Adam Hills - Joymonger - Part 5

[CwAziEGiRl]

Hellooooooo ...What did he say I didn't hear? Gooooo the Nigerian cab driver you rock! We should all have a great attitude like him :D

[devilunderworld666]

haha can't get over how bad his nigerian accent is!!! still funny though

[moosikerin]

"Fuckinnnn to be or not to be"

[comfortouch]

"You all look the same to me!" LOLOLOLOL

[shuri]

LOOK

SHUT UP.

GO TO A POLITICAL FORUM WITH THIS GUYS

SOME OF US ARE HERE TO ENJOY A JOKE

[chinacat9100]

"...............GO AWAY!!!!!!!!"

[BashProductions123]

@RayKanen69 I know what you're saying. In AUS you have to have a license just for a freaking paintball gun. Although I hear they're trying to get rid of it. I've never heard of a death by paintball.

[KatieFromEngland]

I was thinking "Please be joke guy" during the cab joke

[maxeriux]

Could somebody please explain that drunk guy's joke? I couldnt really hear out and fully understand it. Thank you

[4aleas]

@maxeriux scienctists have crossed an octopus with a niger. it's an ugly fucker but gee it can pick cotton

[ar2110302]

I laughed at the joke.

No racial.

[ReBeLaDaM100]

i cant breath

[elsiee94]

No joke, this makes me laugh every single time I watch it.

[sailorgemstone]

I want to give that awesome cab driver an awesome hug he's awesome!!!

[johnson1095]

Hold your Fuckin nah lolz xD

[johnson1095]

nah, FUCKIN, nah xD

[creamyfilling102]

lol octopuss nigger that can pick cotton. not that i'd take that seriously, but that is pretty funny.

[NexusDarkworld338]

pissed, feeling numbbbbbbbb

but brillianttt

this gujy also brilliant!!!!

[NexusDarkworld338]

watched this while drunk, fucking hilarious, now sober stilllllllllllllllllllllllll brilliant

now google search grey faction

do it do it DDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[austinthebookworm5]

One of the nicest guys I know is Nigerian :)

[Caseytehspacey93]

I lost it at "titties" :P

[Triny123abc]

Adelaide drivers are the worst!!! i get my L's in a couple of days and i'm a bit worried about what's going to happen, if you live in adelaide you'll know what i'm talking about.

[am15101989]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Thanks so much for the upload!

[creamyfilling102]

haha nigger octopuss. that is just a tad bit funny.

[superrandomchic56]

outdoor tent!outdoor tent? as opposed to those indoor tents! Yeah na na na yeh na go and hang with ya fucken! Just leave me standin here like some fucken! To big to fucken! Mr. Spicks and Fucken! Oh alright alright whats ya joke! Hang on its on me phone. Nah ya fucken, oh I just gotta find the fucken, oh thats not the fucken, yeah hold ya fucken.

Bhahahaha love it <3

[myfastvh]

tittys lol

[myfastvh]

its not possible to get enough of adam hills he is so awsome

[TheJusticeKirby]

Titties!!!!

[misslfriel]

i have titties in my dreams too oh drunken man lol

[threetailedfox1]

The guy who disliked this was the angry driver.

[ThatsSpiffing]

Eeeeey fuckin' eeeeyyyy has me in stitches!

[afromanGT]

That story of the nigerian makes me proud to live in a country that can make a man that excited just to be. More immigrants like him!

[spriddlez]

Fuckin' I have a DRUEEAAAAAM! Titties!

Rofl <3

[curums900]

THAT NIGERIAN GUY DESERVES A FUCKIN MEDAL!!!!

[NatalieHartstone]

I'm in love with the Nigerian taxi driver!!!

[PPV01]

regarding the octopus and the nigger joke the puch like is "its an ugly fucker but jee it can pick cotton" hope that helps some of you, enjoy the rest of the show :)

[PPV01]

regarding the octopus and the nigger joke the puch like is "its an ugly fucker but jee it can pick cotton" hope that helps some of you, enjoy the rest of the show :)

[TornadoCreator]

The octopus nigger joke isn't English, I sware. I heard "It's an ugly fucker but jerr kur pet tu con" so I tried the subtitles.... the subtitles read "it's an ugly fat but g_a_t_t_ com". SERIOUSLY! Your accent fucked you this time Adam, the joke didn't make sense to well, anyone who's not australian.

