Whitest Kids U 'Know: Rip Your Dick Off

[snakey1051]

52 people bought the wrong one and got they're dick ripped off

[KingR3aper]

Hurray for token sassy black lady!

[Theguybehindyou14]

This is probably my favorite skit ever.  Hilarious!

[htm890]

nasty ass vacuum fukkas

[LikexaxbossG6]

@Hanleyman2 Lavern died

[gtmaster342]

Nasty ass vacum fucker

[Hanleyman2]

was that la verne from scrubs?

[orangejump11]

I regret nothing

[ksistealthfire]

"nasty ass vacume fuckers" lmao

[bustanutt177]

That shit is hilarious! and true! I used the 1st vaccuum and ripped my dick off

[blinx503]

was that a reall girl?

[asasas121212Q]

i love how its filmed in a kitchen

[WillyVWilson]

i love black women in wkuk

[xethros]

@WillyVWilson thats just timmy in make up

[DoubterApe]

The other guy at the counter looks like the comic book store guy from the bigbang theory.

[McLawlz]

I LOVE how fat sassy black women go nuts! XD

[DashOfRainbow]

Ri-DICK-ulous lol

[Ckarm555]

1400$ dollars thats rediculious!



[777MrTibbs]

He's going to use it to build his sex robot.

[hoodenmcburg]

Honestly the funniest part about this sketch is how Zac just strolls up in the beginning and casually says "You're gonna rip your dick off."

[Tanador680]

@hoodenmcburg @wtfboom332 Doesn't posting lines from the video make it SO MUCH FUNNIER??????

[efrainthegreat]

thats how i feel when i buy condoms...

[666TECHNO666]

@efrainthegreat thats why at supermarkets here theres self checkouts..no staff

[efrainthegreat]

@666TECHNO666 Man i wish my local drugstore had that. Instead i have to awkwardly look around and avoid making eye contact with the cashier lady. Worst part is that half the time she asks for my ID.

[666TECHNO666]

@efrainthegreat haha lol...crack up as

[tatetalk]

@efrainthegreat You know what I feel? Nothing. I go down the aisle and grab what I need then head to the register. I put them on the counter and pay, also remembering to engage in any conversation the cashier may strike up.

[killjoy58553]

There high and there's low and both of those will rip your dick off.

[TBomb15]

THAT'S GENIUS! THERE'S NO MESS IF YOU FUCK A VACUUM!

[youlookinatme66]

"OHHHH HELLLL NOOOOO!" *looks to her right* "YO TAQUISHA HOLD MY EARRINGS"

[davemart59]

Nasty ass vacuum fuckers.

[TheYesScope]

that hooker will definitly rip your dick off, this over here is way better

[MrThedashman]

theres high and theres low and those will both rip your dick off

[Burninelicker]

Funny

[jascos1976]

That was funny

[smeethers]

i hate that big nig at the end

[MrAngrybirds2]

Lol

[371850]

Watch he still gone buy it

[LeviOreo1]

Nasty ass vacuum fuckas!!!

[LilHondaRider24]

OH HEEEELLLL NO!!!

[Wadef16]

i watched this 4 times and its still funny

[naruto9115]

lawl this is funny

[mmurphy2021]

Why is he buying a vacuum cleaner in his kitchen?

[KabbaVArtAndDesign]

"This a vacuum cleaner that sucks dicks for a living....." LMAOOO! hahahahaha!

[kingbradley6000]

epic black lady

[starkreality70]

1:27

The grandaddy of stereotypical Black catchphrases

[MultiDEVOSTATOR]

I have a messy apartment too

[LILMANDYGRL]

to all those who disliked..AHHHHHH HELLLLLLL NAAAAAA

[calebschmalzvacuums]

dam i got the wrong vacuum

[DillonStanfordTV]

press 1:31 she checks the price than if you look closer the price tag is on the other side! weird I noticed that??????

[Mrreeeeeemix]

@DillonStanfordTV coz you my sir, are a loser. *slow clap*

[DillonStanfordTV]

@Mrreeeeeemix You my sir are a faggot troll *fast clap, loud roar*

[Mrreeeeeemix]

@DillonStanfordTV awkward moment when i was being serious.

[DillonStanfordTV]

@Mrreeeeeemix :umadbro?:

[haylococo]

She scanned the wrong side

[TheDrNegative]

I guess telepathy loses it's "spark" after a while. Right Sammy boy?

[soulleskill]

Nasty ass vacuum fuckers!!

[FeeneyProductionsLTD]

he forgot his receipt...

[dj69918]

i dnt know why the vacuum store is in a kitchen

[misteryboy1231]

Lady parts

Ohhhhh HELL NO.

watch this mutherfucker still gona buy it.

