Battlefield 3 - Battlefield Penis

[DeXSeD]

beadvise we spotted a enemy dick over

[moelf5]

that horny breathing of the jet fighter gives the video kind of a porn character

[Beastkangaro]

Christian tam is gay!!!!!!!!

[Beastkangaro]

Well played gentlemen

[Artemalido]

Кривой чуть чуть :DDD

[trankhanhvinhan]

I would laugh myself to death if I was flying around seeing that shit lol

[Jomuvaz94]

jajajajajajajajajajaja xD!!

[smike96]

OK ja

[udalix]

haha they say one ball is bigger than the other!!

[notdahangoverguy]

Pilot1: Hawkeyealpha come in, flying over ground zero keep an eye open North-east of your position..over

Pilot2: Japseyebravo this is Hawkeyealpha, heading that way what seems to be the prob.............. :D!!!!

Pilot1: WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Pilot2: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

General: hawkeye, Japs eye comein

pilots: :O General: WAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAP!

[187Hannover187]

epic!

[HaloModder555]

Tiny balls.

I'm not saying it's Aliens, but it's Aliens!

[lucastva]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[aser2004]

looooooooooooool

[nixymagoo]

fucking epic. all started with the blowtorch penis and now look...... mega penis

[TerroDragon23]

TUMOR

[Charles163NFS]

WTF ??? How can the other ball is bigger than the other ball ??? Thumbs up if u agree

[Charles163NFS]

@Charles163NFS Wow youu are so freakin awesome dude

[youwantsomeofme]

@Charles163NFS its common for men to have one nut bigger than the other

[Themeistermichi]

imagine how dumb us intelligence guys would look if they see that on a satellite picture near to an iranian nuclear facility

[TheNY98]

lmao



[TheLEATHALGAMING]

You are cool. How at hell did you it?

[TargetNumber09]

0:43 the jet came

[lethalfatality1]

-.-

[masterype2]

im a engineer i paint those things on the wall :p

[Chikunnism]

And not a single flag was capped that day.

[Cr4zyR3my59]

MDR

[smopidow]

how long did it take u guys to make this? :P

and can one lay as many mines as he wants to? :S

[pantherandgrizzly]

What... The... Fuck...

[Darkstresser]

00:30 Darth Vader likes that penis... L.O.V.E. at first sight!

[iTzTweak]

His Left nut.

Does it have a tumor?

[ch4zzw4zz]

You gotta love the Sir Community

[DemonHakz]

Its not normal when one nut hangs lower then the other

[xNikolai]

@DemonHakz

Uh yes it is.

[DemonHakz]

@xNikolai

i ment to say bigger

[8866ryfxd]

AHAHAHAHAHAH lol, making of plz 

[TheNfstuner]

now make BF3

[mr9396]

Now add viens and hair

[brande2274]

call of duty suck BATTLEFIELDS DICK !!!!!

[volcumpozer]

now make some tits an ass ;D

[SpenserGTS]

LOL WTH.

[cnork6]

yea, thats another reason why bf is better then cod

[Hatten1A]

Good Job - da vinci :D

[gamemasterpro99]

all hail for the epic penis



[chain2mnm1]

Ah the detail is perfect too..one nut bigger than the other!

[chain2mnm1]

lol..boys will be boys! xD

[RevFilmore]

This video was linked on a fun site with a different title and when I notived the penis looks sorta edited it took me another 20 seconds that the SET was NOT real life but BF3. Well done, D.I.C.E., *well* done!

[mandrake2008]

die lijkt op mij  pik

[sumps1998]

near 0:43 the jet got a erection

[osakar]

mine is little bit bigger than that.

[chas44cranky]

lol i ...

[NukoNegija]

lol

[Mindbender05]

Wow.. a pensi. You 10 year old?

[xboxwizard98765]

@Mindbender05 1. Stop being a boring old fart and get a sense of humor

2. A 10 year old has better grammar than you

3. You must have known a penis was involved if you saw the title



[homefront678]

the right nut is small to the other one lol

[TimLake]

@homefront678 Yeah, that's normal isn't it?

[11SWUA11]

Brilliant work :)

[Smash3x]

aahhahahahah genius!

[ThePatricio116]

Attack Here ->

[Steve2451]

In some epic dogfight then, seeing this....

