10 Quotes About 'The Real' Steve Jobs

[Rachet10000]

R.I.P Steve Jobs

[HardBaseUnderMySkin]

i love that you wrote "the real"...that is so true apple just advertised him after his death cuz they saw the after death celebrity trend.... so they just made him a celebrity no one knew him before that....

[Canyoureadmydeadpan]

He was a piece of shit and I'm glad he is dead

[Solja2010]

Triple Gems Bless Steve Jobs!

May he live a long and happy healthy life in his next life

[Solja2010]

Steve Jobs is the BEST!

[SnakebitLegend]

he is a dick

-everyone

[GuitarBoyEvan]

glad hes dead he was an absolute asshole

[theKingEmerald]

rip "sob sob"

[TiGeRCaT7733]

RIP

[furie1]

Steve jobs is a fag lol

[shurburs]

@furie1 Dude, you're a fag.You idiot. Ill bet you have at least one Apple product in your house right now, yea, thanks Steve, but i don't think this douche deserves anything

[markecccc889]

@shurburs Apple products are just a bunch of overrated and overpriced pieces of shit. I don't own anything apple, nor will I ever spend anything for it.

[UmazingBuk]

@markecccc889 *nor will I ever be able to afford any of it.

fixed.

[markecccc889]

@UmazingBuk it's just like buying shit because it's expensive, then comes the argument of "HURR U CNT AFFORD IT"

I have my android phone, Samsung tablet and a gaming laptop which are far better than anything apple.

[UmazingBuk]

@markecccc889 *facepalms* I must be speaking an entirely different language.

[ExtrematronYT]

Well, damn. alltime10s sure has a weird hate boner for Steve Jobs. Not really defending him, but Damn. "10 Dictators Who Died Violently" wasn't quite so hateful.

[heylookurdead]

we will miss you steve, and all the jobs you sent over seas, we will truely miss you.

[80shairbandtributes]

Without Bill Gates you wouldn't be able to be on youtube without bill gates there wouldn't be any good Ipods

[wingwing0404]

All I can see is a man with PASSION of what he does.

RIP steve.

[sergeantsoap101mw2]

Bill gates can shove it up his ass

[GuitarBoyEvan]

Hi my name is steve jobs and here is the next overpriced new piece of shit trend your going to throw out in 2 years for our next product that serves no purpose. :)

[shurburs]

@GuitarBoyEvan STFU

[WoodsCast]

Hey guys, my names Brendan and im a pre-med student from Canada, I enjoy watching the news and looking at whos being idiots. Anyway my channel has had great reception so far and I promise you a laugh if you stop by. Thanks!

[PowerlineSign]

All of you who diss Steve Jobs are assholes. Yeah, I'm not really an Apple fan myself and he might have been kind of a dick, but he's dead. If your mother was a bitch and she suddenly died, does that mean you would disrespect and criticize her the same way too? Four words for you douchebags: Grow the fuck up.

[IdeaGenerator1]

#11 occupy

[234234234werrrrrrr]

burn in hell steve jobs rofl

[Durangedkitten]

Ha fuck you guys you all eat penis go eat penis off your new apple ipad 2 you faggy penis eaters

[pangpang38]

nice vid

rip steve

[IrishEyes1989]

From this video and other accounts I've heard, it seems like Jobs was a real dick.

[masterofall66]

11, what about his illegitemate child. :3

[tunecci]

This man was such a scumbag it's not even funny. I'm sorry that he died, I truly am, but why people kiss his ass is beyond me.

[craftynumber2]

@tunecci Took the words right out of my mouth. I don't hate the man, I'm not happy he died, but he doesn't deserve the pedestal. At all.

[ginofrater]

11  He send all Apple jobs to CHINA.

[kriss18robinson]

#!/jess2sweet11111 follow my twitter

[nptonguy]

If he was such a perfectionist, why did the first Iphone not support 3G, GPS, MMS, MP3 ringtones, or even have a removable battery? Why does the Iphone 4 drop calls, have camera issues, and occasionally my friends with them will say they've sent a text except the other person will never receive it?

Jobs was also in charge when Apple exhibited behaviour that some might call "anti-competitive" (Samsung Galaxy Tab lawsuit in Germany with the altered images).

