Shit Black Mamas Say!

[britany06]

YOU GOT SOME MCDONALDS MONEY?! ROFLMFAO Classic.

[briannahprincess]

"i know u didnt come in here asking me about 2 dollars! Do I ask for my tuition money back??" AHA! Thats my momma lol!

[Karaisoke]

I actually say things like this and I have NO idea where I got it from.

[agentjunieb]

"I ain't one of your friends" lol so true.

[ImHereToTellYou1]

"Don't be coming out here fanning funk. Did you take a bath?"

[marvelcomix]

LOL. I know everything you talkin' about

[karlavgreene]

Did you know my mom???????? LMAO!

[cryptify]

i swear some are from everybody hates chris

[sapphire2033]

When i have children, i will say this to them EVERY DAY.......

[kstasiaw]

This is the TRUE shit black mamas say!!!! BRAVO!

[TSPModels]

the best one...Go somewhere and sit down and act like you got some sense!!! I say that almost every day!!! LL

[candace20102011]

"Get me some juice and put some ice in it" Got me right on point!

[CohenzMoM]

"when we get up in this store, don't you ask me for nuthin'" LMAO!!

[Amineese]

When we get up in this sto dont chu ask me fa nothin! LMFBO! Funniest part of the vid. Lol I couldnt count if I wanted to how many times I heard that.

[Ahavameanslove24]

"Get out that Tv and go read a book."

[ahargrove2009]

"One day you gonna know how good you got it" #dead #classic!

[pearlofafrika]

lmbo you smell like a grasshopper!! 

[haughtybitchable]

you either stay IN or OUT

[MAiAbHadd]

Lamaoo .!!! soo turee tho'

[sassy10388]

"Did You Take A Bath? Cuz You Are Reall Musy." xD THIS BOII GOT ME ROLLIN'!!!! XD

[wutwutswag]

"you low on the totem pole" lmfao

[zombiesnewworld]

"you thirsty? drink ya spit."

[phillybaby215267]

oh my gosh i want your clock!!!!

[BarrettTV]

@phillybaby215267 get it at Target!!

[awdreamer2012]

You pretty much said everything my mom says lol. Her favorite is "you got some (insert something I want here) money?"

[drichone18]

"ya smelling ya self"

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

My moms white, I've heard her say "Do you have Mcdonalds money?".... That/s it, lol.

[nicolejj2483]

I've been a stepmom for three years and BOY, do I say "when we go inside this store don't you ask me for nothing!!!!! lol, I also say, don't touch nothing, you not getting nothing and you better not cut up in here.. lol

[monetATL]

Lmao "Close the drapes"

[JacketRobe]

my mom isn't black, but i've heard half of this haha

[cam100595]

what makes this video so funny is his tone is on point! i mean he says things exactly how my ma would and in the perfect tone

[JulyBabi97]

Don't forget: "YOU GOT TO THE COUNT OF THREE!!!" :)

[xxkatastr0phicxx]

"you smell like a grasshopper" - LMAO, whut?

[msmandy6816]

"Im gonna light you up like a Christmas tree" LMAO! 00:42

[funkskywalker1]

lol this funny

[prncezz1]

how many times has my mom siad ill let you plead temporary insanity or you got some mc donalds money

[newportsnpepsi]

I say most of these things lmao

[AjaeGoodGirlLee]

lolol my mom be like i can show you better than i can tell you.!

[kenyiata2]

Lol For Real .!!!

[Nicklicious]

LOLOL! Black people stay worried about Blood Pressure

[Ronwixziv]

"Roll your eyes at me one more time!.. I'll slap you into next week.

"I will smack you so hard, your children will feel the blow!"

"Don't eat it then! I'll feed it to the dog! Den whatchu gonna do?"

"Well if it ain't little miss/mister Runs-at-the-mouth, offerin up an unwanted opinion!"

[WizzleFizzle94]

"i will knock your ass into next week!" "You want me to give you something to cry about?" and my all time favorite "I brought you into this world, I will take you out!!"

