Hashbrowns - 2 Minute Chef

[MrTomyhall1]

the shitest hash brown iv ever set eyes on luks like vomit !

[lionsareus]

That's a lot of butter. The end-consistency isn't what I'd expect, but if it tastes good, who much cares?

[dsqueezy]

i hope you suck as much cock as his cooking

[AlbeLowns]

2 minute fucktards

[BiracialGirl1977]

What The Fuck is this shit, who the hell taught this fuck how to cook ? This crap is not a damn hash brown. Freaking Moron. His version has the consistency of BARF. Hash Browns aren't suppose to be loose their suppose to be crunchy and in solid form so you can pick it up with your hands and eat it. Haven't you ever had a hash brown before ? Have you not ever been to Mc Donald's for breakfast and had their hash browns ? those are so good they make you want to smack your MOMMA. This is a FAIL .

[agentjucey]

i think she was on milfhunter :o

[MsCrunchyCookie]

I think you will find this in not 2 minutes its 3:22 next time think of a diffrent name !!!! :P

[bgd360]

Are these two doin' it?

[smile96100]

It doesn't even has a hashbrown shape. D:

[kissthecook27]

u and nicko should enroll in "How to make Hashbrown University"

[leesmithy7atgmail]

please lord tell me they don't actually expect you to use such a tiny amount of butter? :D

[aldoxyzable]

She cleaned her fingers on his vest..he he.

[olbas2]

aahahahahhahah amazing

[BetweenTheFade]

this is gross man, fukin disgusting recipe....id like to drop a load on her titties tho for breakfast

[vintage31]

What idiots. Nothing they cook looks or sounds edible - total fail. Love her kitchen clothes though - very appropriate.

[kmct26]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwww



[flippensweet24]

that is NOT hashbrown

this guy sucks!

[jwd0808]

Potato mush... yukkkkk

[SuperSunny123456789]

Hes a fail and how did he get a degree? No wonder hes a fail

[WatcherGate]

holy fuck that looks disgusting its not hashbrowns its butter soaked shit

[chubis101]

that is supremley disgusting they must of paid that girl really well to eat vomit it looks like a baby vomited and she ated

[chubis101]

shes like its ready yumm (  uh it taaes like crap ) uhh its so good ( it taste like vomit get me a trash can )

[djavocard]

is she a slut? I wana eat her, not the hashbrown !!

[demiro123]

What the hell kind of hashbrown is that?

[chrisofnottingham]

English subtitles would help.

[mumbojumbo766]

no wonder americans are so fat

[foggygoggle]

arent hashbrowns supposed to fried crunchy and heart clogging? ugh, that glop looked of vomitus

[cowboywithspurs36]

she may have wanted it but , if i was guessing man . i would say she didnt have the right tools for him.

[warrend57]

SHE WANTS HIS COCK,SLUT

[Ryan15T]

after the video was finished. she threw the fork down and went back to bed.

[Yassar86]

WASTE OF TIME......NOT EVEN RELATED.....

[maymay1251]

BOOO!!!!!

[ashamaniq]

Damn she gorgeous! But the butter SOUP... hmmm kinda failed there.

[jtrebel32]

1:50 ..........AAWWWKKKKKKWWWWWAAAA­RRRDDD

[DunhilKnight23]

failed.... too much butter for BREAKFAST......

[pkkda]

Dumb broad doesn't even know how to cook.

[doom3lv]

Would you like potatoes with your butter?

[gauravkatdare]

potato and caramelized onion mash shallow oops almost deepfried in a block of butter....

[spokrocks]

are these two fucking?

[wDawks]

@spokrocks Nah, I think his mustache makes him instantly unfuckable by all but the skankiest women on the planet.

[0phenomenal1]

that girl is yummy.. her voice is arousing me ugh

[bradshaweric]

is this guy a fag?

[magix470]

I hate how people react when they eat food on camera. Yes because everyone makes noises and weird faces taking a bite of butter.

[SpalsherGuy]

follow his steps if u wanna get really fat !!!!!!!!!

