Jay Chou - 七里香 (18+ version)

[hahamemm]

”骑李湘“ 哈哈哈哈！！one of the best videos ever made, so much talent!

[bachlasation]

我好似聼到有走音BO

[iskaoutsider]

kereeeeeeeeeeeen abizzzzzzzzz

[SSPSMovieMakr]

Bigfatlp, why the hell do you have this

[ifarmpandas]

@SSPSMovieMakr Jay Chou #1

[ifarmpandas]

@SSPSMovieMakr Jay Chou #1

[ifarmpandas]

@SSPSMovieMakr Jay Chou too OP



[luvnitanita]

lmao... lyrics.

[lightoflothlorien]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make something like this for jay chou's other famous songs

[xsomebodyx]

This lyricist should get a medal.

[Arcanasification]

我笑不出 =3=

周董啊 TT

[Ecmila]

正式發行版

[MrBullsh1t]

Wait what... so this movie clip is about sex??? i don't get it :(

[TheForrestHump]

@MrBullsh1t the original lyric is elegant and beautiful, but some guy just twisted it lulz

[NakaAmi8393]

Could anyone tell me what 18+ here *__* ?

Sorry i can't understand Chinese~

[TheForrestHump]

@NakaAmi8393 basically the elegant lyric of this song is twisted into something erotic (in Chinese of course)

[helspectre]

dude this is genius, its not grammatically contrived and it makes sense and really sounds similar. people need to grow a sense of humor.

[devilmaycry0917]

哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!

[kawaiisakuchan]

lol i cant read everything, (at chinese school they dont teach us words used to describe sex LOLOL =.=) can someone translate this into english? hahahahahaa

[harryzyy]

@kawaiisakuchan just read some pornography in chinese; trust me, ur chinese improves fast

[olivialau88]

i hate now a day pop music, which is full of sex, drugs... jay chou's music is truly MUSIC that is so emotionally rich- definetley a great idol and singer.

[jacky2282115]

@olivialau88 you are right

[0113vincent]

@olivialau88 dude, i think your comment should have been in the formal version of it. that would be way much better.

[ybh1231]

wow....*_*

[ThebeautifulPeople2b]

WTF >> dont mess with seriously beautiful songs.

[azncoffee1]

jiji

[tearsfood]

Fucking retards, Beautiful songs being messed up.

[TheDjerkovic]

It's funny because iof the sex joke but also it's kind of slagging him for his slurring and less than clear enunciations.

[prayerfdy3]

chinese.

[teenracer16657]

lol?

[mpzhuhaojie]

汉字真是博大精深啊，哈哈哈

[MeoGiaGianXao]

18+ ver??? Why??? I can't understand =='

[VermisM]

@MeoGiaGianXao Read the subtitles. Loooooooool.

[MeoGiaGianXao]

18+ version???? Why??? I can't understand :-O

[AisleLoveYew]

kanasai!

[clasperj]

Isn't that the original lyrics? I don't see any changes lol

[ThePENDRAGON666]

Oh wow, this IS a 18+ version. A modified version of Jay Chou's Qi Li Xiang! lol

[vivilemon24]

哈哈，拜託，台灣人講話有口音，就像東北人的口音，山東人的口音­， 廣東人的口音，這跟你說的什麽”咬字不清“ 一點關係都沒有！。

反倒是大陸的人，那些主持人每天講話都都不知道是什麽話，明明沒­有那樣子的口音還硬裝的一口台灣腔。我外婆看的中國大陸電視臺都­是那樣子，噁心死了。

[palinoffice]

你出現在我濕的每一夜

[Chauzard]

Lyrics are wrong....but Jay Chou is A LEGEND

[rl520]

@Chauzard obviously, as the title says lmao, he changed the lyrics

[Chauzard]

@rl520 LOL haha I get it now after reading the lyrics closely.

[Jasutinkun]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[happyperson199]

ewwww...so wrooong!0.0

[BreaPerson]

0__o

[cken77]

現代人唱歌連字都咬不準, 就導致這種歌詞的出現

[kaiwachan]

@cken77

周杰倫賣既風格本身就係咁架啦...

[eggthedictator]

Indeed Jay Chou sings the lyrics like this!

[dynamitegrace]

I wish i can read whats written in subtitles, coz i dont know what they are saying porno about the song..if he can play the words, can he also translate it in english?...after then, i can make my comment..

[aznmasterx]

我接着泻hahaha, Brilliant yet fking disgusting hahaha

[RareJadeForest06]

I don't get why this is 18 and up? What porno??

[Draagonfiire121]

@RareJadeForest06

It's the subtitles that the person put on there. He or she played on the words (used different characters that sound basically the same) Jay sung and made the song sound rather nasty.

[RareJadeForest06]

@Draagonfiire121 haha thank you so much for the reply! God I wish I knew Mandarin!!!

[ytncpyt]

你侮 辱他的歌?

[ytncpyt]

你侮辱他的歌?