[MegaAnn000]

lol... u sound jux like my momma " How many times I gotta repeat myself, go get the belt maybe then you a hear me!"...lmbo!

[arielleb77]

my mom says "u keep tryin me u gon find yoself wakin up dead!"

[pakatoria]

I love the clock in the backgound... one of my.moms fav-I brought you in this world, ill take you out.

[DJAWOODS]

haha..."Im yo mama i had you you aint have me" soooooo my mama lmao

[MikaValentino]

This si so my mommy.

[inuyasha54325]

i swear i hear that " dont ask me for nuthin" thang all the time

[WithLoveAndWishes]

I'm white and I hear this from my mom.

[RGB7005]

@WithLoveAndWishes same here!

[BeautifullyMade01]

lmaooooooooo...omg......I HAD YOU..YOU DIDN'T HAVE ME... lord...yes indeed



[HaHajjaha]

go somewhere nnd sitdown.... 

[whitephoenixranger]

LMAO @ "When we get in this store no body better ask for nothin'!!"

[RackCity98]

You ah ball-faced lie that's my mama all the way!!!!!!

[EvieE1002]

This was spot on. My mom said most of this. But you forgot, "Who are you talking to like that, I'm not one of your little friends." LOL

[Tiundra11]

"Boy/Girl don't make me _______" and "Lawd Jesus, don't let me hurt this child"

[DanyalleDLanorConley]

I don't know if anyone said it yet but " a hard head make a soft bottom"...

[Blueeyedsoul517]

i can't believe you forgot the ultimate! "I BROUGHT YOU IN THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT"

[Angel2Trill21]

@Blueeyedsoul517 my mom told me that everyday like damn mama

[MyrahGhurl95]

no no no you got it all wrong dude...

[TheCoats1234]

You must don't think fat meat is greasy.

[TheCoats1234]

Your ass is grass

[TheCoats1234]

Another 1; if you ask your mother for something, say for example, I want that for Christmas mommy. Her reply, "People in hell want ice water."

[TheCoats1234]

This is surely old school........."What the hell you lookin' @! Lookin' like damn it on the corner eatin' lifesavers!"

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[changen2010]

He's getting it with the finger gestures

[changen2010]

This one is my fac "You may be taller than me but I'm still the mama and I'll knock you right down"

[BlacKidX11]

Way too accurate! You must know every black mom says "lord please don't let me beat this child" when shes about to beat you. :)

[TrancyServices]

what the hell is McDonalds money?

[LovintheMakeup43]

omg! its scary how true this is!

[vintagejayaolcom]

You missed " I brought you in this world..and I'll take you out!"

[areahcuppycake]

"don't come up in here fanning funk" Lmfaoooo

[shanana000]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!

[Kvjvjdfgjkd]

hilarious !

[GeishaDevi]

this is so accurate lmbo

[HamperedKnave2]

You forgot to add, "mmmmmmm mmm m m m." and "mmmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm."

[iroc31407]

you forgot about being knocked into next week and/or kingdom come...where my change at? oh, you think you grown? close your legs! that's my baby! you aint got no ass whipping like i used to get...where your report card at? go to the store and get me some flour to fry this chicken with, and you better not stop and talk to nobody...as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord...

[yorubagirl012]

get me this much juice and put some ice in it. THATS MY BLACK MAMA!

[shay1992ify]

you forgot..."BUST YA HEAD TIL THE WHITE MEAT HANG OUT!" lol too funny!

[kevseb66]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! My mom to the T.

[RockLovely50]

HILAR :)

[msgigglesbaby]

lmfao Thats my momma. you forgot the countdowm 10-9-8-7-6 "YOU BETTA CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 5-4-3-2-1 * gets belt and starts wooping ass*

[blewknew]

My baby daddies ain't shit. I've heard a lot of them say that.

[OnlyDynastyJ]

OMG #DEAD !!! hahaha... how many times have i heard several of these sayings....

