? Look into the history of it. Judge not lest ye be judged yourself.... You own words shoved in your face you false christian

  • @justininbangor Ah, but those are not "True Christians"! They are only common criminals! True Christians operate on a level of morality that atheists could never attain!

  • @MuscIeBomber2021 Oh really? I am an atheist and have turned my cheek more times than you have. Not because some supposed overpowering God tells me to, but because, in the times all basic religions were formed, I have a conscious. I went to Christian camp growing up. I have read the scriptures. I have seen all the errors where it contradicts itself. The Bible itself is full of stories where God kills men. That is evil. Your God is evil. You evolved... just not enough yet I guess.

  • And to slap this one right in your face... correct me if you are wrong, but are you not passing judgement on an athiest... a right solely and exclusively reserved for your God himself? So therefor, you are not a true Christian by your own definition and according to the Bible, by judging man you therefor idolize yourself, breaking a commandment and damning yourself to Hell. Epic Fail

  • @justininbangor My child, do not patronize me! You are nothing more than an atheist sinner! One who dares to spit in the face of the Almighty Creator! I believe that all of God's creations can absolve themselves of their sins through confession and steadfast prayer, but you have demonstrated well enough that you are an evil bastard with no intentions of doing so! Your judgment will come soon enough, and God will curse you to the barren wastelands of hell where you belong! I choose heaven!

  • @MuscIeBomber2021 HAHA well guess I will get that seat all toasty warm for you in "Hell" if that's where I am going lol Just looked at your page and you are about as religious minded as Tom Cruise. Go troll another forum you fucking internet poser scrub loser-boy lmao.

  • @justininbangor My child, you are not very intelligent, are you? God has a plan for every creature that He creates, and He obviously did not plan any scholarly pursuits for you! Is this why you decided to become an atheist? I'm sure there's SOMETHING God intended for you to do with your life! Don't give up, you mentally deficient boy! You'll find your calling eventually!

  • @MuscIeBomber2021 LMAO you just contradicted the Bible. You said that God has a plan, therefor he has everything pre-ordained... Therefor there is no free will.... When will you get it that the Bible's teachings are nothing more than a re-writing of basic Buddhist teachings, which came before Christianity. My calling is to wake you up that THERE IS NO GOD. Evolve... fuck you think you would figure that out after 2000+ years of evolution.

  • @justininbangor There is a God, you mentally challenged child! God created the world that you live in, the air that you breathe, and the water that you drink! God has a plan for all of us, but whether we decide to follow that plan or not is completely up to us! I contradicted nothing, you dimwitted moron! Buddhism is wrong and Christianity is right! After 2011 years of living without Jesus, you think you would figure that out by now!

  • Religious people are mentally ill and should seek help

  • Like a hairy Matt Smith

  • can't work out whether this video is a joke or serious?!

  • Kid's a ginger, they don't have souls anyway.

  • "Maybe he would just ... play with it"

    Classic :)

  • doing something good only because you think you'll be rewarded after you die is not morality. stop wasting bandwidth.

  • @futureboy he's quite obviously a troll, rewatch his videos with that realisation and you'll have a good laugh (:

  • I'd take a funny-looking rock over a Playstation 3 any day.

  • What kind of accent does this guy have, is that Finnish-American or something?

  • @instereovideos Nah, Finnish people don't speak English that well.

  • @instereovideos No they worship Odin and slay Christians.

  • @KrazyKazooie are you serious? >_>

  • @Langelus95 I have no idea! I need my thinking cap.

  • You know the most "atheistic" countries in the world are the most moral right?

    Sweden, Canada, Australia, Ireland.... all are the most developed countries in the world. They have less murder, rape, crime in general, teen pregnancies than any other country in the world.

    If atheists are immoral, then how come they demonstrate in society that that's untrue?

  • @sk8tafrnk it's all a joke, none of what he says is serious

  • @sk8tafrnk I don't think Australia is a very atheistic country

  • @lookatmepleasesir Okay I agree with you. But percentage wise they're more atheistic than the U.S.