[littledevil6993]

@TornadoCreator i got it lol

[alidavidson85]

@TornadoCreator I understood and I've never been to Australia.

[bein18rulz]

have a good day my aussie friend

LAWL

[Phaugirl]

Thumbs up for the Nigerian cabbie driver!!! =D

[ZACY29]

"HAVE A GOOD DAY MY AUZY FRIEND!" that is how good of amood this dude was in, Good god I need one of those days!

[Paladin24987]

i found the octo-nigger joke hilarious :/

[JakeJohnRogers]

@Paladin24987 fuck you stupid troll

[Kellie4bz]

fuckkkiiinnnnn, fuckkiiinnnn, fucckkkiiinnnn, fuckkiinnnn,,

[snowboardingpro147]

fuckin wow no dislikes lol thats good also 31000th viewer lol 

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

"OMG, he's followed me" XD

Why can't there be more British comedians like Adam Hills (optimistic, positive, etc)

[Kellie4bz]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 coz aussie's are awesome :p

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@Kellie4bz Indeed you are! After all, you gave the world Steve Irwin (RIP)

:)

[Kellie4bz]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 haha yeah(:

[Reaper69247]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 Agreed. I've just watched this whole thing back to back, and I'm absolutely filled with the warm-fuzzies, particularly about the bit about teaching his godson about life, and the carrot :D

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@Reaper69247 If I had him for a godfather, I think my life would be a lot more positive! :D

[Emikero]

OMG he's followed me......

"What do you think his problem is?" I said, "I think he wants you to go a little bit faster." Hehe "I will go faster if he will pay my speeding fine. Hahahaha!"

[TheJbloom]

grrrryyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nawww yeeyeeyeeyeyee fuckin...i gotta BRRWUAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!...I gotta joyke foyr ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!....

lollololololol

[unknowndeoxys00]

We need more people like the Nigerian cab driver in this world. He is brilliant. xD

[mozzerella111]

That Nigerian guy is my new idol!

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

"I'm sorry, you all look the same to me."

I had my Chinese friend say that to me the other day. xD

[weldon29]

@DontTouchMyVicodin I'm Chinese, and I do find it harder to distinguish the difference between White people than Asians.

[rassilonstributer]

GO AWAY!

Adam is my hero.

[ePiCsCenEzZ]

LOOOL

[DefconBravo]

How is it that he complains about racism, when half his material involves abusing americans?

[darkmiles22]

@DefconBravo Americans aren't a race.

[yealolwut]

@DefconBravo dude, shut up.

[smileymileyfanemily]

@DefconBravo everyone abuses americans, its the americans fault. ;P

[RayKanen69]

@DefconBravo Because the rest of the world is jealous of the USA and before people start complaining to me to "STFU American" IM SCOTTISH MUTHAF*CKA'S

[jinjaninja87]

@RayKanen69 why would anyone be jealous of a country that votes in george bush... twice, the fact that americans assume that we're all jealous of them just shows exactly how up themselves they are which is WHY everyone hates them....

[RayKanen69]

@jinjaninja87 And yet when they vote in a man (Obama) who practiaclly runs the country into the ground suddenly everyone loves it? again, America is the greatest superpower on the planet and guess what, I dont even live in USA so how does that make americans up themselves if a British person is defending them?

[BashProductions123]

@RayKanen69 Just because they're a superpower militarily does not make them the greatest country on the planet. They have trillions of debt (which they had to raise the debt ceiling earlier this year because of) and out of control gun problems. Some of the worst neighborhoods in the US are located in their Capital a mile or two from the White House. Of course I have no problems with Americans. It's when they get in your face about being the greatest Country, where it gets annoying.

[RayKanen69]

@BashProductions123 They're not just a military superpower, They're the front runners in most Medical and commersial technology as well. As you said that every country has pros and cons, So drawing attention to the bad neighborhoods doesnt help your arguement, I'd gladly stay in some of those neighborhoods cause I stay in worse and know of plenty of worse places around the world where people cant even afford food let alone guns.