[allritegovnar]

@Unstoppab1eK1NG who are u youtube police/ bitch ass mofo

[Lazoo23]

#2 sounds about right. Anyone remember the Apple III fiasco?

[shad0wdawg]

Hey! Your video was featured!

[Xilstealth]

What ever happened to Dennis Ritchie? Everyone is praising Steve Jobs and nobody has made a peep about Dennis. I didn't realize he died a week after Steve because the news and media was suppressing the information. It's terrible...sure Steve Jobs was a great innovator but Dennis did alot more too.

[bojc21]

no.2 My fav :D

[Jaimeb14]

Some of you monkeys would sell your family 2 get an iPhone.

[dcskillx]

@Jaimeb14 Android is better.

[serpent71]

@dcskillx People argue that Android is better yet the fact remains that iPhone holds more sales overall. Whether Android is better or not doesn't matter. The fact remains that Apple is on top, a true monopoly on this type of technology.

[dcskillx]

@serpent71 Apple is more user friendly. I could do much more with an android phone though. Quality > Quantity

[heymrniceguy]

@serpent71

Actually, the sales of Android now surpass iPhone... Mainly Samsung... Samsung has I think roughly 23% of total market sold and iPhone only 16%. 40% of all american smartphones are Androids (Now add total percent of Windows, Symbian and other 3rd party OS and Apples at roughly 40% aswell, even less) Don't be an iFan when you don't know.

[MackM514]

Steve Jobs lead one of the most successful consumer retail businesses of our time. Criticize him all you want, he was successful, you most likely are not.

[RolfHarass]

Why are there suggested videos about 10 dictators who died violently and the 10 shortest world leaders???? THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!

[bblack21]

Since they use i series prossesors and there is equally good or sometimes better multimedia software buying a mac is nothing but a waste of money

[wakaphwap]

mac sucks

[meeces13]

no more commercials guys, i dont care about the CMA awards

[MrZinty]

I love how Bill gates was like,

"Yeah he knew fuck all but he was a lucky son of a bitch"

haha

[iji147]

The credit crunch is hitting everyone differently ... even apple are losing jobbs.

[simmionez]

I thought Steve Jobs died? 

[11940ful]

Anyone purchased his biography?

[MagusCash]

Notice how the only real positive things said were by his sister.

[martindanny]

i just thought the "apple" thumbnail was so cool that got me here

[scoob132]

Can i get it from the fake one now?

[thxforreadingthis]

@Unstoppab1e1ng what did he say?

[TyrannosaurusTapley]

I AM THE 31ST DISLIKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thxforreadingthis]

@TyrannosaurusTapley fag, if you hate steve jobs. WHY YOU COME HERE!

[TyrannosaurusTapley]

@thxforreadingthis I like steve jobs, but i don't like those crackers they give you with your soup in the cafeterias.

[DjKahle]

@thxforreadingthis Most of the quotes are negative you dumbass lol!

If you want to suck steve off you'd better bring a shovel!

[kairostutorials]

He is probably in heaven now cringing at all this kind of cheese being spread around. I am sure he was a great guy, but lets focus on the living now folks and move on.

[kzd209]

Next thing you know he will be Jesus... NO 1 IS COMPLETELY GOOD

[PenguinBoyProduction]

he wants perfection yet apple cant build a single useful computer?

[JoelGGuitarist]

@PenguinBoyProduction Simple user interface, Good processing power(what you need), Productive work programs,creative and interactive programs, No Exe's(Not many virus's), No spyware or adware,... Next time back your comments up...here's what i get from your PC side "Positives About PC's has encountered a problem and needs to close. Sorry for the inconvenience. What are you going to do now? Send an error report? not like it matters anyway because your on a PC.

[DjKahle]

@JoelGGuitarist Good processors make fuck all of a difference if Macs generic PC hardware is bottle necking the rest of your mac. Go pay 3000$ for a flawed machine, but you can't polish a turd you dumbass

users have more control of their OS there is always a risk that they'll breach their own security. saying you don't want a computer that can do that is basically like saying "Duhhh I'm too stupid, can you do it for me?" Put your oven mits back on and go play your awesome mac games ROTFL!