    They voted in an atheistic prime minister. The U.S. can't vote in an atheistic anything into their political arena. Trade out Australia for Iceland, Sweden and Norway.

  • @sk8tafrnk she wasn't voted in, the last prime minister was removed from office and she replace him

  • @lookatmepleasesir Ahhhh okay.

  • @sk8tafrnk You know that feeling you get when you realize someone is a satirist?

  • @sk8tafrnk LOL

    people don't realize this is an awesome satire 

  • @sk8tafrnk Ireland isn't athiest

  • @KsEABRADTR They're more secular than the U.S.

  • you are hot. like, really hot.

  • This is awesome. I like you.

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  • I just realized this is a joke...herpity derp. 

  • SUICIDE BOMBING IS MORALLE YOU SICKO YOU ARE HORRIBLE I AM CRYING COS OF YOU !!!!1

  • @LiamxEmoxChipmunkxTx Some one needs a dose of man the fuck up. \(._.)/

  • you are living a stereo typical life an athiest and a christian are eqaul you are stereo-typicaly racist i have filed complaint for offensive because you r sick you bielive you are above everyone else and he would give it to the child SICKO you are a discgrace i hope ure joking i dont bielive this you have actualy made me cry i dont imigane any christian would be like tht :'(

  • @LiamxEmoxChipmunkxTx it all is a joke, none of what he says is serious

  • @LiamxEmoxChipmunkxTx wow you are such a faggot

  • anyone with half a brain would just think "this kid deserves life... i've lived my life" if they're the same exact age... then fuck... they fight it out and whoever wins the fight gets the parachute

  • Eyezak 

  • I'm not wearing panties. :3

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

  • I love how the Atheist is a piece of foil shaped like a bird and the "child" is represented as three times the size of an adult. lol

    It would be hilarious if God really did exist and after we died we had to spend eternity next to a huge pile of dead rams.

  • Wouldn't the Christian go to hell for committing suicide?

  • AT 3;31 GOD REPLIES ,BUT AT 3;44 ,YOU SAY VIOCE FROM SKY ? ANGEL SENT ? ...DEFINITION OF BOTH WHOULD BE A GOOD SUBJECT !!!DEAD SHEEPS ,ETERNATY WOW ,,,LOLL

  • oh, nvm bout Abraham, blah

    Still, I do hope you're joking with this bs

  • you're joking...

    You do realize Abraham was an athiest

  • God does not eat or sleep or drink, he is not like humans, he is the one God nothing like him the most powerful ...he gave us lows to protect us from our evil ...Islam is perfect but the believers are not ..

  • Noble Quran:

     (16:24) When they are asked: "What is it that your Lord has revealed?" They answer: "They are merely tales of olden times!"22

    (16:25) (They say so) that they may bear the full weight of their burdens on the Day of Resurrection and also of the burdens of those whom they misled on account of their ignorance. What a heavy burden are they undertaking to bear!

  • Religion doesn't make people morally superior. 

  • dude you need to get laid, NOW!!!!

  • this video needs a facepalm option

  • is this a parody? cause if he's serious I'm scared lol

  • Round 1: Atheist 1 Baby 0

    Round 2: Christian 0 Baby 0

    Atheist wins! XD

    As if a baby could use a parachute...

    I'd grab the chute and the baby, and hope for the best.

  • I've got a better question:

    what would heppen if there is a pedophile and a child on a plane, atleast there are gonna enjoy before dying

  • I'm an atheist and i would not only give that child the paraschute, i would give him whatever he needs to get back home after he lands. God i hate stupid over-religious people like you.

  • @XxboVodxX

    i hate retards like you, this guy is parody, his video's are not real. how can anyone be soooo fucking stupid not to see this?

  • It's one thing to sacrifice your life so that the child can live and something else entirely to do it because you think doing so will give you a reward from a higher being. Letting the child live is the reward itself even if it comes at the expense of your own life. You don't need a religion to be a good person.

