How To Make the Perfect Sandwich

[somebooooody94]

Great, now I'm hungry.

[Mario53161]

How to Make the Perfect Sandwich

Step 1: make a sandwich.

Step 2: Eat it

Did you know: that a school bus is yellow

[Guitarsearcherxgen]

Gotta show my gf this

[TheRedwolf11]

I got ham and white bread...

[MiamisDog]

But how did they put the bread buns together? They didn't show that!

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

why was she deep throating a slice of meat at he end of the video?

[FireworksFormat]

That's a crapload of work for a sandwich.

[XareSoft]

eww

[MrUlug89]

I'm Muslim I dont eat bacon

[NathanSnyder13]

@MrUlug89 thanks for letting us know!

[MrUlug89]

@NathanSnyder13 I expected thumbs up but unfortunately (((

[tigathon]

damn im hungry.....

[isaacsvideo]

why am i watching a video on how to make a sandwich 

[Psychopath141]

Am i deaf or he just said Sliced Jesus ?

[WhatYooLookingAt]

@Psychopath141 sliced jesus :)

[littlefrank90]

i got trolled on 9gag

[ToonandAnime]

The only perfect sandwich is the lord karnage sandwich



[sverror]

"Without having to scrub pots or pans"..."Bacon"

Sure! Raw bacon sandwiches for everyone!

[WhosLoki]

Step 1.

go to subway.

step 2. eat sammich.

step 3. get yourself a woman.

[SKEEZIN08]

yup im way too lazy for that just give me a sandwich wrap lol...tortilla,meat,sandwich spread,cheese,lettuce,roll and bite simple n delicious...

[cattyhat28]

Oh my god I m so 😄 no chain letter from what I can 👀 usual those scare me 💩less.one time one said that mom was gonna 😲 and I was like 7 when I read so I freak out😱 and 😭ed a lot please don't respond 2 this with a chain letter or I will faithfully troll u I have 2 much free time 😥

[Frungi]

Generic sexist remark because sexism is funny.

[noble04081995]

AWESOME DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! :) YEAH!

[DjawadF]

Make me one Woman!

[silentswan12]

watch closely boys

[eziapril]

The best sandwich is a plain ham & cheese........damn!

[ojisthebomb1]

See Jenna This is How You Make One.

[Anonymusq]

She knows where a woman's place is.

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

I WANT. But its like 3:00 in ther morning. -.-

[furryfriend12345]

i searched this video just to see the funny jokes about women

[finiteasylum]

Re-title this as "How to make a sandwich, for women".

[manderitup]

I hope that by "thinly sliced cucumber" you mean pickle...

[omegaxys]

you will need: victim, knife

step 1:kill victim

step 2: take sandwich

step 3: hide the body

did you know: I like pie.

[zJamyyHD]

woaaah how do women do this?! 

[kagara121]

WTF happened to just a ham sandwich???

[TheAuraDesign]

DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HAVE A SISTER YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

@TheAuraDesign did you know if you're a grown up you dont need a sister and you can do it yourself or have a wife or kids do it for you

[xsue9]

Watch and learn boys....watch and learn...

[TheJenBong]

How to Make the Perfect Sandwich

You will need: a girlfriend, wife, or anything with boobs on them

Step 1: Tell her to make you a sandwich.

Step 2: Eat the sandwich.

Did you know: that a basketball bounces?

[ProfieHater]

@TheJenBong you forgot to have a kitchen

[Esorassen]

@TheJenBong so even a fat guy with boobs?

[Igonkeelchu]

@Esorassen Those are MOOBS, jeez, leard your vocab, man!

[apmaudu]

@TheJenBong LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[EyyItsMimi]

does that one toothpick work for u because i need like five!!

[PvtZrobo]

@EyyItsMimi its not supposed to hold it together

[EyyItsMimi]

@PvtZrobo go to 1:35 and tell me its not suppose to hold it together again!!

