Jason vs e-HARMony

[sorryunlucky]

Tried to make an E-harmony account today but apparently "My dick" isn't the correct answer to "What do you like in a woman?"

[xKiLLxGiRLx]

ahahahahahahaha

[pop27330]

funny

[pop27330]

funny

[lexzexfangirl292]

1:20 i cant't stop laughing that is to funny...

[Azunyan1025]

I'll be your match, Jase!!! Lmao

[NSwisher15721]

I fangirl'd.

A lot. xD ;)

[KnuxMaster]

shouldnt have talked.

[TheChevy496]

I like the chevy gloves

[3201tak]

I'm a little ashamed but 1:20 totally turned me on

[TheScorpionMK37]

Weird, i'm using the exact same laptop Jason is using at this very moment.

[samsungjvc11]

nah im not into that freaky shit XD

[TheMegaFracture]

I would have found it even more hilarious if a profile of freddy Krouger popped up lol

[JackOLantern011]

thumbs up if you thought he would have copped the lap-top up.

[jonthezomby]

my sis got horny watching this at 1:21

[XXfrightstuffXX]

hhahahahahah

[BillyBeanist]

i find this a little disturbing....

[slickmick18]

rofl dude thats so cool

[MilitiaMackMusic]

So Sexy So dIRTY lmao

[AKGraphiX91]

never knew jason was black..

[1111michaelmyers]

i'd marry michael myers lol no im serious michael is hot <33333

[HauntingConneticut1]

dude, id marry him, even if he kills me ill marry him in death, no doubt, im gonna marry him, totally marry him ♥

[DisturbedxSkarekrow]

They should change it to e-Harmany.

[nagb98]

jason has a dog? cool

[noGAGAhatersclub]

go you get angry easily?

hmmmmm......,

NO

XDXDXD

[HottestAngel776]

I would marry him.... Just a statement.

[wisewarrior7]

@NSwisher1572 Jason: I'm an undead retarded mass murderer....I've got a nice cabin by the lake though

[316shibby]

Are you caring? yyeeeess...Are you patient? yyeeeess...

[xxsweetnsour49xx]

"are you sexy? *rubs nipple* mmm so sexy, so dirrrty " xD

[Choscabella69]

LOL i put the subtitles on. try it! its retarded! XDDD

[WolfRage324]

do you find yourself sexy?

[MrFunkyjeffyg]

lol

[BigB00tyInc76]

Ahhh, Poor Jason... XD

can you make more of this? XDD

[matttrevproductions]

Corpse Bride+Jason Voorhees

[RatedR555]

lol well even Jason needs some ass. nice

[Zyphod1]

45 ppl got rejected from eHarmony too.

[Slaser4l1fe]

id date him in a heartbeat ;)

[DJBlackarachnia]

*Laughing* Hey,he got the same results as I did! I swear I've tried at least ten times to get onto that site and it's the same every time I get to the end...Non-compatable,non-compa­table... Maybe Jason and I are made for each other. XD

This is easily one of the best horror fanfilms on YouTube. I've seen a lot of them,and they usually they involve some joker in a bad mask behaving like a drunken imbicile. But this has real thought put into it,with excellent acting and camera work. Bravo!

[Matashi911]

epic win

[HottestAngel776]

I'd marry him....what? He kills people who have sex, do drugs, and drink; he keeps the dumb fools off the road. And he loves his mother.

The only downside is that Ms. Voorhees would try and kill me...yeah

[caiticamtime]

i'd hit it.

[MiyukiAkatsuki]

I'd marry jason, hes my only hope for the male speices. ._.

[pinkylover75]

@MiyukiAkatsuki so us saying uv dated aliens? O-o

[SodaAvalanche]

I looooove Jason . And this video is funny . :D

[Anjiichan1]

44 ppl don't like Jason Vorhees :(

[Juanelamericanista]

@Anjiichan1 shut up thumbs up whore

[etniies99]

jason does not talk anyway... I think..

[GhostsArReel]

make a 2 grils 1 cup parody jason, freddy and the cup

[principedevampiro]

"Eyes....One!"

Love that quote xD,

btw did you guys hear about Terrordrome?

[JokucFromBFME]

hahahaha dirty Jason..

So guys have you seen the clip "jason in talkshow"?

Maybe there should be a "Jason and the 3 babes" after all :D

[kittykissychrissy]

I would Date Jason totally

[demon91]

That's the best Jason costume I've ever seen.