  • loool

  • I'm still gonna say your "scientific" AIDS movie was better, but this is right up there! ;-)

  • JESUSOPHILE the name itself should cue you in that this is a joke, and so funny!

  • ...Or a smart person could grab a hold of the BABY since they would be small and jump off while holding the baby...Oh dear God I can't stand watching your videos...

  • The christian would tie the child up with the parachute and rape it..

  • Beat the Child to death, and send him to Heaven. Take his parachute, strap it on the Christian and boot his ass off the Plane.

    Restart the Plane, and land it safely. Wave to the Christian as he lands, giving him that feeling of guilt he's looking for. Everyone's happy.

  • Actualy there are many christians who would save themselves to,it takes someone brave and noble to do an act like sacrificing there life for another.

  • @MrMooshman1192 And secondly what RyuPatrol said atleast get a better example next time.

  • Im pretty sure that the athiest would have the logic to clip/hold on to the child with the parachute on...

  • Is it me....or does this guy seem like he shouldn't be trusted with children?

  • @apainlessend yes i think it is just you that shouldnt be trusted with children,i do think its brave of you to admit to it tho.

  • @AirZealand

    Strange, I didnt recall admitting anything as there is nothing to admit. Sounds more like you projecting your inner desires.

    Good luck with that.

  • @apainlessend haha cheers dude :)

  • @AirZealand

    Could you refrain from speaking to me. Im not fond of pervs.Thanks

  • @apainlessend yea no probs sorry

  • a child wouldn't know how to you a parachute

  • Obviously, this is satire. Frecking funny, too. :)

  • And when the christian finds out that there is no heaven, he'll discover that he commited suicide 

  • LOL why do you have a tin foil sperm!?

  • You have an adorable lisp.

  • atheist or not isn't the rational thing to do is to take the parachute and carry the baby with you? none the less hilarious video.

  • @saiyan191 Yep somehow I don't think it was supposed to be a serious example =P

  • just so you know i'm working on a vid response to this very simmilar to brettsworld999's and will tear apart your half-baked stereotypical, jolly rascist agument, have run lying among heaps of rotting mutton by the way.

  • Atheists maintain that intelligence arises out of non-intelligence.

    Atheist maintain that logic arises out of meaningless, random chaos and is continually evolving via meaningless random chaos.

    Creationists maintain that intelligence & logic arise from a mind.

    Scientific facts:

    (A) Information arises from a mind.

    (B) Language arises from a mind.

    (C) DNA = Information + language.

    There are only two known languages. They are:

    (1) Of human mind origin (2) DNA code.

  • There are only two theories:

    (1) Intelligence arises from an intelligent source

    (2) Intelligence arises from a non-intelligent source

    All observable evidence shows that intelligence arises from an intelligent source; specifically, a MIND. The very definition of intelligence has only to do with MIND.

    The 1st cause Agent from where intelligence arises is The Mind Of God. It is illogical and loony to deny the mind of God.

    I think, therefore God is.

  • ok ok. So if i offered you a candy bar for helping me out and you did a half assed job just to get my chocolaty candy and another person does it because hes all like, "hey, you need help." and helps me and i offer him a candy bar and hes like "i don't want your candy, i helped you because its you not because its candy" whos more moral? An atheist does thing because they want to and want to be nice and help people. A man who believes in God does things so they can selfishly live for ever.

  • In todays world Abraham would be sent to jail, for child abuse. Very moral huh......

  • GRIPAGE!

  • This one made me wait to long for a laugh, but the last minute with God and his pile of rams was totally worth it!

  • An intelligent person, whether atheist or not, would take the child and jump out of the plane with her.

    Basically what you have here is a false dichotomy. Maybe the person taking the parachute is a highly specialized pediatric surgeon whose 50 or so critically ill youthful patients would die if she were not to return within the next 4 hours. Would it be morally just to save the one child and let the rest die? It's just not that simple.