[HaloKittycat3]

take notes girls

[HelvedSnooty]

for fucks sake its Herbs, HERBS goddamnit!!

[rebeccaa67e]

@HelvedSnooty DID YOU HEAR THE WAY HE SAID OREGANO D:

[benlaneconnor]

This is just a goldmine of women jokes...

[iluvyou4ever113]

i dont like olives.......

[aglover360]

How come the woman eats the sandwich?

[MattJTV]

The quick perfect sandwich. Ingredients: peanut butter, jelly, bread

[AYedomakha]

Perfect sandwich .. = Nutela , bacon , bacon ,bacon , chocolate SAAWSE , jack daniels SAWSSSEEE , bread ?

haters you getting weak and i am bulking up with diabetes and heart disease

[CHADE47lol]

@AYedomakha chocolate and bacon? eww yuck!

[jessicalove2246]

i was trying to find a yummy sandwich to make and cliked this "d@m1t its howcast"=(

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[PhantomAct]

and u wonder why ppl have cancer?

[DrVexify]

howcast......we meet again

[kalle9595]

OMFG IM HUNGRY>=3

[SumDuDe34]

The heavy disagrees.

[Sylvester3099]

Heavy: WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH!? ignore Howcast? GOOD IDEA!

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Sandwhiches aren't real food u honkies

[HyproneXXIII]

atleast the woman knows her place.



[movie627]

Step 1 Walk to the store

Step 2 Buy a sandwich

Step 3 Eat it

Step 4 Wait for dinner

[movie627]

ahsfdfsa.... Sandwich :P ASffadfgag...

[rosepink124]

lol thats a waste of time i just slap some ham and cheese together on bread and wala my perfect lunch .-.

[bullet0tears]

ARGH NOW IM HUNGRY

[PhoenixKing0617]

Wait why is she eating the sandwhich?

[johnTRAN93]

Her husband is gona get mad....

[BlueberryBunnyxoxo]

I want to know HOW she got those 2 halves together without everything falling out -.-

[aGoodDaySunshine]

What does that woman think she's doing out of the kitchen...

[Crazybenjiwoo]

drizzle on may o afro its in the packing ?? lolwut.

[HLecterPHD]

Finally, an easy to follow instructional video.

Been trying to make one of these 'sandwich' things for ages.

Now I know how.

[ApplesAreSweet]

SO MUCH SHIT FOR A SANDWHICH.

1. bread

2. put peanut butter

3. fold in half

DOUBLE THE SANDWHICHES

[RuskiHomie]

lolol white trash in the kitchen... just where they belong

[sushant2095]

Step- 1: Close the video and go to Subway.

[koopatrev]

ewwww vegetables

[spongemas765]

How to make the Perfect Sandwich

Step 1: Take 2 slices of bread

Step 2: Put ham or turkey and cheese in it

Step 3: Add Bacon Strips

*REPEAT STEP 3 UNTIL SATISFIED

[Micolnator]

This video is most popular with:

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

Male 18-24

MEN, Y U SO LOSE MANLYHOOD?

[Adsdfagan]

gay

[MysticalxxWolf]

Make me a samich!

[ccsoffthewall]

Step 1: Put ham on a piece of bread.

Step 2: Put on cheese on bread.

Step 3: put them together

Step 4: eat it

[123muxic]

Er, wouldn't it be easier to slap on some peanut butter and jelly on two pieces of bread?!

[pricture]

/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs

[fjdiazb]

Wrong!

Step 6, let the sandwich rest while you take a beer out of the fridge and bring both of them to your man

[Johnhardman011]

step one: go to subway

[marupage83]

let me sum this up for you guys

Engineer: heavy how do i make sandvich

Heavy: All you have to do is take a cup of flour add it to the mix, now just take something sweet not sour a bit of salt just a pinch, baking these treats is such a sinch, and a teaspoon of bologna, add a little more and you count to four and you never get your filla! SANDVICH! So moist and delicious! SANDVICH! I'M COMING FOR YOU! SANDVICH! SANDVICH! SANDVICH!