[jefferycrewson]

hahaha nice vid man omg lol make more

[Menddraeda]

jason is sexy

[Christopherkelly1888]

it would work better if the computer was on

I spotted this at 0:53

[SlipKnotIOWAmasks]

to be correct jason was 6 foot 4 inches

[nilocthecoyote]

lmao that was great

[DatBoyJason]

nice chevy workin gloves lol jk

[2009killacam]

chevy gloves lol

[RockerGirl979]

'im not in to that freaky shit!' lol this vid was hilarious! make more!!

[megavazrim12]

kool

[mastaharro]

eyes black are you well grade yes are you handsome...........nope no one really likes him

[Cardshark128RS]

i didnt know jason was a chevy fan

[theilluminatedeye]

What is that music?

[RCWMediaWorks]

@theilluminatedeye A track titled The Unknown from an adjustable music library.

[darklugia20]

michael myers registering mike:body type 7'0 (7 foot) 213lb hair color black

[FlowerSmasher1]

"ah hell no, this is bullshit!"<--thats wat i would say! lol!

[SlipKnotIOWAmasks]

"mmmmh.. so sexy... so dirty..." HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

[xramonesx731]

the computer isnt on

[ShouanDamien]

Jason is a baldy. xD. That what he says.

[1313TommyGun]

Love it ^^ Love the cute Jason and the dog imagery ~ XD

[Daniels1999]

lol he has chevrolet gloves

[Erybabe1992]

jason is catagorized under sexy... lmao

[Erybabe1992]

tht was funny... lol... jason is awesome especially with those chevy gloves, haha

[12Saintsrow]

Jason fucking rules. Deserves an award for "Most Influential Slasher"

[RoseoftheRevolution]

Big LOL :) this has to be my fave jason video on here , great job ^_^

[BugAgony]

Anyone enticed by those creepy eharmony ads needs help or a thousand cuts. Meanwhile advertisers find new ways to cater to a surprisingly large group of people who want to be replaced by vapid, smiling, 29-dimensional, curiously soundless doppelgangers.

[deathkil27]

Are you Sexy?

Jason: So sexy, So Dirty

[RickCheizelton]

weak sauce

[BK2LUMBY4UUrs]

No wonder he never talks holy crap.

[zodiacgirl01]

Poor Jason 

[yourfaceismissing]

1:19 *eye twitch*

[SpenceWedum]

LMAO Funny! :)

[AnimalLover4100]

"are u patient?"

he should of said "Hell no"

[joker4676]

that wus fery good lol

[SilDave1]

LMFAO "so sexy....so dirty..." 1:20

[furguson187]

i will help you jason you rock

[megann3tears]

haha i would date that jason:D

[hottie736baby]

@megann3tears id date him to

[miranda785]

i cant even jog a mile in 7 minutes

[giarose45]

oh hell no this is bullshit that part idont think he sound that mad

[tehevilcheez]

Not that im saying it was a bad vid but... doesn't Jason have the mind of an 11 year old? cuz that's how old he was when he drowned, so his body grew but his brain didn't or sumthing like that, i don't remember -.-... good vid though :-).

[ChickenHuntin13]

ahhhh, so sexy, Are you dominant? I'm not into that freaky shit... LOL

[AvastPirateGirl]

hahaha i got that same thing :/

[kpopjpopfan]

lmao

"do you get angry easily?"

No..

lol

[airrunwesker]

Nice guy... doesn't talk much! Started talking about Jason is Space (JX) and he sort of freaked out on me!

[sparklywiggle122]

Mmmm. I would date him. ANYDAY, :DDD

[warriorangel2010]

dang id do that to and get told the same thing

[sskilla543211]

my real name is Jason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CoolittleProductions]

jason is cute in a scaring way =, however

it would be sooooo cool to be the friend of a serial killler

[ArmyAng3l]

I WOULD DATE HIM! : D

[TheCodymunk111]

e-harmony: are you sexy?

jason: hmmmm o yes so sexy

lmfao!!!!

[CoolittleProductions]

at 1:20 - 1:26, wtf is he doing???????

[UmbraSword]

@CoolittleProductions Rubbing his chest, I would imagine. xD

[Slaser4l1fe]

i dont care, i would still date him, Jason's fuckin sexy

[101carrie101]

I get angered easly

[ekiouja]

chevys rule ToYOTA SUCKs

[ekiouja]

are you sexy lol oh so sxy lol 5/5

[XolyssaXo12393]

yeah this vid wasnt funny at all. it was rly stupid

[mightyguy100]

This is sooooooo funny!!!