Nasty ass vacuum fuckers.

Lol made my day

[totalbadass500]

47 people bought that vaccum and it still ripped their dick off...

[ADickGooglSucks]

Don't be ashamed of who you are. VACUUM FUCKER PRIDE!

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

@MrJuR0j1n GET OUT OF HERE FOREIGNER!

[AddictingRSMVs]

@MrJuR0j1n  American comedy > ALL. so, you forigners can go rip your dicks off.

[MrJuR0j1n]

@AddictingRSMVs @DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO bawhahahaha.... too many negative votes, it's not real comedy sort it out man SORT IT OUT wahahaaha DAMN YANKS !!! there here

no

yesss ah im so bored of you

[Hobbitchoker]

@MrJuR0j1n ...How stupid can you be? It's comedy if people laugh. Go troll somewhere else.

[legoclockfreak710]

@MrJuR0j1n r u french?

[Warholy]

46 people had their dicks ripped off

[b22frozenfire]

i never thought of that, i wonder if that works.....

[Davvg]

Atleast you'll be able to install that black light in your room.

[TheDamnedPanda]

Of course I get a glitchy ad that lowers the video's frame rate.

[mtmark29]

Watch, THIS MUFUCKA STIL GON BUY IT

[pureblackeagle]

she scanned the wrong side of the box... the UPC code was on the other side...

[gothicasuwung]

@pureblackeagle

That wasn't the UPC. It was the shipping label. The UPC was on the bottom, where she scanned it. Check it out at 1:23

[flamingchedderpuff]

Watch this mother fucker still gonna buy it

[kamratframjandet]

Aww heeell no! Mmmm-hmm!

[WEGOTALLDAY]

watch this mother fuckers still gonna buy it.

[AllYouNeedIsNerd]

Way to keep your customers long to come back to the store, lady.

[TangeClown]

so the other day after watching this, i had to tell my mom my dick was dirty when she walked into my room

[thejunkyardmaster247]

oh HEYYALL no!

[Bewzbucket]

So, is there a Jizzle in the vacuum?

[TheEmeraldSorceress]

Oh heeeeel nooo

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

It sucks, and blows.

[heatherbr611]

"nasty ass vacuum fuckkass" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[GuiltySpartan12]

LMFAO there s a vaccum ad on the side..

[wtfboom332]

OH HEEEAAAAALLLL NO

[alwaysmaggot11]

nasty ass vacuum fuckers.

[TheSupermckay]

i love that black chick

[Zetsume1991]

This is why he learned telekinesis. Because it almost ripped his dick off

[DRC9234]

Oh hell naw! Nasty ass vacume fuckers!! hehe

[moOswe]

@DRC9234 You missed the "Mmm-hmmm" in the middle. Youre fierd!

[binnsbloe]

If anyone in the group in real life were to try this i just have a feeling it wouldve been sam.

[StephenAnimations]

Ooooohhhh HEEEELLLLL NO.



[Hoboinaboxdestroyer]

Oh HELL no!

[NicholasX9]

...I'm tempted to try this now

[Markthompson123]

1:18-1:20

[ColtonXStuehrk]

Works great on a samsung galaxy tablet!!!

[ColtonXStuehrk]

Woooot

[SahashiMinatoDS]

Watch! This motherf***** still gonna buy it.

This is ridiculous

takes out credit card

[sickmaster110]

77BLAZER77 And you would know!



[MsKdayy]

Well i dont know sir becuase its not going to feel like a blow job.

[hipielovers]

OHHHHHH HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO.

[thebarnhillway]

44 people bought the wrong vacuum and got their dicks ripped off

[JohnKraeer]

@77BLAZER77(and others, who have continued to argue with his retarded, lead tongue, stuck masturbating to gay animal porn ass fool) Or you could implement something called SWAG, and get an ACTUAL girlfriend who will do all of that for you for free! Granted, you will end up spending money on her. But you get a companion, a pussy to fuck, and for (at min.) a week per month, someone to suck you dick. All that sexual experience FOR FREE! You dumbass, lazy ass, little no game bitches!

[eitachi1]

44 had sex with a vaccum

[Ocelot6552]

wow



[shidoink]

ive tried it. 

[supersvamp1]

Nasty ass vacuum fuckers o_O

[xeyon]

i like how the kitchen is a store

[uzumakiking]

It's like buying a porno/hentai at a non-porn store XD

[JimJam0797]

Oh reddit.

[Atemporal]

oh heeeell naw.

[chovanec523]

@TheSharky679 oh you're VERY smart.

