Damn You, Recession

[GrundySolomon]

Is this how Walter started Friendster?

[XxHERB00xX]

lol



[zombielordxxx]

Kids In The Hall poster at 0:07 nice!

[Jonnytheloof]

This is gay nazi horse porn, and I love it!

[LegoAlchemist13]

They're mothers must be so proud. That was disturbing yet hilarious, nice job!

[Monkeyboy92037]

@LegoAlchemist13 *Their

[Tolbok]

This reminds me of a younger sexier The Office

[foodiedave]

At 3:11 Swaim's left nipple is clearly clampless. WTF Swaim!! Too much of a wuss to keep your nips clamped for mulitiple takes and camera angles? And to think..you used to be my hero.

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@foodiedave I'm so ashamed now..

[gatekeeper501]

Your sound is what makes this seem amateur. You seriously can't tell its way off?

[fersipoop]

there isn't a proper way to respond to this...

[allasar]

yawn...

[inglebritt]

That shirt was hidieous, he looks so much better without it

[smedheat]

what used to be your lunch breaks

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

HAHA! This was ridiculous. I love videos that just continue to get out of hand. These guys are geniuses, I'm glad I was told about them.

[tredlow]

Eww... whaaat? no...

[gam3rdud3406]

I love these videos, also with the girl just agreeing with everything he does. Rofl.

[nightseifer]

Bwehehehe

[mrdaym]

Not sure how exactly you would go about getting a refund on sledgehammered toilets.

[Thirtiesguy]

the guy at 0:32 is cool. I like his expressions in "Future House"

[ArrestedDeveloper]

I always lose them at maneuver gamma too.

[theULTIMATETetris]

WTF

[havocitz]

easily their weakest effort. but I love me some TAM!

[TRIQUETRA24]

ROFL!

[kcool134]

0:18 Kids in the Hall poster

Canadians RULE!! (So does Those Aren't Muskets :D)

[gaskete]

0:03 mac running windows xp? LOL

[madcatandrew]

Yet another Macintosh improved.

[MrLizzard6]

@gaskete yep thats what they do with the macs at my school :L

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

lol

[Rockyface]

mouth wizard. swaim youre my hero i want to give you a mouthssage

[Rockyface]

tough but fair sir

[Amanyuda]

I just love that the ad placement golden shit bucket also had a guest starring role in one of my favourite AoC episodes... and oh, Swaim, your scintillating, scarily pale, sadomasochistic nudity captured my heart. I am yours <3

[creepycrunchy]

funny as hell swaim is a kinky mo fo.and has surprisingly dark nips. i would like to be tied up by that chick. her voice is nice

[doubleestark]

Man, the step you do to cut your budget is food. Go get free food at the sikh temple and eat their daily and save hundreds per month.

[HaShomeret]

well then.

[WhatsOnNext]

I wanna do Swaim's mouthssages. There. I said it.

[inglebritt]

@WhatsOnNext

Me too *swoon*

[chocomog35]

Yes! Swaim! Yes!

[superstar2559]

HAHAHA Swaim, you've reached a whole new level with this one.....or new low, depends on how you look at it. I still love you though.

[StabbyJoeStyle]

That which has been seen cannot be unseen

[nightlighterLTD]

Holy shit ... Just ... holy shit...

[mrjimmyos]

Oh my days, how, just how, it's genius

[Mojoclatan]

I love these guys.

[bridgid33]

wow. just wow.

[dwhee]

the manager's shirt is blowing my mind. it's like it's from the future.

[hagarenhanyou]

Wow... That video just left me... Thoroughly confused. xD

[DerrynLeigh]

Yeah.. i'm confused too

[crookednoseisfine]

TAM is the balls.

[battle171]

OK, that's scary.... But lol funny

[alwaystextback]

BRILLIANT!! I was rolling!!

[MortalAndKnowingIt]

this is supposed to be funny ... think not

[No1ShamelessFan]

haha you guys deserve to go to genious camp! this is super funny!! XP

"add placement on a bucket of shit, really?"

[smoothandbold]

swaim's purple blotch/shit stain shirt=next fashion tidal wave

[GriffiNAPS]

Kids In The Hall Poster In The Background At 0:08

[GriffiNAPS]

These Things Almost Pay For Themselves!

[bartman1337]

fag

[YuccaPucca]

Is that a gold bucket?

LAWL. <3

[enderwiggin42]

I laughed so hard my chest hurts.

I love swaim

[cupcakesandkitties]

can someone please add captions to this!? am dying to watch, but cant cos I am deaf. It looks so funny! damn deafness. gimme subtitles!