[TypeZero303DevilFish]

hahahaha was fhrope in this?!?!

[miracl3DuMMy]

Hahaha

[superturtle1011]

does it count as explicit based on youtube standards?

[yesitsyodady]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA DICK BLOW U!!!

[caleb1823]

wow anyone who dose that is surely gay

[0902studios]

@caleb1823 someone's flagging....lol

[caleb1823]

@0902studios Lol

[vezirfb]

it's not about the winning, it's about sending a message..

[GodOfSwat]

@vezirfb Here is my message: Vagina Jokes aren't funny, Period.

[CapPanizzoli]

nice!!!!

[avenged1311]

sdosjaodajsodjasodjasdoj

[koobz21]

that worked WAY too well

[TheMatias1803]

8======================D



[Emecepola]

awesome game wtf

[TheUltimatekratos3]

problem?

[TeslaTrooperRampagan]

What config used editing and uploading the video?

[Destroythisworld]

Feel like a 5 years old.

[Zerokanu]

Epic.

[garanveg]

HOLY PENIS!!!

[DesolateSilenceBand]

Fake and gay

[FilitosCDM]

Epic Maximum Trolling !!!

[core2zero]

do a pokerface!!

[gusmcleod922]

This video went viral on Port Louis

[BoPisanki]

kawał huja

[Lukas34353]

LOL XD

[zarithevill]

You won battlefield 3

[homefront678]

pc can do way more cool stuff then console

[AntiRaucher95]

olig hi!

can you make a trollface ? pls

that would be so funny....a trollface and over it" Problem?"

[omgomgomg1775]

omgf! respect guys!

[wellfeedmonkey]

1293 like penis lolz

[meaburry]

este video es la polla!

[reconman117]

That would be sooo sick if you guys are able to do a bf3 sandbox it would be a whole new thrill

[barnardeb]

thats some really sick shit lmao dam funny way to go mike

[lastarrow1]

how did u do this may i know?

[CriticalChocolate]

@lastarrow1 just line up c4s with mines and what not, just need several support players to do it aswell since support can only lay down around 6 each

[D3M3TRIOAKACALI]

la polla q mierda es eso??? se dice este juego esta de puta madre. esta bien guapo

[cobardejogua]

@D3M3TRIOAKACALI Ahora vas a venir tu a ensenar a un espanol a hablar castellano no? xD

[D3M3TRIOAKACALI]

@cobardejogua es q lo dije con clase tio, te doy clases si quieres. solo dime cuando.

[dodsildinho]

operation firedick

[kakitaRundstedt]

what a random shit, u just made my day haha, thanks

[lolpl0000]

lmao 

[Howards99]

este video es la polla jajjajajajajaj

[XxWest532xX]

WTF ?

[Rapocho]

That's a penis!

[shoent]

Awesome!

[daniel91pereira]

so the point is dice has ball cancer?

[qxPROxp]

That is fucking awesome.

[bigdonut001]

something wrong with his left nut

[loloolololololol]

now you all know how the nazca lines were made

[toshiroo]

@loloolololololol

lollll nice one

[el2012ful]

jajaja

[H3br3wHamm3r81]

Awesome. Do a vag next. lmao



[deathrunner821]

they didnt stop the dissapearing c4 though {:

[MrPhSch]

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in my entire life...

[JohnnyLoco27]

Sergeant, there is an incoming missle on your six! Oh! what the!? Uhh searge, there is a huge dick below you...

[Kragsword]

Fine example of the psychological attack.

[PumaSocat]

9gag :P



[t1czer]

Do it on CoD... ohh... sorry, no vechicles...

[olig89]

@t1czer i have actually done a smiley face on cod4 with c4 but before i started filming things, im sure there are videos of people doing it out there...but yeah, no swooping overviews!

[TheTruthNJ09]

@olig89

I could have sworn you could do that view in the clip editor in "theater".

[ouestlands]

@t1czer Cod is better, stop haters

[t1czer]

@ouestlands Better? Where? In Singleplayer only. Its rip-off of Counter Strike in multiplayer. You suck. Stop offencing people.

[goldbullet50]

@t1czer You are wrong, 3 COD games have had vehicles...

[t1czer]

@goldbullet50 Riding on the rails isnt fun. Its war, not a train simulator.