[chillypepper70]

Butter soup with onion and potato. Yummy!!!

[bddc201]

Disgusting. A culinary crime against humanity.

[lucasmax36]

Heart a fucking tack on a plate !!!! lol

[keyqui05]

is this a joke?

[TacticalOrgasm]

jesus one whole fuckin slab of butter? 

[Zenex666]

this dude could not be any more gay.. i would have stopped cooking at the 1:55 ish mark and just banged the shit out of her

[jabaalbertwokeez]

thats nasty.... eww

[Chandu83]

That looks like something the cat threw up. lol. and the girl seems to love it.

[xuelijasmine]

"hashbrowns that are anything but ordinary" right... cos any one in the right mind would never make themselves eat that shit.

[Chandu83]

Rachel is very good looking. That's about it. The hash browns are all wrong.

[MsPinkPrincess83]

greasy slop

[itsmichaelm1]

thanks alot you just made me get puke all over my new laptop.

[RunThemAll]

The girl should take her shirt off.

[DexterMorgan]

...the fuck...

I totally screwed up the hash browns I made this morning, yet they somehow came out better then that goop they're calling "hash browns"

[ninesoft]

yeah I would love to eat her asshole for breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!! Gigety oh yeah and by the way I went to culinary school, you can't cook dude !!!! Wrong potatoe to use and never boil a potatoe to make hash browns. They already have too much water in them. LOL after shred i'm sure you didnt strain the excess water out. Thats why they look so o o sloppy and you under cooked it on top of that. Hopefully your oral skills on the chick are better that your cooking skills.!!!

[hellheavenzzz]

@ninesoft dude is it that if you boil or wash the potatoes after youve peeled them it actually makes the potatoes harder instead if softening it when you fry them ? and which potatoes would be the 'right ' ones to make a hashbrown or fries ? thx

[3rdEyeVision]

I hope you're nailing that broad, cuz I dont see a future with you as a chef. What the F**k is that you're cooking?

[tomwahtoes]

some butter? since when was that much butter considered some?

[infinityLTFS]

thats a hell of alot of butter

[dabraves98]

i love how at the end when shes trying them you can see the butter dripping down lol. this has failblog written all over it haha

[72MonteCarloMan]

This has got to be the most disguisting looking thing ever...They're actually slimy.

Who uses that much butter or carmelized onions??!!!???

These are NOT HASHBROWNS PEOOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrNuclease]

Those look delicious.

....but those aren't hashbrowns.

[benzuckerman]

That's a lot of butter!

[malicios]

What kind of hash browns are those? Seriously a five year old could make better hash browns, that's just FAIL! Though the go go girl, not to bad looking.

[GMGvanS]

Someone should email this to failblog.

[terrencejones]

they both look embarrassed

[MontthiewOrbano]

how can rachel like this bullshit

[TimTehPilot]

This video is over 3 minutes long.

[letsprocras]

Disgusting. Not enough butter.

[DavidxGrossman]

Oh, awesome - I've always wanted to learn how to caramelize my linguine. Glad I watched this video.

[LRSS46]

Good Lord. What a poor video, guy and badly dressed go-go girl. Those are not hashbrowns. They look like mush. No more please.

[massimomusso]

Chef??? Why so much butter

[chefjosephhanna]

What the hell

[dragonmaster5322]

that is not hashbrowns... that's crap... sorry, i'm just stating the truth, you can't possibly call that hashbrowns, what part of that is crispy?? none... sorry try again kid.

[rumspringaa]

Hahahaha. No.

[eksocorg]

Hey, Mario, time to by a stopwatch. All your "instructional videos" average 3 1/2 minutes not two. If you're going to go over time at least get that fine ass Rachel mamacita on camera while you go off and play with the camera man and a lemon reamer.

[Masterphonic]

Chef Mario? This guy is way too green to be called "Chef"

[lukedeaton]

That's horrific, it's all butter and didn't even turn out to be anything like hash browns.

Plus the music is very "Eye on Springfield."

[makimakiman]

some butter? SOME BUTTER! R U SERIOUS! hmmmmm, stop playing with the food. let it cook!