[vrad9950]

Woman are good at 70 things 1. sandwiches 2. and 69

[TeamKaiba]

drizzle on the mayo and- THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[haaileydawn368]

make me a sanwich bitch ,

[xXavenger42Xx]

Gotta show my girlfriend this. She sucks at making sandwiches...

[Alistar1213]

how the hell did i even end up here...? -_-

[1Martinmeza]

good now stay in that kitchen 

[koopatrev]

this takes longer than what i used to do

[camogirl141]

why was this in my recommendations? Im single 

[iseeyouyonder]

Who the hell would wait 10 minutes for a sandwich to rest?

[dmehling]

How is the olive and toothpick NOT optional? Lol.

[kodamsify]

@dmehling The toothpick is used to hold all the ingredients together inside the sandwich. If its a real sandwich, it would fall apart after one bite if it doesnt have a toothpick.

i know cuz im used to eating sandwich

[FistingSweetness]

my master sent me here. I am a woman and the only thing I am good for is a good face fucking and making my master a sandwich. I am an obedient slut.

[eatsjacksallday]

alright women you know how to make a sandwich now. now go make me one!!

[EmmilyAndBaailey]

Yeah my boyfriend gave me an email here... :P

[pretty5pixie]

turkey breast

any sauce

cheese

lettuce

and bread/toast

now stfu and eat your sammich

[101klows]

gross

gross

gro...... uhhh.....BACON!!!!!

[MegaLowD]

if you are so hungry....

HOW DO YOU STAY SO CALM WHILE MAKING THE SANDWICH

if I was really hungry I'll just eat some bread and butter :3

[shazipopstar]

wow, your boyfriend must be proud of you!

[drawingdude267]

BACON!!!!!!!

[ilovemykaitz]

but whut if im too lazy to walk to the kitchen...

[Pumi99999]

0:00 ad skip...

[cjulber]

Sad,just sad

[GirlsTeenLife]

Step 1: Bacon

Step 2: Chocolate cream

Step 3: Jalapeno

Step 4: Dead fish

Did you know: Circles are round!!!

[UrteManden]

need more bacon...

[angelsbrain]

Step 1:Go to Subway.

Step 2:Order your perfect sandwich.

Step 3:Buy a drink and chips.

Did you Know Subway's Sandwiches are faster then Howcast's sandwiches

[Somatica888]

@angelsbrain Only problem is Subway tastes like ass.

[MrSoccerr]

@Somatica888 Subway for me is, is better than McDonalds or any fat fast food restaurant.

[familiee123]

@zubssk8,

Ummm?

[DJayJTK]

notice a women is making the sandwhich

[iCanMakeComents]

I always put chips on it. Crunchy sandwiches are awesome!

[InsideOutN]

How come the woman eats the sandwich?

[CuteArielXOX]

@InsideOutN She has noone else to give it to...

[WickedexProductions]

@InsideOutN so unrealistic, amirite?

[InsideOutN]

@WickedexProductions Youarerite.

[zzaa125]

@InsideOutN Thats sexeist. -__-

[InsideOutN]

@zzaa125 And you make it sound like it was wrong?

[ccsoffthewall]

@InsideOutN Because shes a lesbian

[InsideOutN]

@ccsoffthewall Oh, my mistake. Proceed.

[TwizzlerFries]

@InsideOutN Why not?

[gohabs1119]

I have a better idea, in just 3 easy steps!!

Step 1: Get a woman.

Step 2: Ask her to make you a sandwich.

Step 3: Eat the sandwich.

[toisver]

@gohabs1119 thanks!

[MarcusLKF001]

Step 1: Bacon strips

Step 2: Bacon strips

Step 3: Bacon strips

Step 4: Repeat step 1,2 and 3 until satisfied

[kaitlynandsydney]

i may not have to clean dishes but i still have to put all that shit away D:

[THCKwarter]

I came here to see the comments.

