Sarah Maizes @ The Comedy Store

[812edward]

She's great & funny.

[BigAndTall666]

So cool that the presenter had to wear a parka, niceee! :-P

[carterhayes23]

Sexy lady

[dinogetz1]

Brilliant brave comedy.

[missrachel83]

she was very funny!

[cff8725]

Great!! Funny women its so hard to find!

[mimochsenbein]

Sarah - remeber me? I know all 3 of those beautiful kids and I laughed my ass off - you always made me laugh though - even during Ben's treatments! Keep it up. Mim

[kiriaka1972]

I have three girls, one very smart and aloof and just gorgeous. She is very unemotional and I thought this was just so hilarious. I love that she wasn't afraid to say things...pushed it with cerebral palsy...loved this.

[dobbike1]

pretty good material....some of the delivery could use some work. She has major sex appeal which will help with the short comings....just ask Dane Cook.

[humilde7777]

great job. bravo!!!

[boggleywoman]

oh my goodness, absolutely wonderful. i don't really understand people posting negative comments here, if you don't like it don't watch it and go about your day. i though it was very witty and insightful and i have hardly any point of reference being a 20 year british girl - proves that good comedy is appreciated by everyone.

well done

[1essentialmisery]

People without kids will never find this funny. I think it's hilarious.

[zeffii]

i dont have kids, and i get it :)

[redcherry17]

wow id hate to have a mom like her. if i was one of those twins she had id ask for an abortion. better to be dead then be born to someone like that.

[redcherry17]

sure you say its just a joke...its comedy but...i thought its supposed to make people laugh

[DumblyBrilliant]

She's a mom and she has three kids...Big deal! I'm a dad with four kids (pauses for a round of applause so I can give a smug grin)

[christhemountain]

HAVING KIDS IS FUNNY

[murraychat]

Sarah, you are hysterically funny. Your clip makes me want more. You look fabulous in the plain dark dress. If you ever get into working-mother material, please do something with the oatmeal-at-your-desk problem, remember? Love, PH

[jakeyz123]

hey kids are gunna grow up fucked in the head for sure.. what kid wants to hear their mother say that she didn't want them.. and shes so vulgar. DISGUSTING. My word is law.

[JannyMouse]

Funny! The Lenny Bruce of motherhood. It takes talent to make people laugh about some of this stuff - but holy cow, ya gotta laugh somehow, or become Super Victim!

Bravo.

[graves1313]

Funny but from what I've seen of some Moms these days more truth than comedy! Heaven help the next generation

[ronagrl]

Very funny love it

[sandarwarrior]

Funny funny!! Parenting is just that crazy -- and I've done it twice -- 20 yrs apart! (yes, I've certifiably insane!) Nothing like kidding around abt your children and your lack of parenting skills (why don't they come with an instruction booklet or owners manual??) to help relieve the stress.

[Ryuseikun]

Not my kind of humor, therefore I really didn't find it funny.

[Stopglobalizationnow]

Stop overpopulating the world with your children! Once the technological singularity is reached they will wish they were never born!

[42luv]

hi, I also have twins, they are my 3rd and 4th children,(my second child also has some of those aspberger traits). I totally loved your take on the real response to finding out you are having 2 instead of 1!! When I was pregnant the first time I wanted twins but was told that the likelihood of that happening was impossible. So when I saw the 2 heads on the screen, I basically went into shock for the next few days. Bravo to you for surviving their toddlerhood! (even with the nanny, LUCKY!!)

[DoaRules]

it was kinda funny.

[vevebabe]

funnyy!

[ranger13461]

You are a funny bitch!

[DomesticGod]

haha, funny clips! would love to get some feedback on the clips i put up, send me a comment! it would really help me out.

this isn't the show itself, it's just four short clips that'll tell you a bit about me, the show and a sample of what might be in it.

cheers dan

[unclegt]

Funny, briliant, smart.

[Chinamerican]

LoL, loved it. Don't let the haters get to you baby - they're probably frat guys that would pay to lick Dane Cook's balls.

P.S. Buy a crystal to light up your pot. Those fumes from the bic lighters are horrible for you. That and when the time comes, you can have a little science lesson with your daughter - prisms for optics and THC for chem.

[twohatesomuch]

im a father....i thought it was funny cause most likely 1/2 of what she said was real to her....pretty funny to me

[mjmcd]

Goes to show, women can't do comedy

[DonkeyofHeaven]

You probably just don't know what a sippy cup is.

[goryuugirl]

haha. so true.

[thethresh]

MILF.

[jomarkdave]

i've yet to find a funny female comedian

[Fuckssakeman]

Boring.

[danakelley]

it is funny because thats what we are really feeling.

[fuzzynolan]

Joking around about things is one thing but if that is what people are "REALLY" feeling about being a mom and being blessed with having children...that is the saddest thing....

[danakelley]

yes children are a blessing but funny comments or thoughts come out of times when your overwhelmed or stressed not all of us can be the perfect parent who never makes a mistake or gets tired. They are not realistic thoughts thats what makes them fuuny

[ddt35000]

very funnny keep up the hard work sapphirerose2008 she a better mom than you

[carpiopapworth]

oooh momma

[crankopotamus]

Love it.  Very funny.

