Creepy Christmas Decorache

[ZHaDum1000]

All I wat for Christmas is Precious Moments in Richardland.

[richardland]

@ZHaDum1000 EVERY moment in Richardland is precious...

[ZHaDum1000]

I mean JamesMitchellTV not RosterWho.

[ZHaDum1000]

Penguins are South Pole inhabitants.

I think the polar bears wiped out their northern colony.

[ZHaDum1000]

My favourite opening of your videos is:

RichardLand Video Blog..... Da Da Da Da Da!

[ZHaDum1000]

I was "turned on" to you by RosterWho who also loves your humour and watches your videos.

[ZHaDum1000]

I absolutely love this video. Your dialogue is pricelss! I laugh every time I watch it.

[calvinandhobbesfan11]

Merry Fricken Christmas Everybody. (even thought this is being posted like 3/4 months before chirstmas or I guess 8 months after chirstmas depending on how you look at it)

[JamesMitchellTV]

is it wrong that I've gone back ON PURPOSE to watch this in August? D:

[richardland]

@JamesMitchellTV i cant think of anything that would be more right

[JamesMitchellTV]

@richardland what if I'm touching myself while watching looking at the screen which is paused at a shot of the happy penguin? D:

[richardland]

@JamesMitchellTV then the penguin must be destroyed in a jealous rage...........

[JamesMitchellTV]

@richardland you KNOW it was listening to you pretending to be Mary was what got me goin in the first place! ;D #YouInspireMe

[richardland]

@JamesMitchellTV ya, im pretty much a role model for the world. inspiration. its my thing. aint no biggie *thumbs nose*

[mizSayang]

richarddddddddddddddddd hahahahahahahaha god this one! got me LMAO! big time!

[xploor79]

guess grapes do kill dogs, Dick...lol...well done.

[richardland]

@xploor79 ya, who would have guessed that all the reporting about the digestion would be wrong and they would really cause heart failure! magic evil grapes. *shakes fist*

[elysepowell]

those cookies are my favorite!

[richardland]

@elysepowell ive gone through like 4 boxes. they rock!

[AliceLovePacheco4Eva]

'This asshole brought an apple' LOL. Seriously, you've made my day :D x

[WWAP]

I can't believe how hilarious you are. OMG. I love your videos not even joking. I'm glad I watched them :-)

[OZZTYE]

what are you humming at 2:41 ? I must know :(

[Syonixx]

Brilliant! Very funny and entertaining, yet again!

=syonix

[animalcollectivity]

This video is probably the only thing that could have possibly made me laugh after just finishing a 9 hour shift on New Years Day. Thank you!! Subscribing from Australia !

[KayanLovesHim]

Lmao

[derek93207]

Bahhhh ...  humbug

[richardland]

@derek93207 impossible with cookies and decorations like THESE

[xXxFireFox255xXx]

You good sir has earned a subsciber!!!

[richardland]

@xXxFireFox255xXx happy to have you :)

[youraoldcreeper]

WHAT A WEIRDOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[JordySmithisaStalker]

@youraoldcreeper ya and we like it lol

[CMaddoxBiitch]

LMAO! "This penis & testicle Santa"

[MigdalaVered]

THOSE COOKIES ARE THE BEST EVER! We bought 7 packs this year. Everyone in my family got one... But I think, really, I ate most of them.

Also, I like that you can make a freaking 5-8 minute video and ALL of it is hilarious. It doesn't feel like I spent that long watching it... Which, I think is good.

[Daviticus042]

According to Wikipedia, frankincense and myrrh are tree resins. Frankincense is used in incense and perfumes. Myrrh is used in enbalming, and "was given to indicate that Jesus would die for the sins of the world". Seems like wildly inappropriate presents to give to a baby (as does gold, come to think of it), but it could have been worse...they could have given him "Precious Moments" figurines! LOL

[lilbickiebub]

LOL this was frickin hilarious! i knw u didnt pre write any of this u came up with it on the fly and thats highly sly! lmfao!

[VeryTeri]

the voiceovers... ahahaha

[richardland]

@VeryTeri glad you enjoyed them. of all the Teri's - you are the verriest.

[Grotomode]

I loled so hard.

[squirrly001]

oh wow, your Ma goes over the top with that Christmas stuff...there are even little Santas all over the kitchen cabinets. Thats like a kitsch overload. My grandma was like that ...we lived in Africa...so I never saw "snow" except at Christmas which was when she put chunks of cotton wool over all the window sills and pretended it snowed.

