İstediğin kadar şerbet dök tat Yok Niyazi ustanın eli değme mişse, Ben lokmaya lokma demem Onun kepçesi gormemişse, Ney leyim ben işin pirinin gözü Bu lokmayi bilme mişse, Ye semde ne lokma razı lokmalığına Ne ben razıyım bu lokmaya, Lokma döktüreceksen döktür Bu işin sultanı Niyazi Ustaya, Niyazi Dumlu & Lokmacı Baba Sevgimle Saygımla
I hate people who says that this isnt swedish,i am swedish myself.
and this makes me proud to be a swede
(varför ska ni hålla på att försöka vara smarta och säga han pratar inte svenska D:) vem bryr sig? roligare att försöka få folk att tro det är svenska oh! i mean.
Hurdygurdy ye borschki bork ja ja ja sven har du flön bork bork gurdy
@loqutor Agreed. Given your observation and empirical data suggesting he doesn't seem to age longitudinally, It appears the Swedish Chef is invincible by conventional standards...have we finally met God?
@310Smirnoff there was a clip on the beginning of some VHS tapes we had of the spaghetti he had prepared strangling him. that scared the crap out of me.
On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die
@TheArchangellover Yeah, it doesn't sound a lot like Swedish, but I think that's good. I'm Swedish too, and I think he would've been less funny if I actually understood every word he said.
He's trying to explain how you make a donut, funny
nellie2581 3 days ago
Haha
pennyblossoms 5 days ago
The swedish chef is so good he can shoot a single barreled musket 3 times, your argument is invalid
MinecraftGod0987 6 days ago 2
dooooonut
AnaBanana311 1 week ago
Get the moofin and shoot it. In the middle and you get a do nut
minecraftblech 1 week ago
in life we learn lots of lessons, here from swedish chef we learn moffin and bludernshooten equals dooonuts.
ivanjursdotter 2 weeks ago
I've watched this like 1000 times and I still laugh. ROCK ON 4EVA SWEDISH CHEF!
Meerkatsaresoc00like 2 weeks ago
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Meerkatsaresoc00like 2 weeks ago
C duh muffin?
abcdefghujklmnopqrus 2 weeks ago
Cute
livlovelps 2 weeks ago
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1megados 3 weeks ago
:21 PULL! :26 PULL! :31 PULL!
IronTate7 3 weeks ago in playlist Swedish Chef
If this is how he makes donuts I's love to see how he makes swiss cheese.
jackojock101 4 weeks ago 6
It must be a Swedish thing to be able to fire a single shot blunderbuss 3 times without reloading. Sucks being from Norway :(
DarthRavus 4 weeks ago
@turnsout689 thats cuz there was someone dropping them onto the plate
catlover2696 1 month ago
I want the lyrics for the intro
ForbannaDildo 1 month ago
Troll science.
Zarzarcon 1 month ago
Swedebjorkbjork DONUT!
YettiMo 1 month ago
BORK BORK!
pinkpenguin316 1 month ago
thats just okward
theselly400 1 month ago
chuck noris could not do better.
dragonkingofthestars 1 month ago 34
haha nice shot!!!!! :)
MrSimonnp 1 month ago
Now THATS a donut.
MrFraserFilms2009 1 month ago
this is how i make donuts the easy way
bovb902 1 month ago
Love it!!!
TheMikee71 1 month ago
did anyone else notice how the second donut fell and bounced almost perfectly ontop of the first one?
turnsout689 1 month ago
Swedish Chef is better than Chuck Norris! I dont see Mr. Norris making donuts outta moofins!
TomasJR09 1 month ago
i am from sweden!
Lajsaren 1 month ago
lol do- nut
rachaelmariegizmo 1 month ago
The Swedish Chef scared me to hell when I was about 3. I loved the Muppet Show but ran out the room everytime he came on...haha
dohdohburd 1 month ago
@dohdohburd The episode with the spaghetti scared me to death
Hem4fiction 1 month ago
see de moofin?
MotherMonster27 1 month ago
U no, that is real smart. All u hav 2 do is shoot biscuits with a shot gun, and Tada! U got urselves a donut.
Peanster610 1 month ago
Shootin' holes 2 make donuts.
Oh you'd better believe that's a paddlin'.
HSimon1981 1 month ago in playlist Simlegend's kool stuff
can anyone explain how it fell PERFECTLY on top of the first one at :28
Swingarwolf1 1 month ago 61
@Swingarwolf1
Way to overanalyze.