[goldbullet50]

@t1czer Heh :)

[juanjo101010]

@t1czer And no space ! hahaha

[Rakinroww]

enough internet for today.

[grimyp09]

Thats madness haha

[MrBangCoi]

Thank you Internet <3

[grimyp09]

What a nob lol

[V4NN1LLANOV4]

8===D-----------

[SuperMaruKid]

At 0:38

Pilot: This is your pilot speaking. If you look through your right window, there is a large drawing of a penis. This is a new installation in the Nazka Line.

[MINICH3F]

Dude, u just past to hisrtory, since the faq that nobody cant do it again!! thats one for the books

[SwePw]

I guess you can say you where... dicking around?

[JaleGaming]

ALIENS!

[MrTouch404]

Hm, let me write a comment in Spanish, maybe a spaniard will read it and understand it:

Este juego es la polla. :D

Now I'm happy.

[MontiyMetal97]

@MrTouch404  vienes de no tengo tele a que si?

[MrTouch404]

@MontiyMetal97 Qué va, yo soy más de CC xDD pero vamos que no, no vengo de NTT ni tiene que ver con CC...

[christofer2608]

@MrTouch404 Esta de la verga!

[lolthesystem]

@MrTouch404 Has sido entendido xD

[DenihFTW]

@MrTouch404 I understand it cauz im spanish <3

[blackarrow121]

@MrTouch404 nunca mejor dicho xD

[sobrinoplaza]

@MrTouch404 cod mejor para mi, aunque el mw3 tiene muy muy malas conexiones

[0HitsugayaToushirou0]

@MrTouch404 Ya te digo...

[speedrocketironsd]

jajajaja nice

[Kilmarnock1996FC]

pffffffffffft mines is bigga :P

fucking funny though

[TheFATBOI666]

how did u do that

[UrAnus1231]

Rick Perry is right. Gays shouldn't openly serve in the militairy.

[MinuteMan187]

LOL I'm going to subscribe cuz I wanna see more shit like this xD

[opera5387]

Alien's sign ???

[Vyckaxxx]

That's how aliens did a crop circles in BF2.

[Pein61]

My sister is girl and she like it ! LOL

[omarxxxxx]

@Pein61 omg i thought she was a boy

[NekGuitar]

@Pein61 your sister is a girl? WUT?!

[zoubab]

WIN !!

[WelleErdball23]

OH MY GOD

[xXNapsterManXx]

this is pure Retardation gg

[fastermanable]

Good job man HAHA

your smart idea

[RofIStomper]

Bunch of homos. Should have done a pair of Tits instead.

[jonnyboy1091]

that jet pilot had to have been female or gay.

[Warad]

I'm sure some Marines in Iraq actually did this.

[Holzkohlen666]

This shit sure is gay!

[swoopTK421]

MOST CREATIVE BF3 TROLLING EVER

[RaptorSMG]

this is Nazca

[ZIEX21]

12 people play MW3.

[b1a5k0ps]

oh and btw how long did it take to do this?

[olig89]

@b1a5k0ps about 30-45 minutes from the start of planning until exploding started :)

There were a lot of issues with something that big because you can only see the mines from within a certain distance!

[karlking1995]

@olig89 I thought each player was limited to 6 mines, so correct me if im wrong did you have like 64 friends in tht server lol

[olig89]

@karlking1995 before the recent patch a player could lay his 6 mines down and they would remain after they died...so you could lay 6 - suicide - lay 6 - suicide etc etc. sadly they stopped that :P

[karlking1995]

@olig89 That Suckes so much damn it Pun not intended lol

[V4NN1LLANOV4]

@karlking1995 they where hacking so they had unlimited mines!

[karlking1995]

@V4NN1LLANOV4 DO YOU THINK IM FUCKING DUMB YOU STUPID CHILD

[V4NN1LLANOV4]

@karlking1995 dude WTF is your problem???? all i said was that they have unlimited mines and then you start having a spazz!!!!!!! yeah im the child here mate when your name is karlking1995 an "1995" is probably your B Day hahahahahah so your 17 or something!!!

and im 24 hmmmm and im the Dumb child, and one more thing mate, when you type a message beck to someone you don't start by abusing them!!! that just shows the LOWEST OF LOWS!!!!!!