[FourBigLosers]

That bitch is eatting my sandwich. WTF?

[dxcena123321]

who else went and made a sandwich after watching this

[beautyNkiyara11]

@dxcena123321 i did

[dxcena123321]

@beautyNkiyara11 me to

[MistaMajani]

@dxcena123321 My girlfriend.

[TubblesNBubbles]

Step one: Tell your mom/sister to make you one with all your favorite ingredients on it.

[951pinks]

wtf i dont put none of that shit, olive reall???!

[SuperFreddy1010]

cant we just walk to subway and have them make it for you

[lol6120]

gimme

[xmerci2]

Seems legit.

[PotatoesAreGood24]

why am i watching this ?

[IveGotNothinToSay]

Sent this video to my girlfriend as a suggestion. She broke up with me.

Worth it.

[EmilyC022]

wow... ppl are so immature

[1103Sami]

most of the views are probably women... lolol

[896slipknot]

Were do I buy optional?

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

So yummilllyyyy. :3

[peaceluvr26]

Step one: Have a friend or someone that works at subway.

Step two: Force or ask them to make a sandwich.

Step three: Put on the last peice of bread and say you made the whole thing :D

[godverdegodverdomme]

@peaceluvr26 And what if you're asked to reproduce another one in front of their eyes?

[peaceluvr26]

@godverdegodverdomme say you're lazy and don't want to :3

[godverdegodverdomme]

@peaceluvr26 Wouldn't that kind of ruin the credibility?

[peaceluvr26]

@godverdegodverdomme well then wouldn't you watch them make the sandwhich? -.- It's a damn comment. seriously.

[godverdegodverdomme]

@peaceluvr26 I sort of knew that comment was coming.

Why can't we just talk normally on the internet damnit?

[peaceluvr26]

@godverdegodverdomme I believe in america :D (translation: I really don't know probably something about t.v....)

[SeleneStarveling]

WANT!

[Missinglink87]

If you need an instructional on how to make a sandwhich, Should you really be unsupervised in the kitchen?

[MrSwimtoomuch]

sent this to my girlfriend! :)

[CouturGirl3]

that was not a cucumber that was a zuchini

[theLiceInWonderland]

I'm sooo hungry now...-.-

[4S6D29O9]

0:44 that's gay

[4S6D29O9]

@4S6D29O9 0:59 oh okay ( =

[lBluu]

9GAG!



[JuliusIsMe]

What the fuck?!?! Im jewish! I can't eat pork. What the fuck is wrong with this video?!?!?!

[TheTappajamuikku]

@JuliusIsMe There's nothing wrong with the video, they just don't ask every single people what they can or can't eat before making a video...

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

@JuliusIsMe stfu?

[azzaz691]

i hate chesse i hate mayo i hate vegiies

[maximumpwnage]

My boyfriend sent me here...

[fatkidincoat]

@maximumpwnage XD!!!!! learning makes perfect? jk :D

[jorgesun7]

this is kind of a weird question for a howcast video but whats the song playing? its pretty cool

and uhh thats a pretty hot girl they used for the video

she'd look hotter if her hair was longer

[DonkerKong]

You will need:

Sliced Jesus

[NarutoFTW]

show this to your girlfriend

[dragonslayerED30]

whatdou do with the extra bread fukers?

[SNIPEDBIGBIRD1]

For all the ladies out there.. This is how its done.



[337camo]

An awesome sandwich is toasted bread, bacon, and peanut butter. Might sound kinda weird but it is really awesome.

[jessophibic]

lol, a frilly toothpick isnt an option?

[sunshinebunnyfart]

@Gam3rEST Romano hates you (thumbs up if you get the hetalia reference )

[Quex01]

Finally a woman in her natural habitat. Now where's my goddamned sandwitch?

[GOLFWANG9]

i dont understand. why the fuck did she eat it. she should of gave it to her boyfriend stupid girl.