[Goononymous]

诗的美一页 （湿的每一夜）

普通話的歷史發展…為了方便滿人學習改為只有四個音調…

換作是保留大量古漢語特色的粵語(9個音節-細分可以有11個?­)就不會有這個問題

[J0kerofHearts]

what are hte lyrics to this song? everyone says they are nice, but i don't understand hahaha

[orlester]

咁順口=333333333=

[orlester]

=333333= 咁順口

[alienfreaklol]

好变态！可是我喜欢哈哈哈哈哈哈哈　。。

[VermisM]

oh god lololololol

[wc0912a]

中文真的是很奇妙。。。 诗的美一页 （湿的每一夜）。。。

[superailinnn]

FTW 

[moonfarious]

LOLOL this is so wrong

[zeus102808]

chennel B

FTW!!!!

[strawberrygirl6969]

respect

[SyntheticDreamCaster]

lol no wonder this guy has one video and still on 1 video, poor bastard felt stupid so he doesn't get on now HAH!!!

[bob8jeff]

...the heck?? -.-'' fail

[xxliltiffygurlxx]

hahah im just enjoying the music since i cant read chinese :D

[complimentarity]

who the fucking guy compiling this song?

[m117zerozhang]

I see it twice.

[ramesethethird]

This is SOOO WRONG!!!

[FlyingWolfWings]

YOU ARE SICK!!!!! :P but it was creative none the less... BUT THAT IS STILL SICK!!!

[demon0192]

LOLOLOL...

[LovelyYTRocks]

>drink my water

Lol.

[gladion00]

LOL misheard lyrics

[PaperHeartz321]

Can someone tell me why this is 18+?

I don't understand... :S

[stupidzhangjiayi]

@PaperHeartz321

lawl..

he changed jay chou's perfect lyrics and used the fact that he doenst pronounce words clearly and changed the lyrics into a super sick minded story. its not worth finding out the meaning if you dont understand it..

[2cerlinda2]

@PaperHeartz321 oh because he changed the original romantic lyrics to lyrics all about sex. please find out the correct lyrics, they are really nice. this video is just a prank.

[jessicalilac]

haha well hes difinitely not a virgin

[tiangouq]

lmao what have you done lol

[keostrife]

I cant not understand it! And with me it's totally natural @_o

Guess that the content must be somewhat invole sex:D

[KIPIFUNG]

忍不住看了幾遍,謝片主分享,"現在聽這首歌時也想18+的歌詞­

[cometo2004]

lol

[iAreEspada]

lmao

this made me LOL

hahah

this guy is so pro

this guy deserves a PRO reward

[Flow8194]

lol

[element8865]

lmfao this is so hilarious!! who ever made this up is a genus!!

[tingman101]

Yes!!this song mean the sexsual intercourse between 2 persons until wet(sperming) in the night mission ,be obscene and porn moderately music .It .truth of

human being,enjoy to listen it, then limit the audience must age 18 year go up,I just summarize translated from this song substance. OK

[iceartic25]

this encourages me to learn chinese

[apeape231]

WAIT WAIT WOAHHHH what happened?

is it all in the chinese? cuz i cant read chinese and im canto...therefore...i dont get it.

anyone care to explain?....please?

[shaoiliu]

WTF???? im a huge mofo Jay fan, even i found this funny as hell

[Bakalar]

argh. i'm chinese, love jay's songs, can sing them. but i cant understand chinese characters! HAHAH!

[ultraqq]

This is what a real love song should be.

[wc0912a]

I wonder has Jay himself watched this production...

[00LightningWolf00]

great job..hilarious!

[MrDanieltang]

氧化鈣（cao靠）

[gtahalo137]

@xerecnal Wow,no offend but are you blind or something?Aren't the title say 18+?I guess no matter what race you are,you should know what is the meaning of 18+ right?

[Swimming413]

Hey ... 屌不屌 ?

[hueyx19]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH. THIS IS BRILLIANT AND AWESOMELY FUNNY. THE GUY IS DAMN SMART.

[duanlimian]

草他媽真雞巴惡搞，中國出淫才啊

[SLTalent]

真牛！！！

[xXKittyDollXx]

I love how everyone gets so upset ! XD i can't help but laughing my ass off...

[zutto911]

please post english lyric someone

[imUrViewer]

altho u messed up the song, but thumbs up for ur talents lol.

[snsryovrlod]

Rare talent, Respect.

[tellittomonday]

I don't get how it's inappropriate O_O

[emeraldmorn]

@tellittomonday I think its the chinese text on the screen that is sexually explicit. But since I cannot read chinese, I don't know... I can only wonder what Jay whispered to the girl at the end

[XiaoMoLi00]

I FEEL BAD LAUGHING. L-LOL POOR JAY.

[ChingstahJJ]

shits supposed to be understood exactly this way.. and no other!

[shishila]

U are a fucking talent! keep up the great work!!! LOL

[shishila]

U are a fucking talent! hahahaha

[YIyiYI789]

omg==

[ACM1899Rossoneri]

Don't mess up this song, it's an awesome song!