[Enderwiggan1]

WHAT - THE - FUCK ?

[bunnymermaid77]

rachel is obviously flirting with mario...slut he's married

[haributo]

ewwwwwwwwww i wouldnt dare put that crap near my mouth

[martinmiazga]

that looked fucking horrible

[DEC0042]

HE CRINGES AS HE LOOKS AT WHAT HE'S SPAWNED!

[werewasyo]

@DEC0042 lol he actually does cringe!!

[dtrocks6]

dumb dumb dumb.fucking dumbies

[tomtheman88]

What Hash Brown Is Just Mush ?

[Kurplutzo]

American chefs can't cook worth a shit. If you want good food, go to the Balkans. Or stay here and eat fromunder cheeses.

[daFranch1se69]

wtf was that? that looked like shit. LITERALLY!!

[lllHanzolll]

ill have her taste my hotdog and 2 eggs. just kidding.

[vanscoyoc]

Is that Kelly Bundy???

[theriz15]

WTF is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????­

[xjoncamposx]

LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alexflum]

Is this some kind of sick joke?

[GetCrrunnKk]

i thought this was a porn tape O.O

[JackieJea]

what the fuck is that? looks nothing like hashbrowns its just some kind of onion and potatoes stir fry

[BIGFACE08]

dat blonde chick is fine

[BeDaMusik]

this is really corny

[ImTheSaxMan]

gross!

[22uber]

I'd like to cook her breakast, I'd be up every morning for that!

[ed563]

id let her take a dump on my chest

[TheSineadable]

she says umm soo good and she looks like shes gunna throw up.!!

[Kamicolod]

Kn....kn.....knockers!

[TheNDex]

looks like shit

[Icecream513]

that girls voice is so annoying and this is the recipe to poison these. lol

[drthompson143]

If this guy is a chef I'm a fucking heart surgeon which youd need after eating that much butter in a meal for one .......Sweet Baby Jesus I do love these guys they crack me up ............Hashbrowns my arse, Keep up the great work !!!!! lol

[dragonmist09]

shes more like flirting than cooking...

i bet she dont know how to cook!

[venefikuz]

She's so smart.

[skandskate69]

GRRR HER VOICE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING !

[jey12345]

holy crap so much butter!

[pokeguy12345]

a half bar of butter? and isnt hash souppose to be crispy?

[mentalshade]

wtf might as well just eat melted butter

[timdcor]

Their chemistry is undeniable. That gloopy mess of buttered potatoes isn;t good enough for my dog.

[stokley51]

some people are just dumb. It's a cooking show, when she says "enough for you and your family" she's talking about us, the viewers. Not the cook. And no, of course it's not gonna be good for you, most things that are delicious aren't. Try working in the food service industry, and i'm not talking fast food either, get a cook job. Then you'll realize how much of the stuff you love isn't good for you. But i like it anyway :)

[kamfuey]

bahahaha!!!

he's going to get bitched at by his wifexDD

her boob was obviously rubbing against his arm...

couldn't tell if he liked it or not..thought he was kinda gay..but since he has a family..guess not xD

[lewisadrian]

i would use the butter on her.

That mario guy seems to be all about the sausage...

[zale86]

i saw this and i was thinkin softcore porn.

[MrRAYISGAY]

i wouldnt mind doing her lol

[PiscesPrincess2]

ok i have 3 things to say.

1. those r not hash browns. thats just fuckin mashed potatos and onions. exactly wat 1xXxEMOBOYxXx4 sed! gross!!!

2. not good for yew at all!!!!!!! double gross!!!!!

and 3. she is such a slut!!!!!! triple gross!!!!!!! i dont know how her lets her on the show if he's married with a family and she is always there to feel him up!!!!!!

quadruple grossness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

[1xXxEMOBOYxXx4]

ummm...stupid muggy americans... :S you fucking KILLED hash browns...you give american people a bad name mother fucker. thats not a hash brown you dumb fuck. thats uhm...potatoe and onion...? yeah. potatoe and onion. if your gonna make vids, learn the recepie dumbaasssssss

[losoj30]

wow thats alot of butter !!!