[heymrniceguy]

@JoelGGuitarist

Hahah... You said on a PC... If your on a Mac... YOUR ON A PC XD!! Awe, iFans make my laugh... Theres appreciation... then theres extremists of it... Like iFans! Your paying the equal price for a computer which in processing power, gigs of RAM, total space, graphics card, and a pretty amazing 5.1 system with a nice 3d sound blaster would rape a basic 1,200 Mac with very basic processor and graphics card not to mention lacking in many fields such as bluray player and lightscribe

[PenguinBoyProduction]

@JoelGGuitarist Are you kidding? Macs are shit and by far the worst brand computers right now, yeah you get no virus' and its simple.. good because the only people who buy it are simple minded and fools, its a 2000 dollar facebook machine, it runs almost no programs and isn't compatible with almost everything unless of course its an apple app or product.

[JoelGGuitarist]

@PenguinBoyProduction it's 2000 because apple is there own brand while everyone else is PC apple makes more money,,,,No other company runs apple and thats the key to their marketing....Now Mac can run windows so blow the compatibility about of the way, and just because 95% of the files in the world are EXE. files doesn't mean that Macs arn't compatible it has the essentials plus more Music:Itunes... Music Production: Logic Pro...Photography:Photoshop...­Work: Office... Video and Audio Capturing.

[TheMediaPro]

EverlastingPoKemon

[kelg786]

congratz for being featured =]

[TheGingerbreadman812]

@TECpes94 OMFG DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL YOU KNOW WHO JOHNY CASH IS LOL

[ShiZno360]

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE MOURN HIM.

YOU ARE NOT HIS FRIENDS OR FAMILY.

SERIOUSLY

:f7u12:

[TheSydnick]

IMourn

[brokenbones199]

here come all the stupid rumors..

[icetubebee]

So Sad Steve Jobs Is Dead

[GrettaCheese]

Top Ten Banned commercial !!!

[ImR3tard]

@SilentDarkness2332 wtf ??

[mrsuperbafrango]

we can only be thankfull he died in pain......

[Xtnb27741]

1:23 why did you censor of the word "bugger"?

[CynicalVision]

@Xtnb27741

Good catch, I thought it was bastard but there aren't enough words. xD

[Hotshotter3000]

RIP Jobs, you were a visionary, and while I resent the fact that he got more attention than people like Dennis Ritchie, without whom which we wouldn't have much in terms of computers as we know it, but you at least did bring more technology into the hands of the people.

[StanOfGB]

They Mad.

[16415164324168465164]

Watching this on an iPad

[orvgg]

The first Alltime10 video I didn't really care for. I like how you guys didn't go the nice route with this Job video, but on(c)e was enough.

[Roflcopter4b]

Steve Jobs really was a prick. He was a selfish, lying, thief.

[duminicad]

@Roflcopter4b I'm not a Apple or S. J. fan, but that's human nature pal, we like to think that we're not like that, but who are we really kidding? as Niccolo Machiavelli once said: GET REAL!

[DRAGONIRONFIST]

My favorite quote was "thank you for cumming this morning, we REALLY appreciate it" at 0:01 :P

[kelg786]

this video isn't funny

[twilifeinblu]

@kelg786 It kind of...wasn't meant to be funny..

[DoNotLaughAtMe]

@TheGingerbreadman812 Automating the economy is such an amazing idea! As a student I will automate manual labours.

I'm kidding, automating the economy actually decreases gdp. But I don't care, I will still automate the economy of course :)

[saltyshoelace]

@TheGingerbreadman812 And let's hope we don't lose Kevin Bacon.

[TheGingerbreadman812]

@saltyshoelace Dont think like that! haha

[TECpeds94]

@TheGingerbreadman812 I dont no who the other 2 people are but i trust you that there real people so i liked it lol :)

[ShakeJuntSmokeBlunts]

@TheGingerbreadman812 And the greatest comment ever made on youtube goes to:

[TheGingerbreadman812]

@ShakeJuntSmokeBlunts haha thanks

[lyrasnails]

@TheGingerbreadman812 dont for get about the devil.. justin beiber

[Unstoppab1eK1NG]

@TheGingerbreadman812 be original... i seen that comment on another vid before top commented....

[makealotofcake]

never ironic?

he died of PC (get it?)