[1AussieInJapan]

This vid is so great, love it! Too much funny stuff to quote in this comment. Merry Christmas Richard! :D

[STARPHROST]

ummm when Mary's voice changed, I knew she was possessed by the same being that was in Linda Blair :o/

[dukehey2]

i like all the little santas on the cabinets merry christmas

[candiceemoevlog]

richard, i can haz you for christmas, plzzzz???

[801keeper]

we're all saying "oohh" =)

[KoolJeffrey]

Hahaha! I love the Precious Moments "surprised" noises.

[ballucanb1]

As long as you didn't eat anything else the days you were eating the Holiday Cakes/cookies you wouldn't get fat I'm sure they are not over a million calories each.

If you did eat anything else you will only need to stop eating for 3 or 4 days to even out.

I used to be a very fat kid, calories were my friends, now they are my enemy. LOL

I have a need to stay svelte.

[1kingconan]

richard do you have writers or do you come up with it all by yourself? :D

[richardland]

@1kingconan i turn the camera on and i go. :)

that and my team of 42 humor analysts feverishly hammering away on typewriters in smoke filled rooms 24/7 getting me *this* much closer to wealth and fame...

[Valcuric]

I love all your voice imitations xD

[richardland]

@chocolatemilkdelite they are Gods REAL gift to man

[YThorr]

:D LOL DAT WAS SO FNNY RLLY ENJYD IT, THNX ND HAV A GD XMAS. !!!

[richardland]

@YThorr youre allowed to use full words on here

[HarryPotterLovee]

"Hey kids! I had no one to spend Christmas with...so I killed myself!"

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.

[KiwiJTurtlesack]

You cheer me up so much. Haha. Merry Christmas. :-)

[richardland]

@KiwiJTurtlesack its what im here for. Merry Christmas (^o^)

[mundxanth]

I kept expecting to hear someone order Spam, Spam, Spam eggs and bacom and Spam... I'm not sure why... Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam.... By the way, all the Santas were kind of creepy. Can you imagine what you would do if a Sleigh of Santas was coming your way? I think I would turn and run the other way.

[Ashenfly]

3:34

That penguin looks like tweeties half black sibling

[richardland]

@Ashenfly yes, i suppose it does

[TheRealBetelGeuse]

Nu Nu Nu Nu NUNUNNU

[HawkFan30]

3:37 so you mean to tell us just 2 years ago your art talent was that of equal to a kinder-gardener?

Dont worry... if arts and crafts arent your thing, you could always try comedy.... oh shit wait....and if that aint going to well, look no further than your Moose friend for inspiration.

PS. Parents go Christmas overboard much?

[richardland]

@HawkFan30 Hawkfan to the rescue again - i almost cut that out cuz i was fretting that it wasnt quite sloppy enough to make "two years ago" be amusing. cuz people could just legit think i sucked at painting.

I always look to my moose friend for inspirache. he is the light that guides this dark tunnel of a "life" i lead. 

[JamesMitchellTV]

richard.... i nearly cried at the start with the manger scene... im thinking we need a regular series of those characters!! :D

Happy Christmas :)

[jessfashion1]

oh my god you need to do more voice overs! I am cracking up!!!

[richardland]

@jessfashion1 workin on it ;)

got some top secret projects in the works. glad you enjoyed the video. Merry Christmas

[marty1160]

Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas.:/

[richardland]

@marty1160 backattcha times 3 - except, whats with the face at the end? am i getting sarcastic-christmas-punked?? what the... damn kids *shakes fist*

[marty1160]

@richardland Hey my friend it is just a kind of smile is all :) Peace

[marty1160]

@richardland Hey my friend it is just a kind of smile is all :) Peace

[lalalaxoxo18]

excellent christmas video ! (:

[T512X]

The best voice over was the moose, lol.

[richardland]

@T512X he shall be missed, though his memory lives on.

[RETURNTHESLAB]

u just made my christmas

[thecynchannel]

I love all the "ooo, OOoo, ooooo"s. I laughed. It was fun times. 

[TopHatKitty]

I laughed at the Buddy thing. That...that makes me bad, doesn't it?

Merry Christmas.

[richardland]

@TopHatKitty no wayz. i called up the Budster from the pits of doggie hell and in between the screams of torment he was all "nooo wayy, tell T-Hat-kit-tayy iz fyyyyne", so you good. Merry Christmas to you.

[TopHatKitty]

@richardland XD Merry Christmas to you, too.

[Aerboi98]

Amazing as always

[PHvlogger]

Richard, you are messed up.

I love it.

[jujubeans360]

I just discovered you today but...um......YOU KIND OF MAKE MY LIFE.

thatisall.

[richardland]

@jujubeans360 its an honor to be able to finally make a life that i wont have to pay child support for. Merry Christmas.