[manicattack08]

funny stuff

[greenprince168]

awesome

[Ganon1999]

I say way more of Swaim then I ever have on Cracked...and it scared me.

[Chick6517]

totally agree with the wibbly woobly stuff...his mannerisms are very Doctorish if you know what I mean. Still i will miss David. Not the style

[dahwang12]

haha, michael swaim rocks...

[istoleyourbaby]

haha

that was so awesome. cant wait to see "damn you, depression!!!"

or maybe not...

[HyperMadness]

Where's koko?

[thegothmog]

The recession was worth it for this video.

do want

[iliketurtles6667]

That was hot.

[ComicJunkie87]

I love the SHIT outta this company!  That was great. I'm gonna say that at my next meeting (to myself).

[deliciousdanger]

'Sir I'm starting to feel very uncomfortable'.

Ah, brilliance. Only you guys could take a recession and use it to fuel awesomeness.

[ps2gether]

How the fuck did you do that with a straight face?

[mjtoillion]

Hahaha... well played, sirs... well played.

[ifihadlegs]

Bahaha. wtf? Michael Swaim please marry me.

[Reaver3214]

He already married

[ifihadlegs]

I know. I was joking.

[LeftyHangsLower]

It's the little lines that slip by that make these videos so great.

"No more Chinese!"

"I had very little input this meeting..."

[doginabox]

Great video!

[rodigo1]

HERBERT HOOVER.

[redmirrorproductions]

fitting surround sound in hovercraft lol

[dnajackie]

i love swaim more. ;o

[fearthehobbits]

I LOVE YOU SWAIM

[Mynners]

Brilliant :D

[fleaOWNS]

This is exactly like an episode of The Office

[ineedalifeLTD]

wtf is with the new up side down lay out i know how to change it but why upside down its was grand the way it was any help me on this

[Stinger503]

It's April 1st

[wblstudios]

Great job Swaim and crew

[MikeHuntagape]

Recession does things to a man

[Vidguy112]

Very Funny lol!

But a bit wierd

[ammoore89]

hahaha nice

[paulosham]

There's a recession? What the F?!!

[Kloi911]

I can tell those aren't actually nipple piercings.

Real comedians would go all out.

[captainbloodycranky]

The image of a mostly-naked, lip-glossed Swaim engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation and self-flagellation will haunt my dreams for many nights to come. On that basis, consider the sketch a great success!

[kirdook]

i didnt get it.

[walikai]

deluxe hovercraft surround sound installation industry.. we totally need that!

[GrayEyesWorld]

I'd buy it.........

[bitchslapper12]

Why don't they make that much Cracked videos anymore?

[ThoseArentMuskets]

We've got a web series there that goes up every two weeks, and another one (17 episode run) on the way, and maybe even another in summer. Patience, my child.

[03redTuscani]

LOL WUT

[onetruesim]

SELF BELTING

[BeachBoyBen]

the swaim's a beast

[KateyDL]

I'm trying to figure out whether i should be more freaked out by this vid, or amused...i'm going to go with amused with a side order of WTF? Still loved it:D

[jenisoutofhermind]

love you guys, always a good laugh

[BuyingSoulsOver]

lol-whut? But you know what? it doesn't matter. Because Swaim is all that matters. Am I right? XD

[KnasiTaket]

thats right!

[lilmisspurple]

hallelujah!

[0xXEliXx0]

lol my favorite one yet! great job

[kahnicles]

flaggelawesome

[halowaste]

i agree with monkey, less bondage, more obsolete gaming platform references.

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

not their best but still the funniest channel on youtube

[EvilThingsNme]

most of their videos are pretty funny but this one made me angry and i couldn't watch the whole thing

[86kinky86]

fuck corporate life :)

[sunshineandsparkles]

say wha???

[slomo8888]

not funny

[ItsRainingDonkeys]

i dont get this at all :|

[Loverboy207]

Why thumb him down? if he didn't get it, he didn't get it.

[ItsRainingDonkeys]

yea. poor me :|

[TheWhateverReviewer]

You gotta do anything in the name of comedy. Even if it does include wearing lip stick with nipple clamps while you're hog tied all while trying to whip yourself with a belt.

[leofrankfurter]

I worked for that guy.

[RichardCano]

Holy shit, swaim, I had that shirt.

I didn't like it though, so i scrapped it. Sorry.

[callancallancallan]

that was really quite funny.

