DRUNK EMPLOYEE CALLS IN SICK ???

[Lugzeh]

i think he had a stroke

[pcfaulkner]

peter griffins excuse was the best, "hello i cant come into work today i was in a plane crash, my entire family was killed and i am a vegatable, i'll be in tomorrow"

[Dazzler59]

i hope he freaks and comes into work and shoots you

[chrisallenrichie]

I didn't realize strokes came in sizes? If I ever have one I hope it's an extra small.

[Rotneybot]

ROFL! Before this video started, there was a bud light commercial! xD

[hunterziegelmann]

Dude you people are freaking reatrded he just described stomach flu symptoms. the stroke could be from high tempature and the throw up is from stomach flu! He could had been drunk but... He wouldn't had gone to the hospitol.

[tonyurmate]

defo alcohol problem! hope you canned his ass lmao, I worked with a guy who told our boss his grandmother died, he had two days off. the funny thing was our boss rang his mother to say how sorry he was for her loss, she siad "What! ,my mothers not dead!" it was so funny,our boss had a great sence of humour,we had a laugh about it,and my friend didn't loose his job. our foreman however gave out sh**e to this guy,but we are all really good friends. please don't go hard on this guy. hes cool :)

[optimusmikey]

Epic Otter Pelvis Thrust!

[d3tach3d]

He means the guy was drinking the night before and called in the next day with this lame ass excuse.

[TRAVL3R1]

he wasnt drunk.. the message as left at 9:36 am

[JayGooden]

did no one hear him say "Poo Poo over myself" lol what is he 5 years old omg too funny

[aimzer13]

IN THE MESSAGE HE SAYS HE DIDNT GET HOME TILL 10 AND WHEN THE MESSAGE ENDS IT SAYS ITS ONLY 9:36...HAHAHAH...HE DRUNK!!

[Zaspor]

fake I bet

[Reichsadler1]

WTF are with the ads

[SheilaWiegman]

believable

[PinkChocolat07]

my grandfathers have died from strokes so i shouldn't be laughing but that was just so fcuking lame and stupid that i've got tears of laughter

[thatonekidperson123]

@PinkChocolat07 no one was making fun of strokes, they were laughing at what he was saying

[PinkChocolat07]

lmao, he had a stroke but is still able to call you from home----that's just so dumb lol

[whereskim89]

i can work when i have a stroke lol thats priceless

[Humbuggy99]

Could anybody understand the entire message?

[forsee62]

that might be only the second or third time in the history of the world that someone has recorded a video of a previously recorded message...

[ebelingb]

Dude had a stroke? My grandpa had one and called in dead.

[redverter]

Srry about this morning not working. I cant work when I had a stroke, you know what i mean. lol

[solarisman]

what a buffoon !

[15551cue]

blah blah blah....YOUR FIRED!!!!

[mrcool830]

I wounder whut he did that day instead...

[BXBOMBER457]

imagine there wasnt even work that day lol

[jogigooi]

1:10

[MondoReyTV1]

whatta loser he couldn't get through a Friday???

lightweight!

[killuminati63]

fuck your stroke!

[GeminiAzules]

stroke n to the left.. stroke n to the right.. we be strokin!

[killuminati63]

fuckign LOL omg

[GeminiAzules]

@killuminati63 stroken to the east! stroken to the west! stroken to the one that I love the best!

[syxrzacm]

i had a stroke but i'm okay, see ya tomorrow at work... ROFLMAFAO!

[hunili]

your first ones are boring

[hemroyd]

lol he says he did not get home tall 10am but the msg is from 9:36 lol

[egkg75]

10pm 936 am...he called next morning. Oh and I don't know whats worst a screw up employee or a boss that would post this.

[PHATSKOHE]

TOSSER

[crazyyella]

1. if he had a real stroke he'd still be in the hospital. a stroke is far worse than a heart attack.

2. is that an office phone? if that is, it is kind of a sorry excuse for an office area.

[XmarniceX]

you do know this is fake right?

this guy makes funny videos, its not like he's serious that this is real

[M2theIdget726]

Blah blah blah vomit blah blah hospital blah blah blah stroke blah blah stroke blah blah stroke stroke

[Covernant]

I need subtitles.