[TheSharky679]

he doesn't have a messy apartment

[Ssourjr]

@77BLAZER77 but you can use this one more than once, where as the girl might do it once for that kind of money.

[CbaToThink1994]

Thats fucking weird.

[wefkr]

nasty ass vacuum fuckers

[Lightfoot1990]

I'd buy that for more!!

[Greendaycheese]

Well.. Easy clean up.

[Rectofilo]

This video is...press 9 and you'll find out! Naaah it's pretty awesome tbh! :D

[Rickslic90]

IF you stick your dick in this vaccum and turn it on, it will rip your dick off

[RockLover269]

41 people got their dicks ripped off

[kyore789]

lmfao that black lady is the funniest person in the vid

[MrVargas619]

I got one of those to

[god1delusion]

I hate this black woman. She's loud, and not funny in the slightest.

[itsmadswag]

nasty-ass vacuum fuckers

[TheHumbleOutsider]

Okay this is the last video then I'm going to go to - Pussy Salad? I gotta see that!

[SmileyIfSinging]

HAHAHAHA so awesome.

[mikeyyy97]

did anyone else notice that when she scans the vacuum the barcode is on the other side?

[gcbfree23]

Fag

[loopit101]

666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 66 666 

[ZeldaScorpion]

"so, is there like multiple power settings on this thing?"

[marioandultrachap]

oooo hellllllllll no. XD

[Victor3Clan]

I LOOVE when black women say that. Hilarious, makes me laugh every time. Thanks for that! Gotta love black chicks.

[hentailover25]

41 people tried to fuck a vacuum and got their dicks ripped off.

[grandpalikesyou]

This is giving me bad ideas.......

[blueponies1]

@grandpalikesyou Temptations...

[SgtAwesome6]

forever alone...

[rookietgr]

Watch this mafucka still gonna buy it!!

[lfdh3playa360]

I'm afraid to buy vacuums now for the thought of all the workers thinking thats what I'm buying it for.

[27QuickScoper]

OH HELL NAH! SMOSH!

[SHiTJuFro743]

1400 dollars, that IS outrageous!

[Loogoo1st]

You bought that vacuum in your kitchen?

[wackywankavator]

That's as funny as a gallon of PCP. : /

[TheRandomnessx7]

lmao

[77BLAZER77]

1400 dollars, u can get the best real women to suck ur dick.

[manbearpigdanny]

@77BLAZER77 OFF ^_^

[naklid123]

@77BLAZER77 But $1400 will only last you so long. This Vacuum cleaner however, is a one time investment. ;)

[77BLAZER77]

@naklid123 a real experience would be remembered a plastic vacum wont.

[lemongamers]

@77BLAZER77 if i got my numbers right you could get around 14 atleast nice looking women to suck your dick off or one really sexy woman to do it three days in a row or just three times...depends

[77BLAZER77]

@lemongamers or u can get 1 hot girl for full gf experience for a day.

[TheCrusaderBin]

@77BLAZER77 Seriously? 1400? You can get a decent hooker for about 100 dollars, at least in Poland. Feel invited to Euro 2012.

[77BLAZER77]

@TheCrusaderBin in my opinion i would prefere a clean profesional without any deseases.

[nnnjc1]

@77BLAZER77 once 

[SuperFredcousin]

@77BLAZER77 But you cant get it more than once

;)

[77BLAZER77]

@SuperFredcousin for 1400$ u can get a full gf experience for a full day, i think that would be enough.

[Exiledas]

@77BLAZER77 Mate, they're just not as experienced as you are.

[77BLAZER77]

@Exiledas ; D

[drjonasson19]

@77BLAZER77 but only once. The vacuum can be used for years

[77BLAZER77]

@drjonasson19 lol but real women r better

[drjonasson19]

@77BLAZER77 yes, they can cook and clean, but the vacuum cleaner can be shut up with the ppush of a button. Big plus

[77BLAZER77]

@drjonasson19 ya lol. but if u forget to lower tthe speed of the vacum, u will loose ur dick.

[drjonasson19]

@77BLAZER77 haha, true

[thebrickbear]

Oh Helllllll Noooo

[trollacaust]

@Marissafresh they are...

[Marissafresh]

Lol i lovveee these videos wish they were on tv

[neoanarchobeatpunk]

@Marissafresh they are, they're on IFC

[hrondraco1]

the barcode was on the opposite side that she scanned

[LinkMyBoy]

@hrondraco1 She's black, you cant blame her for slip ups like that.

[USGiorgi]

Gross. 

[kimiscool1]

ohh haiiiiiiilll no

[chrispy199]

AWWW HELLLL NOOOO hahahahhaha

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