[Tyler7tjt]

lol

[FuryOfFirestorm]

S & M meets AIG...

[alexislopez91]

wow =D

[lmm85]

The shirt is incredible for being able to be worn by Swaim.

[Ivegotnobrakes]

It's the most amazing thing since orange fanta.

[ANewRevolution]

best shirt ever

[LegendSaber]

Ten points for wtf-ness.

[PeterWDawson]

Well, at least this bizzare scenario didn't end in murder like many others have...

[SukiStudios00]

Great video :D But just one question: Swaim, are you wearing woman's' panties?

[ThoseArentMuskets]

No, tiny underwear my finacee got me in Spain. They have little cowboy boots on them. Ridiculous.

[SukiStudios00]

So, pretty much the same thing, only more masculine. Though from the description they seem like quite the interesting find.

[Ilovefunnyshit]

I wish more offices were actually run like this. When the overhead is too high, we need to learn to shit in buckets. used to be standard business practice.

[johnnytastetest]

Nice.

You guys have good ideas and are capable of convincing acting --- but you really do need a better camera man.

The shots zip back and forth wildly and the there are dizzying zooms quite often. Planning out the shots in advance and getting someone who can impliment them makes this a quick fix, though.

[SuperKarf]

i really think it was supposed to be like that. that gives it its own crazy style.

have you ever seen the Tv show "The Office" its just like this

[johnnytastetest]

You're right, The Office does have that hand-held camera style. I don't like it on that show either, though. Makes my head hurt.

[verduras]

God shut up. They obviously used that style on purpose, tardface.

[johnnytastetest]

Oh, kind of like how you're a retarded, jerkfaced, assmunching girly-boy on purpose?

[Loverboy207]

Hey, stop trying to act like an expert on video filming. If you know so much about filming, go film a video yourself and see what we think about it. Dammit you obnoxious son of a bitch.

[johnnytastetest]

Yeah, well you're a stupid jerk with a big butt, and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt!

[Bigkahkistan]

it's true, he does

[tuestresfat]

I think it's just you who finds the camera work dizzy and stupid.

[johnnytastetest]

You're from Finland, so you're the stupid one!

[verduras]

And you're an ignorant Canadian! Oh wait, it doesn't matter what country you're from, because you're just a moron!

[johnnytastetest]

You're the moron, you moron face.

[verduras]

Nice one. Very good point you have there. I think you should become a lawyer.

[johnnytastetest]

I am a lawyer.

[verduras]

Oh, but I thought you were a "talented filmmaker!" A talented filmmaker who doesn't understand what documentary-style filming is LOL.

Quit pretending you know shit.

[johnnytastetest]

"Documentary-style" filming in this sense is akin to giving a six year-old kid the camcorder at his birthday party. "Have a a go, Alex!"

You're free to like it, but in most cases, I don't; save maybe an effort to replicate amateur filmmaking on the big screen, like in The Blair Witch Project. Usually it only makes it difficult to suspend disbelief and yes, it will cause motion sickness in your audience.

[Stinger503]

It's possible that it's a reference to the Office

[verduras]

That's great but there's a difference between not liking something and not knowing something.

Your comment clearly showed that you had no idea that it was filmed this way on purpose.

And I find that humorous.

[johnnytastetest]

Sorry, but I know more than you, douche. You're a dumb kid.

I have no doubt they filmed this way on purpose, since this type of camera work is present in many of their other videos. It just so happens that the office setting in this clip coincides with the sit-com of the same name, so you're rushing to legitimize it here, where you couldn't elsewhere. Go ahead, take a look. Study up.

[Loverboy207]

Who gives a shit. It's just a funny video. Relax and enjoy the brilliance of TAM! Stop trying to act smart, posting comments is about having fun.

[tuestresfat]

Canadians are ignorant? dude why would you pick them over their neighbour just a few kilometers south?

[Tattoo222]

Entertaining and disturbing, 2 things that go hand and hand in my book.

[Jesus469]

lol - that's gotta be your most messed up video yet... I like it.

I'm so happy - I'd just finished watching Swaim on Cracked, and came on youtube looking for some funny videos to watch only to see this had just been uploaded :)

[TomSka]

lmao

[BrandNewBriefcase]

wow, you guys just keep getting more and more outrageous...

FANTASTIC!

[MoagonyJunior]

Funny :)

[nachoseller99]

lol awesome

[Barrr3h]

...... Oh wow o_o

This was disturbing...... But HILARIOUS!

[LittleShiela]

Lulz!

[barrab]

Heh, Great, Nice job.