[2REALJITS]

Lol I aint one of Yo lil friends

[fayeandlou]

mom wen u get a youtube

[DeahjaniqueCarso]

Its My Refigerator Its My House . You Better sit Down Somewhwre And Act Liek You Got Some Since . When we Get In This Store you Better Not Ask Me For Nothing . You Aint finstah Make My Blood Pressure Go Up . You a Got A Pot To Piss In Or A Window To Throw It Out

[Sha404Bby]

"you got some mcdonalds money?" LOL. How many times have i heard that!

[ChrisbeFoSerious]

You're low on the totem pole.

[scomynig]

@pattydole70 -______- Iight bruh u right "nigga" is ignorant... but tell me where Negroes call pop cuz its not common on this side of the US

[KilleenKid24]

@scomynig oklahoma

[TheYeahwoah]

You gon get up off the ground wonderin what train hit you!! hahahahah omg tooo funnnyy

[thenumethod]

a hard head makes a soft ass--my mamma and daddy. hilarious!

[jcroks2010]

lmao dont make me slap the black off you :D

[chykolaethai]

Oh yeah she loved saying this too. And don't go to nobody house eatting having folk thank I don't cook. My mama was always talking shit.. still does.

[chykolaethai]

Go take yo mannish ass some where and sit down fore' I hit you in the top of yo head wit my fist and make you cross eye'd

[Shanae2003]

Go and there and wash smelling like a GRASSHOPPER!?!??! DEAD!!!

[fayeandlou]

1:19 -1:21 kills me!!!!! :D

[MsTr3tr3]

u a bald face lie lmao!!!!

[trence5]

Damn about 95% of shit my grandmother would say

[chrysb81]

Lmao my momma white and she has said half of this, especially "when we get up in this store, don't you ask me for nothin" lmao

[tangerine1122]

wash your hands real good and get me bout this much of juice!!! lol that is my mama!!

[Cupcakealannah]

My mom is mexican and says some of this :3

[peppermintstripez]

Now when we go in this sto don't ask me fo NOTHIN

[ItsAteenWORLDxo]

"I aint one of your little friends" my mom

[Daise772]

the cup with the juice= story of my life!!!!!!

[Cheychey011801]

Lool Thiis Is ALL True

[megajptron]

This is what my gramma says too . lol

[SmokesdaGanja]

Sit your ol' musty tail down! lol

[ahargrove2009]

Don't be coming in here fanning funk!! #dead

[Rzrbck11]

"You oughta get tired of me having to repeat myself." YYYYEEEESSSS!!!!

[MissNocturnal09]

"You a lie & the truth ain't in you." & "Because I said so."

[grandcarriage1]

I've heard these EXACT words from a single, black ,gay father, raising two teenagers.

[MsRo43]

lmao !! now this was funny ! "you got some mcdonald's money?" i got that EVERY time!!

[mizzbowwezzy1]

"I'ma get you for old and new!" lol

[kejuanam]

lol this is soooo damn true nd he sound like mi mom lol

[BeastmasterFFX]

this reminds me of everybody hates Chris

[quani30grav410]

my auntie say shit like this?

[prettyNpurpleAlways]

apparently every black momma asks if they kids got mc donalds money haha i never have mc donalds money -___-

[HEYITSNIPS]

Sit Your black ass down xD

i get that :p

[waffelpwnlady]

You got some McDonald's money?

I get that.

[CrazyBabyMamas1]

lol..i know i've said most of these.

[Mustardandcheese]

Some of that sound like shit a grandmama would say.

[SundanceTree17]

I'm knock the black off you, my mama says that. I reply: Mom! we are bi-racial! and we have no ounce of black in us, and my mom looks at us crazy.

[LUX3dollfaceLAHbella]

@SundanceTree17 If you're mixed with black you have more than an ounce in you lol.

[WaywardAce]

When we get up in this store. don't you ask me for nothing ....... HAHAHA

[richardjsbabygirl]

OMG, this is me. I heard a LOT of these from my mama, and I repeat a bunch of them to my children. LOL

[SepiaKisses]

When we get up in this store, don't you ask me for nothing! HAHAHA Classic!!