TomBBrady12 1 month ago
@Swingarwolf1 guess chef got some serious skills
bovb902 1 month ago
@Swingarwolf1 Aliens
Lokolano 1 month ago
@Swingarwolf1 He is the Chef.
BigBlueBomb22 1 month ago
@Swingarwolf1 Magic. *snort snort*
RandomRobloxian 1 month ago
@Swingarwolf1
its the muppets it just happens
drumrguy67 4 weeks ago
@Swingarwolf1 PHYSICS AND fishing line
PlaythroughsFTW 2 weeks ago
0:28
Ok, i understand that someone throws donuts from above, but how did that donut bounce so perfectly into place? o_o
Desolator84 1 month ago
@Desolator84
Way to overanalyze.
TomBBrady12 1 month ago
See dee hool? Doooonut!
MMHay16 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Bork bork bork! :D
auraTracker 1 month ago
hes my fav muppet
zacefron900 1 month ago
I'm Swedish, and I know that's Charlie Sheen
sophiahag 1 month ago
yes de doughnut
coobs100 1 month ago
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Turkey Donuts
Türk kültürü Lokma Tatlısı
İstediğin kadar şerbet dök tat Yok Niyazi ustanın eli değme mişse, Ben lokmaya lokma demem Onun kepçesi gormemişse, Ney leyim ben işin pirinin gözü Bu lokmayi bilme mişse, Ye semde ne lokma razı lokmalığına Ne ben razıyım bu lokmaya, Lokma döktüreceksen döktür Bu işin sultanı Niyazi Ustaya, Niyazi Dumlu & Lokmacı Baba Sevgimle Saygımla
SuperLokma 1 month ago
The swedish chef = Charlie Sheen
Allsoproductions 1 month ago
Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, right here.
NinjaSpartan17 1 month ago
bork,bork,bork!! XD
mrlionkingTV 1 month ago
Every time I cook now, I have to go "bork bork bork" and throw something over my shoulders.
nandee1fuery 1 month ago
Now THATS how to make a donut
hirokaski 1 month ago
137 people tried making there donuts with a call of duty case
VideoVastGamerz 1 month ago
DOOONUT :)
Leighdz12 2 months ago
LOL i miss those guys.
1985arelis 2 months ago
OMG I am crying with laughter.
ChrisStuckmann 2 months ago
Wow, who else had a dirty minded thought when he put his finger through the hole? :/
nowheregirl007 2 months ago
This is how real Swedish chefs are! Look at it, you will like it :D
/watch?v=aFmIS5qeetA
SWEmanque 2 months ago
137 persons don't know how to make donuts.
Cheerfuljochan 2 months ago
better then Dunkin Donuts
pasak2054 2 months ago
Oooh thats how you make them
Ladymanico 2 months ago
Sooo funny
Loukaaa13 2 months ago
LMFAO! I can't believe this is a kid's show. I'm 23 and I love it! xD
heatherdumas 2 months ago
*bork bork bork* haha
heatherdumas 2 months ago
lol echt grappig
reinder28 2 months ago
lol
reinder28 2 months ago
bort bort bort
wasp2020 2 months ago
jajajajajajjajaja, la mejor manera de hacer donas!!!
starthlight 2 months ago
@nylrob
It's not supposed to be coherent Swedish guy.
drstrangelove1991 2 months ago
Sorry chef, but a bumbershoot is an umbrella.
Get a new scriptwriter.
nylrob 2 months ago
@nylrob du arg?
TheTramsen 2 months ago
@TheTramsen Nej, jag är dotter till en ingenjör. precision i mitt blod
nylrob 2 months ago
watch the second doughnut bounce and stack on the first one
DrLov3xGaming 2 months ago
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KennyBest999 2 months ago
So, take a blunderbuss, shoot a "moofin", and eurika, you have a holed bread. :P
Thetechgeek2100 2 months ago
i needed a laugh
prorok1991 2 months ago
and this is how doughnuts get their holes ^_^
ghfhbrfbd 2 months ago
Press 7 repetivley,
and Laugh.