[meismeplusme]

well maybe he talks while hes alone but not when people are around. you know? to appear cooler.

Btw-lol, jason would kill his date anyways xD

[thaFunction]

@meismeplusme dude , if u think. hes a virginD:

[Menddraeda]

@meismeplusme no...he didnt kill me.... >_>

[KISSfan567]

The one thing all mass murders fear....

[gurlygurl4ever]

that video sucks get a life faget

[CactusNews]

What in the hell is a faget?

[teamPoland19]

it is a gay dude

[vaNgeLa5]

i LOVE JASONNN

[MichaelMyers1011]

I love where he thows the fake hand off the labtop.HA!!!!

[hykjygkkjy]

lol "plez try again later?oh hell no this is bullshit"rofl

[sadraw8]

OMFG GREAT JOB! i would so reply to his e-harmony questions I HEART JASON! XD

to bad... i loved it make anouther one please you have a gift for this stuff!

[TheJoshuaWinfield]

The computer screen was black. Huh?

[emilyzylaandian]

jason dont talk

[UndeadRomp]

HAHA, LOVE IT! You really did your homework on this one...

[Mrnasty37]

lmao!

[ROHTNA1991]

lol is that Crazy Ralph's head?

[jamiem1]

"Oh hell no, this is bullshit!" LMFAO!

[MissMichaelMyers]

LMFAO XD .. dont worry jason ill date you >:D

[FluffyWoofles]

@MissMichaelMyers HES MINE >:U

[MissMichaelMyers]

hes mine O: , you can date michael or freddy v_v but jason is mine :D mwuahahhaahahaa >:D

[dynamiteT1]

so why is ur name missmichael myers lol

[MissMichaelMyers]

because im having a affair :D xD

[dynamiteT1]

wow lol

[SPYDDET]

yeah... so sexy... so dity...

[TheLorola]

does he have chevrolet gloves?lol

[nXsJinRoh]

hes trying to style for the avatar pic man, for the ladys :D!

[xK1NGxOFxCLASHx]

poor dog

[yankeesownyou1016]

lmao

[poconopixie]

THIS IS HILAREOUS!!!!

[gretchandgurd]

watch our vids? :) you know you wannaaa

[RedorDeadsniper40]

he talks!?!

[drummeruno80]

bnmnb

[radical228]

this is where it started jason gets pissed and kills ppl bc of e harmoney haha.

[cenavicky5454]

A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE HAHA NOT INTO ANY OF thAT FREAKY S###

[chikens103]

SO SEXY SO DIRTY :)))

[jpdevine05]

so who won???

[sillypotato9067]

eharmony

[BloodyBunniez]

Lol, are those Ford gloves?

[corwin11412]

he never talks. ??? ???

[Evzfire13]

Lol

"I can WALK a mile in 7 mins."

Lol, he never runs.

[moviedude22]

do you enjoy helping others? yeeeesss! hahaha

[divasas765]

lol yea right!

[robertaplantledzep]

lol five stars for sexy jason!!!

[princessgreenday]

so sexy so dirty lolz :)

[jcg1997]

What would his picture be?

[palos402]

THIS IS FUNNY

[ScorpionFan9908]

hell no this is bull shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahah

[litlemacwwefan]

ha ha w8t so thats why jason kills everyone and he has all thoes bodys in he lair

[Cotrad13]

eyes.....none... lol

[redneckcop3]

jason with some chevy gloves on. Hell yeah. Even jason loves chevy.

[ekiouja]

yay if only he hi people with a nice big chevy

[VideoGameSpeed]

@redneckcop3 Because Jason's "Like a rock"

[MrCellodude]

haha i cracjed up when tosses the hand off his keyboard five stars

[Linkinparkbtl]

lmao! im not in to that freaky shit!

[Kommykazeshrimp]

agreed, sequel is him on a rampage at e-harmony HQ, matching his fists with their entrails

[crystal15000]

this is epic

[paBoricua922]

hell no this is bullshit XD

[paBoricua922]

do u find urself sexy.....oh so sexy so dirty hahahahahahahahahahaha XD

[InuYashaSapphire]

i hate eharmony they never shutup about it on tv i hope jason destroys the ceo of that company

[kirsion]

lmao

[Energydemon730]

hahaha xD "aww hell no, this is bullshit."

[cheapcape]

Good Jason / E-harmony spoof. I like the last line best "Hell no. This is bullshit!" lol!