[Yonschnee]

@makealotofcake no i do- oh wait i get it

[Nintenjoey]

i think less of him now :/

[kelg786]

this video isn't funny

[nimster9]

@kelg786 TROLL ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SAM201145]

this is just made to stay ''steve jobs sucks''.

he was a person ,that no one will ever be!!!!

[wolf92193]

I wonder why people have an irrational hated of Apple (I don't know why, but I'm one of them :( )

[kidpoes]

bill gates hatin lol

[shreder89]

top 10 countries that don´t have mc donalds

[mighty]

Top 10 biggest natural breast!!

[MarcoPolo12321]

Top 10 longest movies

[lolatmyaccounts]

@MarcoPolo12321 1 wikipedia search can answer that for you.

[MarcoPolo12321]

Top 10 longet movies

[jessehenandez]

If Steve was so obsessed with getting it right why does apple constantly have to release a new version every year?

[Elvinator1994]

@jessehenandez Wow look at this idiot.

a) Just because he was obsessed with it doesn't mean he WAS always perfect; far from it.

b) There's this thing I like to call technological advancement, you know, the fact that computer hardware is improving every year. Perhaps it would make sense for Apple to try and keep up with the latest advancements... hmm?

[jessehenandez]

@Elvinator1994 Wow someone's hard for Mr. Jobs. There's this thing i like to call getting it right the first time, and if you think apple just keeping up with their hardware, that doesn't help your argument either because that means they can't even

[jessehenandez]

@Elvinator1994 *cant even get that right.

[SexyBuilder1888]

@jessehenandez haha good point, cash cow company!

[MRH5060]

@jessehenandez So they can make money dumbass. 

[jessehenandez]

@MRH5060 It was a rhetorical question, dumbass.

[bouchandre]

@jessehenandez cuz he wanted his products to be as fresh as possible

[BrooklynBros]

Steve Wozniak > Steve Jobs

[willyg63]

are male or female please answer if youre a guy awsome job BRO! , if youre a girl "hey baby" wanna go to dinner?

[gourmander]

FINALLY! a realistic approach to Jobs. None of this glorification bullshit.

BTW Ryan Dunn was a cool dude, but had bad judgement and simply sucked at driving

Face reality people!

[W0NDIN]

Steve Jobs seems like he was a proper dick head!

I love the quote from Bill Gates!

[jjtheslayer69]

@W0NDIN the steve jobs burn on bill gates was better XD, he said bill needs to take time from work and take some acid 

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

its pretty cool his last words were oh wow , oh wow, oh wow

[SomethingImportant1]

During this video an apple update popped up on my screen :L

[XxIcyInfernoxX]

Do top 10 most expensive houses/buildings,etc

[bosaap10]

@XxIcyInfernoxX there already is a top 10most expensive houses from him..

[beastquest911]

R.I.P steve we hope to meet you soon thumbs up if you agree

[smackingdaface]

@beastquest911 what do you mean "meet you soon"

[beastquest911]

@smackingdaface i meant by meet you soon smackingdaface would meet him soon if he didnt stop making mean comments

[pkurkyc]

top10 jobs that have bin replaced by robots!

thumps up

[ReviewSquadron]

Steve Job's life didn't flash before him when he died because Apple doesn't support flash...

[Lvl60Slayer]

@ReviewSquadron ohhh that wuz jst bad u suck

[TheSydnick]

IMourn

[syngervice67]

i like trains

[rolandroiroi]

top 10 most hated athletes

[RockyMarsh09]

10 hints that daniel tosh is gay

[smackingdaface]

Steve jobs has been found dead this morning

I guess

*puts on sunglasses*

The job's done

[SpectraZero]

@smackingdaface thats was just bad...

[J0eyBe]

@smackingdaface too soon.

[declaration963]

If there's no Steve Job, Apple will be a fruit forever.

[xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE]

@declaration963 HE HASN'T GOT A JOB

[ThreeGuysOneBucket]

@declaration963 Apple has no more 'jobs' hehe

[jaw118]

nice video man (or woman). keep up the good work and keep the videos coming. :)

[Bioc0re]

@jaw118 hes a guy he watches football

[jaw118]

second to last.

[gettoking25]

1st

[pafing]

last