[LIONDORNYC]

SHARP WITTY HUMOR!!! GREAT.

[tikikim]

Chill people. Shes a comedian, not a bad Mom.

[BamBamBillay]

Hmmmm edible.

[ptownsteve]

milf.

[luigii1986]

I think you are great and to the comment from sapphirerose2008 hello clearly you dont get comedy this women is not a bad mother cause she jokes about kids thats what comedy is about. she is probably a great mum.

[pongman]

timing is off.

[sapphirerose2008]

Me and my husband don't think its funny at all. She is a very bad mother and seems to be proud of it. Its like she hates being a mother. I feel sorry for her kids.

[frizzy23]

It's just a joke...

[Lui99]

Got some good stuff... and charm... :)

[KingCove]

Funny stuff, but you performed at the Comedy Store so expect Carlos Mencia to be using your act sometime in the near future.

[vatsi]

Wow, funny and HOT. Nice combo!

[dbuggy]

How insecure do you have to be to use your PhD as a comeback....

[szergejcucu]

jude

[lousterc]

lol, i love it. i'm a twin and yes, my mum was pretty pissed too when she found out the "good" news!

[jwizzle611]

it was funny but if your kids see this wont they be like omg my moms a hater?

[JesiDangerously]

lol is your vagina broken? ha, I love it.

[blacklacelove]

dude you rock! some parts were duds, some were okay, and then some were just HILARIOUS

[georgekane17]

yo that shit was awesome

if liked this video yoall ull love my video

[soumonism]

completely brilliant. best woman comedian ive seen, and ive seen a few.

[Jeluxus]

LOLLERSKATERS

[azarli13]

this is sooo funny

[wasabiupdanose]

canned audience

[lawendyt]

i was there, she rocked!

[wings4u2fly]

Sarah... you're good. More please.

[mamayama2]

"How a Mom Looks When She Discovers She's Having Twins"...you nailed it. Great!

[Kupotek]

Parts were rough but overall you're adorable, you're funny, and I love ya. I'm jewish so easy to connect with you.. so many great jewish comedians though: Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, Bill Maher, and now Sarah Maizes :)

[kidballistic]

Mom with three kids, Hmmm... actually I was thinking- dang that cooch must be beat up.

[mfte260]

Love it! Great Jewish humor. You really nailed those playdate moms!

[haquearsh1]

wow... thats ASOME COMEDY; hope u go far in this

[mrklp]

This was cliche and completely unfunny. Stick to welfare + single momism, comedy is not for you bitch.

[jaycowart]

like intelligence is not for you. you probably don't understand a lot of things

[Fredricon]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[randomguy12345678910]

lol

[chalsiewalsienohow]

this was actually very funny, is she new? i love the way people are offended because they can't understand how a woman could joke about disabilities, 'i mean, aren't women supposed to be caring and nurturing?? she's such a bad example...'

[younght38]

llol

[nonstopnicole]

Well, I'm a cancer survivor and think that Denis Leary's "No Cure for Cancer" is the most hilarious standup I've ever seen. It's comedy. Comedy is about making fun of people.

[hdanovich]

if you like this check out pottygirl and pottygirl2

[hanyouchris]

lol i needed that pick-me-up XD lmao i love the summer camp bit

[guinealover89]

ur hilarious!!! you should go on comedy central!

[iluvthecolourpink]

Pucker ! needed cheering up... wish I looked like her and i've only had the one child...

[topchoices]

Very funny next generation of Erma Bombeck. Nice to hear female rare comic.

[topchoices]

Very funny and hopefully tongue in check. am waiting to be a Great Grandma, but my daughter has a spanish speaking nanny and a Jewish nursery school.

[LisaTurtle11]

Apple Pucker!!! hahahahahaha Sorry that just cracked me up

[hinata9312]

Wow. . . you're hot!

[hardcorebrat62]

Twisted Mom comedy...I love it!! I look forward to hearing more. All these years I have been saying crazy sh@% about being a Mom and I got many laughs but just thought I should keep it between me and those who might "understand". Youre very cool to just let it fly...it works. Count me as a fan.

[sarngate]

pretty funny, definetly made me lol at some points.

[smaizes]

Thank you!

[chevere30]

MILF

[smaizes]

Thanks!

[karlaeminemfan]

lmao funny funny.

heh my little brother has asperger syndrome too. Huge vocab.

[nachoz4321]

Funny, funny, funny. I'd spank that hot mother, bring it one smoking babe! And after 3 kids, damn, my wife with no kids doesn't look like this hottie.

[bobbendick]

It really warms my heart to see such a beautiful and talented woman be SO GOD DAMN FUNNY!!  Love ya baby! -Bob

[brooster007]

Wow Sarah, who'd have thought, a mom can be cool AND funny. You are great. I hope to see you live soon!

XOXO-Fryda

[duncanbiscotti]

woah... baby... and i know you..big kisses

mickey