[zak4one]

same here

[DRWVWVWVWVWVWVWVWVWV]

This is not the "BIG ONE" I wont be joining you Elizbeth. Fred Sandford

[DRWVWVWVWVWVWVWVWVWV]

Did he have a stroke? he said it 3 times and it was over his thumb? LOL

[shotgun5250]

he couldnt have been drunk. he wouldnt have been able to get up at 9:36 haha!

[utuber586]

The stroke is the kicker.

[DesignerDigital]

What happened with the "I'm stuck in traffic for the whole day:" excuse

[evilhandofgod]

Butchy you know he is full of shit. he sounds like he was tosted

[lsxtreme]

i dont hear nothing!!!

[lhscf1]

haha omg that's terrible.

[jel2100]

very funny i now have my next excuse to miss work!

[Tampanda]

I love the voice at the end calmly stating, "Friday, 6:00am"

[heat45jc]

9:36am

[TheDecimalSisters]

its 9:36 am

[GYMMYT]

What a douchbag. Sounds like some lamers I know. Kind of convenient that it's also on a Friday.

[kungdrew]

sounds like he had a late night "stroking" at the bathhouse, a lie is easier to sell if you aren't really lying....

[ToobeYoo]

slight stroke that didn't make me real sick but ugggh I can't work ttyl bye hahaha!

[saddamdontsurf]

Im gonna use that.. sorry I cant make it in. I had a stroke .

[Dllshockk]

oh man what an idiot lol

[tsukasa2k6]

i hope you fired him XD

[sniperserg]

he stroked himself too hard

[LordSirpiko]

just occured to him at 930am to call in after he had ben up all night at the hospital eh?

sounds to me like someone just woke up..

[pantsfalldown]

UR FUCKIN RETARDED DI U NOT JUST HEAR

/???

9:36

YOUR FUCKIN DEFF get off of youtube retard

[LordSirpiko]

you got a lotta balls over the internet eh 'tough guy'

*laughs AT you.*

[pantsfalldown]

lol i was just jokin around and immitating all those fags that freak out for nothing on youtube

[YouTuballs]

Fuck, what if he did have a stroke?

[Moomiiin]

He said he had pissed and vomitted all over him self .. thats not a stroke

[chicagosfinest15]

that guy is a slight stroke

[xxode315]

FUCKIN LIAR

[randelld42]

ok easy solution. Bring doctor excuse.

[rulemarty85]

at least hes ok

not life threatening

[murphman42]

What did he have?

....lol

[jpisani2]

I think that guy may have had a stroke...

[robandbigfan012]

haha no he just had a slight one hahaha

[Mallemaster]

He almsot deserves a day off just for that attempt, that was cute

[princephil69]

"It wasn't a big big one, it was a slight one." Lol!

[showoff713]

man i really hope this guy gets better cause he just had a fucking stroke...not a bad stroke just bad enough that he cant go to work

[tripp136]

did he do that before work and before one of the strokes he said?

[erich168]

I have a contractor that calls in like that at least once a week.

[XtraAC130]

"Uh, I had a stroke last night, then I had a stroke when I woke up and as I was going down the hall I had another stroke and I'm a fucking liar and like free paid days."

[AlienZygote010]

the only stroke he had is what he's doing to his dick sitting on his ass looking at free pr0n rather than being at work

[chaseman12]

that damn stroke!

[hopstop3721]

did he mention he had a stroke?? lol

[FattyDD]

A stroke. Priceless.

[diedreich]

...nuthin serious ya know but i just cant come to work because of the stroke

[phoonsy]

I think he had a stroke!???

[KPIZZLE318]

SOUNDED LIKE RED

[alb517]

lol "im ok, im gonna live" if he wasnt gonna live, would he really be calling in?

[D4268]

Ohhhh... I can't work, you know what I mean? Cause I had a stroke. You know what I mean?

GET WELL SOON LOU!

[oblivion31]

Dennis, did this guy really have a stroke?

And who is he? I can't think of anyone around here named Lou...