[laicheekong]

wad a nice new lyrics is that.

hahaz

[laicheekong]

wad a nice new lyrics is that.

hahaz

[chgw01]

lol pure genius

[cloudxpeaches]

loveeeeeeee~!

[caonimaable]

太有才了

[caonimaable]

WOW u going to cry now

[gtahalo137]

@xerecnal since you don want to see your own idol got humililate,why you bother to come ==

[2229286]

超搞笑!

[lindagirll]

不好意思，纯属路过

[feixiangz123]

我操， 太他妈有才了

[DaBusUncle]

你是我唯一想要的靚姊~~!

[ACM1899Rossoneri]

18+?

And, so many of the words are wrong...

[msaddict123]

psh u dont get ithaha

[ACM1899Rossoneri]

@msaddict123 I meant that the words are written wrong, not that the words make no sense. 我因该知道的。

[vicious321]

who thought of this???? OMFG this is so wrong

[811104freedom]

-口-...

[pandawhite9]

What a sexy song!

[nowhy1204]

李湘太杯具了。。。

[MegaKratos100]

人家唱的歌好听就好了吗，搞这么都花样做什么？get a life

[gtahalo137]

@MegaKratos100 If we do not have a life,how could we comment or change the sub?It's just for fun,joy and laughter,don't take it seriously.

[pandacamp]

haha Jay know that this is out? i wouldnt doubt it tho, tho news in taiwan shows everything!

[xcryingwolvesx]

hows it 18+ ???o.o

[crackerjack113]

@xcryingwolvesx

the lyrics have been changed in subs

[ACM1899Rossoneri]

@crackerjack113 I second that.

[ACM1899Rossoneri]

@crackerjack113 I second that.

[shiromist]

THIS IS SO SO WRONG!!!! it turn into a perfect love song into the perfect porno intro song -.-

[secretwmp]

@shiromist haha, but it's funny

[monkeynailz]

@shiromist im not watching to the end after seeing this comment :s

what happened/

[jimmy8900000]

@shiromist thats the point lmao

[gotentk4]

@shiromist i dont see the porno intro!!

[nemae2]

can i get an english translation of this?

thanks

[BloodplusRules1]

what is this song called

[jmaungmaung]

Common Jasmin Orange or in chinese 七里香 by Jay Chou

[NorveNPC]

@BloodplusRules1 Errr.. may u can called it " 7 miles" -.-

[XiaoLongNui]

lol blah i fail to understand mando. i usually understand something by reading the lyrics but I guess I don't really seem to understand the imappropiate parts cause I can't read every word ahaha

[BUSHAMEN]

This hilarious change of lyrics was made possible largely by Jay's famous (or infamous?) slurry speech when he sings. Don't get me wrong, I love most of Jay's songs and I think he is great, because he took this so well.

[tickishtick]

哈哈哈太好了！！！

[hirotaka555]

lol its +18 because the lyrics have been changed. The big white characters are the edited lyrics. anyway lol its like a porno now

[HeroChouDoraemon181]

i dont understand what so 18+ bout this???

[noobzaebot]

The homonym(same pronounciation, different intonation in Chinese, thus different meaning) of the words may mean inappropriate things.

[Bb0i4L1fE]

oh lmao, i see what u guys are talking about, i dont understand the words, but i see whats going on! xD

[flywildcat]

oh my....

[dragontqh08]

lol nice change of lyrics, but it became rather porn haha (:

[xuci111111]

phhhhtttttt hahaha! Aww ROFL!

[tanbaoer]

Lols, kinda lame .

But funny. haaha.~

[tancosinus]

嘛。。

就因为他咬字不清嘛。。。

还真是蛮对上咯。。

加油？？！！

哈哈！！！！！

[tanwyeshaun]

dis is so cool!!!!!! plus dis kind of jokes turn me up

[555GAMES]

why is it 18+ version?

[darthuwants]

痴線... 笑死我 T^T

[Angelicus2007]

SOS Nice Spoof heaven told Jay Chou to mumble can't help it.

[germing]

actually it's a mocking of Jay's unclear accent, they changed the lyrics into some porn words at the meanwhile they still sound sync to what Jay sings. Which is... uh... at the first time I saw this I thought this is funny, but now... anyway, not at the mood of laughing at this kind of porn jokes.

[TR4J1Kx]

ohh. i see.

i don't get how my comment got thumbed down . =[

[germing]

me either = = as a girl, you should laugh loud at this kind of porn jokes so you could be popular with guys . next time you leave " hahaha funny as hell" maybe everyone will thumbed up on you : ) : ( bored, I'm bored....

[LeonJaaLeonheart]

LOL!

[fanaisdamanace]

OMG

[irwantvideos]

HAHHAHAHHAHA KUDOS!

[vkk23]

hah!超強!

[kiimonatiic]

LOLS>>.

[knife348]

i love it!!i support you die look yan!

[knightx07]

in case ya wondering, this is a spoof version of the song done in chinese, and the lyrics are 18+

and a nice spoof at it:D