    Your analogy is an oversimplification of life.

  • you know what, the first time i saw his vid i thought he's an idiot, second time i watch his vid i thought this is hopeless, but now i think this is a joke

  • "gee thanks for the funny looking rock dad, ima go stone someone with it!"

  • and oh yeh i would ALWAYS give the child the parachute and im only 17 so im kinda a kid but you are so damn ignorant lol the christian knows hes going to get a reward lol how is that shit more moral holy shit think about your own ignorance it truly amazes me

  • lol christians are more moral because they are told to be moral yet atheist are good for no fucking reason

  • also Abraham said they were going to sacrifice a Lamb and he sacrificed a Ram

  • i would like to ask you how many scenes after that one do Abraham and Isaac share ? just a quiz on you knowledge of the Bible

  • Is guy this for real, or is this a really good troll?

  • LOL this guy is a retard. just the he words him lines, its just funny.

  • Is this a joke? If so, this guy is an awesome actor.

  • i am an atheist and i would taken the papachute on me and jumped whit the child safe between my arms

  • lay off the meth

  • I am an atheist and I would give my parachute to the child. I really don't think religion has anything to do with morals. We're all just products of our environments. Also, what's up with the "Like Abraham" in the title? Abraham was an incredibly immoral guy. He was going to kill his own son because the voice in his head told him too. Wtf?

  • its a joke

  • Psh, fuck the kid, I'd take the parachute and wish him luck.

  • you are the funniest guy on the net hands down

  • I'm pretty sure that douchebaggery isn't solely the realm of atheists. Your example is completely flawed and without any genuine merit.

  • This is hilarious dude! You're better than Edward Current! People are actually believing you. I love it.

  • If the christian gives up the parachute knowing he'll die, that's suicide right? So he'd go to hell anyway, right?

  • @Coyote6 +1 lol

  • This is absurd! That is not how Atheists as a whole react! That may be how some individuals act, but that can be said of Christians as well! As an atheist, I do what I can to better mankind, that is what guides me in life. Being ruthlessly selfish is not a tenant of my morality! You're portraying Atheists as inhuman monsters who only care about their own goals, which is wrong on almost every point! You're understanding of human behavior is overly simplified and you really should stop talking.

  • pretty sure its a joke.

  • your analogy fails and so do you

  • So no atheist ever sacrifices themselves for anyone else? Cmon now.... I know u dont belive this...

    AND! wouldnt it be really moral if the atheist sacrificed himself?

    When a christian sacrifices himself he does it because he thinks he will come to heaven...... That ISNT moral!!! Thats SELFISH!!!! The moral thing would be to let the child go to heaven? Or wouldnt it?

    This whole metaphor is soo stupid and lame i dont really know where to start.

    plz.. go study some philosophy. learn something

  • So in your words

    Adlof Hitler was a christian.

    Adolf Hitler is moraly supiriour to a guy who helps third world countries and supporting starving people with food, echonomical help and the results are produktive lives of people he never knew but he felt responsible to help them. But he is a athiest.

    Fuck you Jesusphile!

  • lol Abraham is the best

  • While I am certainly entertained by the example that you provide, I must protest the fact that you are speaking for both characters. As you are not God, you cannot begin to comprehend what these people might actually do, and are merely injecting your own beliefs into the example. While this would seem to be obvious, I am forced to point it out as you seem to insist that this is a valid argument?

  • your voice is cool

  • Either you are one of the stupidest men alive, or one of the greatest satirical geniuses of our time.

    Either which way you need a show cause this shit is hilarious!

  • @HelloSatanHere Bahahaha. My words exactly.

  • @HelloSatanHere You should watch his older stuff. It's far more subtle

  • @HelloSatanHere He's a satirist. And hilarious.

  • No.

    Take a philosophy class.

    Better yet try learning in general, I've watched a few of your videos, and I can't believe your ignorance.

    I am scared for the people who might believe what you are saying.