[LaidInTheAfterLife]

my moms say all the shit he jus said lol

[CBunnie]

That is a mix of my mama n gma omg

[kbrad2011]

You forgot "THE DEVIL IS A LIE!!" lol too funny!

[00Crazyness]

@kbrad2011 LOL funny thats what all african parents say when something goes wrong big or minor "the devil is a lier"

[BreyoNetwork]

shutup talkin to me with all that foolishness <------ my mom smh

[ndapottershands]

i always say i wish my daddy was still alive! LOL and i aint one of your little friends.. and... hell i say all of that!!! LOL this was funny as hell!!

[sonaliegh]

"I wish my mama was still alive." My mama used to say that to me ALL THE TIME. I'm like OK. I get it. I'm wrong. You're wrong. Can you kill the violins please? Lol.

[ANDRIALANDERSON]

THIS IS THE FUNNY'EST SHIT IVE SEEN ALL DAY!

[ShontiB2011]

"You got some McDonald's money"...I say that all time to my girls...

[Spanishphly88]

My mother used to say: "oh, you can just kick that in the street buddy" (meaning it's not gonna happen) also "Who the mama who the son?" "that is so ignart" " is you retarded? why would you do that?' "go sit down somewhere nigga!" LOL

[germyw]

Omg. I'm going to have to revamp my mama terminology. I pride myself on not sounding like that but some phrases do slip in like " do you have McDonalds, taco bell, toys r us, Disney world money?". Lol!

[germyw]

"close the drapes! Everyone can see all up in the house.". Yes! This!  There's not a daggone thing in Ty house that anyone wants or wants to see. *smh*. Lol!

[mrscountrygurl86]

"When we get up in this store, don't you ask me for NOTHING" lmbo!!! My mama told me not to ask for nothing wherever we went. If we went to someone's house, I couldn't even drink a glass of water. "Just cause they look like they clean don't mean they is. You ain't got no business begging no way". I had to eat and drink before we left the house, lmbo. I knew not to go playing to hard, or else I might be thirsty for like 3 hours, lol!!! MY mama and her "clean" issues, smh!

[TamzUniqueSong]

1:42 LOL!!!!

[jolu0045]

LOL

[Theblackallure]

you a bald face lie! lmfaooo 

[arianaheade]

ON. POINT,

[KhalifaLillie]

His Voice Makes Every Thing Better !

[Abreezy36]

"Wish my momma was still alive... One day you gone know how good you got it...You I Never Woulda said half the stuff you say to me to my momma" SOOO TRUE!

[delilahkates]

I'm white and my mom sounds like that... only louder!

[Blackgurl420]

Right on point

[QUEEN1YVE]

Ha...loved it!!

[123ryane]

I used every last one of those statements with my kids

! Thanks for the walk down memorie lane!

[chrisythechris]

my black mom said lil nigga u better stop talkin to me i aint one of yo friends who you gettin loud with u better get yo act straight or ill slap the black straight off the side of your face and i dont ow you nothing you ow me

[KSS2093]

go in there and take a shower u smell like a grasshopper LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[Crushing1352]

yessss lol this is on point

[bobboromia]

I'm not black but if i was i would so know this is true

[HeyItsRez]

My mom would always say "when we get in this store boy you better not ask for nothin!" lmfaaooo i love these

[jezzie2real]

My mama told me Let me catch you in a lie..its gon be hell and hot water.

And Catch a belt to that ass not get yo ass out my face..

She say everything in here too

[yesitstess28]

you smell like a grasshopper LOL HAHHA THIS IS GREAT

[jeorge176]

lol musty

[Jubears10]

"you are low on the totem poll" lolololo died

[gyabiii]

I AIN'T ONE OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.

ALL. THE. TIME.

[shstewartamilah]

this whack my mom dont sya none of dis

[kcwild05]

lllmmmaaaoooo mines was good for sayin " ima knock the black off of you"..." who you think u talking to... dis my house" " ima knock all your teeth out" oh an " LORD JESUS..."....... " ask me one more time hear...."

[CocaCola1813]

Lmao my momma white &' she says so mucha this : )