OnyxDeathh 2 months ago
Yet another video filmed on a potato.
blackops00007 2 months ago
ahahaha
isabella19341 2 months ago
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top comments suck
nato2300 2 months ago
hmz i love uk
38queenpittman38t 2 months ago
I go around singing this song like a complete moron.
grenouille71372 2 months ago
this makes me proud to speak swedish
-um de swede morgh morgh
mrpopcornman55 2 months ago
I hate people who says that this isnt swedish,i am swedish myself.
and this makes me proud to be a swede
(varför ska ni hålla på att försöka vara smarta och säga han pratar inte svenska D:) vem bryr sig? roligare att försöka få folk att tro det är svenska oh! i mean.
Hurdygurdy ye borschki bork ja ja ja sven har du flön bork bork gurdy
Jonteisyxa 2 months ago
Wow, this made me glad to be part swedish
dukeoftheoaks 2 months ago
He doesn't talk swedish
querido64 2 months ago
@querido64 what are you talking about? this is perfect Swedish
Hem3fiction 2 months ago
i love the second donut lands perfectly on the first donut
HLM190586 2 months ago
He's not really speaking Swedish.
adamcharney 2 months ago
Mork!
Tyler12236 2 months ago
I'm impressed at how the second one bounced off the plate and landing all nice and pretty on the first one.
tsixclerk 2 months ago
@tsixclerk I know right xD
leafblight27 2 months ago
Well, that was an Epic Meal Time.
TCfoxs 2 months ago 56
You see dee howle? DO-NUT.
greendragons44 2 months ago
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penisfuckeye 2 months ago
hrm I am always in the mood for some fun and I never say no
JannetZofialb693 2 months ago
134 people tried to make donuts like this, and failed.
Frozentear3 2 months ago
regular ordinary swedish meal time and swedish chef mashup? xD
FrostBeatle 3 months ago 7
This made me lol xD
Jordgubbsglassar 3 months ago
Bøømmershootn
IncapableLP 3 months ago
The swedish chef's calendar has no April 1st.
No one fools with the swedish chef.
Liisawh 3 months ago 9
This must be one of the few times the Swedish Chef actually got a dish correct.
iluvmichaeline 3 months ago 3
seeee de mooooofin?!
hissybitch 3 months ago 2
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ey I am a Hot 18 Girl and I am here to have fun
91judyyoung65g 3 months ago
The Swedish Chef can fire a single-barreled musket three times without reloading. Your argument is invalid.
loqutor 3 months ago 172
the movie was really funny keep it up make more movies :p
Wasbo 2 months ago
@loqutor Han har snabbladdare i andra handen. xD
MatteusNova 2 months ago
@loqutor Agreed. Given your observation and empirical data suggesting he doesn't seem to age longitudinally, It appears the Swedish Chef is invincible by conventional standards...have we finally met God?
kotetsu131 1 month ago
@kotetsu131 Indeed. (perhaps)
cxlcitymaster 1 month ago
bork bork bork
tegsnightmare4 3 months ago
bork bork bork
whiskers716 3 months ago
It actually sounds a LOT like dutch
younesbaww 3 months ago
@younesbaww
No shit ;-)
hopekee 3 months ago
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McMeevin 3 months ago
Press 7 or 8 to learn how to use the bommershooten.
ZoraCatone 3 months ago
I wish i could handle my boomershooten with such skill in the kitchen. The best i can do is blow holes in the ceiling.
silvercat18 3 months ago 4
@JesusPaid4You HOW IN THE WORLD COULD IT BE SPAM!!!! i find that highly offensive cuz im christian
ThePrizma12 3 months ago
It sounds like he says undskyld at 0:11, which means sorry in danish.
maczek0912 3 months ago
@maczek0912 Noticed the same thing.... to sjæle samme tanke ;)
TinaFynbo 2 months ago
Now I know how to make a donut >:)
skeletaldragongirl 3 months ago
Sounds like danish, not even kidding
MrSpacerooster 3 months ago
Hodor?
DzingisiKan 3 months ago 2
@DzingisiKan HODOR!
Brightgalrs 3 months ago
Nice accent you got there chief!
schattenfaust 3 months ago
Wow, nothing bad happened to him. This MUST be an early skit.
greenxxxable 3 months ago
I lub de end "See DOUGH-NUT"
Xtremeswifty 3 months ago
Yay! I know how to make donuts now! If only I was allowed to make donuts at school....
MMHay16 3 months ago
todey we maken de doonut see de moonfin? we use de boomershooten.. all e a...oop... BOOM...doonut :3
landman11000 3 months ago 6
Wait wait wait... you mean to tell me... that I can make donuts whenever I want? Even if it qualifies as a public disturbance?