[RockstarPurple3]

worst hashbrowns...

and the girl looks like shes coming onto him

slut.. didnt u just say he had a family

[mingalabaa]

That girl is defintely inviting him. Did you see how she let the side of her breast touching his arm?

[sojournerchua]

That looks like some potato salad.

[dawlz]

wow.. that's a heart attack waiting to happen. 2mins my ass..

[jade4444jade]

is she grabbing that guys's Butt at 2:47??

[PirloXXX]

yep

[lllHanzolll]

so.......... where's the hash browns?

[quitejaded]

Wow.... this is soooooo bad for you wtf.... all that butter and the onions with butter wtf?? I am not feeding this to my famiy. Maybe like once a month, holy shit look at all that shit.

[bliitzkreig]

you want some fucking hash brown to go with your butter?

[quitejaded]

LMAO reading all of these comments is sooo funnnyyy!

[mspatari]

@bliitzkreig no fucking doubt! that made me want to vomit

[trajano20]

what the hell is that?.....

[yief84]

Worst Hashbrowns EVER!

[katank]

Oh dear...

[bamwa]

12 min to boil potatoes + 5 min to grate + 2 min to chop onions+ 7 min to caramelize + 2 min to "warm up" = gross soggy hashbrowns in 28 min.

This myth is busted.

[cjcaress69]

O...M....G That's ALOT of butter!

[simonreij]

these 2 hate each other

[ZoeHatake101]

>___> it's not much of... hashbrown...

[aaahhhhaaaahhhh]

shes hot.

[frothywalrus]

that looks disgusting, I mean that isn't even close to what hash browns look like.  sorry.

[chepe371]

@frothywalrus seriously bro,, that looks like it came out a babys anus, like for real, thats some digusting sshit, and WTF are u bringing onions into this its HASH BROWNS, ever been to mcdonalds? they got a nice one that doesnt look like an infant created it witha bowel movement. goddamit.

and the girl CHEEKED IT, she gonna spit it out after they stop rolling.

or so i hope, or else shes gonna gain a small goat in weight.

[inkey2]

give me a fu_king break....I LOVE butter...but if I ate that much butter my gaul bladder would shut down. I would suggest using half the butter and the rest olive oil

[ownzee123]

wow, that looks disgusting.

only thing that kept me in the room watching was her.

waste of time otherwise.

[cobrafriends]

thats alot of butter

[wondnaereh]

pass on the caramelized onions, but I like the heart attack style potatoes.

[riskm]

holy shit look at that block of butter...ew

[chamomiami]

oh god, i sent 3 ppl to the emergency room when i made this.!!!! carefull

[june1519750]

they look like they suck........ i woder if she does ;-p that would be something to shoot

[GunfreakerJ]

Sorry! your vid is longer than 2 minutes! .....

[brewcrew01984]

WTF is he cooking on??? portable gas thing???

[MusaboruOo]

Its a butane stove. You can get one for about $30 bucks.

[Angeleyez1204]

that aint no damn hash browns mo fucka

[ManiaCop100]

americans put butter in everything, and it isnt a hash brown

[narusally2o6]

UM, THAT'S NOT HASH BROWN... :-\

[rexy127]

This is absolutely anything but ordinary coz this dish is NASTY! It's super greasy and not crispy at all. Its presentation is horrible and the recipe is non-existence (throw in 2 kg of butter and potatoes and onion). Seriously who would want to eat this nasty shit?

[bruningga]

it isn't a hash brown lol

[aqakiler]

great acting (sarcasm)

[884546172]

Those 'hash browns' were saturated in butter!

[chobitfan48]

they make it so wrong he said that they will moist the potatos at 2:07 are't it the oppsite your have to take most of the moist and fry it to it frim and crispy and man you guy are going to have a heart attck

[vikaleeanessa]

That is a SHIT load of Butter!!!

[padillafam3]

that is ALOT of butter. i wouldnt eat that