[BashProductions123]

@RayKanen69 All in all, I'm saying every Country has its own Positives and Negatives.

[RayKanen69]

@BashProductions123 And in my honest opinion, Guns would make living in UK much more bearible. Too many Breaking and Entering crimenals get in harm or kill people and get away. Knowlage that you could get your head blown off is a very big deterent to many would be crimenals.

[BashProductions123]

@RayKanen69 I agree that guns are and should be a right in self-defense... but the amount of different things you can acquire in the US is out of control. When do people need an assault-rifle to defend themselves. There is a line between defense and ridiculous. However, the US does contribute a lot to the world no doubt about it. But this is about comedy here on this video so I'll leave this subject alone.

[RayKanen69]

@BashProductions123 Speaking as someone who cannot legally own a gun as a UK citizen, Having an Automatic weapon in the house would help me sleep alot sounder.

[SINSSTER]

@RayKanen69 Judging by the massive crime rate in America its not a deterrent at all because yes you can get a gun to defend yourself but any spastic can get a gun as well.

[e199sigma]

@SINSSTER In the words of Adam Hills himself: "...GO AWAY."

Seriously, this isn't the place for a discussion of crime rates, guns, or what-have-you. Go to a more political video for that--the rest of us are here for a laugh.

[Se1ander]

@DefconBravo

Well, America abuses the rest of the world soooooo that is a veeeeeeeeery small payback........

[Tsugo582]

A massive outdoor tent.... as aposed to all those indoor tents

Haha (:

[Ellisaphant]

his Korean accent sounds like Mario

[BitchinnShoes07]

I guarantee you that phone joke was written by a redneck.

[crimsonvipor]

What was the drunk joke?

"It was an ugly fucker but gee it could ______?

[hughes7520]

@crimsonvipor Pick Cotton

[Boom361]

@crimsonvipor pick cotton

[97361230]

"Omg he followed me!"

[LexissBaaby]

"GO AWAY ! "

ahahaha loving it yaah f*ckin

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

what does it say at 8:20??

"hello _____"

[musicfreak012]

"hello my friend!"

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

@musicfreak012 haha. thank you! now i can hear it

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

@musicfreak012 haha. if i listen back to it, i can still barely understand it, even though i know what he's saying.

[csgrambauer]

@ringojohnpaulgeorgee Same here. :D

[janjucsurfer]

@ringojohnpaulgeorgee auzzi

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

@janjucsurfer yes... what about it?

[redfoxonstilts]

Have a good day, my Aussie friend XD

[verticalsmurf]

I'd warmly welcome the Nigerian bloke to Australia. He is happy to, and want's to be here, and he pisses off the morons!

[AussieEvonne]

@verticalsmurf Yup, definitely gotta agree with you there. hahaha. More power to that bloke.

[HeartsMeNeko]

OMG..he's followed me!

[Darkjoker112]

@Jimmycrackcorn23456

Scientists have crossed an Octopus with a nigger. It's an ugly fuckup but gee it can pick cotton.

That was the joke the drunk guy showed him on his phone.

[Jimmycrackcorn23456]

What was that nigger joke he said?

[verticalsmurf]

I wouldn't even rate it as a joke. It was told by some drunken moron. As Adam had expected, no-one laughed.

Darkjoker112 has reiterated the supposed 'joke' above.

This has no reflection on Adam, he is relating a story that really pissed him off. And, as no-one in the audience laughed or applauded, I think it is a pretty clear indication that the vast majoritiy of Australians were offended by this.

[beshi01]

im from adelaide, and thats gold. GOLD!!!

[J3sst44]

You've merely reinforced his statements. HE'S BEING SARCASTIC, he's a stand up comedian, he's Australian, there needs not be a disclaimer.

[Semiramiis]

"Cites".

He rips on everyone.

[SMBtrix666]

His impression of the drunk guy is gold. :P

[kroak369]

you all look same to me...........LOL!!!!!!

[keiios]

"Have a good day, my Aussie friend" :)

[Shangas]

This is...without a doubt, the best bit of the entire show.

[xEgyptianWhorex]

'Go away!'

Lolz

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@xEgyptianWhorex It's the look on his face as he says it that gets me XD