Yooperthing 3 months ago 31
ya
Woojoo333 3 months ago
Wow lmao
OgnarPliskin 3 months ago
best lyrics in history: Bork bork BORK!! :P
Hellsdicer 3 months ago 4
now i know how my dad makes doughnuts
cat23991 3 months ago 4
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He could have been a excellent sniper :O!
Hrgeneralowns 3 months ago
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Hrgeneralowns 3 months ago
Idontunderstand
Allahanna1 4 months ago in playlist Swedish Chef
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hehe i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun
HongMarianpq279 4 months ago
supplying the police since the 50s.
Calamaistr 4 months ago
han är ju bäst
MrTimmie2001 4 months ago
Whoo whoot whoot!
MrTiredOfTechno 4 months ago
I love when the Swedish Chef throws the spoons at the beginning!
RepublicofCannabeer 4 months ago
Doughnut.
MNMonroe84 4 months ago
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MNMonroe84 4 months ago
I like how the first two landed
ZivTheWyrd 4 months ago
that´s how we cook in sweden
glasavvatten 4 months ago 5
@glasavvatten
Want to invite me to your place and cook something for me. >D
I'll see how to cook swedish style live.
DeMiDayDreamer 4 months ago
man this guy scared the shit out of me when i was younger
310Smirnoff 4 months ago 3
@310Smirnoff there was a clip on the beginning of some VHS tapes we had of the spaghetti he had prepared strangling him. that scared the crap out of me.
infraball 4 months ago 3
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kurdiiim123 4 months ago in playlist Swedish Chef
a man with a true grib on the life as we know it
hardynielsen1980 4 months ago
I tried to pick up a Swedish exchange student years ago at my college pub by speaking "Swedish". It worked :p
LastThree804 4 months ago 2
I typed in "bork" and this is the first video.
Harmony242 4 months ago
See dee mooooofin!?
kuliimjulischreiben 4 months ago
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this is like my friend anette who works at cimarron.
jgazpacho 4 months ago
this is like my friend anette who works at cimarron.
jgazpacho 4 months ago
Wait a sec! The reload time on the Flintlock black powder pistol would have been longer than the video!
koalarunner 4 months ago
Björk björk björk
fukyous 4 months ago
Teehee, fukyous. *gives you congratulations for putting the grammatical marks above the vowel :)
SiliconBong 4 months ago
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On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die
slangmet352 4 months ago
Sad thing is that shows like these would never get allowed today because of a gun.
People need to stop worrying about TVs parenting their children and start worrying about their own damn parenting.
k2kraze 4 months ago
wow hes a good shot!
lovegosarownd 4 months ago
like if you are swede! so i can get likes for just a stupid reason...
zozoc720 4 months ago 22
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qazmannen 4 months ago
@zozoc720
I´m from Sweden so you can get 1 like from me...
Murk mörk murk
And i don´t undersand what the hell he is saying...
qazmannen 4 months ago
i found a bullet in my dohnut
Siralexjnj 4 months ago
240p
damn been a while
TheLeader171 4 months ago
I'm mainly entertained by the fact that the second doughnut landed square on the first
AfroLycan 4 months ago 42
I love these skits! Sad if a show did that today, the PC hounds will be all over it. Seems like most of the Swedes here like it too.
2Kriss2Kross 4 months ago
What he is singing all the time?
greecegirltwilight 4 months ago
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foxhounduno 4 months ago
Yup that is the way we cook at home. Smoerebroet smoerebroet
SkySoulBlues 4 months ago
The second donut falls on the plate, does a little bounce, and lands on the first donut PERFECTLY. Trivia - the donut was invented in Maine.
wmlfan9 4 months ago 5
I am from sweden and this sounds moore like Dutch ;)
TheArchangellover 4 months ago
@TheArchangellover nah im dutch and i dont understand him at all but its so cool to look.
vettemuziek 4 months ago
@TheArchangellover Yeah, it doesn't sound a lot like Swedish, but I think that's good. I'm Swedish too, and I think he would've been less funny if I actually understood every word he said.
TINMOCC 4 months ago
@dennisgames
No, no it is not
UltromanTheTacoman 4 months ago
@midsommarregn
I stand corrected! You got anything else? I've really been looking for some swedish in there ^^
UltromanTheTacoman 4 months ago
ha ha
Tijsmaliepaard 4 months ago
hurdy gurdy gurdy
evilkillerpenguin 4 months ago
I´m Swedish and i love this guy.